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Pebbles
Jun 12th, 2008, 12:52 PM
:worship:Who would you want to see gracing the courts? Paris Hilton? :devil: Have your say and why they would make a great player :bounce:

CORIA01
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:04 PM
mariah carrey she will be a big drama queen!!!

Aravanecaravan
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:09 PM
:worship:Who would you want to see gracing the courts? Paris Hilton? :devil: Have your say and why they would make a great player :bounce:

Camilla Belle
Jennifer Connelly
Salma Hayek
Yoko Matsugane :devil:

Lots of others. Reason(s): T&A factor.

Pebbles
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:10 PM
Madonna for me, she could play both ATP & WTA :hearts:

Vaidisova Ruled
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:20 PM
Maria Sharapova

Andy.
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:25 PM
Most definatly Victoria Beckham

austennis
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:29 PM
hahaha at some these suggestions...oh beckhma that would b awesome imagine her winning wimbledon hahaha
id prob have to say id love dame edna... dawn french.. jennifer hawkins...

Pebbles
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:33 PM
Britney :hearts: Her performances at the end of a set :D

ElusiveChanteuse
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:39 PM
mariah carrey she will be a big drama queen!!!

:worship:

She would definitely win Maria,Serena and other grunters with her 'multioctave' voice and whistle register!:bounce:

Mikey.
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:42 PM
:worship:Who would you want to see gracing the courts? Paris Hilton? :devil: Have your say and why they would make a great player :bounce:

Imagine her grunts :devil: Oh wait... we don't need to. We already know what they sound like :spit::lol:

Mikey.
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:44 PM
:worship:

She would definitely win Maria,Serena and other grunters with her 'multioctave' voice and whistle register!:bounce:

:spit::haha:

Pebbles
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:45 PM
Britney grunt "Ah ah ah ah" like her breathy vocals in Slave :hearts:

oceandrive
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:46 PM
mariah carey-she will play in her high heels:lol:
Naomi Campbell-she will throw her racket at the umpire:bounce:
Amy Winehouse-smoking crack at change over:help:

miffedmax
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:47 PM
Elizabeth Shue did turn pro, didn't she?

Keira Knightly, because she's kind of quirky hot.

Uma Thurman, to out diva the divas.

strictennis
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:51 PM
Whitney, she probably only play grass courts tournament for the cocain (chalk) i mean

Ksenia.
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:54 PM
:worship:Who would you want to see gracing the courts? Paris Hilton? :devil: Have your say and why they would make a great player :bounce:I imagine her shouting "That's hot" after winning a point:lol:

Mikey.
Jun 12th, 2008, 02:06 PM
I imagine her shouting "That's hot" after winning a point:lol:

:haha::lol:

rockstar
Jun 12th, 2008, 02:31 PM
i can imagine paris reapplying her make up and checking herself in the mirror at every changeover. :lol:

Natash.
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:21 PM
Elizabeth Shue did turn pro, didn't she?

Keira Knightly, because she's kind of quirky hot.

Uma Thurman, to out diva the divas.

I'd love to see Keira play and win Wimbledon. :hearts:

Polikarpov
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:34 PM
i can imagine paris reapplying her make up and checking herself in the mirror at every changeover. :lol:

And checking on Tinkerbell whether she pooped in her designer bag or not.

TakingTheMichael
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:37 PM
Lindsay Lohan and Britney

I'm thinking exciting upskirt shots

MM :D

LCS
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:39 PM
Elizabeth Shue did turn pro, didn't she?

Keira Knightly, because she's kind of quirky hot.

Uma Thurman, to out diva the divas.

:worship:

Dodoboy.
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:50 PM
Beyonce Knowles :hearts:

Jada Pinkett Smith - she would kick ass

Courtney Cox

Rod the Bama
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:54 PM
Camilla Belle - Mainly to see her and Maria play doubles together.

Brooklyn Decker - She would obviously bring more beauty to the courts. Plus i want to see her and Andy playing mixed doubles together.

BuTtErFrEnA
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:56 PM
mariah carey-she will play in her high heels:lol:
Naomi Campbell-she will throw her racket at the umpire:bounce:
Amy Winehouse-smoking crack at change over:help:

:rolls:


mariah to the ball boy: "touch my body"

TakingTheMichael
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:56 PM
Would Kirsten Dunst be at a advantage seeing as she already played tennis as Lizzie Bradbury?

BuTtErFrEnA
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:57 PM
I imagine her shouting "That's hot" after winning a point:lol:

:spit:

BuTtErFrEnA
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:00 PM
tyra banks....a new weave dimension to the court :)

V-MAC
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:02 PM
Scarlett Johansson just for being pure hotness on the court :hearts:

kwilliams
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:03 PM
I imagine her shouting "That's hot" after winning a point:lol:

You imagine her winning a point? :lol: Your imagination must be a lot better than mine. Even Brie would kick Paris' ass.

Nicole Ritchie would be good. She already has that Chewbakka grunt and I'm not sure if any umpires would stand up to her. Also, I prefer 'Do you love it?' to 'That's hot?'. Nicole could piss Rodionova off by asking her 'Do you love it?' after winning a point.

V-MAC
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:20 PM
:lol: Paris and Nicole would make a kick ass doubles team

Ksenia.
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:26 PM
You imagine her winning a point? :lol: Your imagination must be a lot better than mine. Even Brie would kick Paris' ass.

Nicole Ritchie would be good. She already has that Chewbakka grunt and I'm not sure if any umpires would stand up to her. Also, I prefer 'Do you love it?' to 'That's hot?'. Nicole could piss Rodionova off by asking her 'Do you love it?' after winning a point.That's a tough call:lol: Ok maybe her opponent would make an UE :D I think Brie is capable of making an UE :lol:

Mikey.
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:36 PM
You imagine her winning a point? :lol: Your imagination must be a lot better than mine. Even Brie would kick Paris' ass.

Nicole Ritchie would be good. She already has that Chewbakka grunt and I'm not sure if any umpires would stand up to her. Also, I prefer 'Do you love it?' to 'That's hot?'. Nicole could piss Rodionova off by asking her 'Do you love it?' after winning a point.

Massive bitch fests :devil:

hankqq
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:40 PM
Miley Cyrus-her father is already a typical stage dad (even though he had a brief career before). I could just imagine him getting into fist fights with Yuri and the other crazy fathers.

Jessica Simpson-she would get confused during changeovers.

alex14
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:43 PM
Giselle and Adriana Lima :hearts::hearts::hearts:
would add a new dimension to the glamour girl of tennis!! :devil:

Slutati
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:45 PM
Courtney Love

Coffee&TV
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:01 PM
mariah carey-she will play in her high heels:lol:
Naomi Campbell-she will throw her racket at the umpire:bounce:
Amy Winehouse-smoking crack at change over:help:

Or maybe spit on the umpire's face :haha:

Mikey.
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:04 PM
Courtney Love

:hearts::kiss: Courtney would out slut Jelena :hearts:

Just Do It
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:14 PM
Perez Hilton vs Chris Crocker in Wimbledon WTA final.

G&R
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:19 PM
:worship:

She would definitely win Maria,Serena and other grunters with her 'multioctave' voice and whistle register!:bounce:

:worship::worship: go mariah!!

SOA_MC
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:29 PM
The crazy chick from the train http://www.mediatakeout.com/23350/shocking_video_disturbed_girl_terrorizes_elderly_w oman_on_an_atlanta_train.html

Pebbles
Jun 12th, 2008, 06:26 PM
Pink :lol:

roxi
Jun 12th, 2008, 06:34 PM
Amy Winehouse!!!! But she'd probably get banned for using illegal substances!!!!

Ksenia.
Jun 13th, 2008, 06:06 PM
Paris? Serena?

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3481/90468128pk1.jpg

Mikey.
Jun 13th, 2008, 06:39 PM
Paris? Serena?

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3481/90468128pk1.jpg

:spit::haha:

hacberto
Jun 13th, 2008, 07:56 PM
Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson

number33
Jun 13th, 2008, 08:27 PM
Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson

^instead of running, Michael would probably moon-walking after the ball :lol:

Mikey.
Jun 13th, 2008, 08:30 PM
^instead of running, Michael would probably moon-walking after the ball :lol:

You could never wrong foot him :eek:

Ksenia.
Jun 13th, 2008, 08:33 PM
Michael JacksonNooo, think about ballkinds :help:

Mikey.
Jun 13th, 2008, 08:37 PM
Nooo, think about ballkinds :help:

:spit::haha::spit::haha:

Renalicious
Jun 14th, 2008, 03:56 AM
Whitney and Martina could play doubles together in 2010. :drool: They have a lot of things in common if you know what I mean. ;)

ArturoAce.
Jun 14th, 2008, 03:57 AM
Elizabeth Shue is training to become a pro-tennis player at forty something...I wonder how that will go...:lol: