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Hit to her forehand, Maria!

I wish Maria's serve was as good on the deuce side as it is on the ad side.

3rd BP saved :scared:

A point on the 2nd serve!

Deuce again

The people who said Azarenka had the best ROSs in that GM thread were pretty much right.

Long rallies :sobbing:

Damn, what a miss.

this is loud :lol: another break point ughh

I would give everything to be there right now lol

fuck sake

Yeah, it was almost inevitable Maria would lose that game.

Arghhhhh

Oh gosh :sobbing:

df on bp again 2-3*

Of course you did Maria...

Df :o

double fault.

3*-2

Expectable! Nice match! Maria is playing well considering she is so tired from her last night match!

MARIA wants to kill me :sobbing:

Expectable! Nice match! Maria is playing well considering she is so tired from her last night match!
²²

is anyone else watching on eurosport on tv i mean? :lol: the first time i can watch any of the matches on tv :tears:

Maria looks disinterested and damn tired so far...still it feels that she can break Vika's poor ass serve anytime she wants though

is anyone else watvhing on eurosport on tv i mean? :lol: the first time i can watch any of the matches on tv :tears:

I'm watching Eurosport ;)

Break here please?

Come on Maria break.

This is gonna be soooooooo bad. :haha:

Break here please?

Hey since when did you return. :p

Vika is playing out of her mind :o

Masha used to have a BRILLIANT ROS, but now I think she goes for too much.

is anyone else watching on eurosport on tv i mean? :lol: the first time i can watch any of the matches on tv :tears:

Me too :)

The previous game :sobbing:

Random thought:

If Prince is gonna build a new racket for Maria after the (probably Head) model she uses right now and them claim they'd be so innovative and groundbreaking, I'm gonna cut a bitch.:angel:

im recording with sky+ so maria HAS to win :angel:

Hey since when did you return. :p

Hey! Since Maria was out of Wimbly :lol:

Omg Maria had a correct chalenge

30-30 :rolleyes:

30 all...

Random thought:

If Prince is gonna build a new racket for Maria after the (probably Head) model she uses right now and them claim they'd be so innovative and groundbreaking, I'm gonna cut a bitch.:angel:

Maybe they'll remake it and Maria demands a paint job that will match her dress. :lol:

Random thought:

If Prince is gonna build a new racket for Maria after the (probably Head) model she uses right now and them claim they'd be so innovative and groundbreaking, I'm gonna cut a bitch.:angel:
I initially thought of Prince the singer for some reason :sobbing:

breakpoint

Lucky :phew:

Break here :armed:

Bp :rolls: Poor Vika.:spit:

Maria's not playing bad at all.

Maria... go play doubles with Yanina at the USO!

Maria's not playing bad at all.

Could've been worse.

My uncle said it sounds like I'm listening to porn. :sobbing:

Deuce!

Azarenka scares me.

She is playing and acting like this is a GS final.

the COME ON :hearts:

I initially thought of Prince the singer for some reason :sobbing:

http://a.imageshack.us/img225/1975/princecuuuute.gif

Yes Maria!! COME ON!

Fucking Carillo shut the hell up about the grunting.

hai thar back hand!!

My uncle said it sounds like I'm listening to porn. :sobbing:

What kind of BDSM porn is your uncle watching.:eek:

3-3

Maria fires up!

DF on BP :lol: That's Masha's privilege!

3-3 tahnk to a DF :tape:

My uncle said it sounds like I'm listening to porn. :sobbing:

Maybe you forgot to turn that off before turning to Maria's match :lol:

Break back via double fault.:rolls:

Maria needs to get onto Azarenka's mind....

DF on BP... that's they way Vika :devil:

Lol break back!!

Returned the favor!

What is BDSM?

3-3 hold now cmon

Omg

OMG :haha:

I initially thought of Prince the singer for some reason :sobbing:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/purpehppie/smexi2.gif

Epic Fail.

What is BDSM?

You serious or so young? :o :cool:

Wow WTF was that lol

ROFL! Goat serve haha

I feel like a perv for knowing what BDSM is :sobbing:

That was the funniest thing.

If Vika did that, she probably would've broken that racket.

What is BDSM?

I think it has to do with bondage. :haha:

You serious or so young? :o :cool:

I'm serious :tears:

Maria's ball toss so wacky with that sun.

15-30

What is it with the slow 1st serves?

Not good enough.

I wish my backhand was like Maria's. :tears:

AJDE! BH WINNER :inlove:

Great Shot!

I wish I was Maria.

The backhand down the line is ON today.

Masha has +4 winners/UE and Vika is 0

Why is she losing :speakles:

I'm serious :tears:

Do you really wanna know!?:lol:

What is BDSM?

Google it...:hehehe:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/purpehppie/smexi2.gif

http://a.imageshack.us/img121/6458/fvbsx1.gif

I wish I was Maria.

You wish. :haha:

Azarenka always drags out the grunt when she's down in the rally. Its so annoying

Who's screwed for English and Geography exams?

I AM!

4-3 Maria takes the lead :cheer: Well done!

Maria playing progressively better each match. Well I think Zheng she played good too.

I wish my life was Maria's BH

VAMOOOO!! 4-3.. now break please

She held! :sobbing: Feels like a break as ES commentator said :lol:

COME ON!!!!! :inlove:

4-3 she takes the lead for the first time. a BP saved en route :)

4-3!:cheer: That's the way!:rocker2:

I remember that thread about someone who has sexual fantasies with Maria's BH. :sobbing::sobbing:

[MG]http://a.imageshack.us/img121/6458/fvbsx1.gif[/IMG]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/michaelgurl4ever/Prince/pouncey.gif

I was trying to find that one. :spit:

Serena, with her Wimbledon form, would not be able to handle those rallies.

Google it...:hehehe:

Ew.

4-3!

this hold was practically a break though:haha:

If she breaks now, first set is hers :cool:

I remember that thread about someone who has sexual fantasies with Maria's BH. :sobbing::sobbing:

That was SO funny though.

Maria, a break here would really seal you the set. Well, not really. :o

BDSM talks and Prince gif party during the final, I love you Maria fans :lol:

I wish my backhand was like Maria's. :tears:

are you sexually attracted to it? :devil::lol:

Ew.

How old are you anyway?:rolleyes:

are you sexually attracted to it? :devil::lol:

I think I am. :scared:

My commentator :inlove: He's so like.... smart ass and he uses big words. I love it :lol:

My commentator :inlove: He's so like.... smart ass and he uses big words. I love it :lol:

Slut.

i have the feeling shes gonna lose this set 4-6 :unsure:

How old are you anyway?:rolleyes:

I'm 18 in 16 days :rolleyes:

Why? :hehehe:

http://a.imageshack.us/img810/8251/lunapic128064034781124.gif (http://img810.imageshack.us/i/lunapic128064034781124.gif/)

4-4

A hold here and a break of serve would be too much to ask right?

i have the feeling shes gonna lose this set 4-6 :unsure:

:spit:

Don't. :( :( :( :sobbing:

When she can hold, she can't break. And holding her serve is such a pain in the butt.

I'm 18 in 16 days :rolleyes:

Why? :hehehe:

Your lack of porn watching minutes worries me lol

Slut.

I know right.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8747/laceychabertmeangirls023zl.gif

Your lack of porn watching minutes worries me lol

It's all the studying I've been doing :sobbing:

http://a.imageshack.us/img810/8251/lunapic128064034781124.gif (http://img810.imageshack.us/i/lunapic128064034781124.gif/)

4-4

http://a.imageshack.us/img835/426/2it3m1w.gif

:o

this is bullshit come on maria

Maria is so going to get broken!

Isn't porn banned in the Middle East? :confused:

The one who said Maria is losing this 4-6.. :o

You called it. :tears:

Fuckkk

noo broken 4-5 fight maria

whoever said it was gonna be 6-4 i shoot you down bang bang

I knew it!

break back maria!

Isn't porn banned in the Middle East? :confused:

IS there a country which banes PORN:eek::eek:

azarenka is a wall with power:o

:help:

Break here PLEASE :sad:

she's fighting, but can hardly move on the court...every midcourt return from Vika leaves her scrambling. This is a part why I hate these US Open series - scheduling usually decides the winner

0-15

IS there a country which banes PORN:eek::eek:

You would probably die. :haha:

Masha fucking fierce is here!

0-30 Come on!

0-30 :cheer:

Maria has a week off after this so she should give it all here!

error after error from Maria :rolleyes:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/Burakii/gifs/2j65pwj.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/Burakii/gifs/2u6prep.gif

Sp :lol:

deuce baby

Sp saved!

Shit return

You would probably die. :haha:

:haha:

yus brainfart!

You would probably die. :haha:
:lol::lol:Probably:p

DF on set point.:lol:

http://a.imageshack.us/img32/5552/shhh.gif (http://img32.imageshack.us/i/shhh.gif/)

http://i47.tinypic.com/2cpp5om.gif DF on SP

Maria moves like Kleybanova and Bartoli combined :sobbing:

Damn!

come on!!

That forehand is soooo good!:drool:

Fuck

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/Burakii/gifs/mw8h0z.gif

FighterfinnPova

get a bp maria!

damn...

I dont have time for Maria to come back and all that drama. :o

:(

Wow! 6-4

o hai, 3 setter plz

Saving those SPs for nothing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/Burakii/gifs/e8lk5u.gif

:cheer: win in 3 maria!

bye bye MARIA!!! :sad:

Another Comeback!

OMG Maria you are so annoying.

Have you ever heard of holding your serve?

I have a feeling Maria is losing this set 0-6. :rolleyes:

:crying2: I knew she would give Vika the 1st set by an error

Maria please win this!

Ugh..Maria def. Vika 4-6 6-2 6-4. :rolleyes: Drama.

one thing Maria is lacking these days is some clutch play in deciding moments...she used to be so good in the past at these moments - now this area is quite diminished:bigcry:

This is like Toronoto again.

I have a feeling Maria is losing this set 0-6. :rolleyes:

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm170/MeSuhsie/har%20har/jeff_ew.gif

That backhand is orgasmic:worship:

what ois your livestream?? cant find a fucking good one!

ace with no grunt :lol:

what ois your livestream?? cant find a fucking good one!

http://www.livescorehunter.com/index.php?option=com_lsh&view=lsh&event_id=21929&tv_id=375&tid=1881&channel=0&tmpl=component&layout=popup&Itemid=190 Try this one!

I have a feeling Maria is losing this set 0-6. :rolleyes:

http://i47.tinypic.com/4japt3.gif

Maria not grunting anymore!

I love the little noise she does after hitting the ball when she's not actually grunting.

Going to school now. I'll follow you guys on my Blackberry. :lol:

Maria not grunting anymore!

Just like how she started the 2nd set against Aga. And she ended up winning that one so...:shrug:

Maria lose two finals in a row - so sad :sobbing:

I love the little noise she does after hitting the ball when she's not actually grunting.

Yeah it's like orgasm.

it says off air! I'm pissseeed

http://i47.tinypic.com/4japt3.gif
:haha::haha:

Maria is annoying.

she's tired

Maria lose two finals in a row - so sad :sobbing:

At least it's a top 10 player she's facing, well Victoria is not top 10 right now but she is in my book. Not some scrub she used to lose to. :lol:

broken.:rolleyes:

OMFG today is not gonna be a good day for me.

ugh

she's in deep shit now. You can't throw 30-0 leads away like that :rolleyes:

Just like how she started the 2nd set against Aga. And she ended up winning that one so...:shrug:

I never got to see the match against Radwanska but if doing that wins her the match then she should keep playing without the grunt :lol:

Maria's not tired. She is lazy. :o

those stats make no sense at all apart from one break point conversion

:cheer: come on maria

I want a tittle for Maria so bad!

Maria is loosing bad now!

I am not believing this, she's either really tired or doesnt give a crap :tears:

If Maria is tired, she should just start wacking at every ball instead of forcing herself into rallies. :shrug: Sort of like Serena did to her at the AO.

just retire maria?? why play like shit?:o

Sharpie. :sobbing:

I will be a bad fan tonight. I'm gonna stop watching this mess. Maria you are allowed to prove me wrong.

0-2 :tears:

maria is tired,she's played five hours in 2 last matches had barely 12 hours to recover for this so she's tired!!!

Terrible game

Will Maria comeback!

tired??:o I'm sick of the she's tired..

gt your head in it maria or this is a done deal

Maria...this is your last match, then you get to play for a week. Just give it your all..

She didnt even want Michael to come down. :o

Masha :sad:

lol did ES commentator just say that she has no racquet contract? :sobbing:

Being tired is not an excuse in my book. Vika played singles and doubles all week.:shrug:

Ace http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/Burakii/gifs/21odkzo.gif

more like it :)

Being tired is not an excuse in my book. Vika played singles and doubles all week.:shrug:

Maria has the fitness of a 200 year old man.:o

That's better. Come on Maria

And another.. love hold please.

She maybe will start to get more at the net!

2 Aces in one game!she is not done yet!

I'm tired of Maria being tired. She's a professional athlete, why the fuck is she tired. :rolls:

tired??:o I'm sick of the she's tired..
:smash:

ace ace baby

VAMOS! :inlove:

Oh Maria. So you decide to serve good now? :rolleyes:

I'm tired of Maria being tired. She's a professional athlete, why the fuck is she tired. :rolls:

Yeah so true. She should still be able to play even if it is 68-68 in the fifth set.

a love hold :spit:

Blah, I wont be able to watch this if it goes to 3 sets. :sobbing:

I'm tired of Maria being tired. She's a professional athlete, why the fuck is she tired. :rolls:

sorry but this is simple bullshit.

she's tired it doesn't mean she won't fucking fight don't u know her by now????

Maria has the fitness of a 200 year old man.:o

:spit: This is Fitpova we're talking about.:rolleyes:

I hope noone brings up "she was tiiiired" as an excuse for losing the first set in GM. That would be embarassing.:sobbing:

Now GO MASHA!!!

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm170/MeSuhsie/har%20har/fistpump.gif

*FISTPUMP*

puh-lease break

Break her ass now!

Yeah so true. She should still be able to play even if it is 68-68 in the fifth set.

Did you know that they made a condom commercial out of this?:rolls:

Well Maria still has 2 other tournaments and then the US Open so...it's sort of scary when she is tired in her first tournament of the summer.

Maria hitting great returns but messes up in the rally.

Joxy :woohoo: Hi gurl!

she can't win long rallies vs Vika, meaning she's in deep crap...either tank this or go for broke Maria

2 night matches in a row go to 3 sets last 5 hours the final starts at noon great scheduling mother fucking fuckers

aaand this is kinda over

those are fcking shots she cant miss!

Joxy :wooho: Hi gurl!

babygurl :awww: first time in ages someone's happy to see me anywhere :tears:

drop shot pova :lol: