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Xander
Nov 6th, 2007, 12:03 PM
Since we've become a celebrity drama-obsessed universe, select all the poll options you'd like to see occur on the WTA tour in 2008. LOL

:p

Renalicious
Nov 6th, 2007, 12:10 PM
A lesbian scandal between two straight players :o

ZeroSOFInfinity
Nov 6th, 2007, 12:19 PM
Nude for Playboy.... I wonder who :devil:

ViennaCalling
Nov 6th, 2007, 12:26 PM
Nude for Playboy.... I wonder who :devil:

:ignore: I won't say nothing :tape:

vettipooh
Nov 6th, 2007, 12:27 PM
Player X reveals long standing affair with coach--coach divorces and marries Player X.

Renalicious
Nov 6th, 2007, 12:45 PM
Player X poses for Playboy and is voted 'World's Sexiest Female' and the day after, she gets married to Player XXX (who's also female and Player X's doubles player.) in the Little White Chapel in Las Vegas. Shortly after, they are the first females to ever appear on the cover of DNA (a gay magazine.) The pics are explicit. :lol:

Player A throws a tennis racquet at Player B when she loses a point. Player B is driven to hospital and when she arrives back on the circuit, she loses a tightly contested match against Player A and instead of shaking hands, she gives her a backhand slap to the face and kicks her water bottle.

Player C is found pregnant and after a test is done, it is found that the father is Head CEO of the ITF. Soon after, sex tapes of Player C and several male umpires are leaked onto the internet. Player C is then fined and told not to play at the WT anymore, she is stricked of all her titles and her baby.

ZeroSOFInfinity
Nov 6th, 2007, 12:53 PM
Larry Scott having a "special relationship" with one of the WTA players. News broke out and he was found lying in a pool of blood, killed with a tennis racquet.

Problem is, the killer was never caught, although someone was heard shouting "I'm gonna kill that S.O.B for making my daughter pregnant!" during a press confrence... :tape:

Direwolf
Nov 6th, 2007, 02:28 PM
what an ugly poll..!!

I'd be surprise
if Serena, showing her compton side
actually beats the hell out of Justine
pulling her hair after a handshake....

Venus EleVen wardrobe malfunction...

biggest SCanDAL would be..
Venus beating Serena in 4 of the 7 big events
and admitting afterwards that
she was just giving it back
what Venus gave her in 02-03

worthless scandal:
sam n lisa getting married
n stubbs trying to stop their marriage..

Momo...
has sex implants

Venus's seethru wimbledon gown.

not really a scandal...
kim coming out of a retirement
n confessing that lleyton was the real father...

Sharapovas sex video with Ollie Rochus

Rafafa Nadal comes out of the closet,
totally hot, plays with skirts and
still picks his butt

Jankovic playing with a thong..
then had her period on the court

Marion Bartoli wearing Serena's catsuit errhmm..
hipposuit...

Ksenia.
Nov 6th, 2007, 02:38 PM
None, thanks. This is tennis, not Hollywood.. as yet

Shvedbarilescu
Nov 6th, 2007, 02:54 PM
I would absolute hate to hear about any WTA player tanking a match for money. That would just be terrible for the sport. I also do not ever want to hear any player ever demonstrating any views that suggest an intolerance towards people of any nationality, religion, sexual persuasion etc. An intolerance towards far right political thinking on the other hand is okay although as a good liberal even this I wouldn't want to encourage. :angel:

As for the other selections, well I would only enjoy hearing about a player attempting to poison an opponent if A) the player in question was one I really disliked in the 1st place and B) the plot was discovered before anyone actually got hurt.

And the rest? In most cases these stories would be mildly ammusing providing they involved players I was not terribly fond of. The exception to this being a player appearing in Playboy. Even if, indeed in a few cases particularly if, this involved one of my favorite players (Hantuchova or Myskina perhaps?) I can't see this upseting me at all. Far from it.

However I do find Playboy rather tacky and what would be much better would be if one of the more attractive players did a nude shoot for a high art fashion magazine like Numero, Pop or Purple, or even Vogue. Photographed by someone as skilled as Mario Testino or Paolo Reversi, this would just make my day. Certainly the most desirable of scandals possible.

miffedmax
Nov 6th, 2007, 03:47 PM
Player X is caught drinking her opponent's blood.

stickwitju(ju)
Nov 6th, 2007, 04:07 PM
After winning a match Player X talking about taking a shit during a REAL bathroom break and how it helped her get back into it and eventually win.

Player X telling the press how her opponent farted during the match.

:hatoff:

justine schnyder
Nov 6th, 2007, 04:13 PM
what an ugly poll..!!

I'd be surprise
if Serena, showing her compton side
actually beats the hell out of Justine
pulling her hair after a handshake....

Venus EleVen wardrobe malfunction...

biggest SCanDAL would be..
Venus beating Serena in 4 of the 7 big events
and admitting afterwards that
she was just giving it back
what Venus gave her in 02-03

worthless scandal:
sam n lisa getting married
n stubbs trying to stop their marriage..

Momo...
has sex implants

Venus's seethru wimbledon gown.

not really a scandal...
kim coming out of a retirement
n confessing that lleyton was the real father...

Sharapovas sex video with Ollie Rochus

Rafafa Nadal comes out of the closet,
totally hot, plays with skirts and
still picks his butt

Jankovic playing with a thong..
then had her period on the court

Marion Bartoli wearing Serena's catsuit errhmm..
hipposuit...

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I voted for a plyer who make a holliwood couple to break up..I bet on Jankovic :devil:

stefi62
Nov 6th, 2007, 04:15 PM
Finally a player still active on tour reveals the abuses she's been victim of for years! Maybe that would help change things...

Volcana
Nov 6th, 2007, 06:18 PM
Sharapova signing an additional 100 million dollars in endorsement deals, then announcing she's a lesbian.

Jarrett
Nov 6th, 2007, 06:22 PM
Player X has wardrobe malfunction at WTA EVENT, please.

GracefulVenus
Nov 6th, 2007, 07:25 PM
Venus and Serena both enter and then a day before, Withdraw from Indian Wells!

Sally Struthers
Nov 6th, 2007, 07:32 PM
Player J fails a chromosome test which shows that Player J is in fact a male as many infer from Player J's ultra flat chest and boyish looks.

Pasta-Na
Nov 6th, 2007, 07:56 PM
serena says "unlucky shots" to juju :p

Olórin
Nov 6th, 2007, 08:05 PM
Venus and Serena both enter and then a day before, Withdraw from Indian Wells!

That would just be the best! :haha:

Bartosh
Nov 6th, 2007, 08:14 PM
Venus and Serena both enter and then a day before, Withdraw from Indian Wells!

And 2 days before they says: I'm so excited to be here, Indian Wells is the best tournament for me - I Love IW :p

shap_half
Nov 6th, 2007, 08:48 PM
A bunch of players doing a commercial where they all say, "I hate Dubai!" "I just hate Dubai!" "I hate the shopping in Dubai!"

kittyking
Nov 6th, 2007, 08:49 PM
Hopefully a Wardrobe Malfunction - It made Janet Jackson famous (and helped Justin too)

miffedmax
Nov 6th, 2007, 09:09 PM
Oh, I'd also like to see Player X and her scandously atrocious serve win a grand slam, then fire her mother.

danieln1
Nov 6th, 2007, 09:14 PM
Every one except the last! They are very funny...

Serena!
Nov 6th, 2007, 09:58 PM
i hope justine gets arrested for life after killing her lesbo lover. BAM.

petkoan
Nov 6th, 2007, 10:31 PM
Henin nude for Playboy..........hahahahahahahaha hilarius....:D :D :D :D

williams.i.am
Nov 7th, 2007, 11:55 AM
i would luv to see a beatdown of a photographer and for serena to be doin the beatdown. :lol:

esquímaux
Nov 7th, 2007, 03:02 PM
Marion Bartoli wearing Serena's catsuit errhmm..
hipposuit...OoOoOoOoh Now THAT would be bringing sexy back, non? http://1.myfreebulletinboard.com/wta/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Sally Struthers
Nov 7th, 2007, 03:11 PM
Serena converting to lesbianism and announcing it on her Myspace page

IanRadi
Nov 7th, 2007, 03:46 PM
Photos from two tennis players (a man and a woman) having sex :eek:

The Witch-king
Mar 5th, 2010, 10:37 AM
Mashona Washington and that other girl that posed nude i forget her name :o