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Jay
Oct 4th, 2002, 07:49 PM
Aretha Oneal pleaded guilty to using her fingernails to rip off the testicle in an attack last year.

Her victim, Dennis Ross, took the testicle to the local hospital in Nashville, Tennessee, where it was successfully re-attached.

According to The Tennessean, Oneal was sentenced to 81 days.
She will be eligible for early release if she completes a 45-day counselling programme that deals with issues such as anger management.

Mr Ross, 38, told the paper that he continued to live with Oneal at an address in Nashville after the incident in June last year.
He plans to marry Oneal after she is released.

''I love that girl,'' Mr Ross said. ''That's my heart, my soul, and that's my better half. I told the (District Attorney) the other day I'm not prosecuting her.''

But the Davidson County district attorney's office still decided to bring the case to court.

Oneal attacked Ross on June 16, 2001, as he slept in his bed. The Tennessean reports that the couple had argued after Ross returned home after having sex with another woman.

griffin
Oct 4th, 2002, 07:55 PM
as long as they don't breed (and if Miss Oneal can't control her temper, they might not be able to)

Poe
Oct 4th, 2002, 07:58 PM
(and if Miss Oneal can't control her temper, they might not be able to)

i can just see her explaining that one at dinner parties... "yeah we were going to have children but i ripped my husband's testicles off"

Josh
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:08 PM
I wonder if he asked her to marry him when she was holding his tools.

Poe
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:08 PM
and what kind of barbarian uses her fingernails for God's sake

TheBoiledEgg
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:08 PM
Has he got no balls to say no to her ???????? ;)

gentenaire
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by Josh
I wonder if he asked her to marry him when she was holding his tools.

een zaagske, een beitelke en een hamerke!;)

griffin
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Poe
and what kind of barbarian uses her fingernails for God's sake

A resourceful one? Maybe she didn't have anything else handy ;)

Poe
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:23 PM
perhaps... at least she didn't use her teeth

Poe
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:36 PM
maybe he just married her to make sure he'd have the opportunity to see her face when she wakes up missing a breast

irma
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:38 PM
that woman probarly terrorized him:o

gentenaire
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:39 PM
LMAO Poe!

mala18
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:43 PM
THAT HURTSSSSSSSSSSS:fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

King Satan
Oct 4th, 2002, 08:56 PM
This thread is too much pain!!!!!!!!!

Get rid of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy Canuck
Oct 4th, 2002, 09:52 PM
'I love that girl,'' Mr Ross said. ''That's my heart, my soul, and that's my better half. hmmmm.... to easy :p

Ryan
Oct 4th, 2002, 10:06 PM
lmfao! Priceless, just priceless.

Hagar
Oct 4th, 2002, 10:14 PM
OMG! LMTO (Laughing my Testicle Off). In case you might wonder? Check, I don't have any, so I laughed it off!
:p :p

Cilla
Oct 4th, 2002, 11:03 PM
With her fingernails!!!! :eek:

LMTO (Laughing my Testicle Off).

ROTFL :o :p

disposablehero
Oct 4th, 2002, 11:31 PM
She's got him by the balls.

RYNJ
Oct 5th, 2002, 12:02 AM
OMG, Reading the title makes my balls start to hurt...

Kiwi_Boy
Oct 5th, 2002, 01:35 AM
:eek: ouch,thats gotta hurt!:eek: ,im flinching just thiunkin about it!