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JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 04:12 AM
What are some funny name based nicknames you've heard of or created? These are some of my faves (this is all in good fun)...

-Elena Demented
-Justine Hard*n (back when she was married)
-Maria Shriekapova
-Novak Jock Itch
-Weird Jelena Jankovic
-Venus Envy Williams
-Anna Pornikova
-Nicole Vaidisova For Dinner
-Anastasia Mosquito
-Ivan Lubricant
-Andy Rawdick

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 04:49 AM
What are some funny name based nicknames you've heard of or created? These are some of my faves (this is all in good fun)...

-Elena Demented
-Justine Hard*n (back when she was married)
-Maria Shriekapova
-Novak Jock Itch
-Weird Jelena Jankovic
-Venus Envy Williams
-Anna Pornikova
-Nicole Vaidisova For Dinner
-Anastasia Myskina
-Ivan Lubricant
-Andy Rawdick

I don't get that one.

southpaw58
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:06 AM
We should talk about the fan nicknames.

I personally love:

Mashabators
Reetards or is that Veetards?

those are funny. =)

Chunchun
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:07 AM
Maria Shutupova
Maria Semipova
Maria Screampova
Maria Sharapoverated

Slumpsova
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:14 AM
the one and only original; Nicole Devilsova :worship:

wild.river
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:23 AM
What are some funny name based nicknames you've heard of or created? These are some of my faves (this is all in good fun)...

-Anastasia Myskina


:confused:

DutchieGirl
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:24 AM
Maria Orgasmapova? :p

lympyisthebest
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:31 AM
Nicole Devilsova :devil:

strictennis
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:35 AM
I thought Momo was a terrible name

Coffee&TV
Jun 1st, 2008, 06:41 AM
Nicole Devilsova :devil:

She really is.. :devil:

RND
Jun 1st, 2008, 06:59 AM
No Lucie is the evil one of the two.
http://www.rolandgarros.com/images/pics/large/b_039_safarova_0528_cbs.jpg
Look at her face. :scared:

(Don't misunderstand me.I love Lucie. :angel: )

kittyking
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:04 AM
Shona Leg (Shona Lee, someone who a number of posts here have a crush on)

Adal
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:07 AM
She really is.. :devil:
Not anymore :sad:
Now she's Nicole Idontcaresova

Nikkiri
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:08 AM
I don't get that one.

Nicole invite us over for dinner :haha:

Slumpsova
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:08 AM
Not anymore :sad:
Now she's Nicole Idontcaresova
:haha:
unless you are a Copycatpova fan, i would give you a goodrep right away! :sad:

Slumpsova
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:10 AM
No Lucie is the evil one of the two.
http://www.rolandgarros.com/images/pics/large/b_039_safarova_0528_cbs.jpg
Look at her face. :scared:

(Don't misunderstand me.I love Lucie. :angel: )
Lucifer Safarova?

Adal
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:12 AM
What are some funny name based nicknames you've heard of or created? These are some of my faves (this is all in good fun)...
-Weird Jelena Jankovic
-Anastasia Myskina
-Nicole Vaidisova For Dinner


LMAO :haha:

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:27 AM
Lucifer Safarova?

:spit: Good rep comming. :yeah:

Coffee&TV
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:28 AM
Lucifer Safarova?

OMG :spit:

Dandy_Warhol
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:54 AM
Lucifer Safarova?

:lol::worship::lol:

Ksenia.
Jun 1st, 2008, 08:04 AM
You guys forgot Bananapova. This girls used to popular after 2006 USO :wavey:

TheBoiledEgg
Jun 1st, 2008, 08:07 AM
i got too many names i could put down but i wont

Slumpsova
Jun 1st, 2008, 08:08 AM
You guys forgot Bananapova. This girls used to popular after 2006 USO :wavey:
why? how about Bagelpova which was extremely popular at Indian Wells 2005? :wavey:

DutchieGirl
Jun 1st, 2008, 08:09 AM
i got too many names i could put down but i wont

Spoil sport. :p

kolan
Jun 1st, 2008, 08:10 AM
i got too many names i could put down but i wont

i dread to think :rolleyes:

:lol:

kwilliams
Jun 1st, 2008, 08:13 AM
I had names that I don't use anymore but I used to use these names when I was annoyed at them.

Manmo
Skanybitch or Skankobitch

Not very mature but I only meant them light-heartedly.

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:44 PM
I don't get that one.

Nicole "Invite us over" for Dinner.

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:44 PM
:confused:

Oops, I fixed it to read Anastasia Mosquito.

Slumpsova
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:46 PM
Nicole "Invite us over" for Dinner.
:tape:

Sean.
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:50 PM
My dad always calls the Serbians the Vitches?

And Goran Evan-eeza-vitch

ZeroSOFInfinity
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:50 PM
Nicole "Invite us over" for Dinner.

I still don't get the joke :scratch:

Oh by the way.. "Heninator", "Shriekypova" and "Squeakysovic". They are horrible :tape:

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:52 PM
Nicole "Invite us over" for Dinner.

Ohh ok :lol: That's pretty good.

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:54 PM
:lol: Remember those threads "Squeaky vs Shrieky" for the AO final :haha:

Slutati
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:54 PM
why? how about Bagelpova which was extremely popular at Indian Wells 2005? :wavey:
I love Bagelpova:hearts::inlove:

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:56 PM
Two more.....

-Lleyton Love Hewitt
-Serena the Teenage Witch
-

Sean.
Jun 1st, 2008, 02:57 PM
Two more.....

-Serena the Teenage Witch
-

:haha: I loved that programme!

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:01 PM
I still don't get the joke :scratch:

Oh by the way.. "Heninator", "Shriekypova" and "Squeakysovic". They are horrible :tape:

Well ask my mom, she's the one who came up with Vaidisova for dinner. Every time she comes onscreen my mom says that.

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:02 PM
:haha: I loved that programme!

I especially liked Salem the cat:)

Uranium
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:08 PM
I had names that I don't use anymore but I used to use these names when I was annoyed at them.

Manmo
Skanybitch or Skankobitch

Not very mature but I only meant them light-heartedly.
:haha::rolls:
Well ask my mom, she's the one who came up with Vaidisova for dinner. Every time she comes onscreen my mom says that.

:lol:

G&R
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:11 PM
Lucifer Safarova?

great :haha:

Aravanecaravan
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:12 PM
Fatrena and Ana Iamabitch are classics...

hayleytrotter
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:18 PM
I know a guy whos last name is roddick, and we call him penis squared, because rod + dick... two different names for you know what.

so i shall now call andy roddick andy penis2

hayleytrotter
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:18 PM
Fatrena and Ana Iamabitch are classics...


ana iamabitch... ha ha ha ha ha. :worship:. too good, and im an ana fan!

Aravanecaravan
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:19 PM
ana iamabitch... ha ha ha ha ha. :worship:. too good, and im an ana fan!

So am I. ;)

hayleytrotter
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:19 PM
Two more.....

-Lleyton Love Hewitt
-Serena the Teenage Witch
-

I would replace the w with a different letter, but oh well ;)

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:21 PM
iamabitch: priceless!

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:23 PM
Well ask my mom, she's the one who came up with Vaidisova for dinner. Every time she comes onscreen my mom says that.

Your mum and me would get on well :lol:

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:26 PM
I would replace the w with a different letter, but oh well ;)

Hey hey hey wait on a minute....


....she isn't a teenager anymore.

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:26 PM
What about...

Manny Carillo (she sounds like a man!)
Jelena Jock Itch (even better than Novak Jock Itch!)
Ekaterina Bitch-kova
Billie Jean Queen
The Farmer and Nadal
Richard Basket Case
Super Mario Ancic

And I know she's a figure skater but I have to include Irina Slut-skya

iheartjelenaj
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:28 PM
Fatrena and Ana Iamabitch are classics...

:haha:

I like Jankobitches, Veetards, Reetards,

Shrieky vs. Squeaky is funny, Bananapova :spit:, Pornikova :tape:

Ooh, also Marion Fatoli

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:28 PM
Your mum and me would get on well :lol:

Yay!

Slutati
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:29 PM
Iamabitch is funny, but it really doesn't rhyme with Sharapova:p

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:31 PM
what about

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
or Maria Von Trapapova

JennyS
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:32 PM
and how could I forget.... Lindsay Davenstork

Aravanecaravan
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:34 PM
and how could I forget.... Lindsay Davenstork


That's great! How ironic!

:lol:

:worship:

Aravanecaravan
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:44 PM
I once heard 'Anna Hotseytotsey' and thought it was cute.

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:45 PM
Iamabitch is funny, but it really doesn't rhyme with Sharapova:p

:spit::haha:

Slumpsova
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:46 PM
I once heard 'Anna Hotseytotsey' and thought it was cute.
i once herd Kim Clitoris and thought it was cute too. bc i didn't know what clitoris is back then :tape:

Aravanecaravan
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:47 PM
Doing my best Borat impression:

"Elena Va-ZHEE-na"

hayleytrotter
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:47 PM
Hey hey hey wait on a minute....


....she isn't a teenager anymore.

Hahahaha. Dang!

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 03:51 PM
i once herd Kim Clitoris and thought it was cute too. bc i didn't know what clitoris is back then :tape:

:lol::help::tape:

Mikey.
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:50 PM
Lets not let this one die yet. *bump*

dybbuk
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:53 PM
Karolina Sperm hasn't been mentioned, I'm surprised.

dybbuk
Jun 1st, 2008, 05:53 PM
Fatrena and Ana Iamabitch are classics...

Never heard that one before. One of my favorites. :sobbing:

Sexysova
Jun 1st, 2008, 06:41 PM
Nicole Devilsova :hearts: :devil:

Ana Ivanobitch.. it's funny to me :lol:

justine schnyder
Jun 1st, 2008, 06:56 PM
I liked Lucifer Safarova Iamabitch :haha:

Tipp
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:25 PM
Hantuchokeva, anyone?

G&R
Jun 1st, 2008, 07:50 PM
Hantuchokeva, anyone?

poor dani :lol::lol:
and is there a nickname for safina?

wild.river
Jun 1st, 2008, 09:03 PM
i once herd Kim Clitoris and thought it was cute too. bc i didn't know what clitoris is back then :tape:

:lol::devil:

Sharakim
Jun 1st, 2008, 09:07 PM
Ana Ivanahumpalot

miffedmax
Jun 1st, 2008, 10:20 PM
Oops, I fixed it to read Anastasia Mosquito.

Another bloodsucking name for the Countess.

Coffee&TV
Jun 1st, 2008, 10:53 PM
i once herd Kim Clitoris and thought it was cute too. bc i didn't know what clitoris is back then :tape:

:rolls:

Fatrena and Ana Iamabitch are classics...

:lol:

But my fav. would be that Squeaky vs Shrieky :hearts: :kiss:

LUVMIRZA
Jun 1st, 2008, 11:01 PM
I liked Quartarena & Squeaky. Jankobitch is the best :lol:!

n1ko0
Jun 1st, 2008, 11:35 PM
"Maid Marion" Bartoli
Alize Cornetto
Katarina Robotnik
Tathiana Garbage

also i used to call lindsay davenport "lazy dave"...lol it was funny to me coz sometimes she would never run for what looked like easy shots.:D

DutchieGirl
Jun 2nd, 2008, 01:13 AM
"Maid Marion" Bartoli
Alize Cornetto
Katarina Robotnik
Tathiana Garbage

also i used to call lindsay davenport "lazy dave"...lol it was funny to me coz sometimes she would never run for what looked like easy shots.:D
Tathiana Garbagebin is better. ;)

Slutati
Jun 2nd, 2008, 01:20 AM
Tathiana Garbagebin is better. ;)
OMG:rolls::rolls:

n1ko0
Jun 2nd, 2008, 01:27 AM
lol lucifer safarova was a gd 1! its hard to think of funny ones! lol errmmm.....Martina Muller Light?!?!