Gonzo Hates Me!
Sep 21st, 2002, 11:45 PM
I am very lonely. I was just thinking there is nobody out there that truly is the perfect guy for me. I was just thinking about what my ideal man would be:
-preferrably from South America (I know that sounds shady)
-Speaks ATLEAST 3 languages, preferrably English, Spanish and something else
-can dance salsa, marengue, samba, bachata and regular dancing for clubs and whatnot to hip hop and pop music
-he's intelligent, but not overly intelligent... come on, he must have to put up with me, that's why--I ain't in the least bit too keen on intelligency!
-well travelled
-accent can't be TOO strong
-good or decent teeth
-better hair than me
A MUST: know his stuff when it comes to tennis AND international futbol!!
-would be nice if he could play futbol OR tennis... both would be even better, lol
-he has to like all music, and not be so into one genre of music that he is ignorant about all other artists
-he shouldn't analyze the world too much and can't always be looking for the fucking deeper meaning of everything, lol
-he can't be too funny or loud or ostentatious
-preferrably from South America (I know that sounds shady)
-Speaks ATLEAST 3 languages, preferrably English, Spanish and something else
-can dance salsa, marengue, samba, bachata and regular dancing for clubs and whatnot to hip hop and pop music
-he's intelligent, but not overly intelligent... come on, he must have to put up with me, that's why--I ain't in the least bit too keen on intelligency!
-well travelled
-accent can't be TOO strong
-good or decent teeth
-better hair than me
A MUST: know his stuff when it comes to tennis AND international futbol!!
-would be nice if he could play futbol OR tennis... both would be even better, lol
-he has to like all music, and not be so into one genre of music that he is ignorant about all other artists
-he shouldn't analyze the world too much and can't always be looking for the fucking deeper meaning of everything, lol
-he can't be too funny or loud or ostentatious