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alwayshingis
May 28th, 2009, 04:47 PM
That creepy Longines commercial on the Tennis Channel where Andre and Steffi make all those miserable children draw pictures of them?

serenus_2k8
May 28th, 2009, 04:52 PM
:lol: Its on ES too, its really weird.

This is weirder though:

http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/photos/2009-05-28/200905281243504887090.html?glryid=2009-05-28/20090528

I think Dinara wants to eat the delicious dirt?

friendsita
May 28th, 2009, 04:57 PM
lol

killercars
May 28th, 2009, 05:37 PM
Yes! They are definitely creepy. Why is the Tennis Channel keep showing the same commercials? Don't they have any other advertisers? However, I will say that I never get tired of the Lactoste commercial with Roddick and the hot models.

joćo.
May 28th, 2009, 05:39 PM
:lol: They always show it on Eurosport's commercial breaks here too.

drake3781
May 28th, 2009, 05:50 PM
:sobbing:

MrSerenaWilliams
May 28th, 2009, 05:50 PM
it's SOOOOOOOO creepy :haha:

Ferg
May 28th, 2009, 05:51 PM
This is weirder though:

http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/photos/2009-05-28/200905281243504887090.html?glryid=2009-05-28/20090528

I think Dinara wants to eat the delicious dirt?


She looks like Gollum in that pic. "My preciousss..."

faboozadoo15
May 28th, 2009, 05:59 PM
:haha:

LDVTennis
May 28th, 2009, 06:31 PM
That creepy Longines commercial on the Tennis Channel where Andre and Steffi make all those miserable children draw pictures of them?

Perhaps, you'd prefer a Longines commercial in which they showed Hingis teaching the same miserable children how to snort cocaine. The new slogan might be "Elegance is all in how you snort." --- :lol:

Sally Todd
May 28th, 2009, 06:42 PM
:lol: I needed a good laugh right about now.

Those Longines ads: :help:

Some of the kids in those ads look like they not-so-secretly hate Andre or the director.

But remember the halcyon days of Tennis Channel ads, where every ad was either a creepy self-satisfied couple from eharmony.com or that lady in the wig saying "Working from home changed my life"?

pav
May 28th, 2009, 07:48 PM
That sails pretty close to mistreatment of innocent children, makimg them draw horrific pictures:(

alwayshingis
May 28th, 2009, 08:04 PM
But remember the halcyon days of Tennis Channel ads, where every ad was either a creepy self-satisfied couple from eharmony.com or that lady in the wig saying "Working from home changed my life"?

:lol: Yes!

iGOAT
May 28th, 2009, 08:07 PM
:lol: I needed a good laugh right about now.

Those Longines ads: :help:

Some of the kids in those ads look like they not-so-secretly hate Andre or the director.

But remember the halcyon days of Tennis Channel ads, where every ad was either a creepy self-satisfied couple from eharmony.com or that lady in the wig saying "Working from home changed my life"?
Oh I remember when they showed they footcare product of people scraping dead skin off their foot into a plastic thing then emptying it into the trash. And it showed all these nasty warty feet as the "before" pictures.

Natash.
May 28th, 2009, 08:36 PM
:lol: I needed a good laugh right about now.

Those Longines ads: :help:

Some of the kids in those ads look like they not-so-secretly hate Andre or the director.

But remember the halcyon days of Tennis Channel ads, where every ad was either a creepy self-satisfied couple from eharmony.com or that lady in the wig saying "Working from home changed my life"?


Yes :help: x100000

TheFifthAvocado
May 28th, 2009, 08:44 PM
I've been hearing it since 2007 and it's 2009 now and I'm still trying to figure out what the first little girl is saying. :sobbing:

Sally Todd
May 28th, 2009, 08:46 PM
I've been hearing it since 2007 and it's 2009 now and I'm still trying to figure out what the first little girl is saying. :sobbing:

Whatever it is, rest assured that she has a gun to her back.

TheFifthAvocado
May 28th, 2009, 08:47 PM
Okay now I'm disturbed. :hysteric:

Helen Lawson
May 28th, 2009, 08:49 PM
Whatever it is, rest assured that she has a gun to her back.

Sally, has your grandson turned into a lesbian yet, and is your daughter still living in that cesspool in Santa Monica with Gloria Savage's daughter?

dybbuk
May 28th, 2009, 08:54 PM
Yes! They are definitely creepy. Why is the Tennis Channel keep showing the same commercials? Don't they have any other advertisers? However, I will say that I never get tired of the Lactoste commercial with Roddick and the hot models.

I hate that commercial. It's so random. What the hell do models on a catwalk have to do with Roddick pushing? :confused:

partbrit
May 29th, 2009, 02:08 AM
I don't care for any of the Longines commercials, and I especially don't like the Roddick with models commercial.

Daniela-Is-Mine
May 29th, 2009, 04:03 AM
I learned respect... I learned responcibility.... I learned that drawing pictures of these strange adults is fun

Slammer7
May 29th, 2009, 04:04 AM
I learned respect... I learned responcibility.... I learned that drawing pictures of these strange adults is fun

:haha::lol: :yeah:

WowWow
May 29th, 2009, 04:21 AM
I learned respect... I learned responcibility.... I learned that drawing pictures of these strange adults is fun

:haha:

The worst one was the scraping heels comercial :tape:

OrdinaryfoolisNJ
May 29th, 2009, 05:05 AM
I think it's sweet. Cute animation. Except, the voice over, "Time to give a little bit of your time..." (Stef) "...to others" (Andre) -- the sound doesn't seem balanced.

~Eclipsed~
May 29th, 2009, 05:10 AM
:haha: no, but I find it amusing that some of you guys do. Random.

supergrunt
May 29th, 2009, 05:17 AM
that commercial gives me headaches :explode:

pesto
Aug 29th, 2011, 06:20 PM
Arrggghh. Another Grand Slam, another return of the creepy Longines adverts.

Must. Keep. Fist. Away. From. TV. Screen.

Disappointingly, this thread is only sixth in a google search for Longines steffi creepy

Mary Cherry.
Aug 29th, 2011, 06:24 PM
:hysteric:

vixter
Aug 29th, 2011, 06:30 PM
But are the children in the commercial really drawing pictures of Steffi and Andre? I thought they were drawing what they wanted to be themselves when they grew up or something...

I also think it's an annoying commercial.

Shvedbarilescu
Aug 29th, 2011, 06:32 PM
Arrggghh. Another Grand Slam, another return of the creepy Longines adverts.

Must. Keep. Fist. Away. From. TV. Screen.

Disappointingly, this thread is only sixth in a google search for Longines steffi creepy

It's moved up to 4th :rocker:

vixter
Aug 29th, 2011, 06:34 PM
It's moved up to 4th :rocker:

2nd:drive:

tennisbum79
Aug 29th, 2011, 06:39 PM
That creepy Longines commercial on the Tennis Channel where Andre and Steffi make all those miserable children draw pictures of them?
:lol:Andre know there skeptic about his place in tennis history after his disclosed in his book that he took drugs.

So it make sense he is look for fresh minds to endoctrinate to secure his place his place in tennis for next generation:lol::lol:

John.
Aug 29th, 2011, 06:40 PM
It's now 1st

pesto
Aug 29th, 2011, 06:42 PM
Hah! Feel the POWER.

BartoLiNa
Aug 29th, 2011, 07:03 PM
Anything featuring Tranny Graf and her drug addict husband is creepy.

vozas
Aug 29th, 2011, 07:23 PM
http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k615/iwantthefame/blackladylaughing.gif

What about the one with "For all the tennis moms...". So random it always cracks me up. The woman looks like she's on lithium