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FrenchY52
Sep 23rd, 2008, 11:20 AM
1. You think about her when listening to Barbie Girl.

Iceland
Sep 23rd, 2008, 11:25 AM
2. You think about her each time you hit a horrible backhand :tape:. Love you Tati :hearts:!

.:sk:.
Sep 23rd, 2008, 01:13 PM
3. You buy Lacoste clothes :p

Fab-4
Sep 23rd, 2008, 02:27 PM
4. You turn on your computer(s) and see her :)

FrenchY52
Sep 23rd, 2008, 04:35 PM
5. You ate cheesecake for the 1st time because you wanted to know why she loves it so much. (And I don't understand her :lol:)

.:sk:.
Sep 23rd, 2008, 06:10 PM
6. You stand up early in January to follow her matches in Australia on online scoreboard :)

Iceland
Sep 23rd, 2008, 06:11 PM
7. You keep on checking her website very often even if you know she is out for 4 months again

FrenchY52
Sep 23rd, 2008, 06:37 PM
8. You don't do any of your school work because you're too busy to follow her career even when she isn't playing.

Fab-4
Sep 23rd, 2008, 07:02 PM
9. You scan all sport programmes on TV, hoping she is one of the guests

FrenchY52
Sep 23rd, 2008, 07:16 PM
10. You stop in front of Sophie Kinsella's Shopoholic Series in the book store and ashamedly opens the book :tape:

.:sk:.
Sep 23rd, 2008, 08:32 PM
11. You still hope she'll come back in 2008 :lol:

.:sk:.
Sep 23rd, 2008, 08:55 PM
12. You've been member @ Tennisforum for nearly two years and have never had someone else than Tati in your avatar or signature pic ;)

Dav.
Sep 23rd, 2008, 09:50 PM
13. You own almost every one of her available matches on DVD. :o
14. You date a girl because she looks like her.
15. Your day is ruined when she loses.
16. You spend part of your day on a message board talking about her.

Bubba08
Sep 24th, 2008, 11:11 PM
17. You still come on this messageboard every now and then just to see what she is up to even if you are not really interested in tennis anymore. :(

FrenchY52
Sep 25th, 2008, 08:07 AM
18. Your friends say you're completely crazy when you tell them you haven't slept at night because of a tennis chick.

FrenchY52
Sep 25th, 2008, 08:08 AM
19. You listen to her in order to improve your English accent.

.:sk:.
Sep 25th, 2008, 09:05 AM
20. You've been interested in tennis in general since you've watched Tati for the first time ;)

wurzelman
Sep 27th, 2008, 09:40 PM
20. You've been interested in tennis in general since you've watched Tati for the first time ;)

So true.

21. You have a poster of Tati above your desk :drool:
22. You think that if you go to London you will definitely meet her.

wurzelman
Sep 27th, 2008, 09:42 PM
23. You keep a newspaper article about Tati for over 4 years in your room.

Slutati
Sep 27th, 2008, 10:04 PM
24. You feel like crying when she gets injured...:o

Slutiana
Sep 27th, 2008, 10:30 PM
25. You go out to clubs and places in north london with the intention of bumping into her. :o

FrenchY52
Sep 28th, 2008, 09:05 AM
26. Have bought the FHM June 2006 magazine and almost cried when you saw Tati on the cover.

Dav.
Sep 28th, 2008, 04:58 PM
26. Have bought the FHM June 2006 magazine and almost cried when you saw Tati on the cover.
I still haven't gotten it. :lol:

27. She's well known at your school because of your obsession. :o

FrenchY52
Sep 28th, 2008, 05:23 PM
28. You used to 'hate' Samir Nasri but now force yourself to bear him.

Slutati
Sep 28th, 2008, 08:17 PM
29. You're afraid to watch her matches or follow the scoreboard cuz you think that's gonna make her lose. :o

Dav.
Sep 28th, 2008, 08:22 PM
Marko, I do that, too! :lol:

30. You are very superstitious when watching her matches on televsion or online and have to sit the same way or have the web pages in the exact same position, etc. :o
31. You get a chance to speak with Anna Kournikova and you ask about her.

FrenchY52
Sep 28th, 2008, 08:28 PM
LOL. When we are on the GA chat during matches we're also all so supersticous and when Tati's loosing, we all start speaking about food or anything else, and it makes her fight back.

32. You used to find the name "Tatiana" ugly, and then..

Slutiana
Sep 28th, 2008, 08:39 PM
Nasriana. :crying2:

33. You refuse to vBet on her because you're afraid she'll lose. :o

Slutati
Sep 28th, 2008, 09:25 PM
31. You get a chance to speak with Anna Kournikova and you ask about her.
That was funny :lol::haha:

34. You honestly believe she's a better player than Serena, Henin..:o:o

Slutiana
Sep 28th, 2008, 10:36 PM
That was funny :lol::haha:

34. You honestly believe she's a better player than Serena, Henin..:o:o
I dno about that :tape:

But:..

35. You believe that if she plays well, she WILL win.

36. You believe that she WILL win a Grand slam by her 22nd birthday.

Slutati
Oct 2nd, 2008, 08:43 PM
She is better :ras:

37. You watch her old matches on youtube all the time even though you can't stand watching older matches when you know the score.

Slutiana
Oct 2nd, 2008, 08:58 PM
same :crying2:

FrenchY52
Oct 5th, 2008, 03:52 PM
38. You don't like Bartoli.

Where's Bartoli in your hate list Tumaini :) ?

.:sk:.
Oct 6th, 2008, 10:36 AM
39. When you saw a Stuttgart final without Tati :sobbing:

Rod the Bama
Oct 6th, 2008, 03:25 PM
40. When you get a voodoo priest to perform a ceremony to give Tati much better luck in 2009.

Slutati
Oct 26th, 2008, 07:57 PM
40. When you get a voodoo priest to perform a ceremony to give Tati much better luck in 2009.
:spit: It better work.

41. You bump this thread :hearts:

yukon145
Oct 27th, 2008, 02:24 AM
42. you bump threads about her smoking in GM. :hearts:

Slutiana
Oct 27th, 2008, 11:26 AM
42. you bump threads about her smoking in GM. :hearts:
:inlove:

Craigy
Oct 27th, 2008, 04:32 PM
43. When you have a dream that Tati won a silver medal at the Olympics.

:spit: :sobbing:

Slutiana
Oct 27th, 2008, 04:46 PM
Ohnoes. :crying2:

Slutati
Oct 28th, 2008, 10:02 PM
44. You celebrate her big wins by getting drunk :banana:

Dav.
Oct 28th, 2008, 11:16 PM
45. You have like 20 pictures of her on your phone galler.
46. Because of the above, your friends thik you're a stalker.
47. You steal the pamphlet on a tennis racquet from a store because it has a picture of tati on it.
48. She's part of your prayer routine.
49. You daydream about meeting her when you should be finishing a test.
50. You want to name a dog after her.

.:sk:.
Oct 29th, 2008, 11:59 AM
51. You've started to collect Ace Authentic tennis trading cards only to get the Tati cards :rolleyes:

Slutiana
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:34 AM
45. You have like 20 pictures of her on your phone galler.
46. Because of the above, your friends thik you're a stalker.
47. You steal the pamphlet on a tennis racquet from a store because it has a picture of tati on it.
48. She's part of your prayer routine.
49. You daydream about meeting her when you should be finishing a test.
50. You want to name a dog after her.
Ohnoes. :unsure:

Dav.
Oct 31st, 2008, 03:35 PM
:lol: Do I win?

Slutati
Nov 4th, 2008, 11:36 PM
:lol: Do I win?
Easily :worship:
It's kinda scary though :scared:

Slutiana
Nov 4th, 2008, 11:39 PM
:crying2:

FrenchY52
Nov 5th, 2008, 09:15 AM
Don't call your dog after her ! Actually I might call my next dog Marion (male or female) and be bad with it and not give it any cake :devil:

But you can name your daughter after her. :p

Slutati
Nov 10th, 2008, 12:58 AM
Yeah seriously, I would take it as an insult if someone named their dog after me...Name it Marion yes :hearts:

52. You join this forum on Tati's birthday so you could wish her a happy b day :lol:;)