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young_gunner913
Mar 24th, 2010, 10:57 AM
Black Eyed Pushers
"Beat Me Halfway"
Song Written by: Young_Gunner913
Graphics by: Caralenko


Caro: Ooooo ooooo. I cant push any further then this.
Ooooo ooooo. I want your error so badly, it’s my biggest wish.

Kiri, I spend my time just pushin, pushin, pushin against you.
Every single match, cause I know it really, really gets to you.
All this those matches and you never, never, ever had a clue.
Hey girl, cheer up, it’s not like I started doing this out the blue.
I spend my time just pushin, pushin, against Sveta too.
Every single match, I should really, really, really be sued.
Hey Ja, whats up yo… whats up, whats up, whats up?

Lady Jaja: You can beat me halfway. 3 feet behind the baseline.
That’s where I’m gonna stay and wait.
I’ll pushing hard, all night and day.
Taking my pushing to the limit, make you throw the match away.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
I cant push any further then this.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
I want your error so badly, its my biggest wish.

Ana, I travel around the world and win lots of big tournies.
Alls you’ve done lately is have a Vaidisova-like journey.
Some slam champion you turned out to be,
Falling out the top 100 almost as fast as Jokevetadze.
Cause Ana, I want, I, I… Just retire right now.
I’m the star, stop fist pumping you over excited cow.
But I’ll keep you around (round) just to say,
Hey kiddies, dont turn out this way.

Aga: You can beat me halfway. 3 feet behind the baseline.
That’s where I’m gonna stay and wait.
I’ll pushing hard, all night and day.
Taking my pushing to the limit, make you throw the match away.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
I cant push any further then this.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
I want your error so badly, its my biggest wish.

Just hit it out, to the other side.
Return into the sky (hit it so damn high).
Make it fly, fly the skies, kiss that point goodbye.
I will try, until I die, to get those points, wear down my joints, wear down my joints.
Wear, wear, wear down my joints. I want those damn points. I will try.

Murray: You can beat me halfway.
But I know how to stay.
I’ll just push all damn day.
Make you throw this match away.

Caro: You can beat me half way. 3 feet behind the baseline.
That’s where I’m gonna stay and wait.
I’ll be pushing hard, all night and day.
Take my pushing to the limit, make you throw this match away.
I cant push any further then this.
I want your error so bad, it’s my biggest wish.
I cant push any further then this.
I want your error so bad, it’s my biggest wish.

Caralenko
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:01 AM
:bigcry: OMG.

duhcity
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:01 AM
:hearts:

ElusiveChanteuse
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:01 AM
:spit:

Bronx19
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:01 AM
Janka's a pusher?

Lord Choc Ice
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:05 AM
Kiri a pusher? Since when. :haha:

Otherwise, not too bad a lyrics arrangement.

Mikey.
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:05 AM
Caro: Ooooo ooooo. I cant push any further then this.
Ooooo ooooo. I want your error so badly, itís my biggest wish.


*dead* :hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

Caralenko
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:05 AM
Kiri a pusher? Since when. :haha:
Caro was talking about owning Kiri :tears:

nevetssllim
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:06 AM
Very funny even though I don't think Jankovic is a pusher ;)

young_gunner913
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:06 AM
Kiri a pusher? Since when. :haha:

Otherwise, not too bad a lyrics arrangement.

I was talking about Caro pushing against Kiri and it driving her nuts. :p

Lord Choc Ice
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:11 AM
I was talking about Caro pushing against Kiri and it driving her nuts. :p
Oops misread it. :p

Nikkiri
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:14 AM
Kiri, I spend my time just pushin, pushin, pushin against you.
Every single match, cause I know it really, really gets to you.
All this those matches and you never, never, ever had a clue.
Hey girl, cheer up, it’s not like I started doing this out the blue.
I spend my time just pushin, pushin, against Sveta too.
Every single match, I should really, really, really be sued.
Hey Ja, whats up yo… whats up, whats up, whats up?

:hysteric:

I love you Matt.

young_gunner913
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:27 AM
love you too. :kiss:

Harvs
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:36 AM
love/.

ivanban
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:45 AM
JJ doesn't push have black eyes :sobbing:

kiwialicat
Mar 24th, 2010, 12:04 PM
:lol: this is great. Thanks!

tea
Mar 24th, 2010, 12:05 PM
Greatest thing I ever read here.:worship:

Somebody good in singing should think about making a clip and youtubing it. Like that Woz Woz song, you know.

Lachy
Mar 24th, 2010, 12:09 PM
You can beat me halfway. 3 feet behind the baseline.
That’s where I’m gonna stay and wait.

WOW!! :lol: :lol: :worship:

NyCPsU
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:09 PM
This is one of the best things I have ever read on here. :worship:

This was my favorite part:

Cause Ana, I want, I, I… Just retire right now.
I’m the star, stop fist pumping you over excited cow.

:bigcry:

Sylvester
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:14 PM
OMFG :hearts: :worship:

Serenus Christ
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:18 PM
:bowdown:
amazing.

Steadyniacki
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:46 PM
Love pushers :inlove:

Nice song matt! :bowdown:

Ellery
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:47 PM
:spit:

Deck
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:51 PM
http://i25.tinypic.com/2vl8a2s.jpg

дalex
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:51 PM
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4140/nonok.gif

Lady Џаџа is offended by the term "pusher", but the lyrics are hilare.

MrSerenaWilliams
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:53 PM
:sobbing: :bigcry:

EPIC!

Bobisa
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:55 PM
:sobbing: JaJa is pusher?

doktor
Mar 24th, 2010, 01:55 PM
soooo good... well done guys

darkchild
Mar 24th, 2010, 02:18 PM
:hearts: Andy :hearts:

BuTtErFrEnA
Mar 24th, 2010, 02:31 PM
*death*

A-Min
Mar 24th, 2010, 02:32 PM
that's just so good
great lyrics
i'm waiting for the next BEPusher's song ;)

Ryan
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:02 PM
Epic. :spit: I think even Serena? would approve!


Imagine JJ singing this in her funky voice, and its....death. :lol: :bowdown:

Marilyn Monheaux
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:08 PM
:sobbing: Tood good!:bigcry:

miffedmax
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:26 PM
:haha: OMFG!

sugimomo
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:29 PM
hahahahahah omg that was 1 of the funniest things ive ever read!!!! please sumbody actually sing that and put it on youtube, that is gold :) :worship: :D

Ballbasher
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:31 PM
That's too good. :sobbing: :inlove:

Slutati
Mar 24th, 2010, 03:41 PM
Cute. :lol:

Golovinjured.
Mar 24th, 2010, 04:28 PM
:bowdown:

Safe-From-Harm
Mar 24th, 2010, 04:58 PM
Lol

Meteor Shower
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:09 PM
Black Eyed Pushers
"Beat Me Halfway"
Song Written by: Young_Gunner913
Graphics by: Caralenko

Lady Jaja: You can beat me halfway. 3 feet behind the baseline.
Thatís where Iím gonna stay and wait.
Iíll pushing hard, all night and day.
Taking my pushing to the limit, make you throw the match away.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
I cant push any further then this.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
I want your error so badly, its my biggest wish.

Ana, I travel around the world and win lots of big tournies.
Alls youíve done lately is have a Vaidisova-like journey.
Some slam champion you turned out to be,
Falling out the top 100 almost as fast as Jokevetadze.
Cause Ana, I want, I, IÖ Just retire right now.
Iím the star, stop fist pumping you over excited cow.
But Iíll keep you around (round) just to say,
Hey kiddies, dont turn out this way.

Lady Jaja part :crying2: :rolls:

Ferg
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:15 PM
:speakles:

Certinfy
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:41 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

NyCPsU
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:52 PM
The Lady JaJa part just slays me. I laughed out loud at work before and people must have been like wtf is wrong with that kid. :rolls:

delicatecutter
Mar 24th, 2010, 05:55 PM
So funny. :crying2: :worship:

young_gunner913
Mar 24th, 2010, 08:39 PM
Thanks to everyone who responded. :wavey:

Since people seem to love BEP, I'll be sure to do another song sometime. :)

Slutiana
Mar 24th, 2010, 08:48 PM
:haha:that s fucking amazing. Lady Jaja :worship:

Wally and the Aretha kid need to sing this! :bowdown:

Hashim.
Mar 24th, 2010, 08:52 PM
This is one of the best things I have ever read on here. :worship:

This was my favorite part:

Cause Ana, I want, I, IÖ Just retire right now.
Iím the star, stop fist pumping you over excited cow.

:bigcry:

mine too:sobbing:
great work Matt:worship:

#kArLoS#
Mar 24th, 2010, 08:53 PM
that was too good:rolls:.Thanks for the laughs:worship::D

Potato
Mar 24th, 2010, 08:59 PM
Should be the Black Eyed Pushers ft. Lady Jaja

love this :worship:

Joe.
Mar 24th, 2010, 09:01 PM
:sobbing: :spit:

Drake1980
Mar 24th, 2010, 09:01 PM
Matt! :hearts:

young_gunner913
Mar 24th, 2010, 09:05 PM
Should be the Black Eyed Pushers ft. Lady Jaja

love this :worship:

Lady Jaja accepted a place in the group to give it more star power because before she came along, there was none. :awww:

LeRoy.
Mar 24th, 2010, 09:08 PM
So Lady Jaja is the Fergie of the group ? I mean both are horse faced and look tranny like, right ? :shrug:

That song has to be one of the most amazing thing i have seen on TF. :worship:

soomaal
Mar 24th, 2010, 09:15 PM
Amaze!

jefrilibra
Mar 24th, 2010, 09:24 PM
Best Thread Ever!!!!

:worship:

MK Ultra
Mar 24th, 2010, 09:35 PM
this is so funny:lol: :haha:

Ryan
Mar 24th, 2010, 10:00 PM
I see this song pushing its way to #1 on the Charts. Worst #1 single ever. :bowdown:

FORZA SARITA
Mar 24th, 2010, 10:09 PM
*dead* :hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

OMFG :tears:

young_gunner913
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:11 PM
So Lady Jaja is the Fergie of the group ? I mean both are horse faced and look tranny like, right ? :shrug:

That song has to be one of the most amazing thing i have seen on TF. :worship:

I believe Murray is on Fergie's body. :lol:

-jenks-
Mar 24th, 2010, 11:13 PM
a video needs to be made! :lol:

hankqq
Mar 25th, 2010, 01:58 AM
:lol: well done. the chorus is now stuck in my head.

young_gunner913
Mar 25th, 2010, 02:32 AM
a video needs to be made! :lol:

that would be too funny. :sobbing:

Drake1980
Mar 25th, 2010, 02:34 AM
I'll be in the video. I will play Wozniacki! ;)

twight6
Mar 25th, 2010, 02:39 AM
This is one of the best things I have ever read on here. :worship:

This was my favorite part:

Cause Ana, I want, I, IÖ Just retire right now.
Iím the star, stop fist pumping you over excited cow.

:bigcry:

:spit: :haha: Mine too!

Priceless :worship::worship::worship::worship::worship:

young_gunner913
Mar 25th, 2010, 03:18 AM
I'll be in the video. I will play Wozniacki! ;)

Fine. Come to CA, you can be Woz Woz in the music video. :p

Mightymirza
Mar 25th, 2010, 05:23 AM
hehe that was funny

duhcity
Mar 25th, 2010, 05:43 AM
I believe Murray is on Fergie's body. :lol:

Are you calling Murray a horse face?

Horses would be offended.

young_gunner913
Mar 25th, 2010, 05:57 AM
Are you calling Murray a horse face?

Horses would be offended.

I know, their teeth are much more refined then his.

rucolo
Mar 28th, 2010, 05:20 PM
:lol:



Black Eyed Pushers
"Beat Me Halfway"
Song Written by: Young_Gunner913
Graphics by: Caralenko


Caro: Ooooo ooooo. I cant push any further then this.
Ooooo ooooo. I want your error so badly, it’s my biggest wish.

...

:spit:

stangtennis
Mar 29th, 2010, 01:57 AM
Caro's has been practicing for the new song.
Her latest Twitter message: http://twitter.com/CaroWozniacki/status/9846575633
Had a busy day today! 2 times tennis and fitness.. And had my first singing lesson ever! Was very cool :)
3:14 PM Mar 1st

young_gunner913
Mar 29th, 2010, 02:08 AM
Oh shit. :hearts:

Craig.
Mar 29th, 2010, 02:41 AM
I fuckin love you Matty :hysteric:

Summer_Snow
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:15 AM
OMG, U're a genius!!! :worship:

monmonito
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:27 AM
JJ is not a pusher

Jajaloo
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:39 AM
ILY PUSHERS! :inlove:

Looking forward to their next single, I Got-to The Final.

Loungy
Mar 29th, 2010, 03:46 AM
Looking forward to their next single, I Got-to The Final.
Andy should be main singer of this one :awww:

young_gunner913
Mar 29th, 2010, 07:58 AM
Andy should be main singer of this one :awww:

Maybe... Andy's mostly there just to be eye candy...

Excuse me, I think I just threw up in my mouth after I typed that...

Qalahari
Mar 29th, 2010, 08:03 AM
:lol: great!!

hectopascal
Mar 29th, 2010, 11:30 AM
The Black Eyed Pushers = love :hearts:
Have any other songs been released / leaked yet?

- Boom Boom Error
- I Gotta Title
- I'mma Push / Push That Ball (rumoured to be a combined music video)

Jajaloo
Mar 29th, 2010, 11:39 AM
The Black Eyed Pushers = love :hearts:
Have any other songs been released / leaked yet?

- Boom Boom Error
- I Gotta Title
- I'mma Push / Push That Ball (rumoured to be a combined music video)

Don't Phunk With My Serve - Lead vocals by JJ, a diss track to her former coach.
Shut-Upova
Don't Cry
Fist Pump It
Dumb Diddly Dina

hectopascal
Mar 29th, 2010, 11:43 AM
Don't Phunk With My Serve - Lead vocals by JJ, a diss track to her former coach.
Shut-Upova
Don't Cry
Fist Pump It
Dumb Diddly Dina

:spit: so true!

There's apparently an explicit version of I Gotta T1ttie (ft Reeyonce)

shoparound
Sep 13th, 2010, 05:36 AM
The Black Eyed Pushers = love :hearts:
Have any other songs been released / leaked yet?

- Boom Boom Error
- I Gotta Title
- I'mma Push / Push That Ball (rumoured to be a combined music video)


Don't Phunk With My Serve - Lead vocals by JJ, a diss track to her former coach.
Shut-Upova
Don't Cry
Fist Pump It
Dumb Diddly Dina

Can't wait for those next songs :worship::worship:

disposablehero
Sep 13th, 2010, 05:57 AM
"Pusher" has to be the weakest crybaby term in tennis. Players win by outscoring their opponents. Any successful method is equal to any other.

ivanban
Sep 13th, 2010, 10:45 AM
"Pusher" has to be the weakest crybaby term in tennis. Players win by outscoring their opponents. Any successful method is equal to any other.

Sheeeeshhh, ain't someone grumpy this morning...:unsure:

Qalahari
Sep 13th, 2010, 11:09 AM
Awesome :inlove:

Droolv
Sep 13th, 2010, 11:35 AM
Kiri, I spend my time just pushin, pushin, pushin against you.
Every single match, cause I know it really, really gets to you.
All this those matches and you never, never, ever had a clue.
Hey girl, cheer up, it’s not like I started doing this out the blue.

:haha::haha::haha:

The whole song is so amaze.

Ryan
Sep 13th, 2010, 11:41 AM
"Pusher" has to be the weakest crybaby term in tennis. Players win by outscoring their opponents. Any successful method is equal to any other.



This thread is fun, don't ruin it. :lol:

Betten
Sep 13th, 2010, 01:01 PM
:lol:

Slampova
Sep 13th, 2010, 02:52 PM
:bowdown:

justine schnyder
Sep 13th, 2010, 03:19 PM
wow :rolls:

Maria rocks
Sep 13th, 2010, 03:22 PM
ha ha very good:lol:

Sammo
Sep 13th, 2010, 04:24 PM
You guys are too bored :lol:

Vanity Bonfire
Sep 13th, 2010, 06:52 PM
When Matty is unbanned the BEPs must return:bowdown:.

Hian
Sep 13th, 2010, 07:59 PM
:hearts:

saul1333
Sep 13th, 2010, 08:46 PM
Good stuff :lol:

Had to listen to the song while reading it :)

serenafan08
Sep 13th, 2010, 09:10 PM
And the VMA for best pop video goes to...The Black Eyed Pushers!

shoparound
Feb 21st, 2011, 08:28 PM
They need a new single now that everyone else is releasing theirs!

Serena_Williams_
Feb 21st, 2011, 09:50 PM
Reeyonce needs to release a new album ASAP

Fantasy Hero
Feb 21st, 2011, 09:57 PM
how did i miss this one? :rolls:

Matt :bowdown:

LCS
Feb 21st, 2011, 10:20 PM
Step.

Ryan
Feb 21st, 2011, 10:31 PM
New track!!

young_gunner913
Feb 21st, 2011, 11:17 PM
I'll write something new later today. :lol: Put these other bitches in their places. :rolleyes:

tsmile789
Feb 22nd, 2011, 12:26 AM
Love it...if there's an audio for this it will go n1 on every chart...haha and win Grammy for record, song, best collaboration of the year...lolzzz

Linguae^
Feb 22nd, 2011, 12:33 AM
*dead* :hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:
Me too :lol: :lol: :lol:

handreson
Feb 22nd, 2011, 04:43 AM
haha

BlackPanther.
Feb 22nd, 2011, 04:46 AM
Never saw this thread before :eek: Beat me halfway first lines :hysteric:. Subscribing to this.

Lord Choc Ice
Sep 17th, 2011, 08:29 AM
BEP member Taylorine Swiftniacki has come out with a solo single, "Back to New Haven".

http://i51.tinypic.com/dwcn11.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqAkTyprC_o

Back To New Haven

Verse 1:

I'm so glad you made time to coach me.
You got me to #1, that was my dream.
And I think I'll be there for a whi-i-ile.

Tournaments, I'm often a winner.
Some small, some that are bigger.
But still no slams, and I know why-yy-yy.

Because the times that I can't hit a winner are
burned in the back of my mind.
You taught me pushing, but it don't work all the time.

Chorus:

So this is me swallowing my pride saying I wanna go to slam finals holding lots of trophies high.
Not just back to New Haven all the time.

It turns out pushing ain't nothing but wishing you'd given me a weapon when time was on our side.
From top players I'd never have to run or hide.
But I go back to New Haven all the time.

Verse 2:

These days, anyone can win big.
I wanna win like Petra and Sam did.
Li Na and Francesca too-oo-oo.

So I turn on my game of Topspin 4.
I win slams there but I want more.
Dad, you haven't shown me what to do-oo-oo.

And oh, that cold day of Wimbledon last year
still creeps in the back of my mind.
You gave me #1, but slams I'm still a walking bye.

Chorus:

So this is me swallowing my pride saying I wanna go to slam finals holding lots of trophies high.
Not just back to New Haven all the time.

It turns out pushing ain't nothing but wishing you'd given me a weapon when time was on our side.
From top players I'd be more than just a bye.
But I go back to New Haven all the time.

Bridge:

I won Wimbledon 2006
but junior slams don't count.
But I wonder if there's hope upon which I can mount.
You may be family but to you I'm not bound.

Maybe this is wishful thinking.
Probably mindless dreaming.
With another coach I'd probably play right.

We'd go back in time and fix my broke forehand.
I need a coach that can, please understand.

Chorus:

So this is me swallowing my pride saying I wanna go to slam finals holding lots of trophies high.
Not just back to New Haven all the time.

It turns out pushing ain't nothing but wishing you'd given me a weapon when time was on our side.
From top players I'd never have to run or hide.
From top players I'd be more than just a bye.
But I go back to New Haven all the time, all the time.

ElusiveChanteuse
Sep 17th, 2011, 09:12 AM
:lol:

spencercarlos
Oct 28th, 2011, 07:55 PM
The Blackeyed Pushers of the YEC 2011 are out :yeah:

Sorry i donīt normally bump these kind of stuff :p

Sammo
Oct 28th, 2011, 08:00 PM
Lady Jaja: You can beat me halfway. 3 feet behind the baseline.
Thatís where Iím gonna stay and wait.
Iíll pushing hard, all night and day.
Taking my pushing to the limit, make you throw the match away.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
I cant push any further then this.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
I want your error so badly, its my biggest wish.

Ana, I travel around the world and win lots of big tournies.
Alls youíve done lately is have a Vaidisova-like journey.
Some slam champion you turned out to be,
Falling out the top 100 almost as fast as Jokevetadze.
Cause Ana, I want, I, IÖ Just retire right now.
Iím the star, stop fist pumping you over excited cow.
But Iíll keep you around (round) just to say,
Hey kiddies, dont turn out this way.

Awesome :haha: