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Keith
Oct 3rd, 2002, 08:49 PM
I really want someone to kick her ass. She lives ON my TV. Its disgusting. I saw this commercial and she was talking about important things in life, and how important it is to have......GREAT HAIR. HAIR?!?!??! That fuckin bitch is complaining about having a bad hair day. If that isn't bad enough, she has skin problems too. And she coos over flavored water. She is OOMPHLESS!

Isn't there an obsessed fan somewhere that wants to kill her?!?! Please do it!

If she died, I would have to console her husband. I do not know how he puts up with her!

Beat
Oct 3rd, 2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Jenny fan
If she died, I would have to console her husband. I do not know how he puts up with her!

wouldn't you have to console him while she's still alive? ;)

Jordan.
Oct 3rd, 2002, 08:53 PM
OMG, I love her.... :sad:

angele87
Oct 3rd, 2002, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Jordan
OMG, I love her.... :sad:

I love her too!!

I'm just ROTFLMAO whenever I watch her and Regis :D She cracks me up :D

Keith
Oct 3rd, 2002, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Beat


wouldn't you have to console him while she's still alive? ;)

LOL! True, I would have to find him dancing if she died!

Tammy
Oct 3rd, 2002, 08:59 PM
em.. who exactly is she? :o:o

Jordan.
Oct 3rd, 2002, 08:59 PM
Me too Angele! :D hehehe

Jordan.
Oct 3rd, 2002, 09:00 PM
:rolleyes: Tammy

She replaced Kathy Lee on Regis and Kelly and she is an actress on "All My Children"

Tammy
Oct 3rd, 2002, 09:06 PM
pfttt i don't watch tv hardly ever :o

oooh and i think i seen her but ok then she can't possibly be as annoying as kathy lee *cough* :D

Justin
Oct 3rd, 2002, 11:03 PM
Kelly Ripa rules and her husband is hot as all hell.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/6442/KM3.gif

Poe
Oct 3rd, 2002, 11:53 PM
i have to agree with justin

in the words of jack on will & grace...

".. 'cause she's kelly....

... and she's ripa"

Jordan.
Oct 4th, 2002, 12:10 AM
Mark is very hot :D

selesfan1
Oct 4th, 2002, 12:56 AM
Don't you hate the Pantene Pro-V commercial she's like I didn't know there were people in the world who didn't use it. hahaha

Keith
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:06 AM
I was beginning to think everyone loves her but me. Thanks selesfan1.

That is what I am talking about. Its like, hello, there are people in the world that do not use pantene shampoo. God, how shallow!

Jetta
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:07 AM
Its not just the pantene commercial......she's on those aquafina fruit water commercials too now :p

Jetta
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:08 AM
oh wait......oops :angel:

At least you don't watch All My children :p

Keith
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:11 AM
I think she has a spell on everyone but me. She is a stupid overexposed annoying bitch! Its like Josie and the Pussycats where Fiona makes everyone like the same thing

Jetta
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:16 AM
It's all Regis's fault! :p

Keith
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:19 AM
I just wish she would drown in a bottle of Aquafina. Or else I want to string her upside-down by her labia and then assfeed her bottles of Aquafina flavored water until it shoots out of her nose & mouth and she chokes to death on it.

Keith
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:22 AM
I'd also like to shave her head so that she stops playing with her hair constantly. It reminds me of having to live in New Jersey.

Jordan.
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:35 AM
:fiery:

Crazy Canuck
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:44 AM
I only saw her a couple times, and was convinced that she needed a healthy dose of ridilin.

Jetta
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Jenny fan
I just wish she would drown in a bottle of Aquafina. Or else I want to string her upside-down by her labia and then assfeed her bottles of Aquafina flavored water until it shoots out of her nose & mouth and she chokes to death on it.

Ouch lol

I can see you really really want her dead.

Would you rather have Kathie Lee on your tv 24/7......or Kelly

If you have to choose? :p

Keith
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:54 AM
Hmm Alexis...

I dont know, I mean, I dont watch a lot of TV, but Kelly sure is on a lot. Everyone hated Kathy Lee and Kathy Lee ran sweatshops, she is really mean, but Kelly is just an airhead! I will have ot think about that one :)

I saw her on ED last year!

Alexis, Im sure you don;'t hate her, but you could do without her, right?!

mala18
Oct 4th, 2002, 02:04 AM
thank yoooooouuu JENNYFAN. Omg how bad is that B****,i mean first of all I dont understand people who pay her so much for those commercials,and she is soo ugly in those commercials,I mean everytime i see them on Tv i have to change the channel.I wait for the day america gets sick of her and she goes off my Tv foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Jetta
Oct 4th, 2002, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by Jenny fan
Hmm Alexis...

I dont know, I mean, I dont watch a lot of TV, but Kelly sure is on a lot. Everyone hated Kathy Lee and Kathy Lee ran sweatshops, she is really mean, but Kelly is just an airhead! I will have ot think about that one :)

I saw her on ED last year!

Alexis, Im sure you don;'t hate her, but you could do without her, right?!

lmao you're right about that, I can definitely do without her. :o

I'm still saying it's all Regis's fault! :D

lizchris
Oct 4th, 2002, 03:43 AM
I can't stand her either. She is the reason why I not only stopped watching All My Children, but soaps alltogether.

This bitch is from southern New Jersey, which to me is like the South, but up North. In fact, I think the Mason Dixon line should be moved to Perth Amboy

I HATE southern New Jersey with a passion!

Keith
Oct 4th, 2002, 03:58 AM
Southern Jersey is definitely weird! Ha, I am from Northern NJ. I dont live there anymore though!

CC
Oct 4th, 2002, 04:50 AM
Is she pregnant again? WTF?

Helen Lawson
Oct 4th, 2002, 01:27 PM
I find her extremely annoying. She is overexposed. She is all over every magazine like she's "the fucking Julia Roberts" to steal a Spirlea phrase. I think she has really aggressive pr people. Her celebrity really does not merit all the attention she is getting, to me. I would not wish death on her, however. Just poor rating and then maybe she will have overextended herself financially and will have to go B-movies or something to make mortgage payments. Maybe the Star could pay an ex-flight attendant to seduce her husband in a hotel room and tape the whole thing, even when the husband asks the woman "to perform an unnatural sex act." It has worked before.

Aloysius
Oct 4th, 2002, 04:44 PM
Her husband isn't quite str8. ;)

Mark Consuelos was a stripper and gay escort in Miami before getting his start in soaps.

Helen Lawson
Oct 4th, 2002, 05:01 PM
No way! No way! NO WAY! Too bad the tabloids do not get hold of someone he "dated" in the past to do a tell all. The flight attendant thing could still work, we just would need a male flight attendant.