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Cam'ron Giles
Apr 14th, 2009, 04:53 PM
...you would have thought one of them would have seen it...:rolleyes:

Света_мой_№1
Apr 14th, 2009, 05:02 PM
it is blond and it is smart........




a golden retriever

miffedmax
Apr 14th, 2009, 07:12 PM
HEY! Enough blonde jokes.

After all, some of us root for one.

Avid Merrion
Apr 14th, 2009, 07:19 PM
the 1980's called, they want their joke back....

TheFifthAvocado
Apr 14th, 2009, 07:34 PM
You would have thought your mother would have seen it :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, I was trying to think of something funny and I panicked.

young_gunner913
Apr 14th, 2009, 07:49 PM
You would have thought your mother would have seen it :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, I was trying to think of something funny and I panicked.

fail.

Joan Rivers
Apr 14th, 2009, 09:00 PM
...you would have thought one of them would have seen it...:rolleyes:Bo Derek and Suzanne Somers, right kid? True story. Happened at the 1979 Emmys. Bo thought it was modern art and walked right into it. Then she bought it.

Wigglytuff
Apr 14th, 2009, 09:13 PM
it is blond and it is smart........




a golden retriever

those are the only smart blondes i know. :lol: :help: :lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 14th, 2009, 10:41 PM
the 1980's called, they want their joke back....

The 1940'a called...they want you to act your age...:p

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 14th, 2009, 10:42 PM
Bo Derek and Suzanne Somers, right kid? True story. Happened at the 1979 Emmys. Bo thought it was modern art and walked right into it. Then she bought it.
:lol::lol:

Barrie_Dude
Apr 15th, 2009, 02:50 PM
What Kind of Tracks Are They?

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.


:haha: :haha:

Barrie_Dude
Apr 15th, 2009, 02:53 PM
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Buy her another beer.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: How does a blond spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O

Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.