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beriadan
Nov 5th, 2009, 05:15 AM
It's bound to happen, I mean, there is apparent sexual tension in their matches.

Edinboro
Nov 5th, 2009, 05:33 AM
*Pity post.

drake3781
Nov 5th, 2009, 05:42 AM
Not her type. :rolleyes:

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2008/07/camilla-sharapova/camilla-belle-maria-sharapova-02.jpg

saska77
Nov 5th, 2009, 05:43 AM
what? I think you are seeing things mate :lol::lol:

feel free to support your argument though

Nikkiri
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:05 AM
:hearts:

Tennisation
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:08 AM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/253/24305524.jpg

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:10 AM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2009+Arthur+Ashe+Kids+Day+DzuZ9i8Hjspl.jpg
:hearts:

Btw, the guy beside Masha is so hot! Yummy.

WowWow
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:14 AM
They'd probably be the worst couple ever:tape:

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:18 AM
http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/5/6/b/2/Maria_Sharapova_and_fdcd.JPG?adImageId=2783733&imageId=6226835
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b75UL5G9BPA/Sq3DJWrdgWI/AAAAAAAAGY8/p3kibrYY6_o/s400/56010_arthur_ashe_kids_day_tikipeter_celebritycity _002_122_466lo.jpg
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/90183753.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0B93D53619EEB75CE C28D07065E62140A84B83C3F3D1FC365E30A760B0D811297

thegreendestiny
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:21 AM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2009+Arthur+Ashe+Kids+Day+DzuZ9i8Hjspl.jpg
:hearts:

Btw, the guy beside Masha is so hot! Yummy.

Someone's elbow was brushing someone's breast. :tape:

Привет
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:22 AM
Now *THAT* would be a bombshell... :spit:

Привет
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:23 AM
Someone's elbow was brushing someone's breast. :tape:

Or somebody's breast brushing somebody's elbow? :hehehe:

Mikey.
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:23 AM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/253/24305524.jpg

:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

Vartan
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:23 AM
Isn't she dating a Lakers player?

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:25 AM
Someone's elbow was brushing someone's breast. :tape:

I know right? :spit:

The chemistry is there :shrug:

Vartan
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:25 AM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/253/24305524.jpg

Bon Ree Ree: Remember when she called the foot fault? Girl, oh yes I did, I shoved the ball, I shoved it.

Привет
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:27 AM
Bon Ree Ree: Remember when she called the foot fault? Girl, oh yes I did, I shoved the ball, I shoved it.

:crying2:

pokey camp
Nov 5th, 2009, 06:55 AM
:hearts:
:drool: These two: UST for days.

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:05 AM
I'm not sure how prenuptials would work? It wouldn't last though, on their first date they'd probably go and have a hit of tennis that would turn into a slaughter house, never mind the fact I think they'd both be bottoms anyway.

s_j
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:08 AM
Oh, the threads when the season is (practically) over...! :lol:

Mikey.
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:23 AM
Bon Ree Ree: Remember when she called the foot fault? Girl, oh yes I did, I shoved the ball, I shoved it.

:spit:

gc-spurs
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:29 AM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2009+Arthur+Ashe+Kids+Day+DzuZ9i8Hjspl.jpg
:hearts:

Btw, the guy beside Masha is so hot! Yummy.

Amen to that.

How can Andy stand being so close to Roger? My head would've exploded by then.
Ahaha at Serena's boobage touching Maria's weenus. And look at the way their legs are mirroring each other. Move over Camilla!
This photo is so much cooler than you'd think at first glance :lol:

s_j
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:39 AM
Look at Will Ferrell's legs compared to Roger's! :lol: ...and even Serena's!

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:40 AM
^ a lot of gay moments there :spit:

:hearts:

sweetpeas
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:47 AM
Please,Serena not that type of person!Maria neither!!!!!

madmax
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:53 AM
too bad both of them are straight as an arrow...DDD

MaBaker
Nov 5th, 2009, 08:14 AM
Definitely.

DimaDinosaur
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:38 AM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2009+Arthur+Ashe+Kids+Day+DzuZ9i8Hjspl.jpg
:hearts:

Btw, the guy beside Masha is so hot! Yummy.

Who are you talking about??

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 10:59 AM
Who are you talking about??

The one with cap. :hearts:

saska77
Nov 5th, 2009, 11:08 AM
The one with cap. :hearts:

Yup we are busy pondering over Masena but hell look at the Rogand!!!

Andy stands there like a little boy with a huge crush :lol::lol:

gc-spurs
Nov 5th, 2009, 11:11 AM
Yup we are busy pondering over Masena but hell look at the Rogand!!!

Andy stands there like a little boy with a huge crush :lol::lol:

Marena and Randy

Pureracket
Nov 5th, 2009, 11:15 AM
That's a sweet piece of ass standing to Roger's right.

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 11:32 AM
That's a sweet piece of ass standing to Roger's right.

The one with cap or the one with shade?

saska77
Nov 5th, 2009, 11:42 AM
Marena and Randy

:lol::lol:

Craigy
Nov 5th, 2009, 12:29 PM
Sorry, Serena is with Sveta. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7118/svetarena.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/131/n6670057946551754060kr5.jpg

Princeza
Nov 5th, 2009, 12:31 PM
Sorry, Serena is with Sveta.

Now that's hot.

saska77
Nov 5th, 2009, 12:34 PM
Sorry, Serena is with Sveta. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7118/svetarena.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/131/n6670057946551754060kr5.jpg


I am sorry that is just not right :tape: Spread the gay loooove but this just does not do it for me

Tech1
Nov 5th, 2009, 12:43 PM
Isn't she dating a Lakers player?

From Matt Cronin:

Maria Sharapova is dating LA Lakers shooting guard Sasha Vujacic, who nicknamed himself, “The Machine.” Sharapova will soon be off to Chile and Brazil to play exos against Gisela Dulko, but their Argentina stop has been cancelled.

Sasha Vujacic
#18
Guardhttp://www.nba.com/media/act_sasha_vujacic.jpg


2009-10 Statistics

PPG 0.8 RPG 0.60 APG 0.4 EFF + 1.60
Born: Mar 8, 1984
Height: 6-7 / 2,01
Weight: 205 lbs. / 93,0 kg.
From: Maribor, Slovenia
Years Pro: 5

dynamoRockstarr
Nov 5th, 2009, 12:44 PM
I am sorry that is just not right :tape: Spread the gay loooove but this just does not do it for me


:lol:

saska77
Nov 5th, 2009, 12:45 PM
[QUOTE=Tech1;16776750]From Matt Cronin:

Maria Sharapova is dating LA Lakers shooting guard Sasha Vujacic, who nicknamed himself, “The Machine.” Sharapova will soon be off to Chile and Brazil to play exos against Gisela Dulko, but their Argentina stop has been cancelled.

Guard[/LIST]http://www.nba.com/media/act_sasha_vujacic.jpg


He looks nice but all I can see is BEARD

The Kaz
Nov 5th, 2009, 12:46 PM
Sorry, Serena is with Sveta. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7118/svetarena.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/131/n6670057946551754060kr5.jpg

:drool: Sexlana is wielding her sexwand and Serena is under her spell :lol:

BlameSerena
Nov 5th, 2009, 01:16 PM
This thread :spit:

dreamgoddess099
Nov 5th, 2009, 01:24 PM
Oh, the threads when the season is (practically) over...! :lol:

I know, I come to the board today and this is the first shit I see. WTAworld is officially in ridiculous mode. :lol:

dreamgoddess099
Nov 5th, 2009, 01:26 PM
Sorry, Serena is with Sveta. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7118/svetarena.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/131/n6670057946551754060kr5.jpg

You are so wrong for posting this.:lol: I have no idea why Serena has her crotch pressed up against Sveta. Was she falling backwards?

slamchamp
Nov 5th, 2009, 01:39 PM
what a fierce couple would that be:hearts::lol:

markdelaney
Nov 5th, 2009, 01:42 PM
They could go out, knocking on people's doors trying to convert them to Jehovah ! These days it might be the only way Maria can get close to Serena !

ZODIAC
Nov 5th, 2009, 01:51 PM
Someone's elbow was brushing someone's breast. :tape:yes I saw that:eek:she must come out of the closet lots of celebrities have come out like Ellen,Rosie,Wanda Sykes and Whoopie ,Queen Latifah,Anderson Cooper will come out sooner or later:tape:

brickhousesupporter
Nov 5th, 2009, 01:53 PM
The one with cap or the one with shade?

That's a sweet piece of ass standing to Roger's right.

Just though I would help you out because I know Pureracket is not going to answer.

ZODIAC
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:00 PM
who was the player that propositioned Serena in the locker room...must be Sveta,Momo or Stubbs

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:12 PM
Just though I would help you out because I know Pureracket is not going to answer.

I know :o

But depends on from where we see it. From the picture's perspective Roger's right is the hot guy with cap. But in reality Roger's right is the guy with the shade.

youizahoe
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:20 PM
Bon Ree Ree: Remember when she called the foot fault? Girl, oh yes I did, I shoved the ball, I shoved it.

:rolls:

miffedmax
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:28 PM
I just want to be in the room when Mommy Vera tries to explain it to Lena and her bangs.

jacobruiz
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:28 PM
It's bound to happen, I mean, there is apparent sexual tension in their matches.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2ufyl46.jpg

nat75
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:29 PM
Masha's boyfriends are as real as Gabby Sabby's

BlameSerena
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:46 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/2ufyl46.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif

jacobruiz
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:52 PM
:lol: :worship:

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:53 PM
^ What a cute couple! :spit:

hablo
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:56 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/2ufyl46.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif

:haha:

jacobruiz
Nov 5th, 2009, 02:58 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif


http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg

BlameSerena
Nov 5th, 2009, 03:07 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif


http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/youdidtoo.gif
:lol:

Julian.
Nov 5th, 2009, 03:08 PM
:haha:

This thread :spit:

Craig.
Nov 5th, 2009, 03:11 PM
OMFG :bigcry:

cellophane
Nov 5th, 2009, 03:21 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif


http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg


:spit:

ZODIAC
Nov 5th, 2009, 03:44 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif


http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpgthis is really :lol::tape:funny

Miss Atomic Bomb
Nov 5th, 2009, 03:48 PM
I wouldn't want to be their neighbour.

Doc
Nov 5th, 2009, 03:52 PM
:timebomb::eek: This is getting too silly. Stop it now!

VeeReeDavJCap81
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:09 PM
Wow!

nat75
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:09 PM
I wouldn't want to be their neighbour.

:haha: :haha:

Mikey.
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:11 PM
I wouldn't want to be their neighbour.

:spit:

beriadan
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:12 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif


http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg

Priceless :) :worship:

miffedmax
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:17 PM
How can there be room in Maria's closet for all those Cole-Haan shoes AND Serena?

How can I work Lena's bangs into this post?

Volcana
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:21 PM
Old news. Where have you been?

Donny
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:21 PM
She def. should.

We all know Serena would be the top though.

Marilyn Monheaux
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:25 PM
How can there be room in Maria's closet for all those Cole-Haan shoes AND Serena?

How can I work Lena's bangs into this post?

There will be much more room once Maria steps out of it:angel:

pka_liloo
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:26 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif


http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/mandalay/Blah/Untitled-1-4.gif

Craig.
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:36 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/flaminghotred2004_17.gif

DEATH :hysteric:

BlameSerena
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:37 PM
Ahh Craig you caught it before I deleted! :lol:

WowWow
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:44 PM
never mind the fact I think they'd both be bottoms anyway.

Neither is bottom:confused::lol:

Craig.
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:45 PM
Why'd you delete it?

It's so priceless :lol:

WowWow
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:46 PM
I wouldn't want to be their neighbour.

I would:drool:

BlameSerena
Nov 5th, 2009, 04:56 PM
Why'd you delete it?

It's so priceless :lol:
:lol: True.

jacobruiz
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:26 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif
http://i35.tinypic.com/5kk6t5.jpg




http://3mb.us/images/813_YURI_1.gif (http://3mb.us/view-813_YURI_1.gif)

saska77
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:33 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/5kk6t5.jpg




http://3mb.us/images/813_YURI_1.gif (http://3mb.us/view-813_YURI_1.gif)

:haha::haha::haha:
..I feel pretty relaxed???...

OMG this is pure comedy gold:lol::lol:

pka_liloo
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:34 PM
http://3mb.us/images/813_YURI_1.gif (http://3mb.us/view-813_YURI_1.gif)
OMG, his t-shirt in context is just priceless!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

pokey camp
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:43 PM
Yuri... :haha: :worship: Taking the news better than some...

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif

http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg



http://i28.tinypic.com/2le56wj.gif

saska77
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:44 PM
http://i28.tinypic.com/2le56wj.gif
:haha::haha: the beardy beard boy

gc-spurs
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:46 PM
http://3mb.us/images/813_YURI_1.gif (http://3mb.us/view-813_YURI_1.gif)

Yuri... :haha: :worship: Taking the news better than some...

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif

http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg



http://i28.tinypic.com/2le56wj.gif

OMG hahahahaha!!!
:lol::lol:
Maria needs to get onto this!

miffedmax
Nov 5th, 2009, 10:00 PM
Yuri needs to go to Hollywood and say "Relax! Don't do it. When you want to go to it."

Lena's bangs.

Rumkin
Nov 5th, 2009, 10:06 PM
Yuri :worship:



http://3mb.us/images/813_YURI_1.gif[/URL]

this whole thread is :haha:

WowWow
Nov 5th, 2009, 10:29 PM
:haha:

slamchamp
Nov 5th, 2009, 10:40 PM
masha and serena:hearts:

hankqq
Nov 5th, 2009, 10:48 PM
awesome thread :spit: :rolls: :worship: :bowdown:



Yuri... :haha: :worship: Taking the news better than some...

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif

http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg



http://i28.tinypic.com/2le56wj.gif


for those who don't know: this gif of Sasha was when he slapped away his coach's hand after messing up on court. The coach was just trying to comfort him too :tape: :o

Slampova
Nov 5th, 2009, 11:58 PM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/253/24305524.jpg

:spit::spit::spit:

mariahdg
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:09 AM
mark, :rolls:

Cakeisgood
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:27 AM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2009+Arthur+Ashe+Kids+Day+DzuZ9i8Hjspl.jpg
:hearts:

Btw, the guy beside Masha is so hot! Yummy.

Boob grazer.

ZODIAC
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:31 AM
awesome thread :spit: :rolls: :worship: :bowdown:






for those who don't know: this gif of Sasha was when he slapped away his coach's hand after messing up on court. The coach was just trying to comfort him too :tape: :o
is this the bratty kid that pova is going out with:tape:

BlameSerena
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:27 AM
Yuri... :haha: :worship: Taking the news better than some...

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif

http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg



http://i28.tinypic.com/2le56wj.gif
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/richardandgf.gif
Richard and Stepmommy love it!

gc-spurs
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:30 AM
Haha all these gifs pretty much make up the Marena Williapova movie!

beriadan
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:35 AM
Haha all these gifs pretty much make up the Marena Williapova movie!

OMG.. we should now see who comes up with the best couple name.

RVD
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:35 AM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gifhttp://i27.tinypic.com/2ufyl46.jpg

:haha: :haha:

This thread deserves it's own alternate universe. :lol:

hankqq
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:41 AM
is this the bratty kid that pova is going out with:tape:

yes :lol:

BuTtErFrEnA
Nov 6th, 2009, 02:00 AM
omg :sobbing:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 6th, 2009, 03:40 AM
*sprinkling this thread with holy water*

Bayo
Nov 6th, 2009, 03:47 AM
Couple of the Year.

duhcity
Nov 6th, 2009, 03:51 AM
I want to good rep everyone

gc-spurs
Nov 6th, 2009, 03:59 AM
Now we just have to wait for the fanfic to start rolling in and they will be a officially ship-able

Stamp Paid
Nov 6th, 2009, 05:27 AM
I like Maria with Lebron better.
http://yummycelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sharapova-lebron-04.jpg

they look so good together to me!
after maria and Camilla of course :tape:

dreamgoddess099
Nov 6th, 2009, 05:56 AM
Now we just have to wait for the fanfic to start rolling in and they will be a officially ship-able

Ugh, if someone dares.:fiery:

Dominic
Nov 6th, 2009, 05:58 AM
Come on :lol: Maria can do MUCH better.

Dandy_Warhol
Nov 6th, 2009, 06:54 AM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e219/spotless_rougedirector/random%20stuffs/glasswatershake.gif

in before the offseason ridiculous-epic threads :worship:

WowWow
Nov 6th, 2009, 07:58 AM
*sprinkling this thread with holy water*

:lol::lol::lol:

gc-spurs
Nov 6th, 2009, 08:17 AM
I like Maria with Lebron better.
http://yummycelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sharapova-lebron-04.jpg

they look so good together to me!
after maria and Camilla of course :tape:

I like me and LeBron better.
I don't know who I'm more jealous of in that pic!

eck
Nov 6th, 2009, 09:26 AM
OMG this thread is :yeah:

Singleniacki
Nov 6th, 2009, 09:34 AM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Elisser/winkrena.gif


http://i37.tinypic.com/2ed6r1u.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/mandalay/Blah/Untitled-1-4.gif

OMG :hysteric: :sobbing:

classic.

mankind
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:08 AM
Don't get what Maria is doing in that gif. Playing the piano? Mimicking Serena's victory dance? Saying someone talks too much with that little hand motion? Someone explain.

saska77
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:18 AM
this is fast becoming one of the most popular threads:worship:

:lol:

Caralenko
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:19 AM
Now we just have to wait for the fanfic to start rolling in and they will be a officially ship-able

ACT V Scene I

MARIA is sitting at her desk wearing a suit with a tie.

ENTER SERENA

SERENA: It is one hundred degrees outside Maria, why are you wearing that?

MARIA: Nike made me.

SERENA removes her dress to reveal a bikini.

SERENA: Check out MY Nikes, bitch!

MARIA leap-frogs over her desk and mauls SERENA.

END SCENE.

Julian.
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:21 AM
Don't get what Maria is doing in that gif. Playing the piano? Mimicking Serena's victory dance? Saying someone talks too much with that little hand motion? Someone explain.

She was showing her Ree babe her excitement of the fun they will be enjoying together later. :shrug:

saska77
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:23 AM
ACT V Scene I

MARIA is sitting at her desk wearing a suit with a tie.

ENTER SERENA

SERENA: It is one hundred degrees outside Maria, why are you wearing that?

MARIA: Nike made me.

SERENA removes her dress to reveal a bikini.

SERENA: Check out MY Nikes, bitch!

MARIA leap-frogs over her desk and mauls SERENA.

END SCENE.


:haha::haha: this will be in my head all day...

nat75
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:36 AM
ACT V Scene I

MARIA is sitting at her desk wearing a suit with a tie.

ENTER SERENA

SERENA: It is one hundred degrees outside Maria, why are you wearing that?

MARIA: Nike made me.

SERENA removes her dress to reveal a bikini.

SERENA: Check out MY Nikes, bitch!

MARIA leap-frogs over her desk and mauls SERENA.

END SCENE.

:haha: :haha:

gc-spurs
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:46 AM
ACT V Scene I

MARIA is sitting at her desk wearing a suit with a tie.

ENTER SERENA

SERENA: It is one hundred degrees outside Maria, why are you wearing that?

MARIA: Nike made me.

SERENA removes her dress to reveal a bikini.

SERENA: Check out MY Nikes, bitch!

MARIA leap-frogs over her desk and mauls SERENA.

END SCENE.

:lol::lol::lol: Pure fanfic material.

BlameSerena
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:48 AM
I like Maria with Lebron better.
http://yummycelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sharapova-lebron-04.jpg

they look so good together to me!
after maria and Camilla of course :tape:
Cute pic...

They can share Lebron, too. :o:angel:


http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0917/nba_g_lebron_serena_400.jpg

Julian.
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:51 AM
Cute pic...

They can share Lebron, too. :o:angel:


http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0917/nba_g_lebron_serena_400.jpg

DmSZJ3fyKbs

:spit::hearts:

BournemouthBoy
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:52 AM
serena is tasty in these pics

BlameSerena
Nov 6th, 2009, 10:58 AM
DmSZJ3fyKbs

:spit::hearts:

:rolls: I thought of this too! Britney :worship:


Maria to Serena:

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ACT V Scene I

MARIA is sitting at her desk wearing a suit with a tie.

ENTER SERENA

SERENA: It is one hundred degrees outside Maria, why are you wearing that?

MARIA: Nike made me.

SERENA removes her dress to reveal a bikini.

SERENA: Check out MY Nikes, bitch!

MARIA leap-frogs over her desk and mauls SERENA.

END SCENE.

:spit: Just to say leap-frogs....:rolls:

ZODIAC
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:09 AM
:haha::haha::haha:
..I feel pretty relaxed???...

OMG this is pure comedy gold:lol::lol:
where is Yuri he has disappeared from the stands since that gangsta move in 2008:tape::lol:

Mikey B
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:17 AM
someone needs to make a 'maria 4 serena' poster to hold in the stands the next time they meet on court...

MaBaker
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:25 AM
*sprinkling this thread with holy water*


ACT V Scene I

MARIA is sitting at her desk wearing a suit with a tie.

ENTER SERENA

SERENA: It is one hundred degrees outside Maria, why are you wearing that?

MARIA: Nike made me.

SERENA removes her dress to reveal a bikini.

SERENA: Check out MY Nikes, bitch!

MARIA leap-frogs over her desk and mauls SERENA.

END SCENE.
:spit:

gc-spurs
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:25 AM
Cute pic...

They can share Lebron, too. :o:angel:


http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0917/nba_g_lebron_serena_400.jpg

Just when you thought the plotline was settling, it thickens again!
Maria and Camilla > Maria and Serena > Yuri's unrelaxed reaction > Vujacic''s frustration > Williams parents happy > Maria leapfroggin > LeBron unsettling things
Movie or TV series?

BlameSerena
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:27 AM
Just when you thought the plotline was settling, it thickens again!
Maria and Camilla > Maria and Serena > Yuri's unrelaxed reaction > Vujacic''s frustration > Williams parents happy > Maria leapfroggin > LeBron unsettling things
Movie or TV series?

Reality Show. :lol:


Title?

Julian.
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:28 AM
Reality Show. :lol:


Title?

Mariena Williampova

BlameSerena
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:36 AM
Mariena Williampova

:yeah:


Rated R.

The Kaz
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:37 AM
:yeah:


Rated R.

with the second series rated XXX :lol:

ZODIAC
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:41 AM
they should make a reality show called...LIVING WITH THE WILLIAMPOVAS...TEEHEE!!!

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:11 PM
Am I the only one who just can't picture them taking long strolls on the beach gazing fondly at each other, sharing a motel room while playing tournaments, slapping each other's ass while clothes shopping then making out in the changerooms, sharing the same locker at Wimbledon, having a trophy cabinet side by side, eating pasta off the same plate in the players lounge, Serena knitting Golden Eyes a Christmas sweater, I am aren't I? :sad:

saska77
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:17 PM
Am I the only one who just can't picture them taking long strolls on the beach gazing fondly at each other, sharing a motel room while playing tournaments, slapping each other's ass while clothes shopping then making out in the changerooms, sharing the same locker at Wimbledon, having a trophy cabinet side by side, eating pasta off the same plate in the players lounge, Serena knitting Golden Eyes a Christmas sweater, I am aren't I? :sad:

:lol::lol: I have just splattered my drink all over my screen...

thanks :help:

Julian.
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:19 PM
Am I the only one who just can't picture them taking long strolls on the beach gazing fondly at each other, sharing a motel room while playing tournaments, slapping each other's ass while clothes shopping then making out in the changerooms, sharing the same locker at Wimbledon, having a trophy cabinet side by side, eating pasta off the same plate in the players lounge, Serena knitting Golden Eyes a Christmas sweater, I am aren't I? :sad:

:worship:

That's so cute!!! :hearts:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:21 PM
So in this fantasy world where Maria and Serena are interested in eachohter, is Sascha gay too? Can we all share him then? :hearts: :inlove:

saska77
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:23 PM
So in this fantasy world where Maria and Serena are interested in eachohter, is Sascha gay too? Can we all share him then? :hearts: :inlove:

YUP THEY HAVE MATCHING CLOSETS - NEXT TO THE GIRLS' MATCHING TROPHY CABINETS

Stamp Paid
Nov 6th, 2009, 12:32 PM
you guys are so silly :haha:

ZODIAC
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:28 PM
Sacha looks very gay allegedly very popular in the South Beach:tape:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:29 PM
So in this fantasy world where Maria and Serena are interested in eachohter, is Sascha gay too? Can we all share him then? :hearts: :inlove:

By sascha I meant Serena's hitting partner Sascha Bajin.

LCS
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:32 PM
Off season! :hearts:

LudwigDvorak
Nov 6th, 2009, 01:38 PM
By sascha I meant Serena's hitting partner Sascha Bajin.

I think he is gay. He's so not cute though. :tape:

Anyway, classic thread. Serena is the TT, for sure.

dreamgoddess099
Nov 6th, 2009, 05:12 PM
ACT V Scene I

MARIA is sitting at her desk wearing a suit with a tie.

ENTER SERENA

SERENA: It is one hundred degrees outside Maria, why are you wearing that?

MARIA: Nike made me.

SERENA removes her dress to reveal a bikini.

SERENA: Check out MY Nikes, bitch!

MARIA leap-frogs over her desk and mauls SERENA.

END SCENE.


I said don't do it.:mad::fiery::fiery::fiery::fiery::armed:

LudwigDvorak
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:21 PM
I think he is gay. He's so not cute though. :tape:

Anyway, classic thread. Serena is the TT, for sure.

Total top, Craig.

Caralenko
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:28 PM
ACT V Scene I

MARIA is sitting at her desk wearing a suit with a tie.

ENTER SERENA

SERENA: It is one hundred degrees outside Maria, why are you wearing that?

MARIA: Nike made me.

SERENA removes her dress to reveal a bikini.

SERENA: Check out MY Nikes, bitch!

MARIA leap-frogs over her desk and mauls SERENA.

END SCENE.


I had a really weird dream last night and I hold that thread 'Should Maria ask Serena out on a date' responsible, I dreamt that Maria & Serena were eyeing each other from across the room at a players party and the song 'Hungry Eye's came on and everyone evacuated the dancefloor for them. Then I woke up......thank goodness.

ACT V Scene II

MARIA is walking around her hotel room sprinkling rose petals while half-watching SERENA play her sister VENUS in the final of DOHA.

MARIA picks up her SONY ERICSSON PHONE and calls the RECEPTIONIST

MARIA: Room Service, I need 17 bottles of pink champagne in the honeymoon suite.

SERENA wins the match and hoists the Doha trophy.

MARIA: And hurry up, she'll be here soon.

MARIA puts a "Do not disturb" sign on the door and rubs her hands together evilly.

MARIA (to self): And now, my darling... we play the waiting game.

END SCENE.

BuTtErFrEnA
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:50 PM
:sobbing:

rjd1111
Nov 6th, 2009, 11:53 PM
It's bound to happen, I mean, there is apparent sexual tension in their matches.


I don't think so. I am sure Maria would like to be able

to play tennis again at some point.

Craig.
Nov 7th, 2009, 03:48 AM
Total top, Craig.

Thank you.

WowWow
Nov 7th, 2009, 03:53 AM
Am I the only one who just can't picture them taking long strolls on the beach gazing fondly at each other, sharing a motel room while playing tournaments, slapping each other's ass while clothes shopping then making out in the changerooms, sharing the same locker at Wimbledon, having a trophy cabinet side by side, eating pasta off the same plate in the players lounge, Serena knitting Golden Eyes a Christmas sweater, I am aren't I? :sad:

:lol::lol::lol:
No you are not lol
I think they'd be worst couple ever, but let this thread LIVE:lol:

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 7th, 2009, 04:11 AM
Serena is definite top, Masha's shoulder would risk serious injury.

WowWow
Nov 7th, 2009, 04:26 AM
Serena is definite top, Masha's shoulder would risk serious injury.

They both are:shrug::lol:

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 7th, 2009, 04:43 AM
They both are:shrug::lol:

:lol: Serena by default :p

BuTtErFrEnA
Nov 7th, 2009, 04:53 AM
Serena is definite top, Masha's shoulder would risk serious injury.

classic :rolls: :rolls: it would depend on who is more injured atm...serena and her knee or maria and her shoulder

TheFifthAvocado
Nov 7th, 2009, 05:08 AM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7118/svetarena.jpg

:hysteric: looks like the camera barged in to a sveta-serena makeout session. :hysteric:!

dreamgoddess099
Nov 7th, 2009, 06:08 AM
They both are:shrug::lol:

:confused: Ok, so I know (well have an idea) of how top and bottom works in gay male relations, but could someone please explain to me how it works in lesbian relations? I'm guessing it pertains to the use of a strap-on and who would be the one to wear it. Am I too far off? I can't believe I'm seriously asking this.:lol:

Stamp Paid
Nov 7th, 2009, 06:22 AM
I didnt kno lesbians could be tops and bttms :lol::haha:

WowWow
Nov 7th, 2009, 07:02 AM
:confused: Ok, so I know (well have an idea) of how top and bottom works in gay male relations, but could someone please explain to me how it works in lesbian relations? I'm guessing it pertains to the use of a strap-on and who would be the one to wear it. Am I too far off? I can't believe I'm seriously asking this.:lol:

:lol:

It's more of a mental thing that projects to sex as well.

saska77
Nov 7th, 2009, 07:45 AM
:confused: Ok, so I know (well have an idea) of how top and bottom works in gay male relations, but could someone please explain to me how it works in lesbian relations? I'm guessing it pertains to the use of a strap-on and who would be the one to wear it. Am I too far off? I can't believe I'm seriously asking this.:lol:

I do not think they would be using strap-on :confused:

gc-spurs
Nov 7th, 2009, 08:26 AM
And the thread takes another new direction... :lol:

saska77
Nov 7th, 2009, 08:49 AM
hmmm perhaps a little too graphic - sorry

detention for me:o

BlameSerena
Nov 7th, 2009, 12:46 PM
:spit: So we went from "top or bottom" to "strap-ons." What will tomorrow's convo be? :unsure:








:lol:

dreamgoddess099
Nov 7th, 2009, 01:28 PM
I do not think they would be using strap-on :confused:

Ok, so in lesbian relations want does the top do and what does the bottom do? Then somebody commented that "It's more of a mental thing that projects to sex as well," which I still don't get. Perhaps it pertains to roles in the relationship.:confused:

saska77
Nov 7th, 2009, 02:42 PM
Ok, so in lesbian relations want does the top do and what does the bottom do? Then somebody commented that "It's more of a mental thing that projects to sex as well," which I still don't get. Perhaps it pertains to roles in the relationship.:confused:

As far as I know - you do not get top and bottom in lesbian relationships...Maybe it is meant as who has the leading role in the rekatonship.

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 7th, 2009, 02:58 PM
Ok, so in lesbian relations want does the top do and what does the bottom do? Then somebody commented that "It's more of a mental thing that projects to sex as well," which I still don't get. Perhaps it pertains to roles in the relationship.:confused:

Two bottoms don't make a top :lol:

Sometimes it's as simple as to who makes the 1st move, some women prefer a particular dynamic, sometimes it's boils down to who is feeling dom->sub, but essentially variety is key ;) have I answered your question? Not likely :)

sunset
Nov 7th, 2009, 03:43 PM
Not her type. :rolleyes:

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2008/07/camilla-sharapova/camilla-belle-maria-sharapova-02.jpg

Love this picture, thanks for sharing.

saska77
Nov 7th, 2009, 04:20 PM
Love this picture, thanks for sharing.

yeah - about that...the rumours have stopped altogether. The girls are not to be seen anywhere near each other. And if they are at the same event their pictures are taken separately. :bigcry::bigcry:

Make up now please! You never know Serena may join ya!

fufuqifuqishahah
Nov 7th, 2009, 04:35 PM
I could imagine maria being on bottom more so than Serena xD

Also Maria is more likely to just lay there xD

dreamgoddess099
Nov 7th, 2009, 04:37 PM
Two bottoms don't make a top :lol:

Sometimes it's as simple as to who makes the 1st move, some women prefer a particular dynamic, sometimes it's boils down to who is feeling dom->sub, but essentially variety is key ;) have I answered your question? Not likely :)

Kinda, so it's like an aggressive>passive or dom>sub type thing, only the roles are free to change based upon what each person feels like that day?? So basically it's just like your average straight couple behind closed doors?

Marilyn Monheaux
Nov 7th, 2009, 04:51 PM
I could imagine maria being on bottom more so than Serena xD

Also Maria is more likely to just lay there xD

Like a dead frog?:sad:

nat75
Nov 7th, 2009, 05:17 PM
Ouch. :tape:

saska77
Nov 7th, 2009, 06:35 PM
Plot is thickening: Maria seems to be having an affair with Gabi S behind Serena's back...
:scared:

nat75
Nov 7th, 2009, 10:36 PM
It looks like Serena is pissed. I think she found it out. :scared:

http://daddytips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/serena_pissed.jpg

nat75
Nov 7th, 2009, 10:37 PM
Yep. She's not handing it well. :tape:

http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/sport/gallery/2008/aug/13/olympics2008/GD8370670@Serena-Williams-of-th-3440.jpg

Marilyn Monheaux
Nov 7th, 2009, 11:29 PM
Maria certainly doesn't like Serena's attitude:scared:

http://i36.tinypic.com/2rfsehi.gif

:bolt:

cellophane
Nov 7th, 2009, 11:46 PM
I think he is gay. He's so not cute though. :tape:

Anyway, classic thread. Serena is the TT, for sure.

He is so gay.

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 8th, 2009, 12:35 AM
I could imagine maria being on bottom more so than Serena xD

Also Maria is more likely to just lay there xD

this really made me laugh. :lol: :lol:

Caralenko
Nov 8th, 2009, 12:48 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/2rfsehi.gif


Maria letting Serena know what she wants to do tonight :sobbing:

Vartan
Nov 8th, 2009, 12:48 AM
I could imagine maria being on bottom more so than Serena xD

Also Maria is more likely to just lay there xD

Unless Maria becomes the 5th slam, Serena would be the one just laying.

saska77
Nov 8th, 2009, 06:43 AM
Yep. She's not handing it well. :tape:

http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/sport/gallery/2008/aug/13/olympics2008/GD8370670@Serena-Williams-of-th-3440.jpg

she noticed Gabi in the stands, watching Maria play:
http://givemeanamepls.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gabriella-sabatini.jpg

nat75
Nov 8th, 2009, 10:41 AM
Maria letting Serena know what she wants to do tonight :sobbing:

:lol: :lol:

nat75
Nov 8th, 2009, 12:53 PM
she noticed Gabi in the stands, watching Maria play:
http://givemeanamepls.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gabriella-sabatini.jpg

Why is the Sabby so serious??

saska77
Nov 8th, 2009, 04:06 PM
Why is the Sabby so serious??

She is worried her relationship with Maria is a short term fling...Aparently Serena and Maria had a very public row, resulting in Serena smashing her racket (see posts above for more info) however later they have posed as a picture of unity for photographers :D

friendsita
Nov 8th, 2009, 04:59 PM
Someone's elbow was brushing someone's breast. :tape:

lol :eek:

friendsita
Nov 8th, 2009, 05:17 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/5kk6t5.jpg




http://3mb.us/images/813_YURI_1.gif (http://3mb.us/view-813_YURI_1.gif)

:lol::lol::lol:

friendsita
Nov 8th, 2009, 05:19 PM
someone needs to make a 'maria 4 serena' poster to hold in the stands the next time they meet on court...

omg! it would be great ;)

Vartan
Nov 9th, 2009, 04:56 AM
Maria letting Serena know what she wants to do tonight :sobbing:

:lol::lol::lol:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 9th, 2009, 05:29 AM
maria has no rythm. :sobbing:

hectopascal
Nov 9th, 2009, 07:04 AM
maria has no rythm. :sobbing:

Serena's will teach her some skills :angel:

Caralenko
Nov 9th, 2009, 07:07 AM
Serena's will teach her some skills :angel:

ACT V SCENE VI

SERENA turns down the lights and turns on Barry White.

MARIA: But Serena, you know I can't dance!

SERENA: Just follow my lead baby and go with the flow.

MARIA slow dances with SERENA

MARIA: You're really good at this.

SERENA: Let me show you what else I'm good at...

They leave the room and the lights dim.

END SCENE.

Nikkiri
Nov 9th, 2009, 07:09 AM
maria has no rythm. :sobbing:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2ivjq6f.gif

gc-spurs
Nov 9th, 2009, 07:10 AM
ACT V SCENE VI

SERENA turns down the lights and turns on Barry White.

MARIA: But Serena, you know I can't dance!

SERENA: Just follow my lead baby and go with the flow.

MARIA slow dances with SERENA

MARIA: You're really good at this.

SERENA: Let me show you what else I'm good at...

They leave the room and the lights dim.

END SCENE.

:lol::lol:
Ever consider writing the first 20secs of pornos?

pokey camp
Nov 9th, 2009, 07:23 AM
maria has no rythm. :sobbing:

Serena quite obviously disagrees. :lick:

saska77
Nov 9th, 2009, 07:41 AM
Barry White? :confused::confused:

I would have thought 'I will always love you' by Whitney would be the song of choice :kiss:

Caralenko
Nov 9th, 2009, 08:43 AM
A compilation of Juliette and Juliett Serena and Maria.

Act V Scene 1 (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16780672&postcount=117)
Act V Scene II (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16783616&postcount=147)
Act V Scene VI (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16793191&postcount=191)

Caralenko
Nov 9th, 2009, 09:46 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/igg8ro.png

http://i34.tinypic.com/2ypdqg3.png

I was tempted. But I'll stop now :ras:

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 9th, 2009, 09:57 AM
Holding hands?

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Pre+Wimbledon+Party+lZ-YWjV_9Jal.jpg

gc-spurs
Nov 9th, 2009, 10:04 AM
^^nice catch

saska77
Nov 9th, 2009, 11:29 AM
Holding hands?

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Pre+Wimbledon+Party+lZ-YWjV_9Jal.jpg

:lol::lol:stroking Maria's thigh? :tape:

BlameSerena
Nov 9th, 2009, 11:34 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/igg8ro.png

http://i34.tinypic.com/2ypdqg3.png

I was tempted. But I'll stop now :ras:

:lol:
Holding hands?

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Pre+Wimbledon+Party+lZ-YWjV_9Jal.jpg

Maria: Squeezing Serena's butt??

dreamgoddess099
Nov 9th, 2009, 04:31 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2ivjq6f.gif

And this proves what? She can do "the point to the Lord?"

http://i36.tinypic.com/igg8ro.png

http://i34.tinypic.com/2ypdqg3.png

I was tempted. But I'll stop now :ras:

We are officially in the twilight zone. I should have just left that picture where it was.

pka_liloo
Nov 9th, 2009, 04:34 PM
Holding hands?

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Pre+Wimbledon+Party+lZ-YWjV_9Jal.jpg
looks like Jelena wants in :lol:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 9th, 2009, 05:30 PM
OMG this thread, this thread.... :rolls: :hysteric:

dynamoRockstarr
Nov 9th, 2009, 05:39 PM
the most powerful tennis couple??!!! this is genius. lol.

dreamgoddess099
Nov 9th, 2009, 06:55 PM
:lol:


Maria: Squeezing Serena's butt??


They all have hidden hands. I suppose that means everybody is grabbing somebody's butt.

nat75
Nov 9th, 2009, 08:30 PM
This thread!! :haha: :haha:

saska77
Nov 9th, 2009, 08:44 PM
They all have hidden hands. I suppose that means everybody is grabbing somebody's butt.


wowsers - I never thought of that! At least now I know it is not just Maria and Serena...:worship:

nat75
Nov 9th, 2009, 09:21 PM
Why do I have this idea of the WTA being like a convent (or a prison)?? :p

BlameSerena
Nov 9th, 2009, 09:29 PM
They all have hidden hands. I suppose that means everybody is grabbing somebody's butt.
Well I see both of Vee's hands, so she's saying 'no, thanks' to all of this.

saska77
Nov 9th, 2009, 09:29 PM
Holding hands?

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Pre+Wimbledon+Party+lZ-YWjV_9Jal.jpg

OMG Ana is already showing signs of allergy :rolleyes:

BlameSerena
Nov 9th, 2009, 09:32 PM
And this proves what? She can do "the point to the Lord?"



We are officially in the twilight zone. I should have just left that picture where it was.
:lol: It's definitely your fault for letting that pic out of the vault. ;)

MaBaker
Nov 9th, 2009, 10:48 PM
Why do I have this idea of the WTA being like a convent (or a prison)?? :p
http://i34.tinypic.com/fcmiyr.jpg
?

Slammer7
Nov 9th, 2009, 10:59 PM
OMG Ana is already showing signs of allergy :rolleyes:

:spit: :lol: :worship:

BlameSerena
Nov 9th, 2009, 11:09 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/fcmiyr.jpg
?

:rolls:

This needs to be real TV program.

Linnie
Nov 10th, 2009, 12:50 AM
OMG I just discovered this thread :haha: :rolls: :sobbing:

Julian
Nov 10th, 2009, 03:05 AM
Why is it Maria asking Serena on a date and not the other way around?? Is Maria the more masculine of the two?

Caralenko
Nov 10th, 2009, 05:12 AM
Why is it Maria asking Serena on a date and not the other way around?? Is Maria the more masculine of the two?

Serena is in a "relationship" with Common to cover up her true love. She is waiting for Maria to let it slip.

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 10th, 2009, 06:58 AM
http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww356/jorjamae/FinalSerenaMaria.jpg

gc-spurs
Nov 10th, 2009, 08:19 AM
Why is it Maria asking Serena on a date and not the other way around?? Is Maria the more masculine of the two?

Yeah, this thread should start putting pressure on Serena since Maria won't take the shot

http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww356/jorjamae/FinalSerenaMaria.jpg

OP was so right about the sexual tension

Tennisation
Nov 10th, 2009, 08:27 AM
OMG Ana is already showing signs of allergy :rolleyes:No wonder her face looks swollen

Cakeisgood
Nov 10th, 2009, 08:34 AM
http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww356/jorjamae/FinalSerenaMaria.jpg

Ree is so stoked.

jacobruiz
Nov 10th, 2009, 01:44 PM
:eek:
http://i35.tinypic.com/118h8b6.jpg
:sad:
http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/506/CAMT115081300_800x600.jpg

BlameSerena
Nov 10th, 2009, 01:58 PM
^ :lol:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2007/01/25/CListWalt2.jpg

http://aslcdn.celebuzz.com/images/2008/01/serena_williams_011008_header.jpg

hectopascal
Nov 10th, 2009, 02:05 PM
WTF is Maria wearing!! The BBer better watch out cos Serena's gonna come after him. How dare he come between the lesbian sexual tension.

helio_c
Nov 10th, 2009, 02:17 PM
Maria likes to stare quite a bit... What would Serena think? :lol:

http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-03/4701Mash-Walk.gif

http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/3476/CEL2_34_.jpg

saska77
Nov 10th, 2009, 02:27 PM
http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww356/jorjamae/FinalSerenaMaria.jpg

:worship::worship:BRAND NEW DIMENSION

pka_liloo
Nov 10th, 2009, 03:16 PM
Maria likes to stare quite a bit... What would Serena think? :lol:

http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-03/4701Mash-Walk.gif

http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/3476/CEL2_34_.jpg
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k221/pka_liloo/alg_serena_argument.jpg
:angel:

saska77
Nov 10th, 2009, 03:28 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k221/pka_liloo/alg_serena_argument.jpg
:angel:

:lol:
How will Sasha play with a basketball down his throat?

You go Serena, do not let them anywhere near your blonde nubile treasure :fiery:

saska77
Nov 11th, 2009, 05:06 AM
http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/3/9/d/7/Serena_Williams_fresh_f005.jpg

Maria the Lakers game is over now. I am ready to go home now:kiss:

saska77
Nov 11th, 2009, 09:42 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42462000/jpg/_42462004_sha416.jpg

ooops Maria is now setting her eyes on Venus - Serena watch out, this is getting complicated. Rooms next to each other in Thailand - what will happen in Hong-Kong :p

miffedmax
Nov 11th, 2009, 10:42 PM
I don't know. I think from the body language Vee does not approve of Lil' Sis's choice and TOB's feelings are deeply hurt.

Or maybe they're just both in shock about losing to the ex-banged idiot in the same year.

nevetssllim
Nov 11th, 2009, 10:47 PM
OMG Ana is already showing signs of allergy :rolleyes:

:spit: :haha:

hankqq
Nov 11th, 2009, 11:04 PM
arriving separately at the miami players party

http://colunas.globoesporte.com/files/150/2009/03/blog_serena_sharapova.jpg


but sharing an autograph booth in charleston:

http://i544.photobucket.com/albums/hh358/FCC2009/Maria-Sharapova--Serena-Wi.jpg

Vartan
Nov 12th, 2009, 12:41 AM
http://www.ishkur.com/sports/tennis07-2.jpg

Caralenko
Nov 12th, 2009, 02:11 AM
<snip>

Serena looking up Maria's skirt? :unsure:


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_03/mariaPA_468x647.jpg


http://www.ishkur.com/sports/tennis07-2.jpg

Cakeisgood
Nov 12th, 2009, 03:13 AM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k221/pka_liloo/alg_serena_argument.jpg
:angel:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Cakeisgood
Nov 12th, 2009, 03:15 AM
Could this be the new Serena?

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 12th, 2009, 03:45 AM
Could this be the new Serena?

i was just thinking the same thing! OMG this thread is hilarious. :rolls:

Shi Feng
Nov 12th, 2009, 04:46 AM
http://www.ishkur.com/sports/tennis07-2.jpg

wow, I always regard this as Serena's best picture.:wavey:

saska77
Nov 12th, 2009, 05:17 AM
arriving separately at the miami players party

http://colunas.globoesporte.com/files/150/2009/03/blog_serena_sharapova.jpg


but sharing an autograph booth in charleston:

http://i544.photobucket.com/albums/hh358/FCC2009/Maria-Sharapova--Serena-Wi.jpg

AAAW how sweet, each one of them 'wears the trousers' n their relationship at some point. They should give out relationship advice:
MARENA'S BURO OF ETERNAL LOVE

~{X}~
Nov 12th, 2009, 06:01 AM
Serena!? :o

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/dawnd_01/WINTER%202008/Winter%20Part%20Two%202009/Late%20Summer%20Early%20Fall%202009/IMGP8544.jpg

dreamgoddess099
Nov 12th, 2009, 06:51 AM
Serena!? :o

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/dawnd_01/WINTER%202008/Winter%20Part%20Two%202009/Late%20Summer%20Early%20Fall%202009/IMGP8544.jpg

Is that you?

gc-spurs
Nov 12th, 2009, 08:51 AM
I don't know. I think from the body language Vee does not approve of Lil' Sis's choice and TOB's feelings are deeply hurt.

Or maybe they're just both in shock about losing to the ex-banged idiot in the same year.

Thats what they WANT you to think

saska77
Nov 12th, 2009, 09:28 AM
Thats what they WANT you to think

OMG you are right...big cover up!

well at least we do not have to start separate 'Maria dating Venus thread' it will all stay in the family :lol:

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 12th, 2009, 09:40 AM
Potential wedding outfits?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/themoment/posts/080626_tennis1a.jpg

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 12th, 2009, 09:43 AM
Competition?

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/startracks/040927/kdunst.jpg

Ziggy Starduck
Nov 12th, 2009, 09:44 AM
Serena!? :o

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/dawnd_01/WINTER%202008/Winter%20Part%20Two%202009/Late%20Summer%20Early%20Fall%202009/IMGP8544.jpg

Yah :bounce: Someone finally found Wally.

saska77
Nov 12th, 2009, 09:53 AM
Potential wedding outfits?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/themoment/posts/080626_tennis1a.jpg

:lol::spit::bowdown:

Brena
Nov 12th, 2009, 10:12 AM
http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/serena-williams.jpg

http://tennisinfoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tennis_blog_maria_sharapova_kremlin_cup.jpg