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dementieva's fan
Apr 12th, 2009, 08:05 AM
Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge made with a budget of $10 million! The production values are awesome for a porno. The special effects sequences are not too bad either. Anyone else seen this porno. Here's the trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6iZBi3Qneg

Solitaire
Apr 12th, 2009, 08:22 AM
meh, cut all the bullshit and get to the sex.

Adal
Apr 12th, 2009, 08:30 AM
Lol

Frode
Apr 12th, 2009, 10:01 AM
I didn't know they had breast implants back in those swashbuckling days.........

Harvs
Apr 12th, 2009, 10:11 AM
pirates 1 was amazing haha, incredible.

this one made me feel sick, lesbian anal-eating scenes do nothing for me lol

raffles
Apr 12th, 2009, 10:15 AM
...;15403192']pirates 1 was amazing haha, incredible.

this one made me feel sick, lesbian anal-eating scenes do nothing for me lol

:eek: Well at least there was no lesbian fake dildo licking. Really that's the height of pointlessness.

Some of the "acting" in the promo was dire though and there wasn't a whole lot of sex. What is the point in that.

skanky~skanketta
Apr 12th, 2009, 04:05 PM
omg, that actually looks pretty good!

Barrie_Dude
Apr 12th, 2009, 05:33 PM
Porn on Easter? This is too much, even by my standards!

miffedmax
Apr 12th, 2009, 10:30 PM
Let's get to the important parts. Do any of the chicks have decent bangs?

CrossCourt~Rally
Apr 12th, 2009, 10:36 PM
Porn on Easter? This is too much, even by my standards!



:haha:

young_gunner913
Apr 12th, 2009, 10:37 PM
Let's get to the important parts. Do any of the chicks have decent bangs?

Dunno if the chicks have bangs but I'm sure there will be lots of 'banging' going on, if that helps any. :shrug:

Keadz
Apr 13th, 2009, 01:09 AM
Not sure if fetish or dressing up/role playing porno (to this extent) is my thing. But $10 million!!!! I wonder how much the actors got payed?

Marshmallow
Apr 13th, 2009, 01:20 AM
Let's get to the important parts. Do any of the chicks have decent bangs?

What are 'bangs'? I see you say that a lot, but don't know what you mean. I always thought bangs were earrings or bangles... but I doubt you'd be asking if the women were wearing decent earrings in a pornographic movie. :unsure:

young_gunner913
Apr 13th, 2009, 01:30 AM
What are 'bangs'? I see you say that a lot, but don't know what you mean. I always thought bangs were earrings or bangles... but I doubt you'd be asking if the women were wearing decent earrings in a pornographic movie. :unsure:

bangs are the strands of hair that covers your forehead. here is an example of dream bangs for max:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b241/FlamingoSpice/bangs.jpg

miffedmax
Apr 13th, 2009, 03:07 AM
What are 'bangs'? I see you say that a lot, but don't know what you mean. I always thought bangs were earrings or bangles... but I doubt you'd be asking if the women were wearing decent earrings in a pornographic movie. :unsure:

You Brits (I believe you've said you were originally from London somewhere) call them a fringe.

And yes, young_gunner has posted the best set of bangs ever as an example!

Brett.
Apr 13th, 2009, 03:55 AM
Why didn't they hire me? they would have saved my life for earning lots of money :sad:

madlove
Apr 13th, 2009, 05:59 AM
lol. is the special effects really necessary?

pepaw
Apr 13th, 2009, 07:58 AM
so lame

GeeTee
Apr 13th, 2009, 08:12 AM
I guess a pirate patch over your eye might help if ur gettin a face-full of jizz.. :rain:

BigB08822
Apr 13th, 2009, 03:36 PM
Why do they show the names of every woman in the movie but clearly that man is a lead role and he doesn't even get mentioned? I know I'm gay but I didn't see one attractive guy. I thought studies show that straight men prefer to watch porn with attractive guys with nice...packages...

sammy01
Apr 13th, 2009, 03:45 PM
meh, cut all the bullshit and get to the sex.

im with you porn is for the sex, movies are for the entertainment. i'd rather 2 minutes of some stupid plot leading to some ass splitting sex than some elborate plot that keeps me waiting to whack one out.

Dodoboy.
Apr 13th, 2009, 04:27 PM
Oh Sam http://www.bwboard.net/Smileys/smil/blush.gif

sammy01
Apr 13th, 2009, 07:57 PM
Oh Sam http://www.bwboard.net/Smileys/smil/blush.gif

hey im honest, i watch pornos to get off, the longer i have to wait for a 2 guys to spit roast another, the longer its gonna take me to to cum.

p.s i hate beyonce even more since she killed you oughta know, she wouldn't even say fuck the word is the meaning of the song :fiery::sad:

young_gunner913
Apr 13th, 2009, 08:41 PM
Why do they show the names of every woman in the movie but clearly that man is a lead role and he doesn't even get mentioned? I know I'm gay but I didn't see one attractive guy. I thought studies show that straight men prefer to watch porn with attractive guys with nice...packages...

thats still gay guys. ;)