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Harju.
Mar 4th, 2010, 06:30 PM
One of the best TV show ever!

Anyone else loves it as much as I do?
This is the only show I watch where I don't ever wish any of the characters weren't around because every character brings the hilariousness.

Bayo
Mar 4th, 2010, 07:45 PM
Phil is my favorite!

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Why the face? :lol:

Ryan
Mar 4th, 2010, 07:50 PM
Best show of life. The Middle is just as good too.

Harju.
Mar 4th, 2010, 07:58 PM
I can't decide who's my favorite character :sobbing:

It's hard to choose between Cam, Phil, Gloria and Manny.

darkchild
Mar 4th, 2010, 08:34 PM
I like it a lot, there is no "weak" character in this show, which is quite impressive considering how many actors are involved.

dybbuk
Mar 4th, 2010, 08:54 PM
:hearts: This completely deserves it's own thread. Definitely the best comedy on tv at the moment. Agreed with everyone else too. Every character is hilarious in their own way, there isn't any deadweight, which is quite an accomplishment.

pepaw
Mar 4th, 2010, 09:41 PM
I absolutely love it. There's really something special about it even though on the surface it seems like just another sitcom.

Freakan
Mar 4th, 2010, 10:28 PM
I love it :hearts: Gloria is my fave :hearts:

ImaVeggie
Mar 4th, 2010, 10:58 PM
I love this show. Funny & touching. What more could you ask for? Simply wonderful !!!

Harju.
Mar 5th, 2010, 03:20 AM
Anyone else watched this week's episode?

All the parts with Cam, Mitchell and Dr Asian were tres awesome :lol:
Loves the part when Dr Asian hit the garbage cans with her car after talking about stereotyping :lol:
- "We're trying to make friends, not initiate a three-way" :lol:
- Cam's line about ignoring the giant panda in the room had me rolling for about 2 minutes :rolls:
- Mommy! Mommy! <3
- "She's made her choice!" *bursts out sobbing

Ryan
Mar 11th, 2010, 04:23 PM
Last nights episode was awesome.

Crazy Canuck
Mar 13th, 2010, 02:03 AM
I also love this show. My favorite episodes so far are the pilot and the Fizbo the clown episode. My only gripe with the show is that it's improved very little since the pilot. Granted, the pilot damn good, but still.

Manny and Mitchell are my favorites.

Crazy Canuck
Mar 13th, 2010, 02:03 AM
Oh, and Phil. Obviously. He's the funniest character on the show.

nikita771
Mar 13th, 2010, 01:36 PM
I LOVE this show!!

hdfb
Mar 13th, 2010, 02:00 PM
Phil is just a hot dad. The voice, the jawline, the hair, the eyes. :inlove:

I love Manny!!! He is so cute and so mature.

darkchild
Mar 13th, 2010, 02:01 PM
The young actors are great, Manny is the least favorite of mine, but Haley/Alex/Luke. :rolls:
Hell, even Dylan is funny. :lol:

Harju.
Mar 13th, 2010, 04:32 PM
This week's episode is awesome as usual.

Flyza Minnelli and Zsa Zsa Gaboa :lol:
The whole faux-pas scene was GOLD! :rolls:
Gloria's headscarf during the funeral <3
Sexy voice on Facebook <3
Haley's "gross. I can't even picture you with a woman." to Phil with Claire around was :lol:
And Alex vs Luke

And best line belongs to Gloria. "I'm a Colombian, I know a fake crime scene" :spit:

Rerun
Mar 13th, 2010, 06:30 PM
Gloria is fierce :hearts:

oleada
Mar 14th, 2010, 12:56 AM
Gloria is my favorite just because Sofia Vergara is from my home town :lol: I love Cameron and Phil, too, though.

My favorites are Fizzbo and the episode two week ago (with the Asian Dr.) The part when the doctor hits the trashcans "She would be happy if I was just an Asian stereotype!" killed me!

Harju.
Mar 14th, 2010, 07:04 AM
Anyone watched this ad for Oscar promo? :lol:

MyCyh0YldZc

Gloria :rolls:

rockstar
Mar 14th, 2010, 08:57 AM
meeetballs!!

gloria's accent is so hilarious i love her so much. appanrently that's sofia vergara's real accent :hearts:

hdfb
Mar 16th, 2010, 02:25 PM
Just finished episode 4, ending was hilarious!

Harju.
Mar 18th, 2010, 08:23 AM
No new episode this week? :(

I still love the cupcake episode. :lol: The way Manny went on and on about Gloria's driving was so hilarious.

EET WAS A BEEG COOPCAKEE! :rolls:

Ryan
Mar 18th, 2010, 03:20 PM
Yeah last night's old episode was still epic.

Gloria's accent is so sexy :drool:

And love Phil's stache, legit city!

Freakan
Mar 26th, 2010, 02:25 AM
Last episode was one of the best:yeah: Gloria and her gay bf :lol:

Bayo
Mar 26th, 2010, 02:28 AM
I saw a clip of Sofía on Leno a few days ago. She's amaze.

saul1333
Mar 26th, 2010, 05:07 AM
I just started watching it..sooo funny. :haha:

Really good show :worship:

Harju.
Mar 27th, 2010, 05:51 AM
BEST EPISODE EVER! :rolls:

Where should I start? :lol:

Claire falling down the stairs was hilarious. :lol: And I love the look Phil gave the camera when he didn't trip on the stairs.

Phil's whole scene in the garage had me rolling. And of course "You never hear of anyone being sfathered to death." :rolls:

Cam & Gloria scene was Emmy-worthy :lol: I was laughing non-stop.

"I wish that little tart would go back to Columbia and take her little Brown friends too!" :spit:

When Cameron's head was "running water" :lol: over the food and when he said it felt like he ate the sun. :haha:

Gloria went all apeshit after the wheels got stolen and Cam was all "it's still driveable!" :lol:

"Were you there, because I'm sure I would have recognized the only other white or gay person." :lol:

And of course, "yoou beeg eeediot" :lol: Gloria's accent is tres awesome.

This show'd better clear all the Emmy awards.

AJZ.
Mar 27th, 2010, 05:52 AM
She's a COAL digger!
lmao
it's a fabulous show, it's so funny. Even my mom watches it and she loathes comedies. :lol:

Harju.
Mar 27th, 2010, 05:58 AM
Oh and when Mitchell said about how Manny would have never believed, looking at him now, that he used to get picked on in school too, I laughed so hard because he was wearing Gloria's dress when saying it :lol:

Hashim.
Apr 1st, 2010, 12:10 PM
it's a great show :hearts:

hdfb
Apr 1st, 2010, 12:22 PM
I'm finally up to date with all the episodes... and want more! It is so funny, love every single character!!!

Rerun
Apr 1st, 2010, 12:26 PM
Manny is even better and funnier than Juanita Solis, speaking about children involved in TV SHOWS, and I mean this is a great goal for him!!!

Harju.
Apr 4th, 2010, 07:57 AM
*bumps*

I know I said last week's episode was the best but I think this week's might have topped it :lol: Loved the whole episode, from beginning to end.

Phil was just gold this week. And loved that Claire is bad at gift giving. I :lol:ed when she took out the light up tongs.
Phil petting his iPad at the end. :spit:!
"It's like God and Steve Jobs got together to say, ‘We love you, Phil." :lol:
"Next week? That's the worst thing you can say to an early adopter."
*blows out candles* "IT DID NOT JUST DO THAT!" :lol:

I'm sure I miss a lot more. But those are the ones that stuck in my head.


Gloria was :lol: as well.

"You are like a baybee when you don' weeeeen!"
"Why would I sacrifice my queen to your pawn? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
"I loseeee, Eyee burn dees house down!!!" :lol:

Even all the kids were tres funny.
"How's your dad?" "Acting weird. Er." :lol:
Alex wanting Luke to jump of a garage :lol:
Manny asking if he had time for a steam. <3
And Cam always manages to bring in the funny. "Boy. If a spider would have broken in here, he would have been in troooo-ohh-uble!"

pepaw
Apr 5th, 2010, 04:24 AM
"I loseeee, Eyee burn dees house down!!!" :lol:


:lol: i laughed so hard

AJZ.
Apr 5th, 2010, 05:21 AM
Huh? Huh?
Pause.
HUH???
I do that all the time :lol:

It's such a wonderful show.

Harju.
May 9th, 2010, 09:15 AM
No else is watching this? :sad:

This week's episode might be the bestest yet :rolls:
I'm gonna quote the stuffs that made me laughed. *long list*

Gloria: SOOH-PRIZZEE!!!
Cam spraying Lily with water to keep her awake :lol:

Dylan: "I'm gonna miss you. When you're gone, I feel like I'm this prisoner trapped in a cell of loneliness."
Haley: "Text message from Dylan. 'I'm trapped.' Urgh, what a drama queen." :lol:

Phil: "Every realtor is just a ninja in a blazer."
Phil: "I was clueless."
Phil: "Oh, you know Jasper? I sold his parents a house. How did you ever get a play date with him?"

Cam's crying over missing "Billy Elliot" : "His story is my story!" *sobs*
Manny: "I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel." :lol:
Alex losing her shit and falling off the couch, laughing at Haley: "He's 14 years old! He's my soulmate!"
Claire's drunk, no she's just pretending to be a zombie.

AWESOME!

saul1333
May 9th, 2010, 05:59 PM
Phil talking about breaking into houses: The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me, I'm completely clueless. :haha:

Jay at the bar: Make it a double, I'm traveling with my family.

dybbuk
May 9th, 2010, 08:18 PM
The Billy Elliot line was the best. :bigcry: "I just wanna dance at the ballet!"

SloKid
May 20th, 2010, 06:06 PM
I only recently got into this show, in fact I watched all the episodes this past weekend and I absolutely love it. Great characters and dialogue. Shame that the season is over right as I got into it, but I really liked the season finale, very nice.

Ryan
May 20th, 2010, 07:47 PM
Finale was epic. So many great scenes.

saul1333
May 21st, 2010, 05:43 PM
Great S1 finale..

My favorite part was at the start when he was hiding food in his clothes: "That's when I get a little nuts. Let's just say it ruffles me when some goobers tell me I have to spend half my payday on their hotdogs :haha:

Harju.
May 24th, 2010, 06:18 AM
Just get to watch it :lol:

Mitchell trying to get the milk was so damn funny. And the pigeon/Ave-Maria scene was tres hilarious :lol: I had to pause to laugh. (Though it did remind me of a scene from Community).

Haley's confession she loves the family being ignored by her mom because of the step was :lol:

"Of course, because I'm Latina, I'm supposed to know everything about gardening and sprinklers." LOLOLOL

Alex: "We're related."
Manny: "Not by blood."
Alex: "Touch me, and there will be blood." :lol:

Mashabator
May 25th, 2010, 09:16 AM
Love this show!

Harju.
Jul 28th, 2010, 06:46 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Gdt6SgFdNNw/TE9PHyxoPaI/AAAAAAAASio/Gngr8qHtoBg/s1600/Picture+35.png

:lol:

I love Glee but Modern Family is just a high quality work and ensemble.

And everyone is saying that Jane Lynch has the Emmy on the lock but I can see Gloria Sofia Vergara making an upset!

Harju.
Sep 24th, 2010, 05:00 AM
http://delinq.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sofia-vergara-chocolate-milk_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif

Gloria steals the show!!!!

Gloria saying SHIA LEBOUFF :crying2:
The car scene was :lol:
Mitchell freaking out with the bird in the castle. :lol: And whenever he put his face in the Rapunzel window.<3333
"But we met at an orgy." :lol: :rolls:

Brooklyn90
Sep 24th, 2010, 05:23 AM
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this show!!! One of the funniest shows in a long time! :D

dybbuk
Sep 24th, 2010, 05:52 AM
I actually didn't like the premiere that much. Though I'm still really happy its back. :hearts: It'll hit its stride soon, I'm sure.

saul1333
Sep 24th, 2010, 06:35 AM
The part with Phil and the mnemonic devices and the way he pronounces mnemonic :haha:

Harju.
Sep 24th, 2010, 08:17 AM
The part with Phil and the mnemonic devices and the way he pronounces mnemonic :haha:
:lol:

And I :lol:-ed when Cam read the trashy tabloid to Lily.

SloKid
Sep 24th, 2010, 09:33 AM
"That was my Vietnam...And I was in Vietnam."

That's my favourite quote from the first episode. :lol: :worship:

FleetSeb
Sep 24th, 2010, 10:54 AM
Haven't seen the premiere yet, but I loved the first season of this show. It's just genius.

WonderfulLee
Sep 24th, 2010, 11:24 AM
the part when cam worried about mitchel

cam: "if an accident does happen, i hope he kills me, because i dont think i would be a very inspiring disabled person"

eck
Sep 24th, 2010, 03:45 PM
:worship:

eck
Sep 24th, 2010, 03:46 PM
Phil and his selling :hysteric:

"What line? Oh you don't see it, that's cause I just sold it"

Harju.
Sep 24th, 2010, 06:03 PM
I wonder how many colors of dinner jacket Manny has.:lol:

Jajaloo
Sep 24th, 2010, 06:41 PM
I wonder if the salt in the chocolate milk is a real thing :lol:

Brooklyn90
Sep 24th, 2010, 08:19 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c187/pacomexican/61377_468608471135_130577231135_7163062_4781225_n. jpg

Dodoboy.
Sep 24th, 2010, 10:55 PM
WHERE HAS THIS SHOW BEEN alll MY LIFE!


Just watched my first episode, the season 2 premiere. My fav character is the fat gay guy, HILARIOUS! So many one-liners, my favourite was pretty early on when he said 'I hope he kills me, i wouldn't be a very inspiring disabled person' had me in hysterics for about 2 minutes! Feel like I should watch the first season?

I also love the Colombian mother, really impressive cast all round!

Ryan
Sep 24th, 2010, 11:02 PM
How have you not seen this show? Its phenomenal.

Gdsimmons
Sep 25th, 2010, 01:32 AM
HAs anyone tried the chocolate milk with salt thing?? I dont think I can get with it.

But Modern Family is seriously one of the funniest shows EVER!! And its like it seems like it doesnt intentionally go for the funny but its so freakin hilarious

Harju.
Oct 1st, 2010, 06:06 PM
Wow, I LOVED this episode. It's really hysterical. I had a few LOL moments when watching it. I think they should focus more on the kids from now on because they really shine in this episode.

Haley and Alex :lol:.
The lesbian comment had me rolling, especially when Haley was pointing to the sandals.
Haley getting a text, few minutes after her sister embarrassed herself :lol: So up-to-date <3

Luke & Manny :lol:
These two are riots together.

The return of Phil's song! "The printer and the computer must talk, talk, talk...Command P makes the picture walk, walk, walk ." :lol: Such a geek.

And really, who put a router in the attic?

Brooklyn90
Oct 1st, 2010, 08:09 PM
Gloria is absolutely my fav!
Cam trying to kiss Mitchell and falling over the couch was so hilarious! :lol:
Did anyone by chance happen to watch the episode of Oprah with the cast?

WonderfulLee
Oct 2nd, 2010, 01:09 AM
Cam: so who's a better kisser, me or your dad?

and all that gloria did to jay was funny...plus when all the family trying to say gloria's grandmother name...:lol:

Gdsimmons
Oct 2nd, 2010, 02:38 AM
That comment about the lesbian sandals was HILARIOUS!!! Gloria was once again hilarious. Phil was hilarious as usual. Cameron is so funny! The guy that played him really deserved that Emmy!! The writing for this show is just great!

saul1333
Oct 2nd, 2010, 06:16 AM
The sandals was sooo funny :haha:

And the part with Cam trying to kiss at the bowling alley after almost getting a turkey..I kept laughing for some reason :lol:

eck
Oct 2nd, 2010, 07:04 AM
Slap the chicken!

Sir Stefwhit
Oct 3rd, 2010, 04:38 PM
I googled "salt in chocolate milk" and to my surprise it's actually something people do. Apparently chocolate already has salt in it and just a dash brings the chocolate taste out. I'll give it a try the next time I have some....

saul1333
Oct 3rd, 2010, 05:29 PM
You can also put salt in coffee to remove some bitterness :)

MH0861
Oct 3rd, 2010, 05:40 PM
I'm re-watching Season 1 now, still so hilarious the second time through, you pick up on a lot of stuff you might have missed the first time too :haha:

skanky~skanketta
Oct 4th, 2010, 03:41 AM
Love this show, one of my favourite lines was when Alex told Haley "Don't you have an eating disorder to attend to?" LOL! Actually there are so many lines, it's hilarious! And the acting is great all around. I adore all the characters which is very difficult with other shows where u wish some characters will be given as little screen time as possible.

Danči Dementia
Oct 4th, 2010, 06:46 AM
this show is absolutely brilliant.

it just premiered in my country like 1 month ago and I haven´t miss an episode.


Sofía Vergara is amazing there, perfect! :drool:

Ty Burrell is a cuttie :inlove: :inlove:


I hope many more seasons will come.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XikLpDCbasY

:rolls:


oh and that girl looks soo much like Mila Kunis from That´s 70 show, like a little sister.

Harju.
Oct 4th, 2010, 08:25 AM
The actress who plays Haley is actually going to be 20 years old soon :eek:

eck
Oct 7th, 2010, 05:43 AM
Mitchell and Cameron are the funniest couple ever.

dybbuk
Oct 7th, 2010, 06:03 AM
"If we're found in these costumes it will be very bad for the gays." :bigcry: Best line of the night.

Brooklyn90
Oct 7th, 2010, 06:13 AM
Mobsters wife :lol:

MH0861
Oct 9th, 2010, 01:43 AM
"Yo yo yo, what's the Hot Topic on the View today, ladies?" :rolls:

Harju.
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:56 PM
OMG. So many great lines this week.

The STEP makes it back to the show :hearts:
"You filthy..." :lol:

Luke, Alex and Haley were so awesome.
Luke brought Claire a tray of soda under the door: "I couldnt find any staws. so you have to drink it like cats." :lol:

"I was scared because the cabinet didn't fall down."

"I'm going to lay down before I get hurt" *face plants into wall*.

Alex: Drive me to the museum of tolerance.
Haley: Ok, how far is Tolerance?

Claire : "Now you're grounded for 4 weeks!"
Haley : "Why don't you double it and make it 10?"

Cam & Mitchell & Pepper Saltsman were made of win.
"Seder day night fever"
"Studio 54th of July"
"If something should happen to me, don't feel obligated to come to my memorial service. New York or LA!"

saul1333
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:58 PM
Funny episode :lol:

Mobster's wife and everything with the cabinet was really good LOL..

Dodoboy.
Oct 9th, 2010, 10:58 PM
This show is one of the best! I laugh for like 20 minutes straight! Never stops being funny!

Blu€
Oct 10th, 2010, 12:35 AM
My fav line(s) this week was:

"Who am I? I'm a joke, that's so?"

“No, you’re not a joke, you’re Pepper Saltzman.”


:haha: the way Cameron says it's just cracks me up!

BuTtErFrEnA
Oct 10th, 2010, 02:08 AM
Mobster's Wife is just awesome! :worship: :spit:


and how could we forget this line:

"It's like what they say...sometimes when God closes one door, He closes it hard enough for your wife to get stuck"
:haha:

Lennval
Oct 10th, 2010, 11:35 AM
love this show!

SloKid
Oct 14th, 2010, 05:07 PM
Lovely episode.

Julie Bowen :hearts:

mckyle.
Oct 15th, 2010, 03:43 PM
"You could make it up to me by doing my shoulders."

"Sure." *grabs shaving cream and razor*

"I meant a massage; what are you saying???"

:spit:

saul1333
Oct 15th, 2010, 06:58 PM
Funny funny episode..and Strangers on a Train was on tv the sunday before :lol:

A lot good parts like when Cam says he is going to take a spin class and when Mitchell agrees, Cam gets upset and says "message received" :lol: and when Mitchell just looks when he is taking the apple then Cam just dumps them out.

Claire's non-eye laughing, Jay calling out "Carlos" and lucky only one person turns around..so many good laughs :haha:

Harju.
Oct 16th, 2010, 04:55 AM
Best episode yet? Just tres amazing.

Not enough of Gloria :(, but her "Obama" steak :lol: I couldn't stop giggling at it.

And Haley is quickly becoming my new favorite. Such a popular goddess <3 The freakout after the last phone call was freaking hilarious.

"You owe me a murder." :haha:

Ryan
Oct 16th, 2010, 06:18 PM
Awesome episode. Haley and Alex was hilarious, "throw the phone over here!" and general freaking out. :lol:

Claire with "You owe me a muder!" :bowdown:

Gdsimmons
Oct 16th, 2010, 07:17 PM
This show is just amazing. Its like its funny without going for the obvious. Every character brings something different. Even the kids. I just love this show

Dodoboy.
Oct 16th, 2010, 08:52 PM
Really good episode! So much good TV at the moment!

eck
Oct 21st, 2010, 03:12 AM
5 minutes in this new episode is already golden.

"skinny bitches"

A blackberry for Lily :lol:

"His name is "shutupyourdumbdog""

Gloria as a parrot :rolls: JAY JAY JAY
"Can't unplug my funny bone" :lol:

"Public library for bathroom for homeless people" :rolls:

PvZ :lol:
"Are you denying LIFE???"

"I have almost no faith in you :rolls:"

"Diverse times three" :lol:

"I hear that gurl!" :hysteric:

*kills a rat* "I go to church now :rolls:"

"There's no fire escape! They'll cut corners!" "I'll CUT YOUR CORNERS" :speakles:

"Don't fall for (gamete and zygote). She's making up words!"

"Hmmmmm...and then they were three"

"Don't call me a rat! She kills rats"

"We have picklez!"

"Columbians are like Peruvians" :hysteric:

Hayley :worship:

What the heck is Cam on about :rolls:
"What if I was a single dad?"

Oh god I love this show.

Ryan
Oct 21st, 2010, 03:22 AM
:bowdown: Best episode ever. Whatserface carving a phone out of a bar of soap. :lol: The interracial lesbians in a wheelchair with an African baby - jackpot!

young_gunner913
Oct 21st, 2010, 07:25 AM
Okay, so this was the first night I've ever watched the show (Hells Kitchen is off for a few weeks). Holy shit I love it!! :bowdown:

I was dying of laughter. My favorite line was "Interracial disabled lesbians with a black baby kicker." :hysteric:

And Gloria is hilarious. :inlove:

rockstar
Oct 21st, 2010, 08:08 AM
JAY JAY JAY!!!!
omg :lol:

samsam4087
Oct 21st, 2010, 08:56 AM
A good show.

Uranium
Oct 21st, 2010, 09:02 AM
5 minutes in this new episode is already golden.

"skinny bitches"

A blackberry for Lily :lol:

"His name is "shutupyourdumbdog""

Gloria as a parrot :rolls: JAY JAY JAY
"Can't unplug my funny bone" :lol:

"Public library for bathroom for homeless people" :rolls:

PvZ :lol:
"Are you denying LIFE???"

"I have almost no faith in you :rolls:"

"Diverse times three" :lol:

"I hear that gurl!" :hysteric:

*kills a rat* "I go to church now :rolls:"

"There's no fire escape! They'll cut corners!" "I'll CUT YOUR CORNERS" :speakles:

"Don't fall for (gamete and zygote). She's making up words!"

"Hmmmmm...and then they were three"

"Don't call me a rat! She kills rats"

"We have picklez!"

"Columbians are like Peruvians" :hysteric:

Hayley :worship:

What the heck is Cam on about :rolls:
"What if I was a single dad?"

Oh god I love this show.

"Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America":speakles:

eck
Oct 21st, 2010, 11:07 AM
"I spent two days in my room talking to a bar of soap!"

"We had a deal"
"Which in hindsight was utter nonsense" :lol:



"The tribe elders so foretold that though I lay with fire-haired man, the giving hawk would bring us baby, with her skin colour of sweet corn, which my people call maze.... Knowledge is her sustenance, like so much maze, which you'll remember means corn." :spit:

SloKid
Oct 21st, 2010, 04:55 PM
Quite possibly the best episode so far, had me :lol:ing like no other before. :worship:

Harju.
Oct 21st, 2010, 06:58 PM
How can they top each episode with an even better episode. :lol: This one is definitely the best so far.

The return of Gloria :hearts:

"JEAAAYYY!! JEAAYYYYY!!! JEAAYYYYYY!!!" *then the alarm goes off* :lol:

"Now dee dog ees happy, Mahnee can sleep, and we hove peekols."

And :lol: @ her leaving the rat's head as a message to the other ratsI

And once again, Haley really brought it again. She has been amazing in every episode so far this season.

Talking to a bar soap for two days? :lol: Brilliant.

Phil and his rant about being Amish was also made of WIN. :lol:

"There's no fire escapes! They cut corners!"
"I'll cut your corners!" :lol: Luke

And of course everything else.

mckyle.
Oct 21st, 2010, 08:09 PM
I was expecting to come here and everyone be talking about how disappointing the episode was. Because that's how I felt :lol: Definitely not their best effort, but every great show is allowed a few bad episodes, I guess.

Dodoboy.
Oct 21st, 2010, 08:47 PM
Such a funny episode! The last 2 mins with the indian impersonation had me in fits!!

As soon as a saw the lesbian in the wheelchair i couldn't stop laughing!

eck
Oct 28th, 2010, 03:24 AM
:lol:

"Yesterday's lazy cures today's crazy"
"Baby cheee-sus" :lol:
Poor Mitch :o
And his spiderman pose in the toilet :lol:
Hayley as Mother Theresa :lol:
"I'm YOUR MOTHER NOW"
"Boo"
"Quasimodo and townspeople" :lol:
"This whole thing is a colossal fog cue" :rolls:

Jay and Gloria <3
:lol: Gloria's new American voice :rolls:

saul1333
Oct 29th, 2010, 07:46 PM
Funny Halloween episode..favorite line was with Mitch in the Spiderman costume arriving at work: "There are exactly 3 people in costumes, a tool, a douche and me" :lol:

Those are 2 words I use often so I cracked up..

Dodoboy.
Oct 30th, 2010, 12:22 AM
My fav episode yet, easily!

So so funny, couldn't breathe at times! Columbian mum is amaze!

young_gunner913
Oct 30th, 2010, 12:29 AM
OMFG the Halloween episode was hilarious!! :rolls:

"I'm Mother Teresa... when she was young and hot"

"Gloria, when did you start speaking english?" :sobbing:

Mitch being stuck in the toilet then moving around like spiderman. :lol:

"A weetch and a garggle" :spit:

Brooklyn90
Oct 30th, 2010, 02:18 AM
Such a great episode!!! Cam's story about why he hates Halloween was s Fing funny :lol:

Blu€
Oct 30th, 2010, 02:20 AM
Baby cheesus :lol:

That’s a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for THIRDS of our tandoori turkey last year. :lol:

Great episode once again :worship:

WonderfulLee
Nov 18th, 2010, 03:00 PM
OMG, Gloria is so scary in new episode....:haha:

the crying scene with Phil/alex/haley and 'now come here or sink!' are my favourite this episode...so funny!

eck
Nov 18th, 2010, 11:15 PM
Gloria and BB gun :hearts:
Impeccable shooting.
Manny and his childhood :spit:

The flashmob is pretty awesome.
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Phil/Alex/Haley and Claire/Luke battle was quite hilarious.
Especially in the car.
Between the crying, the heart to heart Claire/Luke had....:tears:

Uranium
Nov 19th, 2010, 02:02 AM
Gloria and the gun was hilarious.:lol: The crying by Phil, Haley and Alex was pretty funny too. And then Cam was just pure amazing.

Ryan
Nov 19th, 2010, 03:03 AM
"I could have unbottoned your shirt if I wanted to" Gloria :drool:


"Why did I buy you such a big watch?!?" I think that line was impromptu. :lol:

Harju.
Nov 22nd, 2010, 08:10 PM
Gloria with the gun :lol:

"If you aint white, you ain't right" :haha:

Cam trying to join in the flash mob was just EPIC :lol: I couldn't help but laugh and laugh at it.

shap_half
Nov 22nd, 2010, 08:31 PM
Best show on TV.

shap_half
Nov 22nd, 2010, 08:32 PM
You cheated on me with choreography, and that is the worst kind.

mckyle.
Nov 23rd, 2010, 07:41 AM
That last episode won them next year's Emmy :hearts:

claypova
Nov 24th, 2010, 08:58 AM
omg this episode was hilarious :haha: esp with Gloria and the gun :hysteric:

NoChokes
Nov 24th, 2010, 04:58 PM
I liked the 'Death squads and drunken uncles' line.

eck
Nov 25th, 2010, 02:30 PM
Please give Sofia Vergara an Emmy/SAG.

Who the heck self-relocates her dislocated shoulder?
Who beheads a rat and then goes to church?
Who handles a BB gun accurately like a seasoned pro?

WonderfulLee
Nov 25th, 2010, 02:41 PM
new episode even better....

so many funny moment:

cam's mom with mitchel
Phil-dylan-haley
Phil sweater
gloria shoulder
gloria and jay before the surgery

love this show!

Bayo
Nov 25th, 2010, 05:57 PM
Eric Stonestreet stole Season 1. This year it's all about Sofia Vergara.

Brooklyn90
Nov 25th, 2010, 07:01 PM
"What's her name and address so I can mess her up" :lol: Loved the episode! Phil's girls sweater was hilarious!

eck
Nov 26th, 2010, 08:36 AM
Alex: "Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls, what do smart girls get?"
Phil: "Mostly cats."

Cam :lol:
"Show me on Lily's doll where my mother is touching you."

"Show me where she squeezes and lingers."

"Let me show you where you stabbed my momma." *punches the heart of the doll*
:hysteric:

Gloria: "I'm the worst wife in the whole wide world. I made you suffer for two whole days.
Jay: "Honey it's OK"
Gloria: "It's not OK!!"

Jay: "I know I wanna hear this story sometime, but I'm sorta counting down to a rupture here."
Gloria: "NOOOOOOO. You can't go without forgiving me. What if you die in there, what will I do without you?"

Manny: "It's usually the anesthesia that gets to you. You're over 60 right??"

Gloria: "I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU JAY."

"Force field!!"

mckyle.
Nov 28th, 2010, 02:36 PM
I'm watching the first season. The Asian doctor hitting the trash cans :spit: Easily the funniest moment on television in the last five decades :worship:

Blu€
Jan 13th, 2011, 01:44 PM
Last night's episode was hilarious!
Bobby :sobbing::hysteric:

saul1333
Jan 13th, 2011, 06:02 PM
Bobby :haha:

And Phil sneaking food again: "I've got some Twix up my sleeves" :lol:

Crazy Canuck
Jan 13th, 2011, 10:55 PM
I thought last night was meh. Two weeks ago with Luke playing teacher? That episode was comedy gold.

eck
Jan 14th, 2011, 02:29 AM
Last week there was no Alex. :(
This week there was no Haley. :(

But at least Luke's teaching skills were somewhat there this week. :yeah:
But still not enough of him :(

Cam and Mitch pretending they have slept with so many girls was hilarious.

Jay/Gloria/Manny's storyline was the strongest.

Geoffry
Jan 21st, 2011, 05:42 AM
Comedy gold! :worship:

Gloria's "please come back" to her computer. :lol:

Brooklyn90
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:32 AM
Such a great episode! Catching their parents having sex :lol:

WonderfulLee
Jan 21st, 2011, 09:08 AM
:lol::worship:

OMG i love this show!

Luke: "Whatever it was, it looked like dad was winning"

and of course Gloria with the computer and how she explain to phil and claire...:lol:

SloKid
Jan 21st, 2011, 09:44 AM
Last week there was no Alex. :(
This week there was no Haley. :(
This week there was no Manny. :D

eck
Jan 21st, 2011, 09:46 AM
Yeah I'm not sure what the heck is going on.
School schedules maybe?
Next week no Luke? :o


Anyways, though I thought the episode was great, I wished there was more interactions between the families. Especially Mitch/Cam and the rest. It always seems like they have their own stories now.

eck
Feb 10th, 2011, 03:05 AM
Haley looks smoking.

Ryan
Feb 10th, 2011, 03:07 AM
Pretty funny episode tonight. Liked Gloria "winning" against Jay, and the assistant thing.

eck
Feb 10th, 2011, 03:51 AM
Am I the only one bothered by Manny's love obsession with Haley?

......I know they are not blood related, but seriously.....she's your step cousin :o

young_gunner913
Feb 10th, 2011, 05:28 AM
"I WEEEEEEN!!"

"I WEEEN AGAIN!!"

"Shut up, I ween."

Gloria :hysteric:

hdfb
Feb 10th, 2011, 08:59 AM
Can someone explain the "Well pack your china and move to Vermont" quote to me? I feel there is something cultural I am not getting here...

SloKid
Feb 10th, 2011, 10:08 AM
Am I the only one bothered by Manny's love obsession with Haley?

......I know they are not blood related, but seriously.....she's your step cousin :o
I'm bothered by Manny in general, for me the most annoying character on the show, well the only annoying one really.

eck
Feb 10th, 2011, 10:37 AM
I'm bothered by Manny in general, for me the most annoying character on the show, well the only annoying one really.

In general, I don't think any of them are annoying, but yeah if I had to pick one...it'd be him. Last season he was awesome, but this season..his plots seem weakest.

SloKid
Feb 10th, 2011, 06:48 PM
Can someone explain the "Well pack your china and move to Vermont" quote to me? I feel there is something cultural I am not getting here...
Vermont legalised same-sex marriage, was the first state to do it.

saul1333
Feb 10th, 2011, 06:55 PM
"I WEEEEEEN!!"

"I WEEEN AGAIN!!"

"Shut up, I ween."

Gloria :hysteric:

Best part LOOL

young_gunner913
Feb 17th, 2011, 09:16 AM
Gloria, Manny, and Jay doing the voice overs for the book was hilarious. :lol:

And Gloria on a xanax. :rolls:

tennisboi
Feb 17th, 2011, 07:07 PM
And Gloria on a xanax. :rolls:


I know bloody hilarious:cheer2: I hope Sofia wins an award soon for her role, she is the highlight IMO

young_gunner913
Feb 17th, 2011, 07:28 PM
I know bloody hilarious:cheer2: I hope Sofia wins an award soon for her role, she is the highlight IMO

Definitely! :worship: She's my favorite character. :happy:

eck
Feb 18th, 2011, 12:56 AM
That's never going to happen :tears:

Everyone loves Jane Lynch :tape:

young_gunner913
Feb 18th, 2011, 01:17 AM
Jane Lynch :yawn: Although she is the only good thing about that horrendous mess of a show.

njnetswill
Feb 18th, 2011, 01:20 AM
We'll just have to hope that Glee gets canceled before Modern Family does. Maybe fizzle out like The OC did.

young_gunner913
Feb 18th, 2011, 01:23 AM
Maybe Lea Michele will pull a Mischa Barton. :spit:

njnetswill
Feb 18th, 2011, 01:26 AM
Maybe Lea Michele will pull a Mischa Barton. :spit:

You mean have her character get killed off the show and fade into obscurity?

Blu€
Feb 18th, 2011, 01:27 AM
Don't bitch about Jane Lynch, she's awwwwwwwwwwwesome :p though Sofia Vergara is a very worthy winner too ;)

young_gunner913
Feb 18th, 2011, 01:28 AM
You mean have her character get killed off the show and fade into obscurity?

I never watched the O.C, I don't watch shit like that so I don't know what happened on the show. I just know she wanted to leave the show to do better things and so far, better things has meant getting arrested twice and sued.

Dodoboy.
Feb 19th, 2011, 11:12 PM
SO SOOOOOOOOOO funny!

LeRoy.
Feb 19th, 2011, 11:28 PM
This season has been a riot. Loving it.

¤CharlDa¤
Feb 20th, 2011, 12:12 PM
I'm totally addicted. Going back through Season 1 right now and just can't stop watching episodes.

So well written, and exactly my kind of humor.

¤CharlDa¤
Feb 20th, 2011, 12:41 PM
Ok, I just cried watching the end of an episode. God, I'm such a wuss.

eck
Feb 20th, 2011, 12:48 PM
Ok, I just cried watching the end of an episode. God, I'm such a wuss.

Which :speakles:

Gdsimmons
Feb 20th, 2011, 07:32 PM
I think that Modern Family will go down as one of the funniest shows on tv ever. Everything about that show just gels together. The actors play each of their characters so very well. Even the kids!! The writing is just phenomenal. And they are in season 2 and there is NO sophomore slump. Show is amazing.

This weeks episode was so funny. Gloria , Jay and Manny trying to record the book. Claire and her mom bringing her ex and Cam and his wanting to be the clown. And Gloria on Zanex is just beyond hilarious. Sofia Vergara needs to win an award for her portrayal because she so deserves it

saul1333
Feb 20th, 2011, 07:38 PM
Matt Dillon was so funny LOOL

WonderfulLee
Feb 25th, 2011, 02:59 PM
just can't get enough with this show and gloria ...

Gloria and the karaoke :haha:
Gloria cutting phil's hair :hysteric::rolls:

eck
Feb 25th, 2011, 05:50 PM
Last night was GlOriAT.

Amazing.

She and Phil have awesome chemistry.

young_gunner913
Feb 26th, 2011, 12:44 AM
just can't get enough with this show and gloria ...

Gloria and the karaoke :haha:
Gloria cutting phil's hair :hysteric::rolls:

Same here. :sobbing:

I loved when she kept telling him "You do that and I KEEL you!" :lol:

saul1333
Feb 26th, 2011, 02:52 AM
Phil's: "I do.....not" :lol:

tennisboi
Feb 26th, 2011, 03:48 AM
LMAO Phil is soooooooooo funny:worship: I wish there was more Gloria on Karaoke best comedy on TV:lol:

eck
Feb 26th, 2011, 10:53 AM
Modern Family did a mini-take on the Oscar best Films.
I was :hysteric:

SloKid
Apr 14th, 2011, 05:16 PM
Great episode. :haha: Some great one-liners as usual.

saul1333
Apr 14th, 2011, 05:48 PM
'Medium five' was the best part for me :lol:

Sam L
Apr 16th, 2011, 01:19 AM
Count me in as a fan. This and Arrested Development are my two favourite shows of all time.

saul1333
Apr 16th, 2011, 02:02 AM
Count me in as a fan. This and Arrested Development are my two favourite shows of all time.

How could they cancel it so quickly :sobbing: It really was one of the best.

njnetswill
Apr 16th, 2011, 03:04 AM
The most recent episode was fantastic. The ad on the van and "We Love The F Word" Too Much. :hysteric:

LeRoy.
Apr 16th, 2011, 07:54 AM
Fantastic episode. Best show on TV for sure.

eck
Apr 16th, 2011, 08:47 AM
I didn't enjoy it as much as other episodes, but yeah, even on a very terrible day, Modern Family > everything else.

eck
Apr 21st, 2011, 11:35 AM
:lol: @ this new episode. Only 5 minutes in and I love it.

:hysteric: @ Luke - "If I move my head fast enough, it looks like the cannon is standing still."
And then Phil was there too :spit:


Gloria too :lol: - About the being Lily's god(grand)mother.

Melly Flew Us
Apr 21st, 2011, 05:07 PM
i love this show.

each episode is funnier than the last.

instant classic and legend through the ages.

Freakan
May 19th, 2011, 12:15 PM
Don't stop believin', get this party started :worship::lol:

saul1333
May 20th, 2011, 03:54 PM
Phil is the best.

Hysterical wife, hysterical wife, hysterical wife....JACKPOT :lol:

Geoffry
May 21st, 2011, 04:53 PM
I found Gloria's whole 'first we throw the bike over the gate, then we throw Phil and Claire' explanation hilarious! :lol:

eck
Sep 22nd, 2011, 04:52 PM
Congratulations for MF's awesome win at the Emmys.

I'm kinda unsure about the season premiere (1st episode).
The second episode however, was pure gold.

I'm kinda warming up to the new Lily.

young_gunner913
Sep 22nd, 2011, 05:24 PM
I really don't understand how Julie beat Sofia for the Emmy. :sobbing:

Gloria is slaying me like always. I loved the second episode tonight when she was threatening the principal on the phone with a Columbian necktie broke into the girls locker to return the locket with her credit card. :lol: You get the feeling that "Colombiana" should be about Gloria. :drool:

LeRoy.
Sep 22nd, 2011, 05:49 PM
Fabulous season opening episodes. :hearts:

saul1333
Sep 22nd, 2011, 05:54 PM
First episode was alright. Bossy part was good :lol:

Second was great. Yes Columbian necktie was funny and the part when the family makes fun of Claire when they say she is always right.

the jamierbelyea
Sep 22nd, 2011, 06:09 PM
I really don't understand how Julie beat Sofia for the Emmy. :sobbing:

Gloria is slaying me like always. I loved the second episode tonight when she was threatening the principal on the phone with a Columbian necktie broke into the girls locker to return the locket with her credit card. :lol: You get the feeling that "Colombiana" should be about Gloria. :drool:

Sofia & her team made a really poor decision to submit "Slow Down Your Neighbors" as her Emmy submission. Julie has the main storyline in that episode, and is really funnier, and better throughout that. Out of all the funny things Sofia did last season, having her on a bike, was not even in her top 10.

Contrary to that Julie & her team submitted the Halloween episode for her, which showed all the parts of Claire Dunphy, all of her manic craziness, and then the developed heart underneath, which makes a character as crazy & uptight as Claire actually likable and endearing. Her tangent into why Halloween meant so much to her, could've easily been a melodramatic bore, but I really feel like she nailed it.

Since the voters are voting on specific episodes in the Emmy's the submissions are so important, and Sofia definitely got it wrong.

GoofyDuck
Sep 22nd, 2011, 06:21 PM
I love this show and watch every episode :)

hoped Julie Bowen was gonna win best female and from the males I hoped Ty burrel .Was thrilled about the wins.

Liked episode 1 of season 3 :yeah:

Haven't seen episode 2 yet :o

SloKid
Sep 22nd, 2011, 06:23 PM
Great return of the show. :D Even if there's still too much Manny for my taste and I'm not quite sure what I think of the new Lily yet.

GoofyDuck
Sep 22nd, 2011, 06:25 PM
Oh is it a new person playing Lily? I just thought she had grown :lol:

the jamierbelyea
Sep 22nd, 2011, 09:45 PM
Oh is it a new person playing Lily? I just thought she had grown :lol:

Yes, the the now 3-year old twins who had been playing Lily have been replaced. The mother said that the twins didn't like acting, and got fussy and cranky on set, so she decided to stop them in the role.

Gdsimmons
Sep 23rd, 2011, 04:08 AM
I definitely liked the 2nd episode better. When Claire went out of her way to prove she was right and then everybody seeing that she got it from Jay was hilarious. Gloria breaking into the girls locker on the sly was hilarious too. Great start to the season.

SB: I really wish they had like a younger actor or actress category at the emmys because the kids on this show do a REALLY good job as well.

eck
Sep 23rd, 2011, 09:15 AM
Sofia & her team made a really poor decision to submit "Slow Down Your Neighbors" as her Emmy submission. Julie has the main storyline in that episode, and is really funnier, and better throughout that. Out of all the funny things Sofia did last season, having her on a bike, was not even in her top 10.

Contrary to that Julie & her team submitted the Halloween episode for her, which showed all the parts of Claire Dunphy, all of her manic craziness, and then the developed heart underneath, which makes a character as crazy & uptight as Claire actually likable and endearing. Her tangent into why Halloween meant so much to her, could've easily been a melodramatic bore, but I really feel like she nailed it.

Since the voters are voting on specific episodes in the Emmy's the submissions are so important, and Sofia definitely got it wrong.

I actually thought Sofia should have put in Halloween for her consideration, but yeah, Claire would have outshined her.
The other episode I think Sofia should have put in is Unplugged.

Hashim.
Sep 23rd, 2011, 11:12 AM
"Grandpa said you used to live in a closet."
"You'll be surprised what people can live with, Jay."

Priceless.:lol:

Melly Flew Us
Sep 26th, 2011, 12:49 AM
excellent show!

Lennval
Sep 26th, 2011, 01:27 AM
MF's just sublime. Some endless laughs on every episode :haha:
Now that Dylan seems to be gone, I can't wait to see new Haley's boyfriends. It's gonna be amazing :hearts:
This and The good wife are my favorites shows currently by far.

Mary Cherry.
Sep 26th, 2011, 02:27 AM
Thank God for those two episodes :worship: Especially since Glee was a huge flop. Modern Family never fails to disappoint :hearts:

shap_half
Oct 6th, 2011, 01:59 AM
Any stream link for tonight's episode?

CrossCourt~Rally
Oct 6th, 2011, 02:16 AM
Love this show! I can't wait till Jennifer Tilly guest stars later this season as Shorty's girlfriend :oh: :hearts:

MH0861
Oct 6th, 2011, 02:59 AM
Phil: "Blind Side was the black kid who played tight end"
Alex: "Offensive line"
Phil: "Sorry, African-American"

:rolls:

Gdsimmons
Oct 6th, 2011, 04:56 AM
This episode was hilarious. Cam had me dying when he was yelling for Stella

KoOlMaNsEaN
Oct 7th, 2011, 12:28 AM
This episode was hilarious. Cam had me dying when he was yelling for Stella

that was the hilite of the episode :lol:
Both Gloria and Cam yelling at the girl. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

the jamierbelyea
Oct 7th, 2011, 07:17 AM
Phil: "Blind Side was the black kid who played tight end"
Alex: "Offensive line"
Phil: "Sorry, African-American"

:rolls:

Literally laughed for an entire commercial break for this.

Harju.
Oct 11th, 2011, 09:46 AM
"STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" :lol:
We need more Gloria/Stella scenes.

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd404/hopesprings2017/Produce_0-5.gif

And the Blindside bits was :haha:

eck
Oct 11th, 2011, 10:13 AM
Stella should win some sort of Emmy for its performance.

Lennval
Oct 11th, 2011, 10:24 AM
The blind side scene was hilarious :haha:

SloKid
May 24th, 2012, 01:45 PM
Season finale was brilliant, had the laughs, the tears, the whole package. :D

saul1333
May 24th, 2012, 01:49 PM
Started great with the fences comment by Manny :lol:

Phil going off on the tangent with the nuclear codes :haha:

GoofyDuck
May 24th, 2012, 02:01 PM
I love every episode, hilarious show :worship:

Beat
Mar 12th, 2013, 01:30 PM
i'm only discovering this show now. i had my problems for the first few episodes, not really getting the hype ... but now i love it. and i have to stop myself from watching 10 epsiodes in a row.

njnetswill
Mar 12th, 2013, 03:53 PM
Spoiler alert! This video reveals plot developments to those not caught up with the show.

This scene was so epic :spit:

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Keegan
Mar 12th, 2013, 04:11 PM
I loved the episode where Phil went to the gym Cam had sent him to :hysteric: that was genuinely one of the best episodes of the show I have ever seen.

GoofyDuck
Mar 13th, 2013, 08:38 PM
I loved the episode where Phil went to the gym Cam had sent him to :hysteric: that was genuinely one of the best episodes of the show I have ever seen.

OMG that episode was so hilarious :haha: