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дalex
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:11 PM
Slowenia Open is to be played next week. The tournament is better known as The 27th Slam.

Can Jelena win her 13th Slam title or will someone from this impressive list of players (igralke (http://www.sloveniaopen.si/igralke)) be able to stop her?

Discuss!

http://i25.tinypic.com/28rppip.jpg

-NAJ-
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:14 PM
:haha:
Great gif dalex:worship:

but you need to put Kvitova , Fran is out:lol:

Ferg
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:15 PM
That JJ face terrifies me, she looks like something out of I Am Legend or The Descent or something :speakles:

дalex
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:17 PM
but you need to put Kvitova , Fran is out:lol:

What!? I was so exciting about the possible final showdown between 2 tennis greats!

Let's all just pretend Franny is still in. :cheer:

Cp6uja
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:20 PM
Jelena Jankovic can stop JJ from winning Portoroz :shrug:.
She is very dangerous opponent for anybody in WTA - including for herself.

Mistress of Evil
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:24 PM
The Empress cannot be stopped, from winning that elusive MM trophy, by anyone or anything except for her period.

Mr.Sharapova
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:26 PM
I just can't stop laughing at the Image Of yours lol!!
Pavlychenkova can stop her!!

Jajaloo
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:28 PM
Everyone.

Bruno71
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:32 PM
OMG Pavlyuchenkova as Cartman :bigcry:

p.s. It should've been Aardvarksson :secret:

Fantasy Hero
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:32 PM
maybe her period :shrug:



anw that gif :happy:

LindsayRulz
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:33 PM
" better known as The 27th Slam " :sobbing:

igralec33
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:37 PM
Ok, I think you are talking just about players. :p
I will be there too. :devil: Maybe I can stop her.

Juju Nostalgique
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:39 PM
31 players I think! :scratch:

дalex
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:47 PM
OMG Pavlyuchenkova as Cartman :bigcry:

p.s. It should've been Aardvarksson :secret:

It was a close call. :p

Ok, I think you are talking just about players. :p
I will be there too. :devil: Maybe I can stop her.

SACURITY! :speakles:

https://twitter.com/piersnewbery

"Excuse me guys! Excuse me! PLEASE!! COMING THROUGH!!" Is the Queen back? No, it's security guiding Jelena Jankovic off court. Relax lads.

MB.
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:51 PM
Ah, Protoroz, the most prominent tournament of the post-Wimbledon MM-clay season snoozefest ;) ... AKA the Safina Dinara Open.

With top players like Franny 'Wimbly First-Round' Schiavone and Sofia 'Ana's BFF' Avrdasnacfv playing, she'll have her perfectly manicured GOAT hands full...

Magician Errani almost defeated her at Indian Wells, surely she'll be able to do so here!

Derevko
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:56 PM
Saretta Errani :bounce:

BuTtErFrEnA
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:56 PM
" better known as The 27th Slam " :sobbing:

:hysteric:

Ellery
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:57 PM
:spit:

Slutati
Jul 14th, 2010, 04:59 PM
AKA the Safina Dinara Open.

Excuse you! :speakles: It's the Tatiana Golovin open

delicatecutter
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:01 PM
Sabine. She should be really fresh.

-NAJ-
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:02 PM
It's hard court event :)

Bruno71
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:03 PM
BTW the answer is...whoever she plays first.

Drake1980
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:04 PM
:lol:

Slutiana
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:22 PM
Excuse you! :speakles: It's the Tatiana Golovin open
The Tatiana Golovin International.

She has two, remember!

дalex
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:22 PM
Excuse you! :speakles: It's the Tatiana Golovin open

Will you be attending? You should stalk Jeja and post about your Portoroz adventures.

http://a.imageshack.us/img141/5128/run.gif

dsanders06
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:23 PM
I don't know, she lost in the first round of her only International so far this year :shrug:

DOUBLEFIST
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:32 PM
Slowenia Open is to be played next week. The tournament is better known as The 27th Slam.

Can Jelena win her 13th Slam title or will someone from this impressive list of players (igralke (http://www.sloveniaopen.si/igralke)) be able to stop her?

Discuss!

http://i25.tinypic.com/28rppip.jpg

Hysterical!!

Slutati
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:35 PM
Will you be attending? You should stalk Jeja and post about your Portoroz adventures.

http://a.imageshack.us/img141/5128/run.gif
Gurl why would I go to Slowenia? :happy::happy:

дalex
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:44 PM
Gurl why would I go to Slowenia? :happy::happy:

Did you make one step too many and ended up in a different country? :lol:

For Portorz, of course. The Empress is visiting - it's the best thing that ever happened to Slowenia.

Slutiana
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:48 PM
Did you make one step too many and ended up in a different country? :lol:

For Portorz, of course. The Empress is visiting - it's the best thing that ever happened to Slowenia.
2007 was the best thing that happened to Slowenia. :shrug: You're so OVA.

Direwolf
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:49 PM
HahAha...

silly...

many players could stop her...

she is not like Invincible or something

Otlichno
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:50 PM
HahAha...

silly...

many players could stop her...

she is not like Invincible or something

:worship:

iPatty
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:51 PM
If Errani plays like she did last year she will win. That girl was tough. :worship:

Bruno71
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:52 PM
HahAha...

silly...

many players could stop her...

she is not like Invincible or something

Wow you sure showed the OP. You is something FIERCE, gurl!

дalex
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:54 PM
2007 was the best thing that happened to Slowenia. :shrug: You're so OVA.

Your so LATE! 2010 is the new 2007!

Management!!!

HahAha...

silly...

many players could stop her...

she is not like Invincible or something

Delusional.

Slutiana
Jul 14th, 2010, 05:59 PM
Your so LATE! 2010 is the new 2007!
Agreed. A pretty 19 year old with a big forehand is going to win the Slowenian Open again [/Cp6uja]. I guess the answer of this thread is Polona Hercog - i'm glad you agree! :worship:

Princeza
Jul 14th, 2010, 06:00 PM
she is not like Invincible or something

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279/craig0191/gifs/Untitled-58.gif

igralec33
Jul 14th, 2010, 06:16 PM
It's Slovenia not Slowenia ... for some posters here. :o :p

BuTtErFrEnA
Jul 14th, 2010, 06:19 PM
HahAha...

silly...

many players could stop her...

she is not like Invincible or something

Wow you sure showed the OP. You is something FIERCE, gurl!

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279/craig0191/gifs/Untitled-58.gif


:rolls: :rolls:

vanŁss
Jul 14th, 2010, 06:26 PM
Cibulkova . :o

LUVMIRZA
Jul 14th, 2010, 06:52 PM
her misplaced nail polish may be:shrug:

MB.
Jul 14th, 2010, 06:59 PM
It's Slovenia not Slowenia ... for some posters here. :o :p

:worship:

The worst thing about TF is how sarcasm and jokes translate so horribly online...

Hian
Jul 14th, 2010, 07:14 PM
Best Pic Ever.

-NAJ-
Jul 14th, 2010, 07:18 PM
If anybody hears about someone stalking Hercog and Jankovic in Portoroz that will probably be me :lol:

:lol:
are you in good form? JJ is ready!
Wk84OASVERg

vanŁss
Jul 14th, 2010, 07:35 PM
Cibulkova withdrew from Prague and Budapest.So if she comes to Portoroz everybody will know that Krajan put her up to this(his a close friend with director Bizjak)

If anybody hears about someone stalking Hercog and Jankovic in Portoroz that will probably be me :lol:
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279/craig0191/gifs/Untitled-58.gif

She's been in Portoroz for over a week now :rolleyes:

young_gunner913
Jul 14th, 2010, 07:50 PM
Aunt Flo

http://www.stickycomics.com/wp-content/uploads/aunt_flo.png

Keaka
Jul 14th, 2010, 08:07 PM
I'm preparing an attack :shrug: When she'll get to her hotel room late evening, this poster will be waiting for her. After that she won't want to come back to Portorož anymore.
http://www.fuzzysignal.com/tennis/fashion/serena-williams-denim.jpg

Keaka
Jul 14th, 2010, 08:08 PM
No, but really, I don't think she'll win this one :shrug: Or she will but with some huge trouble, the Portorož curse.

Hian
Jul 14th, 2010, 08:10 PM
Seseman

http://www.hitparadeitalia.it/cartoni/immagini/nonna_seseman.jpg

Keaka
Jul 14th, 2010, 08:11 PM
She's been in Portoroz for over a week now :rolleyes:

I certainly hope so, Cibulkova would make my viewing of the tournament 100% better :)

Joe.
Jul 14th, 2010, 08:42 PM
Anne. ;)

Brena
Jul 14th, 2010, 08:44 PM
Slowenia Open is to be played next week. The tournament is better known as The 27th Slam.

Can Jelena win her 13th Slam title or will someone from this impressive list of players (igralke (http://www.sloveniaopen.si/igralke)) be able to stop her?

Discuss!

http://i25.tinypic.com/28rppip.jpg

:hysteric::hysteric:
Only Jelena can stop Jelena in this amaze tournament, or Anastasija Sevastova.

Bobisa
Jul 14th, 2010, 08:56 PM
Slowenia Open is to be played next week. The tournament is better known as The 27th Slam.

Can Jelena win her 13th Slam title or will someone from this impressive list of players (igralke (http://www.sloveniaopen.si/igralke)) be able to stop her?

Discuss!

http://i25.tinypic.com/28rppip.jpg
:lol::worship::rolls:

Joana
Jul 14th, 2010, 09:46 PM
Serena?

The Witch-king
Jul 14th, 2010, 09:54 PM
to answer the question

Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova RUS 30
Sara Errani ITA 33
Sabine Lisicki GER 40
Dominika Cibulkova SVK 47
Polona Hercog SLO 48
Vera Dushevina RUS 49
Roberta Vinci ITA 53
Virginie Razzano FRA 59
Petra Kvitova CZE 62
Sofia Arvidsson SWE 65
Regina Kulikova RUS 67
Alberta Brianti ITA 75
Anastasia Rodionova RUS 76
Petra Martić CRO 77
Stefanie Voegele SUI 78
Marina Eraković NZL 83
Rossana De Los Rios PAR 89
Anna Lapushchenkova RUS 96
Julie Coin FRA 99
Zuzana Kucova SVK 101
Jelena Kostanić Tošić CRO 101
Johanna Larsson SWE 102
Ekaterina Makarova RUS 103
Ksenia Pervak RUS 106
Maša Zec Peškirič (WC) SLO 122
Katarina Srebotnik (WC)

gsm86
Jul 14th, 2010, 09:56 PM
Errani always plays great tennis in Portorose...she wins the tournament two years ago and last year lost in the final to Safina in a very though match.

дalex
Jul 15th, 2010, 06:52 AM
Anyway, can't wait for the draw and tournament to start. Everyone knows summer hard court season starts with JJ's first match on the surface. :hearts:

Fantasy Hero
Jul 15th, 2010, 07:01 AM
Anna C is not in the MD :eek: :sobbing:

Bruno71
Jul 15th, 2010, 07:24 AM
to answer the question

Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova RUS 30
Sara Errani ITA 33
Sabine Lisicki GER 40
Dominika Cibulkova SVK 47
Polona Hercog SLO 48
Vera Dushevina RUS 49
Roberta Vinci ITA 53
Virginie Razzano FRA 59
Petra Kvitova CZE 62
Sofia Arvidsson SWE 65
Regina Kulikova RUS 67
Alberta Brianti ITA 75
Anastasia Rodionova RUS 76
Petra Martić CRO 77
Stefanie Voegele SUI 78
Marina Eraković NZL 83
Rossana De Los Rios PAR 89
Anna Lapushchenkova RUS 96
Julie Coin FRA 99
Zuzana Kucova SVK 101
Jelena Kostanić Tošić CRO 101
Johanna Larsson SWE 102
Ekaterina Makarova RUS 103
Ksenia Pervak RUS 106
Maša Zec Peškirič (WC) SLO 122
Katarina Srebotnik (WC)

Maša Zec Peškirič def. Jelena Janković 06 76 60 saving 45 match points.

Hian
Jul 15th, 2010, 09:36 AM
Maša Zec Peškirič def. Jelena Janković 06 76 60 saving 45 match points.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 15th, 2010, 09:39 AM
I have a feeling JJ will suffer a shock defeat to Lapushchenkova.

Caralenko
Jul 15th, 2010, 10:23 AM
There is only one. Hers:weirdo:lf.

toxina90
Jul 15th, 2010, 11:08 AM
I had a nightmare last night, which among other gruesome things invovled JJ losing probably in this tournament first round to Szavay, something like 2-6 6-2 0-13 (as if the 3rd set were some kind of first to 13 super tiebreak) :help::tape:

Break My Rapture
Jul 15th, 2010, 04:23 PM
Chaky will upset her ass again! :cheer:

Bruno71
Jul 15th, 2010, 04:54 PM
Chaky will upset her ass again! :cheer:

Has she lucked into the draw yet? :spit:

Break My Rapture
Jul 15th, 2010, 04:59 PM
Has she lucked into the draw yet? :spit:
Nah not yet but it's funny isn't it? Your fave is actually in the same situation rankings-wise but gets WCs for every tournament anyway. If someone should be called lucking into a draw, it's Ana. :rolleyes:

Bruno71
Jul 15th, 2010, 05:26 PM
Nah not yet but it's funny isn't it? Your fave is actually in the same situation rankings-wise but gets WCs for every tournament anyway. If someone should be called lucking into a draw, it's Ana. :rolleyes:

Don't be so mean, Baby VIP Anci is precious :bigcry:

Break My Rapture
Jul 15th, 2010, 05:30 PM
Don't be so mean, Baby VIP Anci is precious :bigcry:
Don't worry, I like Ana too. :angel:

Illusionist
Jul 15th, 2010, 06:12 PM
If she plays shit anyone, if she plays goat no one.

Slutati
Jul 15th, 2010, 06:22 PM
LOL at people thinking Bruno is a real Ana fan. :tears:

Bobisa
Jul 15th, 2010, 07:28 PM
Bruno :lol:

narutos
Jul 15th, 2010, 07:40 PM
Who cares about JJ anyway?

ivanban
Jul 15th, 2010, 11:20 PM
Who cares about JJ anyway?

:rolleyes: Crawling out of hell wasn't the brightest idea

Jajaloo
Jul 16th, 2010, 06:21 AM
Maša Zec Peškirič def. Jelena Janković 06 76 60 saving 45 match points.

Has she lucked into the draw yet? :spit:

Don't be so mean, Baby VIP Anci is precious :bigcry:

:lol: :lol:


Don't worry, I like Ana too. :angel:


:haha: :haha: :haha:

Carotastrophe
Jul 16th, 2010, 06:28 AM
Petra :woohoo:

Bobisa
Jul 16th, 2010, 06:44 AM
Who cares about JJ anyway?
http://www.pic4ever.com/images/fkr.gif

swim4life227
Jul 22nd, 2010, 09:36 PM
Anastasia Yakimova!

Aaron.
Jul 22nd, 2010, 09:36 PM
How bitchy

Cp6uja
Jul 22nd, 2010, 09:42 PM
Jelena Jankovic can stop JJ from winning Portoroz :shrug:.
She is very dangerous opponent for anybody in WTA - including for herself.Just like I predict.

She should not play this week in Europe anyway and only what she get with this unnecessary episode is new injury (and preventing young Jovanovski to make some noise on tour again) :shrug:

Aaron.
Jul 22nd, 2010, 09:45 PM
Just like I predict.

She should not play this week in Europe anyway and only what she get with this unnecessary episode is new injury (and preventing young Jovanovski to make some noise on tour again) :shrug: I love you :happy: :happy: :hearts:

Loungy
Jul 22nd, 2010, 10:03 PM
I agree with him about Jovanovski. Terrible, terrible luck.

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Jul 22nd, 2010, 10:21 PM
Anastasia Yakimova!

:lol: :lol:

saint2
Jul 22nd, 2010, 10:28 PM
Anastasia Yakimova!

:lol::lol::lol::cool:

mdterp01
Jul 22nd, 2010, 10:41 PM
:haha:

Nicolás89
Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:30 AM
Herself? :)

LeRoy.
Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:33 AM
:haha: Gotta love cocky JJ fans. Hows the crow ?

young_gunner913
Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:37 AM
Jinx threads :worship:

HRHoliviasmith
Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:46 AM
I guess some chick named Anastasia Yakimova.... :shrug:

JJ :hug:

slamchamp
Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:58 AM
Her injuries:hug:

Bruno71
Jul 23rd, 2010, 02:14 AM
:haha: Gotta love cocky JJ fans. Hows the crow ?

You wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit you in the ass, would you?

BuTtErFrEnA
Jul 23rd, 2010, 03:17 AM
:haha: Gotta love cocky JJ fans. Hows the crow ?



you do realise this was a joke thread as evidenced by the opening post

дalex
Jul 23rd, 2010, 05:39 AM
I did it again (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=388169)! :speakles:

Keep on laughing, bitches. Can't wait to open one of these for your fave just before the Open. http://i37.tinypic.com/erfjns.gif

kittyking
Jul 23rd, 2010, 05:59 AM
:lol:

King Halep
Jul 23rd, 2010, 06:16 AM
Jelena Jankovic can stop JJ from winning Portoroz :shrug:.
She is very dangerous opponent for anybody in WTA - including for herself.

:worship:

Bruno71
Jul 23rd, 2010, 06:16 AM
I did it again (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=388169)! :speakles:

Keep on laughing, bitches. Can't wait to open one of these for your fave just before the Open. http://i37.tinypic.com/erfjns.gif

I'm glad that poll is still open so I could vote "no tranny ew." :drool:

The Witch-king
Jul 23rd, 2010, 06:34 AM
I did it again (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=388169)! :speakles:

Keep on laughing, bitches. Can't wait to open one of these for your fave just before the Open. http://i37.tinypic.com/erfjns.gif

you certainly have a gift. :worship: but it only seems to work with JJ :sad:

Caralenko
Jul 23rd, 2010, 06:42 AM
Anastasia Yakimova!

Actually it was her ankle.

mpmg
Jul 23rd, 2010, 07:06 AM
Basically what happened was that Yakimova was sent here to destroy all the Balkan girls including Jankovic. She started by beating Vrljic in qualies who served for the match against her. Than she came from a set down to eliminate Rabbit-Towel. Now she has cause Jelena to self-destruct. She also ended the hopes of a doubles title for Krunic who will play with an injured Jankovic. Also Jovanovski, who could have made a breakthrough here was stooped because Jelena beat her BEFORE her injury. I'm just saying...watch out Hercog.

Ferg
Jul 23rd, 2010, 12:08 PM
I feel sorry for the people who cant take a joke. :spit:

slamchamp
Jul 23rd, 2010, 03:01 PM
this was so a jinx thread:lol: