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Oswald56
Jun 15th, 2008, 09:01 AM
Seems the Telegraph has just discovered her...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/06/14/sm_tennis14_elena.xml

nice pic

spiritedenergy
Jun 15th, 2008, 09:03 AM
up and comer:lol:

RND
Jun 15th, 2008, 09:04 AM
OMG What does she play like?Is she a top 10 material? :eek: :eek :eek:

Slutiana
Jun 15th, 2008, 09:46 AM
Oooh, never heard of her before, better keep an eye out in the future...

samsam4087
Jun 15th, 2008, 09:59 AM
Elena is great.

:worship::worship::worship:

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/cp/sports/pm/i/dementieva_2.jpg

No Name Face
Jun 15th, 2008, 11:56 AM
OMG What does she play like?Is she a top 10 material? :eek: :eek :eek:

the only way this bitch wins matches is based on her serve :rolleyes: she's like the ivo karlovic of women's tennis.
she's top 40 potential at most.

LudwigDvorak
Jun 15th, 2008, 11:57 AM
She is the best tactician on court I've ever seen and her backhand's even better than Justine's. I love her. :hearts:

InsideOut.
Jun 15th, 2008, 11:58 AM
the only way this bitch wins matches is based on her serve :rolleyes: she's like the ivo karlovic of women's tennis.
she's top 40 potential at most.

LoL!!1!sHe is SO OvERraTED!!1111!!ThE TaRDs SaYinG sHE wOuLD bE TOp FiVe!!111!

Adal
Jun 15th, 2008, 11:59 AM
Isn't she like 30 already or smth? :confused:

No Name Face
Jun 15th, 2008, 12:00 PM
LoL!!1!sHe is SO OvERraTED!!1111!!ThE TaRDs SaYinG sHE wOuLD bE TOp FiVe!!111!

she doesn't stand a chance against heavyweights such as ivanovic and hantuchova!

No Name Face
Jun 15th, 2008, 12:01 PM
She is the best tactician on court I've ever seen and her backhand's even better than Justine's. I love her. :hearts:

she has the most phenomenal volleys, backed up by that enormous serve. mauresmo who?

InsideOut.
Jun 15th, 2008, 12:03 PM
she doesn't stand a chance against heavyweights such as ivanovic and hantuchova!

They will double-bagel her! :tape:

No Name Face
Jun 15th, 2008, 12:08 PM
They will double-bagel her! :tape:

You know, on an aside, I've also heard that she's a media whore. Always out at clubs, making out with random guys, exiting limousines with her cooter showing. :rolleyes:

In her maiden Russia, she's in every magazine. I've heard her family is part of the Russian mafia. She even has a sex tape with Marat Safin!!! If you ask me, I think she's acting out because her mother wasn't a strong influence in her life.

miffedmax
Jun 15th, 2008, 01:06 PM
Man, they didn't spare the ugly stick on that poor girl. I hope she plays better than she looks.

powerbackhand
Jun 15th, 2008, 02:01 PM
the only way this bitch wins matches is based on her serve :rolleyes: she's like the ivo karlovic of women's tennis.
she's top 40 potential at most.

oh no i dont think your taking about the real Ellena because elena isnt a big serverin fact she has a weak serve:confused::confused:


and i dont know how ye havent heard of her before she is top 5

Slutiana
Jun 15th, 2008, 02:03 PM
Man, they didn't spare the ugly stick on that poor girl. I hope she plays better than she looks.
:haha:

Dan the Assassin
Jun 15th, 2008, 02:16 PM
Headline in next monts Telegraph - 'Ana Ivanovic the rising star'

miffedmax
Jun 15th, 2008, 02:17 PM
You know, on an aside, I've also heard that she's a media whore. Always out at clubs, making out with random guys, exiting limousines with her cooter showing. :rolleyes:

In her maiden Russia, she's in every magazine. I've heard her family is part of the Russian mafia. She even has a sex tape with Marat Safin!!! If you ask me, I think she's acting out because her mother wasn't a strong influence in her life.

Yeah, did you see the interview with Safin after the tape came out? He said they call her "'Vodka Bottle', because every one passes her around and you have to be blind drunk to f**k her."

And I hear she treats fans like shit.

mc8114
Jun 15th, 2008, 02:24 PM
:rolls:

fleur137
Jun 15th, 2008, 02:32 PM
Roflmao

babuska6
Jun 15th, 2008, 03:03 PM
thank for the link..did you see the photos of chakvetadze and szavay? they looks gorgeous !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/06/14/sm_tennis14_anna.xml
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/06/14/sm_tennis14_agnes.xml
and here makiri:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/06/14/sm_tennis14_maria.xml

InsideOut.
Jun 15th, 2008, 04:11 PM
oh no i dont think your taking about the real Ellena because elena isnt a big serverin fact she has a weak serve:confused::confused:


and i dont know how ye havent heard of her before she is top 5

We're all just kidding, mate. :lol:

nelsondan
Jun 15th, 2008, 04:15 PM
Was she ever married to Mick jagger? Oh, wait---I was thinking of Jerry hall. My bad.

spiritedenergy
Jun 15th, 2008, 05:54 PM
thank for the link..did you see the photos of chakvetadze and szavay? they looks gorgeous !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/06/14/sm_tennis14_anna.xml
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/06/14/sm_tennis14_agnes.xml
and here makiri:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/06/14/sm_tennis14_maria.xml

OMG Agnes had a guardrobe mulfunction! Her breast is oll over the place!:eek::drool:

Corswandt
Jun 15th, 2008, 06:05 PM
the only way this bitch wins matches is based on her serve :rolleyes: she's like the ivo karlovic of women's tennis.
she's top 40 potential at most.

she doesn't stand a chance against heavyweights such as ivanovic and hantuchova!

she has the most phenomenal volleys, backed up by that enormous serve. mauresmo who?

You know, on an aside, I've also heard that she's a media whore. Always out at clubs, making out with random guys, exiting limousines with her cooter showing. :rolleyes:

In her maiden Russia, she's in every magazine. I've heard her family is part of the Russian mafia. She even has a sex tape with Marat Safin!!! If you ask me, I think she's acting out because her mother wasn't a strong influence in her life.

:worship:

Dexter
Jun 15th, 2008, 06:28 PM
She is the best tactician on court I've ever seen and her backhand's even better than Justine's. I love her. :hearts:Justine who? :scratch:

Corswandt
Jun 15th, 2008, 06:53 PM
Justine who? :scratch:

Some claycourt pusher. It was before your time.

Dementinator
Jun 15th, 2008, 07:36 PM
Holy shit! How come I have never noticed this bint before?

serenus_2k8
Jun 15th, 2008, 07:46 PM
:haha: Funny thread. The article is just an old one that has been updated I think, the date at the top says last updated not posted.

Seriously though, some of the responses :lol::lol::lol:

Tennisation
Jun 15th, 2008, 09:30 PM
Elena is great.

:worship::worship::worship:

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/cp/sports/pm/i/dementieva_2.jpg:haha::haha::haha:OMG cruelty! Stop posting this pic!

spencercarlos
Jun 15th, 2008, 09:50 PM
She is the best tactician on court I've ever seen and her backhand's even better than Justine's. I love her. :hearts:
Yes for sure, and you are not deluded at all :lol:

BoucharDRules
Jun 16th, 2008, 01:48 AM
I thought someone bumped an old thread from 10 years ago.

Danči Dementia
Jun 16th, 2008, 03:19 AM
LMAO :worship: :bowdown:
Max and Dennis

No Name Face
Jun 16th, 2008, 10:59 AM
Yeah, did you see the interview with Safin after the tape came out? He said they call her "'Vodka Bottle', because every one passes her around and you have to be blind drunk to f**k her."

And I hear she treats fans like shit.

:rolls: at vodka bottle
just :rolls:
you've outdone yourself, sir.

oh no i dont think your taking about the real Ellena because elena isnt a big serverin fact she has a weak serve:confused::confused:


and i dont know how ye havent heard of her before she is top 5

no, i think you're wrong. all this dementieva girl is good for is her serve. that, and her slutty nature.
she will never reach the top 5. i will eat my computer if that happens.