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Jameka, Forever!
Jul 3rd, 2007, 03:55 AM
In a joint effort, Venus Williams and Maria Sharapova have decided to raise money for their favorite charities during their fourth round confrontation. The two Titians will donate one hundred dollars for every doublefault produce between the two of them. Ms. Williams plans to donate her contribution to the Ronald McDonald House of New Orleans, and the Hurricane Katrina Relief Fund. In keeping with the theme of her 07 Wimbledon dress, Ms. Sharapova proceeds will go to the Fairies With Broken Wings Foundation, and the remainder will go to The People For The Ethical Treatment Of Unicorns.

alphadog
Jul 3rd, 2007, 04:12 AM
maria is actually serving much better. good chance she may make the finals.

heytennis
Jul 3rd, 2007, 04:40 AM
Maria has served something like 5 dfs in her last 3 matches. She's getting better.

You on the other hand are getting worse. Your attempts at humour are pathetic.

Hashim.
Jul 3rd, 2007, 05:13 AM
excuse me maria is not the same anymore just watch her matches :weirdo:
but venus :scratch:

HippityHop
Jul 3rd, 2007, 05:52 AM
Well, it depends on which Venus shows up. Will it be the Venus who can smoke the court with her 124 mph serves? Or will it be the Venus who looks like something the cat dragged in? Nowadays you never know which Venus is going to show up.

About the only thing that you can be sure of about Venus right now is that, at least for a few games, she's going to go for a mental walkabout. :(

I miss the old Venus who had ice water flowing through her veins.

Invisible Fan
Jul 3rd, 2007, 05:57 AM
In a joint effort, Venus Williams and Maria Sharapova have decided to raise money for their favorite charities during their fourth round confrontation. The two Titians will donate one hundred dollars for every doublefault produce between the two of them. Ms. Williams plans to donate her contribution to the Ronald McDonald House of New Orleans, and the Hurricane Katrina Relief Fund. In keeping with the theme of her 07 Wimbledon dress, Ms. Sharapova proceeds will go to the Fairies With Broken Wings Foundation, and the remainder will go to The People For The Ethical Treatment Of Unicorns.

OMG Classic Post :worship: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: