The "why we worship Tatiana Golovin Amaze!" thread

Just because I'm bored and because I'm a copycat. Let me start the list.

1. She was born in Russia and moved to France and now lives in Florida!

2. She can't stick to one coach for more than half a year.

3. She changes her hair color every season.

4. She wants to be a spy Kim Possible when she retires.

5. She doesn't have an ass or whatsoever. :hearts:

6. She REEEEAAAALLLY enjoys cheesecake!
7. She wears hotpants, sometimes even with a flower in her hair.

8. She is more French that anyone in France!

9. She deserves an Emmy for her performance of "Barbie Girl".

10. She injures herself twice a year!

11. She always plays great tennis (before she gets injured again)

12. She wore red knickers in Wimbledon :drool:

13. She dopes herself with chocolate.

14. She is always smiling.

Finally Fabien :p Welcome :)

15. She smokes when she has nothing else to do.

16. She loves the chocolate fountaine because it's healthier.

17. She speaks 3 languages fluently.

18. (and last for today) She has the most amazing grunt I've ever heard.

19. She has one of the most pathetic backhand in the planet!

20. She beat five time Wimbledon Champion, Venus Williams! TWICE!

21. She brings back piggy hairstyle to the court.

22. She knows she has to have some fun at this age too, unlike some other girls :p
23. She's working hard before her matches
24. She has the backhand timing totally wrong :lol:
25. She accepted me @ facebook
26. She's wearing lacoste
27. She's really hot, esp with her hot pants on :lol:

28. She's really sweet off-court.
29. She talks like a four-year-old. :awww:
30. She dates multiple guys at one time.
31. She used to choke a lot but now makes comebacks a lot.
32. She's still had a pretty good career, considering all of her injuries (and her age).
33. She was the sexiest 16-year-old to come on tour since AnnaK. :hearts:
34. She is stalked by Felix and myself.
35. She always plays on a big court so I have a lot of her matches on DVD.
36. She likes to break the rules.
37. She works hard, parties hard.
38. She had bangs for about a week.
39. She has four tattoos.
40. She has the best tan on tour. :drool:

I did so many. :o

41. She's played Hopman Cup twice :hearts:

42. SHE'S A BARBIE GIRL. :inlove:

42. SHE'S A BARBIE GIRL. :inlove:
43. She has Craig to make beautiful graphics of her (who's current av and sig are amaze). :inlove:

44. She has maybe the most loyal fanbase on Tennis Forum :)

45. She played Fed Cup vs. Japan last year despite a sprained ankle...

46. She won in Amelia Island and Portoroz :bounce:

47. She is (I think) the youngest Grand Slam winner in professional tennis :hearts:

48. She always looks amaze in her outfits :drool:

funny!
hello fab! welcome here! its a joke sure! lol

49. she is a leader
50. all players i know like her
51. she likes her fans

44. She has maybe the most loyal fanbase on Tennis Forum :)

45. She played Fed Cup vs. Japan last year despite a sprained ankle...

46. She won in Amelia Island and Portoroz :bounce:

47. She is (I think) the youngest Grand Slam winner in professional tennis :hearts:

48. She always looks amaze in her outfits :drool:
She's second at 16 yrs, 4 months. :p Martina Hingis won AO doubles at 15. Tracy Austin is third at 16 yrs, 9 months, (1979 USO).

But still, that's pretty cool. :p

51. She has the best nickname on tour. :hearts:
52. She is a fan favorite wherever she goes.
53. She turned a crowd against Sharapova. :lol:
54. She played a part in one of the best matches I've ever seen in ten years of watching tennis.
55. She's a Christian like me (and my name). :D

44. She has maybe the most loyal fanbase on Tennis Forum :)

45. She played Fed Cup vs. Japan last year despite a sprained ankle...

46. She won in Amelia Island and Portoroz :bounce:

47. She is (I think) the youngest Grand Slam winner in professional tennis :hearts:

48. She always looks amaze in her outfits :drool:
She's second at 16 yrs, 4 months. :p Martina Hingis won AO doubles at 15. Tracy Austin is third at 16 yrs, 9 months, (1979 USO).

But still, that's pretty cool. :p

52. She has the best nickname on tour. :hearts:
53. She is a fan favorite wherever she goes.
54. She turned a crowd against Sharapova. :lol:
55. She played a part in one of the best matches I've ever seen in ten years of watching tennis.
56. She's a Christian like me (and my name). :D

I counted wrong. I hate math.

I knew I would do it, too, and tried to prevent it. Then I realized my mistake and tried to fix it but double-posted instead. :o

57. She has math-handicapped fans.

She's second at 16 yrs, 4 months. :p Martina Hingis won AO doubles at 15. Tracy Austin is third at 16 yrs, 9 months, (1979 USO).

Hingis doesn't count in my eyes :p Thanks for info ;)

58. Cuz she's simply amaze
59. Cuz she has the sexiest name ever
60. Cuz of her sexy love handles :drool::p

I counted wrong. I hate math.

I knew I would do it, too, and tried to prevent it. Then I realized my mistake and tried to fix it but double-posted instead. :o

57. She has math-handicapped fans.

ahahaha 61. and some lesbian fans too are in love on her :drool: so so :-)

62. Because she's my future wife. :hearts:
63. Because she is a fighter AND a choker.. At the same time. :confused:
64. Because hips don't lie.

V-Lix you bitch! I was just about to start exactly the same thread as this. :weirdo: :p

64. She doesn't have any fashion sense off-court.

65. She has an unfortunate witch nose.

66. She wears pyjamas to play tennis match.

Tutu, that's because I'm awesome :hearts:.

67. Everyone loves a slut. :inlove:
68. She's a sexpot, whatever that means....

69. (Tati's number :p j/k) She prefers mixed doubles tournaments because the guys practice shirtless.

70. She has an abysmal record against Maria Sharapova :hearts:.

69. (Tati's number :p j/k) She prefers mixed doubles tournaments because the guys practice shirtless.
OMFG :spit::haha:

71. She has the best fans ever :worship:

OMFG :spit::haha:

71. She has the best fans ever :worship:

I didn't get the joke. :sobbing:

69. (Tati's number :p j/k)

:hehehe:

72. She sometimes can be very angry and throws her racket (I'm watching her match in AI vs. Ivanovic right now ;))

I didn't get the joke. :sobbing:
:spit:

73. Some of her fans are kinda slow (Tutu :p) :awww:

:spit:

73. Some of her fans are kinda slow (Tutu :p) :awww:
:ras:


I just got the joke. :lol: :sobbing:

74. She is the tea cup queen.

http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/global/library/200x250/golovin_disney.jpg

69. (Tati's number :p j/k) She prefers mixed doubles tournaments because the guys practice shirtless.

:haha: :speakles:

You got that sooo right :D

75. She likes eating cakes, saw it with my own eyes in her show on Eurosport

75. She likes eating cakes, saw it with my own eyes in her show on Eurosport

I'd add 76. She loves eating cakes but isn't overwheight like some others, and doesn't look pathetic when she says "I love cake".

77. She's the new Mary Pierce... Massive Forehand, The most french American and the most American French, not to mention all the "babeing and re-babeing" that Tati does. :angel:

74. She is the tea cup queen.

http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/global/library/200x250/golovin_disney.jpg
DAMN IT CRAIG. I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS. HAI. :sobbing:

78. She has smartass fans :rolleyes:.

79....including Felix himself. :p
80. She's an Olympic athlete! :banana::

81. She's the life of the party (dancing on the tables :inlove:)

82. She takes strip tease lessons for us !

83. And she loves knitting in hot pants on the sofa :awww:

84. She's playing the Olympics
85. She was flirting with the president :rolls:

86. She's not playing the Oympics.
87. Her back is rotten.

88. Her whole body is rotten :hug:

89. She tries to copy AnnaK in every possible aspect.
90. She covered FHM. :drool:

91. She has a triple chin.

92. She's realy hot. However she won't go on holday in China, too warm country ...
93. Her back is so much rotten that even great specialists can't help us. Realy amazing !?

94. She's usually a sweetheart, but can be a real bitch sometimes :inlove::devil:

95. She's gonna move to London and i'll stalk her.

96. She's gonna retire at 21 just like Tracy Austin.

97. She keeps entering events although she probably has no intention of playing anytime soon :worship:

98. She loves junk food even though she knows it's bad for her health.

2 more until 100. We've got to reach at least 1000 !

99. She loves to smoke even though she knows it's bad for her health.
100. She loves to fuck athletes even though she knows its bad for her health. :tape:

101. She knows fucking is good for health. It helps burn calories, why do you think she was so fit despite not playing in like forever? :bounce:

101. She knows fucking is good for health. It helps burn calories, why do you think she was so fit despite not playing in like forever? :bounce:
Well why do you think her back has been so bad? It has nothing to do with tennis, thats for sure. :tape:

lol shut up...she's a virgin :unsure::p

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z290/emiliabelle/Virgin_Mary1.jpg

:bigcry::bigcry:
Virgin Tatiana in hotpants :sobbing:

OMG :spit::sobbing:

102. She's Sharapova's and Ivanovic's bitch (until Zurich last year :devil:)
103. Petrova is her bitch.

104. Sexlana is her bitch...kinda :p

104. Sexlana is her bitch...kinda :p
She is. And not just kinda. :p

105. Sugiyama is her biggest bitch (5-0) ;)

106. Her pets have some of the most beautiful French words : Belle (too bad there's Camilla Belle :o) and Chérie.

*bumps* since this is the only thing that we can talk about.

107. She looks hot in bikinis.

108. She still refuses to retire despite the fact that she's not been playing tennis for over a year now.

109. She now lives in London with Nasri (*pukes*).

110. She plays air-hockey!

:sobbing:
111. She makes me think about her at least once every day. :sobbing:

112. SI model :hearts:

BUMP

113. She tweets fairly often (once a week or more). :worship:
114. Commentates for FrenchTV during RG :bounce:
115. Most of her fans stopped posting on here because she retired.. :sad:


Wish i had joined here years ago so i could share my obsession over Tati with others who understood! Looks like it was fun rooting for her together.

Yeah its really sad around here. Judging by her last picture on Twitter (the one by the pool) she's still way too skinny.

I didn't think that was her by the pool :confused: even if it wasn't she is still too skinny. I miss her love handles :drool:


btw your avatar is my all time favorite picture of Tati! mostly because of the moment :)

It wasn't her by the pool.
SHe's at the usopen, woo

that tweet from the open was so sad yet relieving at the same time, knowing that she has made peace with her career and is enjoying tennis helps me move on just a bit.