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GeeTee
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:50 AM
Inspired by the "Books tennis players shouldn't write" thread

This Week's Top 10.... ;)

Don't Cry Out Loud (Vera Zvonareva)
I Still Call Australia Home (Jelena Dokic)
Man, I Feel Like a Woman (WTA All Stars featuring Amelie)
Love Dont Live Here Anymore (Lisa Raymond and Rennae Stubbs)
The Sounds of Silence (Maria Sharapova)
That's What Friends Are For (Justine Henin and Kim Clijsters)
So Beautiful (Tatiana Poutchek)
Rehab (Martina Hingis)
Simply the Best (Anna Kournikova)
Hips Don't Lie (Serena Williams)

Optima
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:55 AM
Brie Whitehead - Bleeding Love

CJ07
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:55 AM
I could see Dementieva singing Oops I Did It Again after her 10th double fault

mariahdg
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:09 AM
Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benetar

:haha::haha:

iGOAT
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:16 AM
Brie Whitehead - Bleeding Love
I don't get that one :confused:

How about Better In Time for her (hopes it works :lol:)

njnetswill
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:24 AM
Supermassive Black Hole - Serena

:tape: I feel mean posting that.

Serena :hug:

SOA_MC
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:38 AM
Ana Ivanovic - I'm so excited (Pointer Sisters)
Anna Kournikova - The winner takes it all (ABBA)

Mikey.
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:43 AM
Supermassive Black Hole - Serena

:tape: I feel mean posting that.

Serena :hug:

:spit::spit::spit:

Optima
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:51 AM
I don't get that one :confused:

How about Better In Time for her (hopes it works :lol:)

Maybe I just have a weird/sucky sense of humor :lol:

Cakeisgood
Jan 3rd, 2009, 07:34 AM
"Don't Stop Believin" by Journey- Brie Whitehead
"Single Ladies" by Beyonce- Nicole Vaidisova
"I Feel Pretty"- Svetlana Kuznetsova (ft. Kanepi)

ooooh that last one was mean haha

tennisbear7
Jan 3rd, 2009, 07:52 AM
"Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie - Vera Zvonareva

kwilliams
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:00 AM
The Drugs Don't Work (they just make you worse) by The Verve - Martina Hingis

louisa.
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:29 AM
You Give Love A Bad Name (Bon Jovi) - Radek
Can You Feel The Love Tonight (Elton John) - Justine/Kim or Ana/Dani
:shrug: :lol:

mboyle
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:45 AM
Inspired by the "Books tennis players shouldn't write" thread

This Week's Top 10.... ;)

Don't Cry Out Loud (Vera Zvonareva)
I Still Call Australia Home (Jelena Dokic)
Man, I Feel Like a Woman (WTA All Stars featuring Amelie)
Love Dont Live Here Anymore (Lisa Raymond and Rennae Stubbs)
The Sounds of Silence (Maria Sharapova)
That's What Friends Are For (Justine Henin and Kim Clijsters)
So Beautiful (Tatiana Poutchek)
Rehab (Martina Hingis)
Simply the Best (Anna Kournikova)
Hips Don't Lie (Serena Williams)

Haha!

How about

I Wanna Dance Naked (John Mellencamp)--Marion Bartoli
Silent All These Years (Tori Amos)--Maria Sharapova
No One Mourns the Wicked (from the musical)--Justine Henin

mboyle
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:46 AM
other possibilities:

Boyfriend (Ashlee Simpson)--Nicole Vaidisova to Martina Hingis
Beautiful (Christina Aguilera)--Svetlana Kuznetsova
Don't Forget To Remember Me (Carrie Underwood)--Kim Clijsters
While We're Young and Beautiful (Carrie Underwood)--Martina Navratilova featuring Billie Jean King
We Are the Champions--Jelena Jankovic
I Kissed a Girl--Anastasia Myskina
Glamorous (Fergie)--Dinara Safina
SexyBack--Nadia Petrova
Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee--Tracy Austin
Not Just a Pretty Face (Shania Twain)--Anna Kournikova
Love Story--Justine Henin to Pierre Yves

Il Primo!
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:46 AM
Tatiana Golovin: "Baby's got back"

G1Player2
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:47 AM
Tatiana Golovin: "Baby's got back"

:lol:

Slutati
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:45 PM
Tatiana Golovin: "Baby's got back"
:spit::haha:

Demska
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:49 PM
Beautiful Liar - Christine Dhenin

Dodoboy.
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:51 PM
"Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie - Vera Zvonareva

:haha:!!
Tatiana Golovin: "Baby's got back"

:worship::worship:

Justine Henin - Hands in the air wave em like you just don't care

Nicole V - Ego by Beyonce :rolls:

I Kissed a Girl--Anastasia Myskina
:lol::lol:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:52 PM
'Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me'- JJ

frenchie
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:54 PM
"Put your hands up in the air" Henin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0DukONKOag

cailllou
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:54 PM
'Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me'- JJ

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO THESE ARE SOOOOOOOO EFFING HILARIOUS! AHAHAHAHA great sense of humour from all of you...unfortuantly im not creative like that, im just good at witty comments

cailllou
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:55 PM
"Put your hands up in the air" Henin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0DukONKOag

:lol::lol::lol::lol::worship::worship:

vma
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:57 PM
WHEN I GROW UP - Larcher de Brito (I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies!)
POKER FACE - Radwańska (can't read my, can't read my, no, he can't read my poker face)
PATIENCE - Golovin and Pierce (just have a little patience...)

Ksenia.
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:59 PM
"Enjoy the Silence" - Williams Sisters featuring Sharapova (Azarenka and de Brito as backing vocals) :hearts:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:59 PM
'Smokin aces' - Dementieva

~Cherry*Blossom~
Jan 3rd, 2009, 04:28 PM
Juju or Pierre Yves - I'm Coming Out

The Dawntreader
Jan 3rd, 2009, 04:36 PM
Katerina Bohmova- Raised on Robbery :haha:

SvetaKuzzy
Jan 3rd, 2009, 04:52 PM
Does it have to be players...?
Great Big White World (Manson) - Richard Williams
^^ works for Hingis too!

Maria (Blondie) - Anastasia Myskina

California Dreamin (Mamas & papas) - Williams sisters

Shiny Happy People (REM) - Monica Niculescu

Love Is All Around (Wet Wet Wet) - Maria Sharapova, dedicated to the people of Israel

Wake Me Up When September Ends (Green Day) - Ana Ivanovic

She's My Man (Scissor Sisters) -



OK bad rep me in advance...call me what you like coz I am cringing and thinking to myself that I am evil for this one...



[I]
The First Cut Is The Deepest - Monica Seles

RND
Jan 3rd, 2009, 04:56 PM
"If I Were A Boy" - Erakuradova.

matthias
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:00 PM
"Put your hands up in the air" Henin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0DukONKOag

:devil::devil::devil::worship::worship::worship: :tape::tape::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Marilyn Monheaux
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:06 PM
Does it have to be players...?

Wake Me Up When September Ends (Green Day) - Ana Ivanovic

Too good:rolls:
...

:sad:

markdelaney
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:15 PM
Akgul Amanmuradova - dude (looks like a lady)
Maria Sharapova - Scream
Tatiana Golovin - You're in a bad way
Jelena Dokic and Mary Pierce - Oh father

Yello had a hit record called "Tied up". Now I didn't want to upset any of Anna's fans so I didn't put it !

IceHock
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:16 PM
Serena Williams- how do i live without you by leanne rimes with a montage of justine henin in the background

maria sharapova- where is the love by black eyed peas

nicole vaidisova- my heart will go on by celine dion featuring radek stepanek

marion bartoli- move your body by eifel 65

martina hingis- do you believe me now by jimmy wayne

vera zvonareva-stop crying your heart by oasis

mary carillo- all the things she said by t.a.t.u

yuri sharapov- my little girl by tim mcgraw

michelle larcher de brito- dirty little secret by the all american rejects

justine henin- apologize by one republic

SvetaKuzzy
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:17 PM
Yello had a hit record called "Tied up". Now I didn't want to upset any of Anna's fans so I didn't put it !

That makes me feel better about my Monica one!

miffedmax
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:32 PM
Here's an entire album for Sesil:

"Thunder and Lightning"

"Havin' my Baby"

"Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll"

"Thunder and Blazes"

"Return to Innocence"

"Needle and the Damage Done"

"Send Lawyers, Guns and Money"

"Naughty Girls Need Love Too"

markdelaney
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:36 PM
Manuela Maleeva - I was born with a smile on my face
Patty Schnyder - Ten to Twenty (Sneaker Pimps)
Serena Williams - Let's all do the Hop -she could sing this at Wimbledon last 16, 2007 !
Venus Williams - It's a shame(my sister)
Jelena Jankovic - Looking after number one

markdelaney
Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:37 PM
Here's an entire album for Sesil:

"Thunder and Lightning"

"Havin' my Baby"

"Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll"

"Thunder and Blazes"

"Return to Innocence"

"Needle and the Damage Done"

"Send Lawyers, Guns and Money"

"Naughty Girls Need Love Too"

Brilliant. May I suggest Morrissey's "Pregnant for the last time" as a bonus extra !

njnetswill
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:30 PM
OK bad rep me in advance...call me what you like coz I am cringing and thinking to myself that I am evil for this one...




The First Cut Is The Deepest - Monica Seles

:tape: :lol:

*hingis_forever*
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:35 PM
I don't get that one :confused:

How about Better In Time for her (hopes it works :lol:)
Bleeding Love, as in love=zero in tennis. Brie Whitehead is a bagel girl hence many of her matches ending 6-0 6-0. ;)

MBM
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:38 PM
svetakuzzy and markdelaney hilarious!!!!!

(but evil!!)

*JR*
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:48 PM
for Peppermint Patty:

BFy-yzj02FE

For Sesil:

MMSFX1Vb3xQ

BuTtErFrEnA
Jan 3rd, 2009, 06:50 PM
Hot Boys (Missy Elliot, Nas etc)- Amelie
When You Believe (Mariah Carey & The Great Whitney Houston)- JJ
Heartbreak Hotel (The Great Whitney Houston)- JH
Womaniser (Britney) - Amelie :tape:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love (The Darkness) - JH
She's a Bitch (Missy Elliot etc)- Serena
Keeps Gettin' Better (Christina Aguilera) - Brie Whitehead

ChinChin
Jan 3rd, 2009, 07:05 PM
Alexandra Stevenson - Don't stop (never give up) by S Club 7

wales1994
Jan 3rd, 2009, 07:37 PM
I think these re more songs they should sing

Federer at the French Open - Take a chance on me ABBA
Mauresmo - If i werea boy Beyonce
Bartoli - Nothing sweet about me Cilmi
Williams sisters - I will survive
Vaidasova and Radek - the right kind of wrong :tape: Leanne Rimes

wales1994
Jan 3rd, 2009, 07:38 PM
Dokic at the AO - Home Bouble

AnnaK_4ever
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:09 PM
I could see Dementieva singing Oops I Did It Again after her 10th double fault

You are like year and half late :wavey:

Europe rocks
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:16 PM
Only Got One (Frou Frou) - Svetlana Kuznetsova, Anastasia Myskina, Ana Ivanovic
Monster Love (Goldfrapp) - Radek Stepanek

Destiny
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:43 PM
Love Story(Mariah Carey) - Maria Sharapova

iGOAT
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:45 PM
If I Were A Boy-Akgul
Single Ladies-Radek

iGOAT
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:46 PM
Bleeding Love, as in love=zero in tennis. Brie Whitehead is a bagel girl hence many of her matches ending 6-0 6-0. ;)
Oooh, I get it now. That's good :lol:

miffedmax
Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:50 PM
"My House"(Mary Jane Girls) Dani Hantuchova

Europe rocks
Jan 3rd, 2009, 09:00 PM
Playboy Mommy (Tori Amos) - Ashley Harkleroad

SOA_MC
Jan 3rd, 2009, 09:51 PM
Here's an entire album for Sesil:

"Thunder and Lightning"

"Havin' my Baby"

"Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll"

"Thunder and Blazes"

"Return to Innocence"

"Needle and the Damage Done"

"Send Lawyers, Guns and Money"

"Naughty Girls Need Love Too"

How could you leave off Thunderstruck by AC/DC

iGOAT
Jan 3rd, 2009, 09:52 PM
Love Story(Mariah Carey) - Maria Sharapova
Love Story is by Taylor Swift

raffles
Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:22 PM
Love Story is by Taylor Swift
How approrpiate. Will Maria sing it to Dolce?

markdelaney
Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:23 PM
I'm risking death here and I love them dearly but..


Serena and Venus Williams : Fat bottomed girls (Queen)

GeeTee
Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:24 PM
I'm Too Sexy (Kaia Kanepi)
Don't Give Up (Serena VS Venus)
Still Crazy After All These Years (Patty Schnyder)

raffles
Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:25 PM
Its only Serena that has a post code sized ass. I don't recall Venus' ass being that big.

markdelaney
Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:27 PM
Its only Serena that has a post code sized ass. I don't recall Venus' ass being that big.

Serena is gorgeous but she has got a big bum !

GeeTee
Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:35 PM
"Losing my mind" by Demska ;)

SvetaPleaseWin.
Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:38 PM
Can't Speak French - Amelie Mauresmo

not funny but im just plugging girls aloud :) oh yes its good to be back

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:39 PM
Dementieva should sing the song 'sore loser' [by some crappy band called rocksploitation]

kyk710
Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:46 PM
Back in the USSR (Beatles) - Maria Sharapova
I Don't Wanna Cry (Mariah Carey) - Vera Zvonareva
More Than a Woman (Aaliyah)- Amelie Mauresmo
And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going (Dreamgirls) - Serena to Common
At Last (Etta James) - Dinara Safina
Shut Up/Don't Speak (Black Eyed Peas/No Doubt) - Jelena Jankovic feat. Mary Carillo
Bossy (Kelis) - Yuri Sharapov ft. Richard Williams
Papa Don't Preach (Madonna) - Maria Sharapova ft. Williams Sisters
Queen Bitch (David Bowie) - Serena Williams
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough (Michael Jackson) - Venus Williams
End of the Road (Boyz II Men) - Justine Henin
Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes (Tom Petty) - Ensemble of Lucky Losers
Fall From a Height (The Honeydrips) - Nicole Vaidisova
Cocaine Blues (Johnny Cash) - Martina Hingis
Google Me Baby (Teyana Taylor) - Maria Sharapova
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Daft Punk) - Serena Williams
I'll Take New York (Tom Waits) - Serena Williams
I'm A Believer (The Monkees) - Michele Larcher de Brito
Dream On (Aerosmith)- Marion Bartoli
I'm Goin' Down (Mary J. Blige) - Anna Chakvetadze
I Can Go The Distance (Hercules) - Jelena Jankovic
Konichiwa Bitches (Robyn) - Ai Sugiyama
Love Me or Hate Me (Lady Sovereign) - Serena Williams
Material Girl (Madonna) - Jelena Jankovic ft. Serena Williams
Communist Daughter (Neutral Milk Hotel) - Li Na
Number One (Goldfrapp) - Jelena Jankovic
Out there on the ice (Cut Copy) - Maria Sharapova [clay season single]
Popular (Wicked) - Svetlana Kuznetsova
Stick it to the Man (Ima Robot) - Wta Players Ensemble (To Larry Scott)
A Whiter Shade of Pale - Amy Frazier
We Shall Overcome - Williams Sisters

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:48 PM
I Can Go The Distance (Hercules) - Jelena Jankovic
Number One (Goldfrapp) - Jelena Jankovic


She shouldn't be singing any song with that 'nails on chalkboard' voice of hers

Sylvester
Jan 4th, 2009, 12:25 AM
5 pages and nobody said the most obvious one? :lol:

"I kissed a girl" by Myskina :tape:

Also Kuznetsova and Safina could sing "hot n' cold" together :lol:

50Sense
Jan 4th, 2009, 12:57 AM
Freakum Dress - Bethanie Mattek

~Cherry*Blossom~
Jan 4th, 2009, 12:59 AM
Tatiana Golovin - My Neck, My Back

iGOAT
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:02 AM
5 pages and nobody said the most obvious one? :lol:

"I kissed a girl" by Myskina :tape:

Also Kuznetsova and Safina could sing "hot n' cold" together :lol:
someone did but it's good :lol:

Mynarco
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:07 AM
Promiscuous girl - Ivanovic

mboyle
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:08 AM
5 pages and nobody said the most obvious one? :lol:

"I kissed a girl" by Myskina :tape:

Also Kuznetsova and Safina could sing "hot n' cold" together :lol:


Lol buddy I said that on the first page haha!

BuTtErFrEnA
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:19 AM
Cry (Faith Hill) - Vera
This Kiss (Faith Hill) - Myskina

BuTtErFrEnA
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:39 AM
Beauty and the Beast (Celine Dion) - Ana dedication to JJ :awww:
Breakin' the Habit (Linkin Park) - Hingis
Call me When You're Sober - Hingis
Easier to Run (Linkin Park) - JH
Here to Stay (Christina) - Serena
I lift up my Hands (Isreal & New Breed) - JH (Gospel song for when she decides to convert :tape: )
I'm not a girl (Britney) - Akgul ft Amelie

Aaron.
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:49 AM
Rich Girl - Brie Whitehead

Aaron.
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:49 AM
Crazy In Love - Nicole Vaidisova

dreamgoddess099
Jan 4th, 2009, 03:10 AM
Let go (Frou Frou)- the press about the Williams not playing Indian Wells.

iGOAT
Jan 4th, 2009, 03:49 AM
Beauty and the Beast (Celine Dion) - Ana dedication to JJ :awww:
Breakin' the Habit (Linkin Park) - Hingis
Call me When You're Sober - Hingis
Easier to Run (Linkin Park) - JH
Here to Stay (Christina) - Serena
I lift up my Hands (Isreal & New Breed) - JH (Gospel song for when she decides to convert :tape: )
I'm not a girl (Britney) - Akgul ft Amelie

Poor Ana :sad:

doni1212
Jan 4th, 2009, 04:29 AM
other possibilities:

We Are the Champions--Jelena Jankovic


This was the first song I thought of!!! :rolls:

'Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me'- JJ

:haha: :rolls:


I Can Go The Distance (Hercules) - Jelena Jankovic


:haha: :rolls:
I actually love this song, btw!

homogenius
Jan 4th, 2009, 05:36 AM
Raw hamburger (Kool & the Gang) - Serena
Poem to a horse (Shaquira) - miffledmax's ode to Lena
Frankestein & Igor (Roy Campbell) - Radek feat. Sveta
Save a horse (ride a cowboy) (Big & Rich) - Myskina

miffedmax
Jan 4th, 2009, 06:17 AM
How could you leave off Thunderstruck by AC/DC

How indeed?

iGOAT
Jan 4th, 2009, 06:23 AM
Disturbia-Radek

Richie's
Jan 4th, 2009, 06:49 AM
I'll be there for you (FRIENDS)- Ivanovic to Hantuchova!!

homogenius
Jan 4th, 2009, 07:07 AM
This is my home (The New Frontiers) - Maria (song was recorded in an Indian Wells's studio)
Till I collapse (Eminem) - JJ
I will follow you into the dark (Death Cab for Cutie) and Give it 2 me (Madonna) - Nicole
I fall to pieces (Patsy Cline) - Maria
Truts me for a hamburger (Washboard Rythm Kings)- Common's response to Serena's hit.
Father's love (Bob Carlisle) - Jelena Dokic

GeeTee
Jan 4th, 2009, 08:16 AM
Welcome Back (Justine Henin)
I Want to Hold Your Hand (JJ & Ana)
Russians (Chinese Fed Cup Team)
The Only Way Is Up (Australian Fed Cup Team)...

Cp6uja
Jan 4th, 2009, 08:17 AM
WTA TOP10 (Music) LIST:

1 Jelena Jankovic - I Just Don't Know What to Do with Myself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA48IL6bQQU)
2 Serena Williams - I Believe I Can Fly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTahrYXCChI)
3 Dinara Safina - Born to Be Wild (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm5DPlNCmtk)
4 Elena Dementieva - Dear Mama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcloTmvTeA)
5 Ana Ivanovic:angel: - Simple The Best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMbtzalS3u8)
6 Venus Williams - Venus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQkxYrPP43A&feature=related)
7 Vera Zvonareva - 96 Tears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrTnaPa9BaA)
8 Svetlana Kuznetsova - Sex Bomb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE)
9 Maria Sharapova - Maria (I like It Loud) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=385luvMXOmU)
10 Agnieszka Radwanska - Fight the Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_t13-0Joyc)


Bonus Hits:
Venus and Serena Williams Team - Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pu0Fn1oRN4)
Lindsay Davenport - Should I Stay or Should I Go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ag8J2NMYmc)
Nicole Vaidisova - Sympathy for the Devil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuTiTfbfy7Q)
...etc...

dreamgoddess099
Jan 4th, 2009, 09:26 AM
10 Agnieszka Radwanska - Fight the Power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_t13-0Joyc)



:lol:

homogenius
Jan 4th, 2009, 09:34 AM
Squeaker (Influx) - Ana
15 minutes of fame (Sheep on drugs) - Stevenson
She's just 15 (Thee Mighty Caesar) - Larcher de Brito's coach

TheBoiledEgg
Jan 4th, 2009, 09:56 AM
Tatiana Golovin/Nicole Vaidisova .............. "I'm a Virgin"

miffedmax
Jan 4th, 2009, 12:59 PM
Maria--There's No Home for you Here

Ted Watts--Black Math

Dodoboy.
Jan 4th, 2009, 01:05 PM
Akgul Ammanduranova - Say My Name

:D

Dodoboy.
Jan 4th, 2009, 01:06 PM
Love Story is by Taylor Swift

I love that song :sobbing:

But Mariah has a better song on her album with the same title :D

Dodoboy.
Jan 4th, 2009, 01:08 PM
Freakum Dress - Bethanie Mattek

:haha:! :worship:

Sean.
Jan 4th, 2009, 01:25 PM
Shotgun Wedding (Panic! At the Disco) - Justine Henin
Ladies choice (Hairspray the Musical) - Radek Stephanek
Call the shots (Girls Aloud) - Maria Alves
I'm Alive (Celine Dion) - Martina Navratilova
Hit me baby one more time - Marat Safin (after the black eye)
Now you're gone (Basshunter) - Serena to Justine
Denial (Sugarbabes) - Justine Henin

Ksenia.
Jan 4th, 2009, 01:26 PM
Akgul Ammanduranova - Say My Name

:DPerfect :worship: :lol:

Destiny
Jan 4th, 2009, 01:27 PM
Diva - Serena Williams

Marilyn Monheaux
Jan 4th, 2009, 01:37 PM
"Move your feet" (Junior Senior) - Davenport
"Clothes off" (Gym Class Heroes) - Hakleroad
"The world should revolve around me" (Little Jackie) - JJ
"The best damn thing" (Avril Lavigne) - Ana
"Irreplaceble" (Beyonce) - Masha:sad:
"Boys Boys Boys" (Lady Gaga) - Momo
"The Dope Show" (Marilyn Manson) - Karatantcheva
"I don't like the drugs (but the drugs like me)" (Marilyn Manson) - Karatantcheva
"It's not a fashion statement - it's a deathwish" (My Chemical Romance) - Mattek

LoLex
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:08 PM
Sharapova - Enjoy The Silence
Jankovic - Stayin' Alive
Hingis - If I Could Turn Back The Time
Golovin - Barbie Girl
Safina - Light My Fire

miffedmax
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:14 PM
Crazy Train--Patti SChynder

Hurts so Good Tati Golovin

Ksenia.
Jan 4th, 2009, 02:55 PM
Monkey Man (dedication to Radek) - Nicole V. :tape:

Izzie.
Jan 4th, 2009, 03:53 PM
"Irreplaceble" (Beyonce) - Masha
:tears:

MBM
Jan 4th, 2009, 03:58 PM
Akgul Ammanduranova - Say My Name

:D

Background vocals from Varatchaya Wongteanchai & Nicha Lertpitaksinchai

iGOAT
Jan 4th, 2009, 04:16 PM
I love that song :sobbing:

But Mariah has a better song on her album with the same title :D
Oh. Well Taylor Swift's is better :hearts::p

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 4th, 2009, 04:19 PM
Somebody told me[killers] - Mauresmo to Henin

'Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looks like a girlfriend, that I had......'

mboyle
Jan 4th, 2009, 04:22 PM
Akgul Ammanduranova - Say My Name

:D

REPSSS! HAHAHA Sooooo good!

FedererBulgaria
Jan 4th, 2009, 04:27 PM
Sesil Karatancheva- I'm Back(Ashley Tisdale)

Endru.
Jan 4th, 2009, 04:50 PM
I wanna have your babies - Lindsay feat. Sesil

S.O.S. - Anna Chakvetadze

Respect - Ana to JJ

Love Generation - Martina & Radek & Nicole feat. Myskina

Hot Stuff(Let's Dance) - Akgul Ammanmuradova

Sweet Dreams - Brie

Endru.
Jan 4th, 2009, 04:58 PM
It's a Man's World - Amelie

rock your body - Marion

shadow of the day - justine

vayamos companeros - Medina Garrigues feat. Ruano Pascual

fire in your eyes - Nicole to Radek

Dodoboy.
Jan 4th, 2009, 05:02 PM
Background vocals from Varatchaya Wongteanchai & Nicha Lertpitaksinchai

:worship::worship:

plantman
Jan 4th, 2009, 05:56 PM
Aces......Elena Dementieva

Talkin' To Myself Again....Serena

Can't Lose Them All.....Jelena Dokic

Did I Shave My Legs For This?.....Amelie Mauresmo

Sylvester
Jan 4th, 2009, 06:38 PM
Tamira Paszek featuring Sania Mirza :tape:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

GeeTee
Jan 4th, 2009, 09:09 PM
Le Freak - JJ
Big Girls Don't Cry - Vera
Bitch - Hingis vs Graf
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do - The Partridge...oops....Hardenne Family

markdelaney
Jan 4th, 2009, 09:15 PM
and some new lyrics from the ATP

Mikhail Youznhy : Hit me with my racket stick (Ian Dury)


and the WTA

Maria Sharapova's forehand : Oops it's in the net (oops upside your head)
Martina Hingis : Coke gets in your eyes (smoke gets in your eyes)

TAMUStud86
Jan 5th, 2009, 06:24 AM
Age Ain't Nothin but a Number (Aaliyah)- Nicole Pratt
Get Another Boyfriend (Backstreet Boys)- Vaidisova to Hingis
Boy is Mine (Brandy & Monica)- Hingis to Vaidisova
Back at One (Brian McKnight)- Sesil Karantancheva
Proud to be an American - Maria Sharapova
Bigger than my body (John Mayer)- Serena Williams
The Dope Show (Marilyn Manson)- Martina Hingis
Promises (Savage Garden)- Monica Seles, Mary Pierce and Jennifer Capriati
Baby Likes to Ride It (Tractors)- Sesil Karantancheva

dreamgoddess099
Jan 5th, 2009, 07:51 AM
Can't Have Your Cake (Motley Crue)- Marion
Orange Juice Blues(Bob Dylan)- Patti
Cry Me A River( Justin Timberlake)- Vera
Bossy (Kelis)- Lindsay
Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble (Mac Davis)- Serena :lol:
Wingspan (Paul McCartney) with an encore of Reach Out And Touch (Diana Ross)-Venus
Big Booty (Willie Nelson)- Tati Golovin
Forever Young (Rod Stewart)- Navratilova
Overprotected (Britney Spears)- Sesil
Body Of My Brunette (John Miles)- Maria to Camille

GeeTee
Jan 5th, 2009, 12:00 PM
I Should Be So Lucky (Mauresmo vs Dokic)

Dandy_Warhol
Jan 5th, 2009, 12:57 PM
Ocean of Noise (Arcade Fire) - Maria
Maria (Blondie) - Maria :o:p
Help! (The Beatles) - Nicole @ everyone
Shoulda Woulda Coulda (Beverley Knight) - Daniela
My Humps (Black Eyed Peas) - Tatiana
What's My Age Again? (Blink 182) - Navratilova
All The Small Things (Blink 182) - Cibulkova
Like Eating Grass (Bloc Party) - Venus
Toxic (Britney Spears) - Radek
One Last Cry (Brian McKnight) - Vera
The Blower's Daughter (Damien Rice) - Patty

Sean.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:00 PM
All The Small Things (Blink 182) - Cibulkova

:lol:

GeeTee
Jan 5th, 2009, 10:47 PM
Dandy Warhol (above) made me think of another couple - both Dandy Warhol songs! :)

We Used To Be Friends - Rennae Stubbs and Kveta Peschke
Heroin is so passe - Sesil

iGOAT
Jan 5th, 2009, 11:01 PM
Unwell-Dokic's dad
I Wanna Have Your Babies-Davenport featuring Karatantcheva
Pocketful of Sunshine-Anastasia Rodionova featuring Spirlea
Love Story-Groenefeld to Font de Mora
Whatever You Like-Serena (to Jankovic)

GeeTee
Jan 24th, 2009, 12:09 AM
*ahem*

"Back for Good" - Jelena Dokic (Take That)

miffedmax
Jan 24th, 2009, 03:01 AM
"Have You Ever Been Mellow" - Vika Azarenka

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 24th, 2009, 03:02 AM
*ahem*

"Back for Good" - Jelena Dokic (Take That)

:eek:

Cakeisgood
Jan 24th, 2009, 03:05 AM
"Shoulda Said No" by Taylor Swift

Tie between Sesil and Hingis.

Cakeisgood
Jan 29th, 2009, 12:06 AM
"If U Seek Amy" - Britney Spears

Mary Carillo :tape:

RenaSlam.
Jan 29th, 2009, 12:08 AM
"Live like you were dying"

Corinna Morariu.

:tape:

mdterp01
Jan 29th, 2009, 01:08 AM
"Put your hands up in the air" Henin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0DukONKOag

:rolls: :lol: :haha: CLASSIC!!!

Archer16
Jan 29th, 2009, 01:21 AM
Slave to Love (Bryan Ferry) - Brie Whitehead
Walking On The Sun (Smashmouth) - pretty much everybody in the last couple of days

iGOAT
Jan 29th, 2009, 06:42 AM
OK, Paramore time...

Crushcrushcrush-Any WTA player to Stepanek
Misery Business-Lots of players
That's What You Get-Elena Dementieva (it says that's what you get when you let your heart win and heart/nerves-choking Lena, not great I know :lol:)

3Oh!3
I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby-Krajicek's coach to her (think of what she did for him)
Still Around-Everyone to the Williams
I Cant Do It Alone-Dementieva to Mommy Vera :awww:
Chokechain-All the Chokers
Starstrukk-All those nervous wrecks that play top players in early rounds
Richman-Brie to her Daddy
Punkbitch-Jankovic :devil:

These are kinda random :lol:

kristen
Jan 29th, 2009, 04:54 PM
Does it have to be players...?
Great Big White World (Manson) - Richard Williams
^^ works for Hingis too!

Maria (Blondie) - Anastasia Myskina


:lol::haha:

Pops Maellard
Nov 13th, 2011, 10:44 AM
This thread needs bumping! :oh:

Liz Phair - "Why Can't I?" (Wozniacki on winning a slam)
Rihanna - "Shut Up And Drive" (Caravan Rezai)
Kesha - "Kiss and Tell" (Robson) -- "I never thought that you would be the one acting like a slut when I was gone" :oh:

Rafito.
Nov 13th, 2011, 10:54 AM
Who Let The Dogs Out- Petra Kvitova :sad:

Laura_VeeFan
Nov 13th, 2011, 11:02 AM
The Power - Agnieszka Radwanska

Ian Aberdon
Nov 13th, 2011, 11:15 AM
Dreadlock Holiday - Aga Radwanska
Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves - Aga & Ula :angel:

Serena_Williams_
Nov 13th, 2011, 12:03 PM
Songs Serena should sing:
Fighter by Aguilera
My humps by BEP
Diva by Beyonce

hotandspicey
Nov 13th, 2011, 01:00 PM
Wozniacki
We are the champions- Queen
I'm winning-Santana
The winner takes it all- Abba
Number one-Nelly :facepalm:
Simply the best-Tina turner :facepalm:
The Roger Federer Song 'I'm a grand slam man' (woman) :tape:

Betten
Nov 13th, 2011, 01:34 PM
Can't Keep It In (Cat Stevens) - The WTA theme song

Cruel Sister (Pentangle) - Venus Williams

Have A Little Faith In Me (Joe Cocker) - Caroline Wozniacki

I Kissed A Girl (Katy Perry) - Margaret Court

My Own Worst Enemy (Lit) - Maria Sharapova

Cool To Hate (The Offspring) - Justine Henin

I Won't Cry (Joni Mitchell) - Vera Zvonareva

Bark At The Moon (Jenny Lewis) - Petra Kvitova

This Used To Be My Playground (Madonna) - Monica Seles

I've Been to Bali Too (Redgum) - Ana Ivanovic

Sound of Silence (Simon & Garfunkel) - Victoria Azarenka

You Don't Know My Name (Alicia Keys) - Daniela Hantuchova

Sammo
Nov 13th, 2011, 02:25 PM
Glamorous - Bethanie Mattek
Black Magic Woman - Anna Lapushchenkova
Isnt She Lovely - Serena Williams
Still Alive - Jelena Jankovic

miffedmax
Nov 13th, 2011, 02:47 PM
"Candy Man" by Victoria "Snickers" Azarenka
"Where is the Love?" Johanna Larsson
"Atomic Dog" Kvitova
"Push It" Caro
"Tusk" Sabine
"Bang" Lena D.

hotandspicey
Nov 13th, 2011, 03:04 PM
Like a virgin-Myskina
Don't stop believing-Caro
Born in the USA- Pova
Centerfold- Stosur
The Rose-Akgul
Maneater- Stosur

Ian Aberdon
Nov 13th, 2011, 03:33 PM
Daddy's Home - Jelena Dokic

Moveyourfeet
Nov 13th, 2011, 03:45 PM
I Kissed A Girl (Katy Perry) - Margaret Court

:oh:

Lisickinator
Nov 13th, 2011, 04:22 PM
I Need A Dollar (Aloe Blacc) - Patty Schnyder

Big_Banana
Nov 13th, 2011, 05:33 PM
Songs that Na should have in her playlist:

1 Failures (Joy Division)
2 Dead Souls (Joy Division) - after getting spanked by either Sam or a random romanian
3 Where is my mind (Pixies)
4 Tell me where it hurts (Garbage) - we all know where it hurts.

Songs that Golden Flowers should listen after watching Na getting spanked by either Sam or a random romanian

1 Dead Souls (Joy Division)
2 Lacrimosa - Requiem (W.A.Mozart)not exactly a song, but you know.

And finally the thread topic

Songs that Na shouldn't sing:

1 Nothing to worry about (Peter Bjorn and John)
2 Underdog (Kasabian)
3 I'm losing more than I'll ever have (Primal Scream)

Phil=)
Nov 13th, 2011, 07:15 PM
If I were a boy-Akgul Amanmuradova ( no offence to Akgul :hug: I really like her as a player and as a person )

Sammo
Nov 13th, 2011, 07:16 PM
Rene Richards - Man, I feel like a woman :oh:

Losing Streak
Nov 13th, 2011, 07:19 PM
'Smash It Up' - Bepa, Dinara :sobbing: :lol:

Ian Aberdon
Nov 13th, 2011, 07:31 PM
(I love Sabine, but):

Poison (Alice Cooper)
China Girl (David Bowie)

Sorry Sabs, please forgive me :sobbing:

WhoAmI?
Nov 13th, 2011, 09:07 PM
Fashionista (Jimmy James) - most of the WTA

D.I.S.C.O (Ottawan) - Cibulkova feat. A. Radwanska

White Flag (Dido) - the ones to retiring in the matches

Money, Money, Money (ABBA) - Piotr Wozniacki

Kairi
Nov 13th, 2011, 09:28 PM
'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones--- Stosur

Losing Streak
Nov 13th, 2011, 10:51 PM
Money, Money, Money (ABBA) - Piotr Wozniacki

:sobbing: :sobbing:

Kairi
Nov 13th, 2011, 11:16 PM
Fashionista (Jimmy James) - most of the WTA

D.I.S.C.O (Ottawan) - Cibulkova feat. A. Radwanska

White Flag (Dido) - the ones to retiring in the matches

Money, Money, Money (ABBA) - Piotr Wozniacki

*screams* while laughing :haha: :haha: :haha: :bigcry:

Tweety Snape
Nov 13th, 2011, 11:18 PM
That's Not My Name (The Ting-Tings) - Hantuchova/Anotoxfa

AnomyBC
Nov 14th, 2011, 02:58 AM
Kvitova - Don't Believe the Hype (Public Enemy)
(Also works for every other young player.)

Gdsimmons
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:13 AM
'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones--- Stosur

Kvitova - Don't Believe the Hype (Public Enemy)
(Also works for every other young player.)

:lol::lol:

Stonerpova
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:18 AM
PYT (Pretty Young Thing) - Victoria Azarenka
We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions - Caroline Wozniacki
Sexy and I Know It - Serena Williams
The One That Got Away - Maria Sharapova featuring Camilla Belle

Yoncé
Nov 14th, 2011, 06:27 AM
'Smokin aces' - Dementieva

:lol:

Yoncé
Nov 14th, 2011, 06:47 AM
I Kissed A Girl (Katy Perry) - Margaret Court

:hysteric:

Yoncé
Nov 14th, 2011, 06:52 AM
Venus Williams - Turn My Swag On (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmmjRqEwh2I) ft. Aravane Rezai

thegreendestiny
Nov 14th, 2011, 07:09 AM
Born This Way - Simona Halep :sobbing:

Big_Banana
Nov 14th, 2011, 07:14 AM
Born This Way - Simona Halep :sobbing:

:lol:

Renalicious
Nov 14th, 2011, 07:27 AM
Cockiness (Love It) by Rihanna - Samantha Stosur.

Big_Banana
Nov 14th, 2011, 07:36 AM
Cockiness (Love It) by Rihanna - Samantha Stosur.

please :lol::lol:

Pops Maellard
Nov 14th, 2011, 09:22 AM
"Larger Than Life" - Backstreet Boys (Maria Fernanda Alvarez-Teran)

Big_Banana
Nov 14th, 2011, 09:23 AM
The Youth - MGMT

Kimiko Date (:hearts:)

hectopascal
Nov 14th, 2011, 09:33 AM
Tatiana Golovin - I'm Outta Love (Anastasia)
Martina Hingis - Marry You (Bruno Mars)
Amelie Mauresmo - If I Were A Boy (Beyonce)

Reeyonce - Love On Top
Venus - So Sick (Ne yo)
Kleybanova - Wet (Nicole Scherzinger)
Caravane Rezai - Jet Lag (Simple Plan)

Pops Maellard
Nov 14th, 2011, 09:55 AM
James Taylor - "You've Got A Friend" (Marion Bartoli)

Big_Banana
Nov 14th, 2011, 09:58 AM
If they move kill'em - Primal Scream (Serena)

Big_Banana
Nov 14th, 2011, 09:59 AM
If they move kill'em - Primal Scream (Serena)

well more fot the title than for the lyrics :oh:

Jajaloo
Nov 14th, 2011, 10:01 AM
Where Them Girls At? (David Guetta) - Samantha Stosur
Push Push (Kat DeLuna) - Caroline Wozniacki

Yoncé
Nov 14th, 2011, 10:09 AM
Irina Spirlea ft Sabine Lisicki - Move Bitch :oh:

Miracle Worker
Nov 14th, 2011, 10:49 AM
Jelena Jankovic - Old and tired by Nasum :oh:

Losing Streak
Nov 14th, 2011, 11:22 AM
'Give Me The Food' (http://youtu.be/trn1f-IDfro) - Marion & Nastya :sobbing:

Beat
Nov 14th, 2011, 11:31 AM
Shiny Happy People (REM) - Monica Niculescu[/I]


Jelena Dokic and Mary Pierce - Oh father

Brilliant. May I suggest Morrissey's "Pregnant for the last time" as a bonus extra !

I Need A Dollar (Aloe Blacc) - Patty Schnyder

:spit:

though most songs in this thread are rather ones players should sing, not songs they shouldn't sing.

Tennisation
Nov 14th, 2011, 11:42 AM
"Say My Name" (Beyonce Destiny's Child) - Nantenaina Ramalalaharivololona feat. Zarah Razafimahatratra

Pops Maellard
Nov 14th, 2011, 11:44 AM
"Say My Name" (Beyonce Destiny's Child) - Nantenaina Ramalalaharivololona feat. Zarah Razafimahatratra
lolz

Mary Cherry.
Nov 14th, 2011, 11:54 AM
Victoria Azarenka - Chocolate (Snow Patrol)

GeeTee
Nov 14th, 2011, 12:12 PM
Sheesh! This is an old thread!!

Old McDonald Had A Farm - Petra Kvitova ft Vika Azarenka

WozLolz
Nov 14th, 2011, 12:26 PM
Baker Baker (Tori Amos) - Marion (I'm sorry to continue the meme).:D
Basket Case (Green Day) - Vera Z. (sorry, love you).:hearts:
Black or White (Michael Jackson) - ... ... ... Alexandra Stevenson:)
Lose Your Way (Sophie B. Hawkins) - The Serbian Sisters of Suckville:worship:
C'mon Girl (Red Hot Chili Peppers) - Melanie Oudin :rolleyes:
Candy Girl (Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons) - Victoria :lick:
Crazy (Aerosmith) - Hello, Entirety of Russia :drool:
I Found A Boy (Adele) - Petra

Lisickinator
Nov 14th, 2011, 03:17 PM
Bojana Jovanovski - Going to California (Led Zeppelin)

Sabinator.
Nov 14th, 2011, 03:57 PM
Benesova - "Smile" (Avril Lavigne)
Peer - "Judas" (Lady Gaga)
Wozniacki - "Best Thing I Never Had" (Beyonce)
and "Push Push" (Kat Deluna ft. Akon)
All German players - "ScheiBe" (Lady Gaga)

Joelina
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:08 PM
Stosur - Poker Face (Lady Gaga)

Raiden
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:19 PM
Serena.......... Straight Outta Compton (NWA)
Justine......... Je ne regrette rien (Edith Piaf)
Kim.............. Mama said Knock you out (LL Cool J)
Navratilova... I Don’t Need A Man (The Pussycat Dolls)
Kvitova......... Who Let the Dogs Out (Baha men)
Na Li............ Luv You long time (BEPeas)
Stosur.......... We Want Some Pussy (2 Live Criw)

sammy01
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:19 PM
professional widow - razzano

:help: :tape: :sad:

too soon?

Raiden
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:42 PM
Wozniacki.......... Wonderwall (Oasis)
Mauresmo.......... When A Man Loves A Woman (Percy Sledge)
Bartoli............... Relax (Frankie goes to Hollywood)
Venus................ Jump Jump (Kriss Kross)
Kvitova.............. Smack my Bitch Up (The Prodigy)
Capriati............. Fuck the Police (Ice Cube)

Sabinator.
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:46 PM
Kvitova - "Who Let The Dogs Out" :lol:

WozLolz
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:53 PM
Good Person Inside (Jill Sobule) - Eva Asderaki:hearts:

benbest
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:59 PM
cry me a river - Justin Timberlake (Zvonareva)
robot rock - Daft Punk (Stosur)
young boy - Paul McCartney (Kvitova)
slam - Onyx (Wozniacki)
sugar sugar - The Archies (Azarenka)
for the love of money - The O'Jays (Sharapova)
cooking by the book - Lazytown song (Bartoli)
just put it in my mouth - Akinyele (Schiavone)
just the way you are - Bruno Mars (Williams S.)
e.t. - Katy Perry (Jankovic)
no more drama - Mary J. BLige (Lisicki)
like a virgin - Madonna (Pennetta)
think - Aretha Franklin (Gajdosova)

Laura_VeeFan
Nov 14th, 2011, 05:12 PM
Man! I Feel Like a Woman - Mauresmo feat. Stosur

Losing Streak
Nov 14th, 2011, 06:02 PM
Kvitova - "Who Let The Dogs Out" :lol:


'I Wanna Be Your Dog' to Adam :hearts:

*JR*
Nov 14th, 2011, 11:22 PM
I think Laura Robson would apply this (David Bowie written) classic to half the tour. :o

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Renalicious
Nov 14th, 2011, 11:30 PM
like a virgin - Madonna (Pennetta)
think - Aretha Franklin (Gajdosova)

Omg :sobbing:!!

GeeTee
Nov 15th, 2011, 12:11 AM
Wedding Ring/D.I.V.O.R.C.E - Serena and The Kardashians

(We want some) Pussy - Various WTA Artists

Time to say goodbye - Venus Williams

Bang Bang - Nastya Rodionova(if u been reading her latest tweets)

Mynarco
Nov 15th, 2011, 12:13 AM
Silence is golden - Maria Sharapova feat. Victoria Azarenka

I'm sure this song has been mentioned, but just in case

Bonfire
Nov 15th, 2011, 12:14 AM
Push It - Salt-n-Pepa

moodin0931
Nov 15th, 2011, 12:14 AM
Melanie Oudin SHOULD sing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQIPVqLMUg&ob=av3n

brickhousesupporter
Nov 15th, 2011, 12:34 AM
Life without Dick-Lady Saw ----Sam Stosur.
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Kairi
Nov 15th, 2011, 12:43 AM
:hysteric:

Pops Maellard
Nov 15th, 2011, 08:51 AM
"Whiter Shade of Pale" - Procol Harum (Anna Lapushchenkova)
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters (Andrea Petkovic)
"Government Hooker" - Lady Gaga (Anna Chakvetadze)

Pops Maellard
Nov 15th, 2011, 08:58 AM
"Never Gonna Give You Up" - Rick Astley (Nicole Vaidisova)

Fantasy Hero
Nov 15th, 2011, 09:37 AM
Flavia sings "i'm a bitch, i'm a lover" :oh:

nevetssllim
Nov 15th, 2011, 09:40 AM
Born to Run (Bruce Springsteen) - Lindsay Davenport

Big_Banana
Nov 15th, 2011, 10:23 AM
Mercedes Benz (Janis Joplin) - Na

Pops Maellard
Nov 15th, 2011, 10:34 AM
"Love The One You're With" - Stephen Stills (Dominika Cibulkova).

benbest
Nov 15th, 2011, 10:34 AM
We are the champions - Queen (Peng)

Fantasy Hero
Nov 15th, 2011, 10:40 AM
Wozniacki.......... Wonderwall (Oasis)


Kvitova - "Who Let The Dogs Out" :lol:

i can't :hysteric:

Big_Banana
Nov 15th, 2011, 10:43 AM
I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you (The Black Kids) - Petko

Pops Maellard
Nov 15th, 2011, 10:45 AM
"Can't Buy Me Love" - The Beatles (Li Na)

Big_Banana
Nov 15th, 2011, 10:49 AM
Sexx Laws (Beck) - Flavia P

*JR*
Nov 15th, 2011, 11:14 AM
Serena :help:

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Jajaloo
Nov 15th, 2011, 11:35 AM
Ice Cream Man (Nicki Minaj) - Li Na
Americano (Lady Gaga) - Maria Sharapova
What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) [Kelly Clarkson] - Monica Seles
Vanity (Lady Gaga) - Jelena Jankovic
I'm A Cheat (Nicole Scherzinger) - Justine Henin
Do It Like A Dude (Jessie J) - Fancesca Schiavone
I Need A Doctor (Dr Dre) - Vika Azarenka

Aravanecaravan
Nov 15th, 2011, 01:58 PM
"Oops, I Got Big ...Boobs" - Lipstrip (Simona Halep, Sania Mirza, Serena Williams, Tamira Paszek)

Ian Aberdon
Nov 15th, 2011, 05:38 PM
Caravan of Love (Housemartins): Rezai :hearts:
Highly Strung (Spandau Ballet): Zvonareva
Brothers In Arms (Dire Straits): Williamses :devil:

Ian Aberdon
Nov 15th, 2011, 05:46 PM
Addicted To Love (Robert Palmer): Flavia Pennetta :hearts:
Two Become One (Spice Girls): Flavia
Sex Talk (T'Pau): Yup, guess who :lol:

Fantasy Hero
Nov 15th, 2011, 05:47 PM
^ :happy:

Sammo
Nov 15th, 2011, 06:12 PM
Say it Right (Nelly Furtado) - Ana Ivanovic

JustPetko
Nov 15th, 2011, 08:15 PM
Marion Bartoli:
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Fantasy Hero
Nov 15th, 2011, 08:24 PM
Li Na (after her food poisoning in China): something in the water by Amy Brook Fraser
Vera Zvonareva - every tear drop is a waterfall by Coldplay
Anna Chakvetadze - Faint by Epica
Sabine Lisiki - Lovesong for a vampire by Eurythmics

benbest
Nov 15th, 2011, 09:16 PM
White Horse - Laid Back / White lines - Grandmaster Flash (Hingis)

Mike81
Nov 16th, 2011, 07:08 AM
As much as I LOVE, WORSHIP AND ADORE Sabine Lisicki :hearts:

Everybody Hurts- R.E.M.

Pops Maellard
Nov 16th, 2011, 08:45 AM
"Lucky" - Britney Spears (Venus Williams)

Pops Maellard
Nov 16th, 2011, 10:54 AM
"Faster Than The Speed of Night" - Bonnie Tyler (Lindsay Davenport)

thegreendestiny
Nov 16th, 2011, 11:32 AM
Juju - Hands (Jewel) :oh:

Big_Banana
Nov 16th, 2011, 11:57 AM
APBlPcbZBJs

Na ft Sam

Miss Atomic Bomb
Nov 16th, 2011, 12:03 PM
'If I were a boy' - Jelena Jankovic

Igorche
Nov 16th, 2011, 12:05 PM
Caroline Wozniacki :ras: I Am Number One by Nelly :nerner:

"I Am Number One Dont matter if you like it"
http://gifsoup.com/view2/1206480/caroline-wozniacki-dancing-o.gif



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shaktincredible
Nov 16th, 2011, 02:52 PM
Empire state of mind - Alicia Keys & Jay Z (Sharapova) :oh:

Fantasy Hero
Nov 16th, 2011, 03:12 PM
Vera Zvonareva: "Broken strings" James Morrison and Nelly Furtado :oh: that match in Stutgart :hysteric:

Ian Aberdon
Nov 16th, 2011, 05:46 PM
Love in an Elevator (Aerosmith) - Flavia
Ain't Nothin' Like Shagging (Tams) - F...L...A........V................:devil:

nevetssllim
Nov 16th, 2011, 06:02 PM
Karatantcheva :oh:

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pierce85
Nov 16th, 2011, 06:35 PM
"live to win" Melanie Oudin
"What will you do (the retirement song) Azarenka
"What if God was one of us" (just a slob like one of us) Maria Sharapova :oh:
"You raise me up (so I can stand the mountains) Jelena Dokic to her dad
"Lift me up" Marion Bartoli

benbest
Nov 16th, 2011, 07:46 PM
Shiny Happy People - Zakopalova

Lunaticalm
Nov 17th, 2011, 03:40 AM
Wozniacki - I'm Only Happy When It Rains
Serena - Say It Right
JJ - Stuck In A Moment
Masha - Simple Kind of Life
Fran or Amelie - Man, I Feel Like A Woman!
Azarenka, Larcher De Brito, Zahlavova, Sharapova - It's Oh So Quiet
Zvonareva - Stop Crying Your Heart Out
Flavia and Myskina - Nasty Girl and Promiscuous
Hingis - Gotta Stay High
Li Na - Bad Day
Bartoli - Strange and Beautiful

StephenUK
Nov 17th, 2011, 09:34 AM
Serena Williams - Walking On Broken Glass (Annie Lennox)
Serena Williams - Big Bottom (Spinal Tap)
Serena Williams - Little Sister (Elvis Presley)
Jelena Jankovic - Poupee de cire, poupee de son (France Gall)
Jennifer Capriati/Katerina Bohmova - Jailhouse Rock (Elvis)
Petra Kvitova - Hound Dog (Elvis)
Anastasia Myskina - Ride a White Horse (Goldfrapp)
Sesil Karatantcheva - Put the Needle On it (Dannii Minogue)
Alexandra Stevenson - In the Middle of Nowhere (Dusty Springfield)
Alexandra Stevenson - Sleeping Satellites (Tasmin Archer)
Melanie Oudin - Don't Stop Believin' (Journey)
Caroline Wozniacki - Say I'm Your No 1 (Princess)
Sabine Lisicki - Walkin Back to Happiness (Helen Shapiro)
Anastasia Rodionova - Poison (Nicole Scherzinger)
Vera Zvonareva - Tracks of My Tears/ Tears of a Clown (Smokey Robinson)
Betty Stove - Duchess (The Stranglers)
Flavia Pennetta - (I'm Just A) Love Machine (Girls Aloud)
Serena Williams to Sybille Bammer - Thorn in My Side (Eurythmics)
Gail Falkenburg - When I'm 64 (The Beatles)

Yoncé
Nov 17th, 2011, 09:37 AM
'Everyone Loves a Lesiban' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5zsxfhAh6Q) - Margaret Court

x5zsxfhAh6Q

:oh:

*JR*
Nov 17th, 2011, 10:57 AM
Masha and too many others to list:

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nevetssllim
Nov 17th, 2011, 02:18 PM
Shiny Happy People - Zakopalova

:lol:

shoparound
Nov 17th, 2011, 09:03 PM
"All I do is win" for Oudin
"Empire State of Mind" for Serena

Mixal
Nov 17th, 2011, 10:16 PM
someone must've mentioned it - Kvitova: Who Let The Dogs Out

The Witch-king
Nov 18th, 2011, 12:30 AM
All songs by Madonna
Justine - Take A Bow
in response
Serena - I'll Remember

Jankovic - This Used to Be My Playground
Venus - Dress You Up
Radwanska - Papa Don't Preach
Mommy Vera - Like A Prayer
Kleybanova - Live To Tell
Justine (again) - The Power of Good-Bye
Chakvetadze - Die Another Day

I'm done :bolt:

The Witch-king
Nov 18th, 2011, 12:34 AM
"All I do is win" for Oudin
"Empire State of Mind" for Serena

:spit: lmao

Sabinator.
Nov 18th, 2011, 12:09 PM
someone must've mentioned it - Kvitova: Who Let The Dogs Out

Kvitova - "Who Let The Dogs Out" :lol:

My idea :oh:

JCTennisFan
Nov 18th, 2011, 09:15 PM
Sabatini - "straight up now tell me" by Paula Abdul

Kim Clijsters - "dancing queen" by Abba

Sam Stosur - "I kissed a girl" by Katie Perry

Serena Williams - "bills" by Destiny's Chid

Mauresmo - "touch my body" by Mariah Carey

Justine Henin - "im too sexy" by Right Said Fred

ASV - "macarena" by Los del Rio

Jelena Jankovic - "hard" by Rihanna

Dinara Safina - "your the best" by Joe Esposito

Caroline Wozniacki - "irreplaceable" by Beyonce

Thats a good start :) :devil:

Sammo
Nov 18th, 2011, 10:39 PM
All songs by Madonna
in response
Serena - I'll Remember

Jankovic - This Used to Be My Playground
Venus - Dress You Up
Radwanska - Papa Don't Preach
Mommy Vera - Like A Prayer
Kleybanova - Live To Tell
Justine (again) - The Power of Good-Bye
Chakvetadze - Die Another Day

I'm done :bolt:

WTF that's disgusting.

The Witch-king
Nov 19th, 2011, 01:59 PM
WTF that's disgusting.
what you'd rather she didnt?:weirdo:

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2011, 02:01 PM
If Kleybanova shouldnt sing Live to Tell what everyone will understand in your message is that she's going to die.

Raiden
Nov 19th, 2011, 06:00 PM
My idea :oh:

Liar

Beat
Nov 19th, 2011, 06:06 PM
Sabatini - "straight up now tell me" by Paula Abdul

Kim Clijsters - "dancing queen" by Abba

Sam Stosur - "I kissed a girl" by Katie Perry

Serena Williams - "bills" by Destiny's Chid

Mauresmo - "touch my body" by Mariah Carey

Justine Henin - "im too sexy" by Right Said Fred

ASV - "macarena" by Los del Rio

Jelena Jankovic - "hard" by Rihanna

Dinara Safina - "your the best" by Joe Esposito

Caroline Wozniacki - "irreplaceable" by Beyonce

Thats a good start :) :devil:

:facepalm:

The Witch-king
Nov 19th, 2011, 07:00 PM
If Kleybanova shouldnt sing Live to Tell what everyone will understand in your message is that she's going to die.

That's not what I meant. I thought the title of this thread was meant to be ironic and the point of this game was to pick songs that they should sing because their titles/meanings correspond to the selected players...all my choices reflect that pretty much

I mean if I have to explain :shrug:: Mommy Vera - Like A Prayer:wavey:
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JCTennisFan
Nov 19th, 2011, 09:55 PM
:facepalm:

What? you cant tell me that having Jankovic singing about how "hard" she is wouldnt be funny. Or Serena about paying her telephone bills. Or Mauresmo about touching her.... erm body. The best was ASV singing the macarena.. couldnt you just imagine little barely 5 foot tall ASV going to town on some macarena? Evil? yes.... Funny? YES :angel: