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G-Girl
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:01 PM
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,
liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."

:lol: You go girl!!!


And Serena's latest poem.

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the mess out of him...
Like his mama used to do.

:worship: :worship:

V-MAC
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:03 PM
:confused: Serena now a poet. Is there anything she can't do? :lol:

Craigy
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:07 PM
:confused: Serena now a poet. Is there anything she can't do? :lol:

Serena has been a 'poet' for a while now :o :o :o

V-MAC
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:10 PM
Serena has been a 'poet' for a while now :o :o :o

Didn't know that :o I'll have to try and attend her next recital.

Helen Lawson
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:13 PM
Loves it!

Craigy
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:16 PM
Didn't know that :o I'll have to try and attend her next recital.

Yeah, poor Serena was the laughing stock of the board with her poems :p

Wannabeknowitall
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:20 PM
Serena is a mess and that's why I love her.

So we now know that Serena's is likely not looking for a momma's boy. :lol:

V-MAC
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:20 PM
Yeah, poor Serena was the laughing stock of the board with her poems :p

Oh...I actually like the above poem :o

MistyGrey
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:44 PM
Oh Serena :o

Knizzle
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:54 PM
Serena!!!! :haha: :worship:

Pureracket
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:55 PM
Why do you all post these things without links?

MistyGrey
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:57 PM
OK I dont think I like the poem, but I think its cute! :lol:

partbrit
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:59 PM
Actually, this is a good piece of light verse, other than the metrical problem at the end, which is easily fixed. Her other poetry, however, leaves much to be desired.

winone23
Apr 24th, 2007, 05:23 PM
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,
liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."

:lol: You go girl!!!


And Serena's latest poem.

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the mess out of him...
Like his mama used to do.

:worship: :worship:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :worship: :worship: I loved the poem and the joke was funny, but I don't like to play with God.

MrSerenaWilliams
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:22 PM
I LOVED THEM BOTH :lol:

That was funny :lol:

But I agree w/ winone23, I don't play w/ God :unsure:

Slutiana
Apr 24th, 2007, 08:39 PM
LOL but wheres the link?

Havok
Apr 24th, 2007, 09:27 PM
God Serena writes more cheesy poems than we all used to to in elementary school! WOuld have expected an actual POEM from her seeing as though she's been well educated. That rhyming crap is supposed to be done when you're a kid and at most high school.

dreamgoddess099
Apr 24th, 2007, 10:30 PM
Funny stuff, but where's the link? I just checked her blog and this was not on it. I think someone is playing a joke, this doesn't even sound like Serena material.