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s_j
Oct 31st, 2009, 09:02 AM
Mine would be called:

'Death by Pushing'

or

'Seve-rena: the Return of the Throat Choker'

Sammy Stones
Oct 31st, 2009, 11:04 AM
The WTA Wheelchair Massacre

Fired
Oct 31st, 2009, 11:47 AM
"Paranormal Injuries"

Caralenko
Oct 31st, 2009, 11:48 AM
A Push too far.

Slutiana
Oct 31st, 2009, 11:48 AM
'RIP' :lol:

duhcity
Oct 31st, 2009, 11:49 AM
Alize Cornet and the Sheer See-Through Top

Singleniacki
Oct 31st, 2009, 11:49 AM
Saw VII

s_j
Oct 31st, 2009, 11:55 AM
I Know What You Did Last US Open

Mina Vagante
Oct 31st, 2009, 12:00 PM
'Seve-rena: the Return of the Throat Choker'

This one isn't even funny ....

And 2009 hasnt even been that bad

Slutiana
Oct 31st, 2009, 12:06 PM
This one isn't even funny ....

And 2009 hasnt even been that bad

Serena was amazing at Wimbledon and the AO, but no, it's been awful. :help:

Julian.
Oct 31st, 2009, 12:09 PM
Final Destination 5: The Bloody Doha. (Available in 3D)

Mina Vagante
Oct 31st, 2009, 12:17 PM
Mine would be called:

'Death by Pushing'

or

'Seve-rena: the Return of the Throat Choker'

Serena was amazing at Wimbledon and the AO, but no, it's been awful. :help:

Serena winning two slams isn't awful to me :)

saska77
Oct 31st, 2009, 12:24 PM
Psycho - Collector's Boxset

s_j
Oct 31st, 2009, 12:24 PM
This one isn't even funny ....

And 2009 hasnt even been that bad

Why are you taking this so seriously? This is supposed to be light-hearted Halloween fun! ;)

Mina Vagante
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:10 PM
Why are you taking this so seriously? This is supposed to be light-hearted Halloween fun! ;)

Because halloween puts me in a pissy mood. But I'm going partying later so :bounce:

Joe.
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:18 PM
Williams '09: Attack Of The Tanking

Joe.
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:22 PM
I Know What You Did Last US Open

there could be one about agassi called 'i know what you did in 1977' :lol:

kman
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:27 PM
"Flaws"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4

Slutiana
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:28 PM
Serena winning two slams isn't awful to me :)
Well that's you. I'm a Serena fan too and I mean bar the two Slams that Serena won which were great, the whole season has ust been awful. Objectively it's certainly the worst year for the WTA since the mid 1990s.

sasha&tennis
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:32 PM
:apumpkin:BAD CALL:apumpkin:
Just when you thought it was safe to hit the line

Mina Vagante
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:42 PM
Well that's you. I'm a Serena fan too and I mean bar the two Slams that Serena won which were great, the whole season has ust been awful. Objectively it's certainly the worst year for the WTA since the mid 1990s.

2006 :sad:

sammy01
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:49 PM
scream - womens tennis version


cus right now as well as all the noise coming from the likes of vika, i sit there screaming in horror watching to.

miffedmax
Oct 31st, 2009, 02:49 PM
Attack of the 50 mm Women.

Mental midgets run amok. One of them used to have bangs.

gc-spurs
Oct 31st, 2009, 02:53 PM
Mine would be called:

'Death by Pushing'

or

'Seve-rena: the Return of the Throat Choker'

:lol:

The Seed of Sucky

!Gio!
Oct 31st, 2009, 04:06 PM
Crash!

Aaric
Oct 31st, 2009, 04:09 PM
I Know What You Did Last US Open

OMG :haha:
I buy it :yeah:

Dawson.
Oct 31st, 2009, 04:23 PM
"Dinara Safina"

:scared: Truely horrifying :scared:

This title would also work for a comedy film based on the WTA.

Patrick345
Oct 31st, 2009, 04:27 PM
"Going for the kill- The endless failure"

starring Victoria Azarenka, Vera Zvonareva and the WTA all-stars.

So Disrespectful
Oct 31st, 2009, 04:27 PM
:haha: SEVERENA!!!

DragonFlame
Oct 31st, 2009, 04:53 PM
Push me to hell.
Cirque du choke: the pusher's assistants.
The Wizard of Woz Woz.
DOWN. (pixar animation)
The Day after Doha.
I AM Pusher.
Rena the Ripper.
WALL-P (C. W. Documentary)
Rotten flowers.
GOAT(Genocide On Average Tenniswoman): The real roadmap.
GeT iT toOgeTher!!!!!!!!111111
push-legged freaks.
MM - Lord of the bangs

Slutiana
Oct 31st, 2009, 04:58 PM
2006 :sad:
2006 was bad, but at least there were promising youngsters - Ana, Tati, Nicole etc. Who actually had GAME. And now we have Wozniacki and Azarenka who find it hard to simply hit winners. :tape:

Dawn Marie
Oct 31st, 2009, 06:37 PM
Die serve die!

Safina,Attack of the buttaface.

Jane Lane
Oct 31st, 2009, 07:01 PM
Pushtastic Voyage.

Rix643
Oct 31st, 2009, 07:41 PM
Roadmap to Hell

AnomyBC
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:32 AM
Pushed to KILL

Starring Caroline Wozniacki as a rising star tennis player who goes over the edge and starts hunting down and brutally killing anyone who calls her a "pusher". Each victim tries to fight back, only to find that injuring her only makes her stronger :eek:

s_j
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:32 AM
Friday the 13th: (Camp) Crystal Meth Lake

Uranus
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:33 AM
Don't know, but the movie would be truly horrible.

AnomyBC
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:52 AM
The Naked Session

Staring Agnieszka Radwanska as a tennis player who will stop at nothing to be the next to get a Playboy photo shoot---even if it means killing all of the tour's most attractive players :eek: Sister Ula is in on the plan too, but will she be the next victim!?!

zvonarevarulz
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:01 AM
A Double Serving of Death

Volcana
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:03 AM
"WTA 2009: The Roadkill"

Tennisation
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:06 AM
Some of these title sounds more like a porno movie than a horror :tape:

zvonarevarulz
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:09 AM
Some of these title sounds more like a porno movie than a horror :tape:

:rolls:

Roookie
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:10 AM
The Last Grunt.

tennisfreak15150
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:22 AM
"The Godmother" starring Flavia Pennetta and Vera Zvonareva

Ciarán
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:31 AM
Tennis by Dinara.

Goai
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:32 AM
Kim Kong Returns (2009)

Followed by...

The Hand Returns (2010)

V-MAC
Nov 1st, 2009, 03:45 AM
The Golden Flowers' shower:scratch:

SAISAI-GOAT
Nov 1st, 2009, 03:50 AM
Curse of the Golden Flower :scared:

Pushnormal Activity :scared:

Paneru
Nov 1st, 2009, 04:01 AM
Kim Kong Returns (2009)

The Belgian Twilight Zone!

:hysteric::bolt:

beriadan
Nov 1st, 2009, 04:06 AM
Dinara's Coming to Dinner.

Denise4925
Nov 1st, 2009, 04:17 AM
Pushed to KILL

Starring Caroline Wozniacki as a rising star tennis player who goes over the edge and starts hunting down and brutally killing anyone who calls her a "pusher". Each victim tries to fight back, only to find that injuring her only makes her stronger :eek:

:lol:

Denise4925
Nov 1st, 2009, 04:19 AM
Hellraiser IX: Footfault Inferno

tonybotz
Nov 1st, 2009, 05:36 AM
"balls down your throat" ... wait, that sounds like an entirely different genre....

Mrs. Peel
Nov 1st, 2009, 05:58 AM
Maybe Sci-Fi?

The Aneres Syndrome: Attack of the Foot Faults

Mrs. Peel
Nov 1st, 2009, 06:02 AM
The Three Faces of Vika Azarenka

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 1st, 2009, 06:40 AM
"balls down your throat" ... wait, that sounds like an entirely different genre....

this REALLY made me laugh. :lol: brilliant.

Fantasy Hero
Nov 1st, 2009, 08:23 AM
I Know What You Did Last US Open

Final Destination 5: The Bloody Doha. (Available in 3D)

:apumpkin:BAD CALL:apumpkin:
Just when you thought it was safe to hit the line

Push me to hell.
Cirque du choke: the pusher's assistants.
The Wizard of Woz Woz.
DOWN. (pixar animation)
The Day after Doha.
I AM Pusher.
Rena the Ripper.
WALL-P (C. W. Documentary)
Rotten flowers.
GOAT(Genocide On Average Tenniswoman): The real roadmap.
GeT iT toOgeTher!!!!!!!!111111
push-legged freaks.
MM - Lord of the bangs

those ones where amazing :sobbing: :haha: :rolls:

Fantasy Hero
Nov 1st, 2009, 08:27 AM
Six shots to damnation
starring Vera Zvonareva and Flavia Pennetta, based on a true story




:rolls:

fouc
Nov 1st, 2009, 08:42 AM
Caroline

flyingmachine
Nov 1st, 2009, 08:55 AM
The New York Chainsword Massacre
Starring Serena Williams, Kim Clijsters, John McEnroe and that Asian line judge

Fantasy Hero
Nov 1st, 2009, 09:06 AM
Murders on a tennis court:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/ef/fullj.6135470d0be45f9636dc6c7a7d84f705/6135470d0be45f9636dc6c7a7d84f705-getty-topshots-tennis-wta-qat-wozniacki.jpg
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4075/110skg.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/01/14/jankovic_narrowweb__300x410,0.jpg
http://www2.tennisserver.com/images/photofeed/2009/family-circle-cup/090416/razzano-zvonareva/FamilyCircleCup2009-20090416-0212.jpg

who'll be the next one? :devil:

s_j
Nov 1st, 2009, 09:09 AM
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/news/090522_p20_sharapova.jpg

franklinbouvier
Nov 1st, 2009, 09:11 AM
Drag Me To Doha

s_j
Nov 1st, 2009, 09:13 AM
The Grudge: Sabine v Caroline

bad_angel_109
Nov 1st, 2009, 09:22 AM
'RIP' :lol::lol:


um. "Injuries and Alternatives (in Doha): Without The Arrogance". lol i dunno :p

gc-spurs
Nov 1st, 2009, 11:39 AM
House of Woz
Marion's Body

s_j
Nov 1st, 2009, 11:52 AM
Carrie-line

Ace/Off

Nightmare on Serve Street

Vyacheslavovna
Nov 1st, 2009, 10:06 PM
Return of the Mummy

Vyacheslavovna
Nov 1st, 2009, 10:47 PM
Fat People

Fantasy Hero
Nov 1st, 2009, 10:53 PM
the broken racket
with Vika Azarenka as top star :lol:
http://www.gototennisblog.com/wp-content/gallery/us-open-2009-day-5/azarenka-2009-us-open-day5-4.jpg

beriadan
Nov 2nd, 2009, 12:01 AM
You Don't Know Me: Serena Edition.

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 2nd, 2009, 12:19 AM
Murders on a tennis court:

who'll be the next one? :devil:

:lol:

Orbis
Nov 2nd, 2009, 01:19 AM
"The Descent"

Oh wait...

Vyacheslavovna
Nov 2nd, 2009, 03:02 PM
The Birds

Vyacheslavovna
Nov 2nd, 2009, 03:05 PM
Time-out of the Zombie Ballbashers

As devoted method actors, the stars of the movie have spent the year researching their roles

Vanity Bonfire
Nov 2nd, 2009, 03:17 PM
Sorority Row 2: The WTA Bitches get nasty.

s_j
Nov 2nd, 2009, 03:21 PM
http://imgusr.celebscentral.net/images/users/11776/200539/maria-sharapova-wimbledon2004-up0945-jpg.jpg

Allez 2009: Up Your Fucking Ass

Mightymirza
Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:27 PM
Kim kong returns :lol:

ivanban
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:05 PM
Bangsless

Story about a tennis-fan who led normal life until his idol decided to change her hairstyle which escalated into terror of epic proportions

backslapu
Nov 2nd, 2009, 11:25 PM
Diary of A Mad Black Woman 2

Plot:
Serena is on a mission and will stop at no cost....