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Feb 8th, 2010, 03:28 AM
Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana has ordered the

National Guard to deploy to the city of New Orleans

for emergency relief from Hurricane Drew.

Since the whole state of Louisiana has been affected

President Obama has ordered additional troops

to aid in the relief effort. He has declared Louisiana

a disaster area of the highest magnitude. FEMA has been

alerted and they are moving to provide emergency food

and shelter since Bourbon street is not expected to be able

to withstand the storm surge. People are drowning in the

street from 6' of beer and other alcoholic beverages as they

were trampled by revelers. The emergency relief effort is

expected to remain in place as Hurricane Mardi Gras'

landfall is eminant . Donations of Clothing

is desperately needed as the female population has

suddenly lost all of their apparel. It seems they are trading

their clothes for colored Beads and trinkets of the New Orleans

Saints. This Phenomenon has never been seen in Louisiana


Feb 8th, 2010, 03:31 AM

Feb 8th, 2010, 03:32 AM

Feb 8th, 2010, 03:38 AM
You mean BOMBSHELL! :rolleyes:

Feb 8th, 2010, 02:39 PM

Feb 8th, 2010, 02:39 PM
Saint that!!