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plantman
Nov 28th, 2007, 05:03 AM
I'd send Serena a ticket to see Courtney Love in concert. She could see how to wear stockings with holes in the knees without lowering her head in shame!:lol:

Serenidad.
Nov 28th, 2007, 05:23 AM
I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine. :spit:

doni1212
Nov 28th, 2007, 05:34 AM
I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine. :spit:

:lol: Absolutely crushed plantmans answer, haha. And I couldn't agree more, :yeah:
Think up something about Sharapova for me, lol. I'm going 2 bed, :wavey:

plantman
Nov 28th, 2007, 05:38 AM
I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine. :spit:

That's it! Funds must be tight huh?

plantman
Nov 28th, 2007, 05:42 AM
:lol: Absolutely crushed plantmans answer, haha. And I couldn't agree more, :yeah:
Think up something about Sharapova for me, lol. I'm going 2 bed, :wavey:

Crushed? Not even close....Good Night Doni. It's just like you to respond without your own thoughts. :lol:

So Disrespectful
Nov 28th, 2007, 05:43 AM
I'd send Justine chicken fillets. :devil:

plantman
Nov 28th, 2007, 05:46 AM
I'd send Justine chicken fillets. :devil:

Chicken fillets.........She might enjoy those!:)

ZeroSOFInfinity
Nov 28th, 2007, 06:16 AM
I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine. :spit:

Hey Santa... don't get yourself broke giving all the above to Justine. :p

ZeroSOFInfinity
Nov 28th, 2007, 06:21 AM
Think up something about Sharapova for me, lol. I'm going 2 bed, :wavey:

Shame on you! Can't you do it yourself? :p

So Disrespectful
Nov 28th, 2007, 06:22 AM
Chicken fillets.........She might enjoy those!:)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_enhancement :)

kittyking
Nov 28th, 2007, 06:24 AM
This is so easy!

A 'When to use the right tennis shot for Dummies' - I hope she knows how to read though....

ZeroSOFInfinity
Nov 28th, 2007, 06:55 AM
Oh yeah... my present...

I'll give "Crazy Swiss Miss" a new husband. One that does not act like a jerk and kick bottles for fun.

plantman
Nov 28th, 2007, 07:02 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_enhancement :)

Again.....She might enjoy them!

justine schnyder
Nov 28th, 2007, 07:39 AM
For Maria- A friendly picture of Ana with Novak :devil:
For Serena- A nice delivery of 1234 cheeseburgers supersize

égalité
Nov 28th, 2007, 08:01 AM
I have two least favorite players! :tape:

For the first one, a weekend getaway on the "Pride of the Seas" cruise ship, so she can pick up the kind of guys she typically goes for.

For the second, maybe I'd set up interviews for her company with some better designers. :tape:

ViennaCalling
Nov 28th, 2007, 08:06 AM
Silicone implants.

BuTtErFrEnA
Nov 28th, 2007, 12:28 PM
I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine. :spit:

:worship: nothing more!! LOL

BuTtErFrEnA
Nov 28th, 2007, 12:30 PM
I have two least favorite players! :tape:

For the first one, a weekend getaway on the "Pride of the Seas" cruise ship, so she can pick up the kind of guys she typically goes for.

For the second, maybe I'd set up interviews for her company with some better designers. :tape:

awww addidas can't make serena like outfits for jh :hug: but its nice you consider it :p lol