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ZeroSOFInfinity
Mar 24th, 2009, 09:26 AM
CHEEKY student Rory McInnes did some DIY at the family home — painting a 60ft WILLY on the roof.

Parents Andy and Clare were delighted when builders finished a new flat roof on their £1million house.

But Rory, 18, had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures — and decided to make the property stand out.

He grabbed a tin of white paint and climbed up to the roof, where he spent half an hour reproducing the best-known feature of the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset.

For the next 12 months only Rory knew about the giant manhood on the roof near Hungerford, Berks.

But his secret was blown when a helicopter pilot spotted it, and hovered so his passenger could take photos.

Company director Andy, 54, thought it was a wind-up when The Sun contacted him about the painting.

He said: “It’s an April Fool’s joke, right? There’s no way there’s a 60ft phallus on top of my house.”

Andy then spoke to all four of his kids demanding answers.

When he phoned Rory — in Brazil as part of his gap year travels — the lad burst out laughing, saying: “Oh, you’ve found it then!”

The Cerne Abbas Giant is regarded as a massive fertility symbol, and couples often have sex on his appendage in the hope of conceiving.

Rory’s mum Clare, 49, said: “We don’t want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying.”

Andy added: “We don’t want to lie in bed at night and hear couples at it above us.

“When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off.”

:haha: :haha: :haha:(See the willy picture here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece)

Dandy_Warhol
Mar 24th, 2009, 09:37 AM
WIN

:haha::haha:

Nacho
Mar 24th, 2009, 10:23 AM
omg :lol:

ElusiveChanteuse
Mar 24th, 2009, 10:42 AM
:haha: :worship:

Just Do It
Mar 24th, 2009, 12:17 PM
nice house.

Ellery
Mar 24th, 2009, 12:18 PM
:weirdo:

Fired
Mar 24th, 2009, 03:23 PM
:lol::lol:

Barrie_Dude
Mar 24th, 2009, 03:26 PM
:scared: 60 Footer? :scared:

Ciarán
Mar 24th, 2009, 05:53 PM
:unsure::weirdo:

young_gunner913
Mar 24th, 2009, 06:36 PM
christian will be excited about this. :haha::sobbing:

Willam
Mar 24th, 2009, 06:37 PM
:worship: Rory.

Direwolf
Mar 24th, 2009, 06:52 PM
small balls
for a guy with
big guts

Slutiana
Mar 24th, 2009, 06:55 PM
:haha: :spit:

mirzalover
Mar 24th, 2009, 08:26 PM
The mom's quote is too funny.

LindsayRulz
Mar 24th, 2009, 09:08 PM
:tape:

Sean.
Mar 24th, 2009, 09:42 PM
:haha: Legend! :worship:

Scotso
Mar 24th, 2009, 09:48 PM
I feel sorry for him. I mean, if that's what he thinks the male anatomy should look like, he obviously has a minuscule sack. :p

Monica_Rules
Mar 25th, 2009, 11:41 AM
Lmao!

Marshmallow
Mar 25th, 2009, 01:59 PM
:silly:

Marshmallow
Mar 25th, 2009, 02:01 PM
I feel sorry for him. I mean, if that's what he thinks the male anatomy should look like, he obviously has a minuscule sack. :p

Maybe I misread it but where does it say that's what he thinks male anatomy should look like? :unsure:

AleOrtu
Mar 25th, 2009, 04:38 PM
The question is how often does Google update their satellite photos in the map?
Will people be able to find the "symbol" over the house before they re-paint the roof?

Barrie_Dude
Mar 25th, 2009, 04:44 PM
The question is how often does Google update their satellite photos in the map?
Will people be able to find the "symbol" over the house before they re-paint the roof?
Pervert! :lol:

Scotso
Mar 27th, 2009, 12:03 AM
Maybe I misread it but where does it say that's what he thinks male anatomy should look like? :unsure:

Because when you go draw a picture of something, you generally draw it as you see it, no? Especially if you want people to recognize it on Google Earth.

The picture is so terrible I don't think "penis" is the first thing that would come to mind when I saw it.

TennisViewer531
Mar 27th, 2009, 02:47 AM
Hahaha! This is funny! :) although a bit expensive when it comes to cleaning it off...

Keadz
Mar 27th, 2009, 05:54 AM
Funny, reminds me of the last scene in Summer Heights High. Maybe this kids prank isn't original after all, was SHH shown in the U.K?
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bad_angel_109
Mar 27th, 2009, 12:34 PM
wtf? 60 ft? :haha: