Stockton Exhibition: MrSerenaWilliams v. YoungGunner913 WWW?

Stockton Showdown: November 29, 2008
MrSerenaWilliams v. YoungGunner913


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MrSerenaWilliams
Height - 6'3"
Weight - 185lbs
Plays - Left Handed (2-Handed Backhand)
Date Of Birth - 5 July 1987
Resides - East Bay, CA
Birthplace - San Jose, CA
Fanbase - Reetard


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YoungGunner913
Height - 5'8"
Weight - 127lbs
Plays - Right Handed (2-Handed Backhand)
Date Of Birth - 13 September 1989
Resides - Central Valley, CA
Birthplace - Stockton, CA
Fanbase - Veeliever



Who Will Win This Best of 5 Match?

LOL, younggunner looks like Brie would double bagel him.

MRSSERENAWILLAIMS 6-0 6-0 ret. (broken nail)

Go Matt!!

MrSerenaWilliams 64 57 76 :hearts:

LOL, younggunner looks like Brie would double bagel him.

MRSSERENAWILLAIMS 6-0 6-0 ret. (broken nail)

:hug:

LOL, younggunner looks like Brie would double bagel him.

MRSSERENAWILLAIMS 6-0 6-0 ret. (broken nail)

well your dead wrong. im gonna crush him with my elena dementieva like serve.
even though my double fault count will be off the records,
and even though i may get 5% in.
my lena serve will cause him so much trouble he'll retire 5-0 (headache).

YG def MSW 6-1 6-0 6-0

MrSerenaWilliams 64 57 76 :hearts:

skank. :ras:

Wow, I hit a nerve :spit:

YG def MSW 6-1 6-0 6-0

Wow, I hit a nerve :spit:

you didn't hit anything. :shrug:
im happy to have the same serve as lena. :hearts:
it's like she's my long lost sister. :speakles:

i mean sure ill never win a grand slam with it but hey, at least we have stuff in common. :D

:lol: matt,i was going to vote for Mrserenawilliams but then since you said your serve is the worst part of of your game I'll vote for you:p people who play tennis with Lena serves are:worship: I have a Lena serve too :sobbing:actually now I think about it it's probably more like Camille's:help:

I have a Masha serve. Good when I get it in, otherwise, if my serve is off. 50 dfs in like a match

skank. :ras:

Hahaha how's your broken nail :spit:

I wanna do something like this too vs someone, how u do that?

5th set tiebreak.

Who'll win....:shrug:

I wanna do something like this too vs someone, how u do that?

because we live like an hour away from each other :lol:

Humph move to belgium and both play against me :p

5th set tiebreak.

Who'll win....:shrug:

Bethanie Mattek. :hearts:

Humph move to belgium and both play against me :p

we'd own you. :p

but i think you'd like that. :unsure:

you didn't hit anything. :shrug:
im happy to have the same serve as lena. :hearts:
it's like she's my long lost sister. :speakles:

i mean sure ill never win a grand slam with it but hey, at least we have stuff in common. :D

:lol: you get my vote:D

Bethanie Mattek. :hearts:



we'd own you. :p

but i think you'd like that. :unsure:

I'll ace and overpower you big time :p

I'll ace and overpower you big time :p

ill double fault then hit 4 mphs at you and confuse you. :p

Go go Matty :hearts:

ill double fault then hit 4 mphs at you and confuse you. :p

You can't do that, it's impossible with the laws of gravity and distance :spit:

MrSerenaWilliams / YoungGunner913
Height - 6'3" > 5'8"
Weight - 185lbs > 127lbs
Plays - Left Handed (2-Handed Backhand) > Right Handed (2-Handed Backhand) [lefties are more creative]
Date Of Birth - 5 July 1987 > 13 September 1989 ( elder players have experience advantage)
Resides - East Bay, CA = Central Valley, CA (never heard of both places)
Birthplace - San Jose, CA > Stockton, CA (heard of the former but not the latter)
Fanbase - Reetard (9 slams) > Veeliever (7 slams)
So MSW def. Matty 6-4, 6-2, 6-0.:)

You can't do that, it's impossible with the laws of gravity and distance :spit:

For me and Lena D... our serves break the laws of gravity. :hearts:

LOL, younggunner looks like Brie would double bagel him.

MRSSERENAWILLAIMS 6-0 6-0 ret. (broken nail)

God, I hate you more from day to day :weirdo:

I can´t remember that you look like a Tennis Pro :help: :tape:

Matty in 4 :p

Go Matty :rocker2:
and please ignore Demskatard, he is just jealous I suppose :hug:

Ajde Matt:rocker2:

For me and Lena D... our serves break the laws of gravity. :hearts:

Not really :spit:

You know that speed decreases by 50% over distance. That means 2mph. 2mph is not heavy or fast enough to carry the weight, therefor the ball will fall down even before reaching the net. :spit:

Not really :spit:

You know that speed decreases by 50% over distance. That means 2mph. 2mph is not heavy or fast enough to carry the weight, therefor the ball will fall down even before reaching the net. :spit:

You're getting aced by 2mphs... :awww: Poor you. :hug:

God, I hate you more from day to day :weirdo:

I can´t remember that you look like a Tennis Pro :help: :tape:

thomas :hearts:

demskank looks like he stuck a fork in an electric socket. :weirdo:

You're getting aced by 2mphs... :awww: Poor you. :hug:

Phahaha I'll kill you with my 140mph serves :hearts:

thomas :hearts:

demskank looks like he stuck a fork in an electric socket. :weirdo:

:rolls:

:spit: Matt, mrserenawilliams is half a foot taller and like 60 pounds heavier than you :haha: :rolls: I hope you prove me wrong, but I think he's going to beat you :hug: :awww:

Phahaha I'll kill you with my 140mph serves :hearts:

psh. you wish diet-andy. :rolleyes:

my 4 mph lena serves will cut you like daggers.

:spit: Matt, mrserenawilliams is half a foot taller and like 60 pounds heavier than you :haha: :rolls: I hope you prove me wrong, but I think he's going to beat you :hug: :awww:

:sobbing:

You guys should put a webcam out oncourt so we all can watch it and do live commentary :lol::p

6-0 6-3 6-1 :angel:

But Matty was great :hug:

my feet are killing me. :sobbing:

but reggie was amaze today. :bowdown:
his serve almost broke my wrist, :tape:
i hit a put away at the net and he bopped it right back over my head, :smash:
he hit through me at the net, :o
and was just better today. :bigclap:

but my lena serve was so demtened today. :hearts:
double faults.
slow floaters.
serves that made you think WTH :weirdo::weirdo::weirdo:

:D

The game @ 0-0 in the 2nd set was :eek:

In the middle of like a 3217088973 stroke rally, Matty rushed the net and hit 3 great volleys and then SMASHED one right past me :bowdown:

you forgot to mention my sexy grunt after hitting the smash. :hearts:

Reggie beat that ass.

:lol:

Congrats mrserenawilliams :yeah:

Matty :awww: :hug:

Nice match guys! :bounce: Did u play on outdoor hard ?

Yeah. That's 100% of the public courts out here.

Yeah. That's 100% of the public courts out here.

Yeah:), same here in PA :bounce:. I usually play at a college, high school or public park court during the warm months. I do belong to two small clubs here during the winter months. One of the clubs just puts a bubble over the hardcourts during the cold months and the other place has a very fast ( VERY low bouncing) almost basketball court like indoor surface:bounce:.

younggunner:o

Matt :sad:

how about you and MSW come back for Pro Tour next season :)

Never in doubt. Well done Mr. you make me proud. :D