View Full Version : Quickie Halloween costumes

Brian Stewart
Oct 1st, 2002, 11:51 PM
With Halloween coming up, some may not want to go to the time and/or expense of an elaborate costume. So here are a few quickie costume suggestions for your upcoming Halloween parties:

Wear a dunce cap, and go as one of Bush's economic advisors.

Cover your hands with grease, and go as a Bengals Wide Receiver.

Carry an empty board, and go as the Boston Red Sox trophy shelf.

Carry a microphone in one hand, and a picture of Andy Roddick's butt (which you kiss incessantly) in the other, and go as Patrick McEnroe. Add a red wig and crappy ballads, and go as Jim Courier.

Or, keep the mic, and replace the Andy pic with a list of the day's sports scores. Make sure there are no women's tennis scores, and you could go as an ESPN SportsCenter anchor.

Or, prop the microphone in front of you as if in a press conference, and just stare ahead blankly into space, and go as a PGA Tour player asked to take a stand on a social issue.

Any other costume ideas?

Oct 1st, 2002, 11:58 PM
Yes this year i'm dressing as Josh.