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Slutiana
Jul 16th, 2007, 09:59 PM
Lol i think it's about time we had 1 since we don't exactly speak about ITF Tournaments in the thread:p

Great News about Jelena...lets hope she does come back

Just Do It
Jul 18th, 2007, 04:08 PM
This wont work :lol:

Slutiana
Jul 18th, 2007, 04:18 PM
i know :o :help:

muniu
Jul 10th, 2008, 10:11 PM
Great idea , shame it won't work :sad: Big chat thread about Jeca :yummy:

muniu
Jul 10th, 2008, 10:12 PM
and btw it's my msn :p muniuatp@hotmail.com :wavey:

Just Do It
Jul 11th, 2008, 01:15 PM
and btw it's my msn :p muniuatp@hotmail.com :wavey:

Added you :wavey:

muniu
Jul 11th, 2008, 05:24 PM
Added you :wavey:

:wavey:

Golovinjured.
Jul 14th, 2008, 08:16 AM
I didn't see this..


Let's make it work - there are enough Dokicians on this board :D It just won't be as big as the thread title suggests - so what? :lol:

Is this the greatest tennis picture ever or what?
http://blog.joins.com/usr/t/o/tony4328/22/jelena-dokic16.jpg

Ben.
Jul 14th, 2008, 08:18 AM
Its all right :p

Golovinjured.
Jul 14th, 2008, 08:23 AM
Alright? :ras:

I was gonna start a thread like this when Jelena broke the Top 200 called:

"The OMG-Jelena-is-Top-200-Once-Again Thread"

But Jelena is taking her time :rolleyes: She must win Stuttfart!

slavicpower
Jul 14th, 2008, 01:03 PM
Yes she must win Darmstadt, any big fans add me nattyhudso@hotmail.com

Just Do It
Jul 14th, 2008, 01:12 PM
I didn't see this..


Let's make it work - there are enough Dokicians on this board :D It just won't be as big as the thread title suggests - so what? :lol:

Is this the greatest tennis picture ever or what?
http://blog.joins.com/usr/t/o/tony4328/22/jelena-dokic16.jpg

I think there is one better, she is in the same outfit, but you can see half of her face :lol:

muniu
Jul 14th, 2008, 03:35 PM
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4795/jelena160sq6.jpg
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3643/930fn2.jpg
Miami lt Dementieva :sad:
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4078/1171fw8.jpg
NY lost to Pierce , it was os close :[

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2874/1088na5.jpg

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just Do It
Jul 14th, 2008, 04:01 PM
I love that light blonde hair, so hot.

muniu
Jul 14th, 2008, 04:12 PM
I love that light blonde hair, so hot.

+ Fila outfit = :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

Just Do It
Jul 18th, 2008, 09:56 PM
Only 2 Dokictards added me :ras:

Mr.Kardashian
Jul 19th, 2008, 11:14 AM
Jelena is amazing.... my religion would be Jelena Dokic if i had one

Golovinjured.
Jul 31st, 2008, 04:08 AM
Is anyone getting annoyed by Sonic The Hedgehog in GM lately? Closing so many threads..

and where has Deuce gone? Haven't seen him for ages on here...

OZTENNIS
Jul 31st, 2008, 04:15 AM
LOL, I don't even know who Sonic the Hedgehog is...
But seeing as he/she/it is a mod, they are probably yet another control freak

Uranium
Jul 31st, 2008, 04:33 AM
Sonic is power hungry:o
All the new mods, I don't like at all, I like the older ones more:o

Golovinjured.
Jul 31st, 2008, 05:17 AM
Yeah the power went to his head that's for sure. Every time one post not related to tennis is brought up, he closes a thread :retard:

What a fuckhead :o

OZTENNIS
Jul 31st, 2008, 06:42 AM
:haha:
Maybe I should become a mod, put some balance back in the system :lol:

Uranium
Jul 31st, 2008, 06:43 AM
I have theories of the reasons why the new mods were chosen:angel:

OZTENNIS
Jul 31st, 2008, 06:45 AM
^^^^
Would you like to share :p

Uranium
Jul 31st, 2008, 07:15 AM
^^^^
Would you like to share :p

no, they could be watching us:scared:
;)

Golovinjured.
Jul 31st, 2008, 07:43 AM
It's a free world, they can't ban us for speaking freely, unless they're Chinese :unsure:

Ballbasher
Aug 2nd, 2008, 12:41 PM
Any Dokictard here? :)

Just Do It
Aug 2nd, 2008, 01:06 PM
I'm always here :wavey: Stalking Dokic forum every day :tape:

powerbackhand
Aug 2nd, 2008, 02:32 PM
i feel that we are being oppressed but we must strugggle on and evade the troubled waters that is this fearsome reign of power. Our secret meetings are the only solution to overthrough the fast moving onslaught of the others but i have an everlasting sense of anxiety as i feel i am constantly being watched, every movement tracked and noticed. We must act quickly.

Ps: if i dissappear it is because they have caught me

Just Do It
Aug 2nd, 2008, 04:30 PM
I think powerbackhand is our version of @SweetCleopatra ?

powerbackhand
Aug 2nd, 2008, 05:44 PM
im so much better than that suicidal loser

powerbackhand
Aug 2nd, 2008, 07:35 PM
where is everyone..HAVe they been silenced................WE are in danger

Golovinjured.
Aug 3rd, 2008, 04:32 AM
I'm still here :wavey:

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 12:44 AM
I'm gonna be here, chatting all day, until Dokic's match.
I just finished a 10 year shift, had no sleep for about 22 hours. KEEP ME AWAKE!

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 12:48 AM
You're a bitch.

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 12:49 AM
Jelena is amazing.... my religion would be Jelena Dokic if i had one

Dokicism:hearts:

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 12:53 AM
Uranalisloosefromtoomuchfaghagsex! :hearts:


How are you?
Wetting yourself in excitement?

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 12:55 AM
Uranalisloosefromtoomuchfaghagsex! :hearts:


How are you?
Wetting yourself in excitement?

No.:weirdo: I could report you.:devil:

Good, and yourself, still the third wheel of the Tati Sluts?

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:03 AM
No, don't. :(
I don't think I want to be a Golovin fan anymore, everyone think I want to be a Tati Slut. :rolleyes:

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:04 AM
I should report you since you made up lies like that:o
:lol:Be a Dokic slut then:hearts:

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:11 AM
I can't be one, single slut. That's pathetic. :weirdo:
Dokic deserves better.

Where is your Dokic avatar/sig combo? WORST. DOKIC. FAN. EVAR.

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:14 AM
Where's your avatar? Bitch:o
I will get a Dokic one after today when we get new pics:ras:

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:18 AM
I was gonna make one of Amelie with crosses on her eyes, as if she was murdered, but the computer I'm on has no GIMP. :(
Get an old Dokic avatar atleast, for the match.

Seriously, do you think she can win?
I don't want to get my hopes up.

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:23 AM
I think she has a shot, hell Tanasugarn and Dellacqua have beaten Momo lately.
But I am nervous Momo did have a bit of a run at the end of the season, making Luxembourg QFs, taking Dina to 3 sets at Moscow and R16 at USO.
I have my hopes up, they will most likely be crushed, but I think she has a shot, but if she doesn't win I won't be shocked.

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:26 AM
Also, I am just glad she is on the main tour again and not stupid ITFs:bounce:

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:30 AM
Yeah, I don't know. I don't even want to think about her losing 6-0 6-1 or something. :sobbing:

What time is it there? What are you doing now?
I'm watching the Brisbane tourny on TV, it looks good. Nice stadium, way better then Gold Coast. :weirdo:
But the camera is at a weird angle, like too high. I hope they fix it before Dokic comes on.

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:32 AM
It's 8:32PM, I am watching Vaidisova play:hearts:
I can't wait, I fell asleep for an hour before, so now I am ready to stay up all night and wait and then watch Dokic:lol:

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:38 AM
Is she playing like shit, like 2008 form? That is :hearts:
I'm going to have to go get Subway soon, I'm getting tired. I hope Stosur and Baghdatis can win quickly.

IceHock
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:39 AM
i have a feeling her match is going to be really close, idk why, but i'm getting the feeling.

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:40 AM
No, she is up a set, playing patiently a bit and Alla is cracking the ball a few times too, good match:p

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:43 AM
Ugh, boring. Angry, miss-every-second-ball-by-4-feet-asova is much better.

:inlove:

Hi IceHock, your name?

IceHock
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:45 AM
matt

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:46 AM
Vaidisova is much better now:worship:

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:52 AM
matt

Hey, I'm Sam. What's goin on?

Vaidisova is much better now:worship:

*yawn

What's the point then? I only liked watching her last year because her game was like a trainwreck. :tape:
Stosur just won 6-2 6-3. One more match, then Jelena. :D:D:D

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:55 AM
Is she playing like shit, like 2008 form? That is :hearts:
I'm going to have to go get Subway soon, I'm getting tired. I hope Stosur and Baghdatis can win quickly.

Are you like the Australian Jared?:unsure:


Joking:p

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 01:58 AM
Are you like the Australian Jared?:unsure:


Joking:p

My name is Sam. :weirdo: :weirdo: :o
But yeah, I'm obsessed with Subway. It's the biggest thing to hit my town since Marion visited.

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:02 AM
My name is Sam. :weirdo: :weirdo: :o
But yeah, I'm obsessed with Subway. It's the biggest thing to hit my town since Marion visited.

:rolls:

doktor
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:05 AM
she was just gettin interviewed on channel 7 lookin hot as fuck!!!

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:07 AM
OMG They just had an interview with (a very tanned) Jelena on Channel 7! :hearts:

She said:
she wants to play Fed Cup. :hearts:
she wants to extend her career for another 6-7 years. :eek: :hearts:
she's a fighter :armed: :hearts:
the whole 'personal issues' thing

This is giving me goosebumps. She looks so good, tanned, and really really happy.
I hope she performs well today.

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:09 AM
OMG They just had an interview with (a very tanned) Jelena on Channel 7! :hearts:

She said:
she wants to play Fed Cup. :hearts:
she wants to extend her career for another 6-7 years. :eek: :hearts:
she's a fighter :armed: :hearts:
the whole 'personal issues' thing

This is giving me goosebumps. She looks so good, tanned, and really really happy.
I hope she performs well today.

Glad to hear, by her comment "I don't think i'll push it anymore" made me think that if this year was a bust she would retire. But now :bounce: Glad to hear she is tanned too:hearts:

doktor
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:11 AM
she said she wants to play 2012 olympics...

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:14 AM
Oh yeah that too, I forgot. :lol: YAYYYY!

doktor
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:16 AM
she was lookin red hot in the mickey mouse t shirt

Babolatpro880
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:59 AM
It'd be nice if Bagdhatis and Nieminen could hurry the FUCK up, cuz I'm tired of waiting. I'm not quite as optimistic as you Uranium :( I'm just hoping Jelena doesn't get embarrassed and disappear forever.

Dominic
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:01 AM
Hi dokic lovers im bored, please entertain me!:)

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:02 AM
It'd be nice if Bagdhatis and Nieminen could hurry the FUCK up, cuz I'm tired of waiting. I'm not quite as optimistic as you Uranium :( I'm just hoping Jelena doesn't get embarrassed and disappear forever.

In all honesty, when was the last time Mauresmo cruised through an opponent, Dokic will be fine IMO.

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:05 AM
I went out to get lunch, came back, and Baghdatis/Niemenen are still in the first set. :weirdo:

Uranium
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:06 AM
Wrong:smash:
Marcos won the first:p

Babolatpro880
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:07 AM
In all honesty, when was the last time Mauresmo cruised through an opponent, Dokic will be fine IMO.

True, Gehrlein even took a set off her at the end of last year :lol:

OK, Baghdatis won the first set, now cruise through the second and let Jelena on.

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:11 AM
Baghdatis/Niemenen will go to 3 sets.

ninanina19
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:15 AM
Baghdatis/Niemenen will go to 3 sets.

I know:rolleyes:. I'll go take a shower. Fingers crossed Baghdatis will be leading in the 2nd by the time I'm done.

Dominic
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:15 AM
Baghdatis/Niemenen will go to 3 sets.

those dumbasses

ninanina19
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:20 AM
2-0. I'm trying to find this match interesting but :rolleyes:. Not to mention when I'm bored I eat :scared:.

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 03:31 AM
^ LOL.

I'm watching Dellacqua/Lisicki. Much better

Just Do It
Jan 5th, 2009, 06:50 AM
This thread is alive :inlove:

ninanina19
Jan 5th, 2009, 07:02 AM
This thread is alive :inlove:
Have you slept or did you stay up the whole night :lol:?

Golovinjured.
Jan 5th, 2009, 07:06 AM
I'm going to sleep, have to work in 5 hours. :(
So indifferent. Happy, and proud, and disappointed, and angry, and tired. So many emotions.

Bye guys.

Just Do It
Jan 5th, 2009, 07:12 AM
Have you slept or did you stay up the whole night :lol:?

I got up at 2-2 in the 2nd set :lol:

Golovinjured.
Jan 25th, 2009, 05:56 AM
I've been kind of mellow today, which is weird because I've been hyper on the eve of Jelena's past matches (Mauresmo, Paszek, Chakvetadze, Wozniacki) but it's just hit me.
Jelena is playing a GS 4th Round tonight. :bigcry::bigcry:

Anyone else here? :angel:

Golovinjured.
Jan 25th, 2009, 08:16 AM
You guys are so fucking rude. :o

WhatTheDeuce
Jan 25th, 2009, 08:28 AM
Lulz

Golovinjured.
Jan 31st, 2009, 06:49 AM
Mhmm, we should really be using this a lot more.
I can't believe someone closed my Rennae Stubbs hating thread. :sobbing: It was so good.

Sectumsempra
Jan 31st, 2009, 08:32 AM
I can't believe someone closed my Rennae Stubbs hating thread. :sobbing: It was so good.

create another thread about it :devil: :p

Golovinjured.
Jan 31st, 2009, 08:35 AM
I couldn't do that. I would get banned and I would feel so bad if I deprived this forum of my humour and wit. :angel:

Brett.
Jan 31st, 2009, 09:53 AM
I saw Jelena on JetStar commercial! Not too bad! Really proud of her!

Just Do It
Jan 31st, 2009, 11:01 AM
Mhmm, we should really be using this a lot more.
I can't believe someone closed my Rennae Stubbs hating thread. :sobbing: It was so good.

They closed my thread " haters " in JJ's forum as well. And it was so fun :(

Alizé Molik
Jan 31st, 2009, 11:39 AM
they close all the good threads!

I saw Jeca on that Jetstar commercial too! I have to say, she's no magda shababababunski but she was incredibly good!

Golovinjured.
Jan 31st, 2009, 11:47 AM
When did you see it?

They do close all the good threads, what is wrong with them. :weirdo:

Daniel K
Jan 31st, 2009, 12:04 PM
Ugh i want to see it. Well no-one could live up to Magda Szubanski(?) but i'm sure she's awesome. Loving the Shuai dp Alizé Molik :inlove:

Golovinjured.
Jan 31st, 2009, 12:12 PM
They keep showing Sarah Jessica Parker playing with her hair for Garnier. :(

Alizé Molik
Jan 31st, 2009, 01:11 PM
golovinj; i saw it in that 30 minutes of adds after the final finished! It was a hot mess, it was like Jelena standing next to a tree cut in with the rest of the other adds.

louisa.
Jan 31st, 2009, 02:33 PM
They closed my thread " haters " in JJ's forum as well. And it was so fun :(

:crying2: Twas a sad sad day when that came to a close. :sad:

Jetstar ad :inlove:

Just Do It
Jan 31st, 2009, 03:13 PM
Someone put Jetstar ad on youtube.

Brett.
Feb 1st, 2009, 10:08 AM
they close all the good threads!

I saw Jeca on that Jetstar commercial too! I have to say, she's no magda shababababunski but she was incredibly good!

:scratch: where do you live? I always thougt you live in France! :o

They keep showing Sarah Jessica Parker playing with her hair for Garnier. :(

LOL i hate that ad!

Just Do It
Feb 3rd, 2009, 02:27 PM
Bump :unsure:

Golovinjured.
Feb 3rd, 2009, 10:27 PM
Why aren't people using this thread? :weirdo:

Alizé Molik
Feb 4th, 2009, 12:21 AM
because its a hot mess!

Golovinjured.
Feb 4th, 2009, 12:26 AM
How come Serena is successful then, and not this thread?
Double standards :bigcry:

deepsand
Feb 4th, 2009, 09:30 AM
Why aren't people using this thread? :weirdo:

i don't even know what it's for.
...
for us to say 'big, nasty' things about people?

Golovinjured.
Feb 4th, 2009, 10:10 AM
^^ you can if you want :shrug: ;)

The thread title needs to be changed. This chat thread is not big. :(

Just Do It
Feb 4th, 2009, 11:20 AM
Dokic fans are not well organized :( Just look at Jankobitches :awww:

Привет
Mar 1st, 2009, 10:44 PM
What's with the poster andrewbroad and his reports? :confused: I don't understand the point of it.

Golovinjured.
Mar 1st, 2009, 11:45 PM
He's like Milan, except less dramatic and less noticed. :shrug:

I seen he left a comment on Nick's blog about Jelena & Marie and Nick answered.

doktor
Mar 2nd, 2009, 12:21 PM
speaking of which, where is milan... haven't heard from him in a while... miss the drama

Just Do It
Mar 2nd, 2009, 01:33 PM
speaking of which, where is milan... haven't heard from him in a while... miss the drama

You can find him on his website, www.dokic-live.co.nr

MilanDokic
Mar 2nd, 2009, 06:23 PM
;)

doktor
Mar 3rd, 2009, 12:04 PM
always watchin... lol

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 3rd, 2009, 07:21 PM
paprika & tomatoes @ nick's plz.

$uricate
Mar 3rd, 2009, 11:07 PM
What is this thread? :eek:

What? When? Why?

Jelena chat thread :drool:

Just Do It
Oct 14th, 2009, 10:26 PM
By the way, guys, from Monday I am starting with Russian studies So, Law and Russian at the same time
can you speak russian? and what like russian history and that?
I can read,write and understand Russian. When it comes to speaking that's kinda a problem I wanna work on that and grammar.
Yeah, I love Russian history and Russia generally. Oh and I forgot to mention my mother is professor of Russian language at university so she will be my professor. I am still not sure how will other students accept me because I am professor's son
ah yeah that can be very tricky... but sounds awesome, i really like russian history too, though can't read or write it.. but that will be excellent good luck!

BUMP ! We seriously should get this thread started.

Golovinjured.
Oct 14th, 2009, 10:54 PM
Teach me Russian, Danilo. Otlichna.

Ballbasher
Oct 14th, 2009, 11:01 PM
Nobody believed when I said I called. :lol: :tears:

Mashabator
Oct 15th, 2009, 04:52 AM
So lucky, Danilo i would love to learn russian!

Caralenko
Oct 15th, 2009, 04:58 AM
Nath :o :o :o

Hello everyone :bigwave: In the words of GoDokic!, Go Dokic!

Mashabator
Oct 15th, 2009, 05:00 AM
Nath :o :o :o

Hello everyone :bigwave: In the words of GoDokic!, Go Dokic!

Cara :o :o :o

frederique
Oct 15th, 2009, 07:00 AM
Nobody believed when I said I called. :lol: :tears:

Sorry... :awww:
it was so confusing because it took so long and nobody knew the scores. But thanks for calling,anyway :)

Golovinjured.
Oct 15th, 2009, 09:35 AM
you have a bad history ballbasher, always making up scores.. :rolleyes: pplz dont forget those things easy




who wants to chat? :apumpkin:

Ballbasher
Oct 15th, 2009, 10:07 AM
What? :spit: I would love to know which ones I made up before. :p

Golovinjured.
Oct 15th, 2009, 10:21 AM
you edited them, there's no evidence anymore. :rolleyes:


we all know, even you. love you thou

im kidding


tati :tears:

Just Do It
Oct 15th, 2009, 12:23 PM
Teach me Russian, Danilo. Otlichna.
Okay, but you'd have to pay me ... on MSN :rolls:
Nobody believed when I said I called. :lol: :tears:
You are such a mysterious person :sobbing: I know nothing about you, are you m/f, age, where are you from ? Tell us something about you :awww:
So lucky, Danilo i would love to learn russian!
:banana:

Ballbasher
Oct 15th, 2009, 01:03 PM
you edited them, there's no evidence anymore. :rolleyes:


we all know, even you. love you thou

im kidding


tati :tears:
:sad::sad::sad:
I will never forget when I saw her for the first time in Melbourne, oh she has to come back.

Okay, but you'd have to pay me ... on MSN :rolls:

You are such a mysterious person :sobbing: I know nothing about you, are you m/f, age, where are you from ? Tell us something about you :awww:

:banana:
:haha: I do not post in Chat threads anymore a lot, don't have the time to. :( German, male, 17 soon, but I stated a wrong age, cause 12 seemed too young to join. :tears: :p Ah I would love to learn Russian, too :( But beside 3-4 other people I have the fullest timetable and only a lifeless girl chose Russian additionally. :o

Just Do It
Oct 15th, 2009, 01:09 PM
^ Well, lifeless girl rocks for choosing Russian :yeah:
For some reason I thought you are 40 or something ...

Ballbasher
Oct 15th, 2009, 01:22 PM
:spit: :spit: Thank You! :lol:
She is kind of ok and I admire her for doing it, but I just would have no time, if I wanted any freetime throughout the week. :o Russian is my favourite language. Even my heritage partly Russian.

Dokic-Fan
Oct 15th, 2009, 02:27 PM
Which part of Germany do you come from??

Ballbasher
Oct 15th, 2009, 05:05 PM
Hesse & you? ;)

Привет
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:37 PM
Did the Haters thread get deleted because of Casey reporting Marko? :rolleyes: :crying2:

Slutati
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:38 PM
What happened to that thread. :hysteric:
You are such a drama queen, Casey. :o

Uranium
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:39 PM
What happened to that thread. :hysteric:
You are such a drama queen, Casey. :o
You got that thread closed:o
You should be happy you aren't banned, I am going to have to talk with this so called mods, rule enforcers:o

Привет
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:42 PM
Oh em gee was it really Casey reporting that got it closed? :hysteric: I was just saying that so I could roll my eyes at Casey. :rolleyes:

Mods. :rolleyes:

Slutati
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:42 PM
Stop being so sensitive, it's just a tennis forum. :lol:

Uranium
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:43 PM
Stop being so sensitive, it's just a tennis forum. :lol:

:lol:. I find fun in reporting you, but now I want you banned:devil:

Привет
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:43 PM
Why would Marko be banned for what he said? :rolls: It was clearly in a joking manner, in which all were participating. And.. it wasn't even that bad.:confused:

Slutati
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:46 PM
:lol:. I find fun in reporting you, but now I want you banned:devil:
Yeah sure. :rolleyes: What would you do on this board without me? :lol::hug:

Why would Marko be banned for what he said? :rolls: It was clearly in a joking manner, in which all were participating. And.. it wasn't even that bad.:confused:
Yeah, seriously. :lol: I'd probably get an infraction though. :o

Uranium
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:47 PM
Yeah sure. :rolleyes: What would you do on this board without me? :lol::hug:


Yeah, seriously. :lol: I'd probably get an infraction though. :o

You probably already have one, no? So ban is the next step.:)

Slutati
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:49 PM
Oh yeah. :lol: But it's like a year old anyway. I actually got it in Dokic's Domain. :lol:

Привет
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:51 PM
:lol:. I find fun in reporting you, but now I want you banned:devil:

Lame. :(

Uranium
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:52 PM
Oh yeah. :lol: But it's like a year old anyway. I actually got it in Dokic's Domain. :lol:

What'd you say? If you even remember.

Slutati
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:55 PM
It was really stupid actually. I think I called someone a whore for not giving Jelena a WC for some tournament. :rolls: It wasn't bad at all.

Uranium
Oct 15th, 2009, 11:58 PM
You get one for that and not "Stick a Penus up Uranus"
Oh this board:rolls:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:01 AM
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY THREAD! :sobbing:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:02 AM
What did you do? :hysteric:

Slutati
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:02 AM
:rolleyes:
I'm gonna go to bed now. Talk to y'all some other time, unless I get banned or something. ;):rolls:

:bigwave:

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:02 AM
OMG. :o "Stick a Penus up Uranus" is hilarious and not offensive in the least. It's a play on words. If he'd said 'stick a penis up your arse', then I could understand you being offended.

Slutati
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:03 AM
What did you do? :hysteric:
Sorry. :o:lol:

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:03 AM
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY THREAD! :sobbing:

Don't look at me! :crying2:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:03 AM
Casey u r such dramatic :o

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:04 AM
i h8 y'all 4 lyf. lucky i have my subway cookies here to console me rite now :sobbing:

Uranium
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:11 AM
OMG. :o "Stick a Penus up Uranus" is hilarious and not offensive in the least. It's a play on words. If he'd said 'stick a penis up your arse', then I could understand you being offended.

No, you don't say:speakles: I wasn't aware.:rolleyes: I report him because I like to piss him off and try to get him banned:)

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:14 AM
This is getting ridiculous. Casey you have a problem :wavey::wavey::lol:

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:16 AM
No, you don't say:speakles: I wasn't aware.:rolleyes: I report him because I like to piss him off and try to get him banned:)
If you're aware then you should behave like you are, and stop this oversensitive rot. :bigwave:
This is getting ridiculous. Casey you have a problem :wavey::wavey::lol:
Right? :lol:

Slutati
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:17 AM
You don't piss me off though. :haha:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:18 AM
cASEY WHO WILL SAVE YU!!!! :haha::haha::angel::wavey: brign my thread back! :fiery:

Ballbasher
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:19 AM
Subway cookies. :inlove: Had 2 today.

Uranium
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:20 AM
cASEY WHO WILL SAVE YU!!!! :haha::haha::angel::wavey: brign my thread back! :fiery:

Either way, your thread would have been closed since Hater threads aren't allowed on the board:(:o

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:21 AM
They taste so good and soft. :drool:

Guys, Dokic's Domain has 29,500 posts in it. We need to make it to 30,000 before Moscow :inlove::inlove::inlove:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:21 AM
Either way, your thread would have been closed since Hater threads aren't allowed on the board:(:o

I know :tears:

Remember my 'I Wanna Fly Kick Rennae Stubbs in the Face' thread. It's in my sig. That was my favourite thread ever.

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:22 AM
You don't piss me off though. :haha:

Oh the hilarity of it all. :rolls:

Uranium
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:22 AM
:rolls: I loved the pic in the first post:hysteric:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:25 AM
I loved SHOOSTAR! :inlove: Why don't they let us have fun threads, they're like nazis!

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:25 AM
I know :tears:

Remember my 'I Wanna Fly Kick Rennae Stubbs in the Face' thread. It's in my sig. That was my favourite thread ever.

Speaking of...

I was just looking through that thread again coz of the link, and I found this gem.

"HAHA did you saw her spank venus williams at the end of the match on her ass!!!! i think the old horse has a thing for girls!! She does look like it. I freaking hate her and that old ringkly face of hers! Wish she s gonna put sideline during the fed cup! Stosur , dokic all the singles and cassey and stosur doubles ! great match up! And when they are going to put stubbs in doubles hope that will be the only match they lose! So that old lesbian will freaking shut up!"

:hysteric:

"spank venus williams at the end of the match on her ass!!!!"
Where else do you spank someone? :hysteric:

"i think the old horse has a thing for girls!!"
:spit:

"old ringkly face"
:haha:

"cassey and stosur doubles"
Good old Cassie Dellacqua. :lol::lol:

"So that old lesbian will freaking shut up!"
:crying2:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:28 AM
That sounds powerbackhand-esque :inlove: Who was that?

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:29 AM
Not this time I'm afraid. :awww: It was some random Dutchie who only had like 9 posts, so he was probably banned after that.

Uranium
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:30 AM
I loved SHOOSTAR! :inlove: Why don't they let us have fun threads, they're like nazis!

And Satan Stubbs:crying2:

Slutati
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:35 AM
OMG that thread. :hysteric:
So much drama tonight. :sad: I think I'm gonna have a TF dream. :sobbing:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:35 AM
And Satan Stubbs:crying2:

The armpit hair :tears: I can't find it anywhere on my computer, but..

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4899/dokicpreimpactin0.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9439/dokicpostimpactis9.jpg

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:36 AM
OMG that thread. :hysteric:
So much drama tonight. :sad: I think I'm gonna have a TF dream. :sobbing:

:bigcry:

Uranium
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:41 AM
The armpit hair :tears: I can't find it anywhere on my computer, but..

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4899/dokicpreimpactin0.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9439/dokicpostimpactis9.jpg

I thought she had a mustache too, but probably not:lol:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:48 AM
I don't think so :confused: Maybe..

doktor
Oct 16th, 2009, 04:00 AM
I know :tears:

Remember my 'I Wanna Fly Kick Rennae Stubbs in the Face' thread. It's in my sig. That was my favourite thread ever.

that was the best thread i have ever been involved in... :drool:

Mashabator
Oct 16th, 2009, 08:45 AM
The armpit hair :tears: I can't find it anywhere on my computer, but..

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4899/dokicpreimpactin0.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9439/dokicpostimpactis9.jpg

:haha: :lol:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 09:32 AM
Big night tonight, guys.


Jelena plays her QF against Durak.
Revenge?

I think so.

ALSO MOSCOW WC'S SHOULD BE ANNOUNCED! IF ANY SEES A SHOOTING TSAR, WISH FOR JELENA GETTING A WC!

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 09:52 AM
:rolls: Are you proud of that one? :p

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 10:05 AM
you could tell? :hearts:

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 10:06 AM
Only just.

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 10:08 AM
Okay, answer this. Right here. Right now.

Is Jelena Dokic getting a MDWC for the Kremlin Cup 2009? :hearts:

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 10:55 AM
Yes. SHOE! :inlove:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 10:57 AM
Go to Jelena's Schedule, it's no longer likely :tears:

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:05 AM
Bastards! :(
SHOE!

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:19 AM
Stop trying to make SHOE happen. ta3

Ballbasher
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:25 AM
So mean. :crying2:

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:28 AM
Stop trying to make SHOE happen. ta3
Where have you been? SHOE! already happened. ta3

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:31 AM
Are you him? :speakles:

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:32 AM
You got me.

Just Do It
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:53 AM
This thread is going too fast. Cant be bothered to read 5 pages i missed :(

Dokic-Fan
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:47 PM
Hesse & you? ;)

Schleswig-Holstein... :)

Ballbasher
Oct 16th, 2009, 12:48 PM
Ah ok :)

Just Do It
Oct 16th, 2009, 02:39 PM
New topic:
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/11/12s_dokic_wideweb__430x308.jpg
Why is he holding English flag ? :sobbing:

Dokic-Fan
Oct 16th, 2009, 03:03 PM
Damir = attention whore Vol. 2 :rolleyes:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 09:38 PM
I remember when he left Australia, they said they were trying to get dual serbian-british citizenship.

Just Do It
Oct 16th, 2009, 09:48 PM
^ :eek: I had no idea. I still remember that pic where Jelena is holding Serbian passport :awww:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 09:59 PM
:awww: i;m going now. :)

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 10:33 PM
Schleswig-Holstein... :)

In primary school, when we had to learn German, we had to pronounce a region of Germany and whoever could pronounce their region correctly won. I got Schleswig-Holstein, and I was the only one who could say my region correctly so I won. :rolls:

Schleswig-Holstein is near the north of Germany, right?

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 10:43 PM
omg u r so smrt :rolleyes:

Just Do It
Oct 16th, 2009, 10:58 PM
I got in a fight with my mother today, sent her to hell and shouted " I dont wanna study Russian anymore " :bigcry:

Golovinjured.
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:05 PM
:haha: :sobbing:

Did you have a bad day at Russian or smth?

I remember mum used to make us play golf (:o) and we'd say we hated it and she'd say 'you just think you hate it'. Well, duh.

Привет
Oct 16th, 2009, 11:28 PM
omg u r so smrt :rolleyes:

Gelisy. :rolleyes:


And who doesn't hate golf. :lol::lol:

DokDi
Oct 17th, 2009, 10:33 AM
There were like 20 people online her immediately when the schedule thread was updated, wating for a miracle to happen :sad:

Golovinjured.
Oct 17th, 2009, 10:37 AM
Jelena is so popular :hearts: It's crazy how many posts Dokic's Domain has, even though she was MIA for 3 years pretty much.

Just Do It
Oct 17th, 2009, 01:14 PM
I know, but lately it seems like people are hating on us because we are asking for scores every 2 minutes :(

doktor
Oct 17th, 2009, 01:35 PM
i freakin love the domain... always a laugh...

Golovinjured.
Oct 17th, 2009, 02:15 PM
I know, but lately it seems like people are hating on us because we are asking for scores every 2 minutes :(

They just jelouz :rolleyes: But yeah, we should cut back on that. :tears:

Just Do It
Oct 17th, 2009, 02:29 PM
They just jelouz :rolleyes: But yeah, we should cut back on that. :tears:

Yeah. We still can be post whores in the Domain though.

DokDi
Oct 19th, 2009, 09:38 PM
Didn't know where to write this but TBE changed Jelena's colour from yellow to black in the rankings thread. LMAO...:spit:

Just Do It
Oct 19th, 2009, 10:11 PM
Didn't know where to write this but TBE changed Jelena's colour from yellow to black in the rankings thread. LMAO...:spit:

The biggest DEATH ever, but I dont get it, She is not ugly, she is not American, she is not black, she is not a Jew ? :(
So, now all my favs are black : Dokic, Jankovic, Stevenson :(

Havok
Oct 19th, 2009, 10:43 PM
Who cares about that fucker. The ONLY thing he's good for is that rankings thread anyways :lol:. HE licks all the Russians' asses and believe they are the shit no matter what. If they lose it's because they lost it and not their opponents simply being the better player. Excuses are TBE's middle name.:o

Can't stand the guy, and he's ALWAYS on this fucking site, as well as MTF. Does he not work/have a life/get out of his house/human???

Привет
Oct 19th, 2009, 11:47 PM
The biggest DEATH ever, but I dont get it, She is not ugly, she is not American, she is not black, she is not a Jew ? :(
So, now all my favs are black : Dokic, Jankovic, Stevenson :(

Dead. :crying2:

Golovinjured.
Oct 20th, 2009, 02:23 AM
What does yellow mean? Like she was a real yellow before anyway. :rolleyes:

Golovinjured.
Oct 20th, 2009, 02:24 AM
TheBoiledEgg


^^ It's in black! :speakles: :hearts:

Dokic-Fan
Oct 20th, 2009, 09:48 AM
Didn't know where to write this but TBE changed Jelena's colour from yellow to black in the rankings thread. LMAO...:spit:

I wouldn't be too surprised if he leaves her out of the rankings one day... :lol:

Just Do It
Oct 20th, 2009, 11:47 AM
We should stop hating :sad:

Golovinjured.
Oct 20th, 2009, 12:57 PM
It's fun :(

doktor
Oct 20th, 2009, 01:50 PM
wait... what does this mean? black/yellow?

Just Do It
Oct 20th, 2009, 02:10 PM
^ Every color in his ranks thread has a different meaning. Players in black are those TheBoiledEgg hates. Till yesterday Jelena used to be green which means he is a semi fan - cheers for them sometimes depending on who is their opponent.

Golovinjured.
Oct 20th, 2009, 02:17 PM
Those rankings go to like #800 or smth. He has a colour for every one of those.




LIKE HE EVEN KNOWS WHAT THOSE PLAYERS LOOK OR PLAY LIKE!!!!1 :weirdo:

Привет
Oct 20th, 2009, 03:07 PM
His use of the different colours and their meanings is just incredibly bizarre.

Why he feels the need to categorise players he likes/dislikes on a rankings list that he is putting out into their for everyone to see is beyond me. :confused: It seems rather sad, really. Like having a hate list in your signature.

powerbackhand
Oct 20th, 2009, 11:46 PM
:D:Djust after seeing slutati's signature so happy to be quoted like a celebrity:wavey::bigclap::clap2::smooch::smooch::d ance::secret:
thankyou slutty

powerbackhand
Oct 20th, 2009, 11:55 PM
Howcome Theboiledegg gets to be a moderator even though he has 4 referals, I dont even have one referral and I'm not even a moderator, I do have an infraction though maybe thats why im not one :confused:

Привет
Oct 21st, 2009, 02:59 AM
Howcome Theboiledegg gets to be a moderator even though he has 4 referals, I dont even have one referral and I'm not even a moderator, I do have an infraction though maybe thats why im not one :confused:

Err, yeah. Maybe... :shrug:

Uranium
Oct 21st, 2009, 03:05 AM
Howcome Theboiledegg gets to be a moderator even though he has 4 referals, I dont even have one referral and I'm not even a moderator, I do have an infraction though maybe thats why im not one :confused:
:spit:
Referrals aren't bad, it means you referred some people to this site.

Slutati
Oct 21st, 2009, 09:55 PM
:D:Djust after seeing slutati's signature so happy to be quoted like a celebrity:wavey::bigclap::clap2::smooch::smooch::d ance::secret:
thankyou slutty
:wavey::smooch::bigclap::dance::lol::secret:;)

Привет
Oct 28th, 2009, 01:45 PM
http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=317611

Proud to be a crazy as hell Jelly fan. :lol::lol::wavey:

Привет
Oct 28th, 2009, 01:46 PM
Also, really wish I could send a big sloppy :kiss: GoDom's way. Who's the deluded ass now? :angel:

Привет
Oct 28th, 2009, 01:47 PM
And lastly... :spit: The thread even got a special appearance by the Domain's favourite h8er, the one, the only (and thank goodness for that) - TBE!!! :inlove:

Just Do It
Oct 28th, 2009, 03:50 PM
^ :bolt:

Golovinjured.
Oct 29th, 2009, 01:13 PM
*taps foot*


:rolleyes:

Slutiana
Oct 29th, 2009, 01:48 PM
so do you agree? :rolleyes:

doktor
Oct 29th, 2009, 01:49 PM
Slutiana, why are you boycotting the WTA?

Slutiana
Oct 29th, 2009, 01:56 PM
Coz it sucks so bad. :lol:

ITFs, ATP and Juniors for me. :inlove:

doktor
Oct 29th, 2009, 01:59 PM
hahahaha so no doha? but slams are itf right?

Golovinjured.
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:07 PM
so do you agree? :rolleyes:

Yeah you can have it. I'm bored of it already. I started it too early thou, maybe we should leave it until the start of 2010. We have the players sorted now. You should start a new thread in Jan 2010 and we can start a fresh.

or we can just keep this one... and i'll update what u want me too. i'll still be in it alot thou.. but right now im BoredDDDDDDDDD@!

Slutiana
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:09 PM
OH, that's a good point. :worship: So I can watch the slams then.

Slutiana
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:11 PM
Yeah you can have it. I'm bored of it already. I started it too early thou, maybe we should leave it until the start of 2010. We have the players sorted now. You should start a new thread in Jan 2010 and we can start a fresh.

or we can just keep this one... and i'll update what u want me too. i'll still be in it alot thou.. but right now im BoredDDDDDDDDD@!

I knew you would be. :p:p:p I was just about to start one like that anyway, you beat me to it. I may start a new one in a week or two, it's something to do in the off-season. :kiss:

Golovinjured.
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:13 PM
what do we do thou? they arent even playing :bigcry:

Golovinjured.
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:13 PM
i'll provide funny pictures :D

Slutiana
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:16 PM
what do we do thou? they arent even playing :bigcry:
They are! They're all playing ITFs, the ITFs go on all the way through December :lol:. Should I start a new one then? :speakles: And I can update it and then you can just go in there and be immature. :inlove: That would be a better team. :angel:

Slutiana
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:21 PM
I can't believe this is my thread btw. :lol: I remember when I first made it and nobody would post in it. :rolls:

Golovinjured.
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:23 PM
lmao 'amaze' lol

Golovinjured.
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:25 PM
tell me when ur gunna make it cos i wanna be the second one in.. :angel:

Slutiana
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:27 PM
I'll do it NOW.

Golovinjured.
Oct 29th, 2009, 02:29 PM
ok go

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 29th, 2009, 07:41 PM
I love how everyone is making a special effort to post more since it's potentially gonna be seen by JELENA. :lol:

xox yall

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 29th, 2009, 07:45 PM
http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=317611

Proud to be a crazy as hell Jelly fan. :lol::lol::wavey:
All the haters proved wrong this year :worship:

doktor
Oct 29th, 2009, 09:52 PM
OH, that's a good point. :worship: So I can watch the slams then.

yeah hahahaha

I can't believe this is my thread btw. :lol: I remember when I first made it and nobody would post in it. :rolls:

yeah its pumpin now though...

doktor
Oct 29th, 2009, 09:57 PM
also while i'm here, how do i change my username? does anyone know?

Golovinjured.
Oct 29th, 2009, 10:31 PM
Go to the Bugs & Errors subforum and there's a thread in there where you can ask to change it.




This 'chat thread' and it's 246 posts is still quite sad. :tears:

Just Do It
Oct 29th, 2009, 11:13 PM
^ I know :(

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Last seconds :bowdown:
Discuss.

Dominic
Oct 29th, 2009, 11:17 PM
Someone please exorcist that poor girl

doktor
Oct 29th, 2009, 11:20 PM
^ hahahahaha

thats pretty sad and funny... i can't wait to see what Jankovic's gonna do in her next match to top this, maybe a heart attack...

Just Do It
Oct 29th, 2009, 11:21 PM
Yes. JJ vs Caroline = drama.

doktor
Oct 29th, 2009, 11:26 PM
do you rekon they go to acting coaches to make themselves look more believable? they looked like real tears...