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Sep 17th, 2002, 03:41 PM
Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!

Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.

Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good.

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.

M&Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

Abbey National Condoms - Because life's complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The Real Thing.

Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going...

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger

Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - ;)

Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

BT condoms - Stay in touch!

Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile!

Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

Pringles Condoms - Once you pop you can't stop.

National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!

Energizer condoms - It keeps going and going and going...

The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone

Bounty condoms - A taste of paradise.

Pedigree chum condoms - Top breeders recommend it.

Nokia condoms - Connecting people.

One-2-One condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1

Vodafone condoms - How are you?

Windows condoms - Plug and Play!

tia clara
Sep 17th, 2002, 03:44 PM

Maxwell House condoms - Good to the last drop!

AllState condoms - You're in good hands with AllState!

Sep 17th, 2002, 03:45 PM

Bell Canada Condoms- Reach Out And Touch Someone

Sep 17th, 2002, 03:45 PM

Nice ones Romy ;)

what made you think of this or did someone send it you ;)

Sep 17th, 2002, 03:47 PM
i was looking for sainsbury's online shopping ... ;)

Sep 17th, 2002, 03:49 PM
VBN- Briiliant and Beautiful

Sep 17th, 2002, 04:21 PM
lmao :)

Sep 17th, 2002, 04:24 PM
FED-EX Condoms! - when you absolutley, positivley need it overnite!