Well, a little while back somebody suggested a bagel girls fantasy tournament for the board. I think I have come up with an idea for one, based on a fantasy tennis game a friend of mine used to run. What would happen.... we'd have a draw of 16 bagel girls (or 32 if the game is popular enough) and I'd let everyone enter 2 BG's. How this system works... you would send me 5 different numbers for each player. Then, I would use the "random" button on my calculator to determine the matches. How it would work... say we have Nancy Loeffler-Caro vs. Dewonder Davis. Nancy has the numbers "5,3,4,0,2" and "serves" first. If any of her numbers are generated, then she would "hold" the service game. If any different numbers were generated, then Dewonder would "break" serve. Then, I would generate a number for Dewonder, then Nancy again, etc. until the match is won. There wouldn't be any tiebreaks either, they would just play out the set. I figured this was the best way to do it, since all the BG's are equally bad, and this would make the 'matches' very even. ;)
So what do you guys think? If you want to enter, post in this thread, which player you want and her 5 numbers. If you don't know any Bagel Girls, just tell me and I can assign you one. :)
If you got any questions too just ask!
Jul 12th, 2002, 04:59 PM
*bump* for all the bagels that didn't see this ;)
Jul 12th, 2002, 05:41 PM
LOL! Great idea Vanity! I pick Nancy, have to go with good old Canadian pickins! Her numbers are 4-1-7-5-3:)
VSFan1 aka Joshua L.
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:08 PM
I want Dewonder Davis :D
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:15 PM
Carly baby u r mine :D
five numbers : 0 (lol, what else) , 3, 4, 7, 8
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:17 PM
good picks guys ;)
if we don't get enough people then I can just make up the rest. :)
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:20 PM
jp, you took my Queen Keiko! :p
I'll choose the spiritual Karen Fodera! :D
2 4 5 6 8
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:22 PM
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:32 PM
Thanks danker :)
that now brings the total to 5 players entered. ;)
The follow bagel girls are still left:
Anais Marie Moreno
Anna Maria Kacca
Ana Maria Sismondini
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:42 PM
Laila Shitt.... Laila Shetty ;)
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:45 PM
Oh yes, there is also these 3 girls with funny names that you can enter....
Esther Tur Tur
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:50 PM
Can I have Velvet Canada?
If you type those numbers in a calculator, with the 7 between the 1 and 3, then turn it over, it sort of spells "hello". (Actually, try .01134)
I believe Tsippy Waterman is still available.
Jul 12th, 2002, 06:53 PM
LOL @ Brian ;) I'll try that....
I forgot about Velvet! she's entered now! and yes, Tsippy is still available for anyone who wants her. ;)
Jul 12th, 2002, 07:19 PM
And if you type in 2318008 and turn the calculator upside down it spells BOOBIES. Lmao, how immature am I.:D
Jul 12th, 2002, 08:08 PM
u can also type out BOOBLESS but ill let u figure it out.
Jul 12th, 2002, 08:19 PM
Jul 12th, 2002, 08:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT MARCELLE HIRT?
SHE GOT BAGELED IN ALL HER MATCHES IN 10K!
I saw one of her lost against Manisha Malhorta.
Manisha said after this match that she felt sorry for her and almost gave her a game...but hirt couldn't convert any break point!
Jul 12th, 2002, 08:21 PM
hehehhee, you can enter her if you want! ;)
Jul 12th, 2002, 08:24 PM
Boobless is 22318008:D
Jul 12th, 2002, 08:24 PM
Replace the 1 with a 7:o
Jul 12th, 2002, 08:34 PM
2 7 4 8 5
Jul 12th, 2002, 08:47 PM
I choose Ana-Maria Kacca. lol@the name!!
Jul 12th, 2002, 10:13 PM
okay we have 9 girls entered now. ;)
VSFan1 aka Joshua L.
Jul 12th, 2002, 11:46 PM
Vanity....are you really playing in the Montreal $25k?
jp....are you also going to enter some events next year?
What are ya'lls names....I want to keep an eye out for some future prospects! :D
BTW - Elizabeth Freeman-Young is entered into Evansville (she is on the "Alternate To Qualifying" list. ;)
Jul 13th, 2002, 12:17 AM
I am trying to get entered into the Vancouver 25k :) ... but it's very poorly organized. :rolleyes:
Jul 13th, 2002, 08:25 PM
You left off my least favorite bagel girl: Martha Garzon-Elkins. Can I put her in? Here's hoping for a first round bagel.
Numbers 0 3 4 6 8
Jul 13th, 2002, 08:28 PM
Easier .......... why don't you just use a DICE
if both throws are the same then next one is the TB ;)
Jul 15th, 2002, 12:41 AM
okay guys, thanks for all the entries. :)
i got 10 players... so I'll make 6 more and then I'll do the draw and post it here :)
Jul 15th, 2002, 12:51 AM
here's the draw....
Karen Fodera vs. Stephanie Hershfield
Keiko Tameishi vs. Laila Shetty
Vanessa Lima vs. Anna Maria Kacca
Nancy Loeffler-Caro vs. Dima Al'Sadi
Ksenia Gorbounova vs. Velvet Canada
Carly Homewood vs. Martha Garzon-Elkins
Ingrid Peltier vs. Becky Brown Katie McGlennen
Dewonder Davis vs. Anais Marie Moreno
Jul 15th, 2002, 01:05 AM
I will also put on a "consolation" tournament for those who get knocked out first round. ;)
Jul 15th, 2002, 01:19 AM
ill kick your ass Keiko!
Jul 15th, 2002, 01:54 AM
I wanted to put Katie Mcglennen in this but it's probably too late but if it isn't 5-8-7-3-2
Jul 15th, 2002, 03:23 AM
selesfan1, since you were the original suggester of a bagel girl tournament (and you seemed to have missed this post before), I'll take out Becky Brown and put in Katie against Ingrid Peltier (neither players belong to anyone).
Jul 15th, 2002, 04:26 AM
Oh no, is it too late?? Can I have any leftover bagel?? lol
4, 6, 7, 9, 2
Jul 15th, 2002, 05:19 AM
Monqiue, you can have Ingrid Peltier. ;)
Jul 15th, 2002, 11:43 AM
I wanna join too
please give me Stefanie Hershfield or Kate Boomershine
Jul 15th, 2002, 09:15 PM
What you've been all waiting for... the first round results of the Bagel Girls Fantasy Tournament! Here they are:
lol, thats when you know you REALLY suck, when you get double-bageled in the CONSOLATION first round of a BAGEL GIRLS tournament!!!
Jul 17th, 2002, 03:25 PM
ARGH! Velvet, Velvet, Velvet. You're not supposed to GIVE bagels. Tsk, this woman has no future. :)
Am I correct in assuming she'll face DeWonder next? Time to take a dive, Velvet. Ignore all of those fans telling you they don't want a Nancy/Dewonder final.
Keiko lost to Karen Fodera? Oh, the shame... :o
Jul 17th, 2002, 03:46 PM
ill stop the Dewonder/Loffer Caro final!!!
Jul 17th, 2002, 05:00 PM
Oh yes, I forgot to post the semifinal matches ;)
Laila Shetty vs. Nancy Loeffler-Caro
Velvet Canada vs. Dewonder Davis
Karen Fodera vs. Vanessa Lima
Martha Garzon-Elkins vs. Anais Marie Moreno
Jul 18th, 2002, 12:00 AM
I'm looking forward to a Nancy/Dewonder final. Don't worry Brian, I'm sure you'll find another talentless girl to cosh, and she won't have the NERVE to win a match. I'd drop Velvet now if I were you, talent is NOT acceptable on the BGTA circuit!:fiery: Semi scores Vanity?;)
Jul 18th, 2002, 01:50 AM
Talk about all or nothing. The first round losers will need to hitch a ride home. Hope Moreno anniliates Martha.
Next questions Vanity; where is the tounament being held and on what network is it telecast. Since it's a fantasy tournament maybe we will finally get some decent TV coverage.
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:00 AM
The tournament is being held in Monte Carlo. :)
The tournament will be telecast on every channel. No one wants to miss this! ;)
Bye Bye Martha. Hope you have to spend your prize money on the ticket home.
Nancy vs. Velvet. Undoubtably going to be the most watched tennis match of all time.
One last thing Vanity, who are the commentators for the tournament?
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:30 AM
The commentators were originally supposed to be Chris Evert and Eddie "the eagle" Edwards. However, everyone complained about Chris Evert's kiss of death, so we managed to get Eva Bes, who is available due to an injury and has some recent experience with receiving bagels. So, Eva Bes and Eddie. ;)
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:34 AM
Great picks Vanity :)
Jul 18th, 2002, 11:56 AM
what about Montanes, he got double bagles on the ATP!!
Jul 18th, 2002, 01:12 PM
Nancy:) THe final should be won 6-0 6-0, just for fun;)
VSFan1 aka Joshua L.
Jul 18th, 2002, 01:17 PM
:sad: Dewonder lost....but she got $100,000 :D
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:14 PM
Vanessa plays the final!!!
Can't you do a round robin draw with the 4 finalists???
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:53 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if Nancy won the title, and then failed a drug test? :)
In preperation for the final, I'm bringing Janet "Happy" Ho out of retirement to serve as practice partner for Velvet.
should have taken Tsippy Waterman...
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:58 PM
I am planning to make this into a full game hopefully.... perhaps Happy Ho will come out of retirement and join the tour. ;)
and I am sure Tsippy Waterman will join too. ;)
Jul 19th, 2002, 12:42 AM
Okay guys, I got a forum for this game now.... go here:
I'll be posting rules and what not. Everyone who currently has a player can keep that player, unless you want to switch or not continue on with the game. I'll even run a doubles too, if enough people sign up. :)
Jul 19th, 2002, 02:10 AM
well the moment you've all been waiting for....
Velvet Canada def. Nancy Loeffler Caro 6-4 6-4
Vanessa Lima def. Anais Marie Moreno 5-7 10-8 13-11
Congratulations to Velvet and Vanessa for winning their respective finals. "Nice try" goes out to Nancy and Anais for finishing runner-up. :)
now, please visit the game forum:
Jul 19th, 2002, 06:07 AM
Steffi Graf models the trophy Velvet will be taking home: