You know you're addicted to Tatiana Golovin when....

1. You think about her when listening to Barbie Girl.

2. You think about her each time you hit a horrible backhand :tape:. Love you Tati :hearts:!

3. You buy Lacoste clothes :p

4. You turn on your computer(s) and see her :)

5. You ate cheesecake for the 1st time because you wanted to know why she loves it so much. (And I don't understand her :lol:)

6. You stand up early in January to follow her matches in Australia on online scoreboard :)

7. You keep on checking her website very often even if you know she is out for 4 months again

8. You don't do any of your school work because you're too busy to follow her career even when she isn't playing.

9. You scan all sport programmes on TV, hoping she is one of the guests

10. You stop in front of Sophie Kinsella's Shopoholic Series in the book store and ashamedly opens the book :tape:

11. You still hope she'll come back in 2008 :lol:

12. You've been member @ Tennisforum for nearly two years and have never had someone else than Tati in your avatar or signature pic ;)

13. You own almost every one of her available matches on DVD. :o
14. You date a girl because she looks like her.
15. Your day is ruined when she loses.
16. You spend part of your day on a message board talking about her.

17. You still come on this messageboard every now and then just to see what she is up to even if you are not really interested in tennis anymore. :(

18. Your friends say you're completely crazy when you tell them you haven't slept at night because of a tennis chick.

19. You listen to her in order to improve your English accent.

20. You've been interested in tennis in general since you've watched Tati for the first time ;)

20. You've been interested in tennis in general since you've watched Tati for the first time ;)

So true.

21. You have a poster of Tati above your desk :drool:
22. You think that if you go to London you will definitely meet her.

23. You keep a newspaper article about Tati for over 4 years in your room.

24. You feel like crying when she gets injured...:o

25. You go out to clubs and places in north london with the intention of bumping into her. :o

26. Have bought the FHM June 2006 magazine and almost cried when you saw Tati on the cover.

26. Have bought the FHM June 2006 magazine and almost cried when you saw Tati on the cover.
I still haven't gotten it. :lol:

27. She's well known at your school because of your obsession. :o

28. You used to 'hate' Samir Nasri but now force yourself to bear him.

29. You're afraid to watch her matches or follow the scoreboard cuz you think that's gonna make her lose. :o

Marko, I do that, too! :lol:

30. You are very superstitious when watching her matches on televsion or online and have to sit the same way or have the web pages in the exact same position, etc. :o
31. You get a chance to speak with Anna Kournikova and you ask about her.

LOL. When we are on the GA chat during matches we're also all so supersticous and when Tati's loosing, we all start speaking about food or anything else, and it makes her fight back.

32. You used to find the name "Tatiana" ugly, and then..

Nasriana. :crying2:

33. You refuse to vBet on her because you're afraid she'll lose. :o

31. You get a chance to speak with Anna Kournikova and you ask about her.
That was funny :lol::haha:

34. You honestly believe she's a better player than Serena, Henin..:o:o

That was funny :lol::haha:

34. You honestly believe she's a better player than Serena, Henin..:o:o
I dno about that :tape:

But:..

35. You believe that if she plays well, she WILL win.

36. You believe that she WILL win a Grand slam by her 22nd birthday.

She is better :ras:

37. You watch her old matches on youtube all the time even though you can't stand watching older matches when you know the score.

same :crying2:

38. You don't like Bartoli.

Where's Bartoli in your hate list Tumaini :) ?

39. When you saw a Stuttgart final without Tati :sobbing:

40. When you get a voodoo priest to perform a ceremony to give Tati much better luck in 2009.

40. When you get a voodoo priest to perform a ceremony to give Tati much better luck in 2009.
:spit: It better work.

41. You bump this thread :hearts:

42. you bump threads about her smoking in GM. :hearts:

42. you bump threads about her smoking in GM. :hearts:
:inlove:

43. When you have a dream that Tati won a silver medal at the Olympics.

:spit: :sobbing:

Ohnoes. :crying2:

44. You celebrate her big wins by getting drunk :banana:

45. You have like 20 pictures of her on your phone galler.
46. Because of the above, your friends thik you're a stalker.
47. You steal the pamphlet on a tennis racquet from a store because it has a picture of tati on it.
48. She's part of your prayer routine.
49. You daydream about meeting her when you should be finishing a test.
50. You want to name a dog after her.

51. You've started to collect Ace Authentic tennis trading cards only to get the Tati cards :rolleyes:

45. You have like 20 pictures of her on your phone galler.
46. Because of the above, your friends thik you're a stalker.
47. You steal the pamphlet on a tennis racquet from a store because it has a picture of tati on it.
48. She's part of your prayer routine.
49. You daydream about meeting her when you should be finishing a test.
50. You want to name a dog after her.
Ohnoes. :unsure:

:lol: Do I win?

:lol: Do I win?
Easily :worship:
It's kinda scary though :scared:

:crying2:

Don't call your dog after her ! Actually I might call my next dog Marion (male or female) and be bad with it and not give it any cake :devil:

But you can name your daughter after her. :p

Yeah seriously, I would take it as an insult if someone named their dog after me...Name it Marion yes :hearts:

52. You join this forum on Tati's birthday so you could wish her a happy b day :lol:;)