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Andy.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:31 AM
Here are some pix from her 20th. She is looking really hot :hearts:

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/525/screenshot2007423075552wx4.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2014/screenshot2007423075611qc0.jpg

french fries
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:32 AM
They all look like call girls :tape:

Sugar_Kane
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:35 AM
They all look like call girls :tape:

I give him 6 minutes

Princeza
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:36 AM
Wow a new troll.
I wonder how long he/she will stay.

Andy.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:36 AM
They all look like call girls :tape:
No wonder your rep is red/bad :rolleyes:

french fries
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:40 AM
I give him 6 minutes

Thanks

I only need two with Maria:tape:

french fries
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:40 AM
No wonder your rep is red/bad :rolleyes:

:lol: :help:

adrovi
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:41 AM
Masha :hearts: :hearts:

Erika_Angel
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:53 AM
Isn't that girl the one from that film about that house and that killer who calls while she is babysitting? ... :shrug:

Effy
Apr 23rd, 2007, 11:56 AM
Thanks

I only need two with Maria:tape:

:rolleyes: another troll

felldownagain
Apr 23rd, 2007, 12:03 PM
Thanks

I only need two with Maria:tape:

That long.

Andy.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 12:14 PM
Isn't that girl the one from that film about that house and that killer who calls while she is babysitting? ... :shrug:

Yes she is her name is Camilla and she is good friend of Masha's

Andy.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 12:44 PM
And here is her weekly doodle

NO LONGER A TEENAGER ANYMORE...

4/23/2007 11:26:00 AM

Well I'm finally twenty! So exciting not be a teenager anymore! Its been absolutely amazing having a somewhat 'normal' life for the last 2 weeks. After getting my cortisone shot I hopped on a plane, and flew to Portland to surprise my friend who was having a birthday the next day. I told her my arm was so sore that i had to lay in bed all day and ten minutes later knocked on her front door. I got that priceless 'deer in headlights' reaction followed by a scream that traveled over a mile. So after spending a day there, I headed back home and had to start rehab which is just as exciting as flossing your teeth. And i have been working out twice a day which makes me feel like it's December all over again. But other than that i have been trying to be somewhat mature and independent.....which includes going to the grocery store, making sure the house is clean, and doing other things that usually are done unnoticed when my Mom is around. Like the other day I had to run what felt like 20 errands because it took several hours, but actually thinking about I didn't do that much considering lunch was on the to-do list. But how can you possibly skip a meal for errands? I went to the post office to pick up some packages that were sent back there after five failure attempts of ringing my doorbell when I was away. Next was 'boutique tarjet', otherwise known as target for some toilet paper and other daily necessities that*I usually think are permanently stocked in the house. BTW....did you know that there is aloe vera in the Kleenexes you use once and throw away? Talk about waste of plants!! Then I had to go to T-Mobile to start up this new Motorola Q9 I received. (this is the first doodle I'm writing on this, which is why it's taking me forever.....and please don't mind the spelling mistakes.....I'm not used to this teeny keyboard). But one of the best things about having this time off is actually being able to spend time in one place, which means getting to spend it with a 'special someone' without having to have daily text conversations.

I'm starting to hit tennis balls on Monday which is exciting and frightening at the same time. Don't really know how my arm will be so it's also a bit nerve wrecking. My birthday was so fun! My Mom and Dad flew in a couple days before and since on my actual b-day I was having lots of friends over, I had a nice little dinner with them the night before. I received amazing bouquets of flowers from my friends and sponsors. I'm obsessed with flowers and every time someone asks me what i want, I say flowers because there's nothing more beautiful than receiving a gorgeous bouquet. I did receive some other stuff.....of course...but I think I will leave that to a top ten list because I feel like I'm running out of ideas. I had about 15 people get together at one of my favorite restaurants in L.A and it was great to see most of my close friends in one room.... which happens once in a blue moon.

Everyone has been asking how it feels to be 20( a question everyone seems to ask after every birthday). Really, how different are you supposed to feel?? Well I got up, got a few hugs, went to the gym and left sweating profusely just like on any other day, except with a new diamond ring on (minor detail). I tell them I closed the door shut on those teenage years but forgot the key inside. Just like I shut the door on the teenage years, I'm shutting the door on writing my doodles on a handset device....took way too long!! TTYL!!

shad9480
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:18 PM
Here are some pix from her 20th. She is looking really hot :hearts:

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/525/screenshot2007423075552wx4.jpg


Masha :hearts: :drool:
And a nice birthday blog :lol:.

Thanx for posting them :rocker2:

keirana332
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:21 PM
pretty pictures
:lol: i adore her doodles they always make me laugh

Mark Spruce
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:23 PM
Nice pics I like the non blonde !!

Mileen
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:24 PM
Nice picture, the second one! And a really nice to read blog from her as usual!

Wayn77
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:24 PM
Here are some pix from her 20th. She is looking really hot :hearts:

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/525/screenshot2007423075552wx4.jpg



Maria's looking rather tipsy in that pic. :drink: :yeah:

mankind
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:26 PM
She looks hot in those pics. Although I can't help but notice her arm is like twice the size of that girl Camilla's :lol: It doesn't even look like muscle :scratch:

mankind
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:27 PM
Maria's looking rather tipsy in that pic. :drink: :yeah:

She's just posing! She looks rather controlled.

Williams Rulez
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:30 PM
great pictures.. and i love her blogs :)

RenaSlam.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:31 PM
Wow...:hearts: :drool:

Fucking hot.

Lucyxx
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:36 PM
Masha :hearts:

AbeD
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:36 PM
Nice pics. I'm surprised that Camilla and Maria are such close friends.

Camilla Belle is underrated as an actress. She is known and judged mainly for her role in "When a Stranger Calls", with many failing to recognise her acting talent evident in her subtle, yet mesmerizing, performance in The Quiet and The Ballad of Jack and Rose.

Kipling
Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:58 PM
'boutique tarjet', otherwise known as target

LOL

Good one, Maria.

itzhak
Apr 23rd, 2007, 02:21 PM
And here is her weekly doodle

NO LONGER A TEENAGER ANYMORE...

4/23/2007 11:26:00 AM

Well I'm finally twenty! So exciting not be a teenager anymore! Its been absolutely amazing having a somewhat 'normal' life for the last 2 weeks. After getting my cortisone shot I hopped on a plane, and flew to Portland to surprise my friend who was having a birthday the next day. I told her my arm was so sore that i had to lay in bed all day and ten minutes later knocked on her front door. I got that priceless 'deer in headlights' reaction followed by a scream that traveled over a mile. So after spending a day there, I headed back home and had to start rehab which is just as exciting as flossing your teeth. And i have been working out twice a day which makes me feel like it's December all over again. But other than that i have been trying to be somewhat mature and independent.....which includes going to the grocery store, making sure the house is clean, and doing other things that usually are done unnoticed when my Mom is around. Like the other day I had to run what felt like 20 errands because it took several hours, but actually thinking about I didn't do that much considering lunch was on the to-do list. But how can you possibly skip a meal for errands? I went to the post office to pick up some packages that were sent back there after five failure attempts of ringing my doorbell when I was away. Next was 'boutique tarjet', otherwise known as target for some toilet paper and other daily necessities that*I usually think are permanently stocked in the house. BTW....did you know that there is aloe vera in the Kleenexes you use once and throw away? Talk about waste of plants!! Then I had to go to T-Mobile to start up this new Motorola Q9 I received. (this is the first doodle I'm writing on this, which is why it's taking me forever.....and please don't mind the spelling mistakes.....I'm not used to this teeny keyboard). But one of the best things about having this time off is actually being able to spend time in one place, which means getting to spend it with a 'special someone' without having to have daily text conversations.

I'm starting to hit tennis balls on Monday which is exciting and frightening at the same time. Don't really know how my arm will be so it's also a bit nerve wrecking. My birthday was so fun! My Mom and Dad flew in a couple days before and since on my actual b-day I was having lots of friends over, I had a nice little dinner with them the night before. I received amazing bouquets of flowers from my friends and sponsors. I'm obsessed with flowers and every time someone asks me what i want, I say flowers because there's nothing more beautiful than receiving a gorgeous bouquet. I did receive some other stuff.....of course...but I think I will leave that to a top ten list because I feel like I'm running out of ideas. I had about 15 people get together at one of my favorite restaurants in L.A and it was great to see most of my close friends in one room.... which happens once in a blue moon.

Everyone has been asking how it feels to be 20( a question everyone seems to ask after every birthday). Really, how different are you supposed to feel?? Well I got up, got a few hugs, went to the gym and left sweating profusely just like on any other day, except with a new diamond ring on (minor detail). I tell them I closed the door shut on those teenage years but forgot the key inside. Just like I shut the door on the teenage years, I'm shutting the door on writing my doodles on a handset device....took way too long!! TTYL!!

and what about conglaturate the Russian team for their winning in the tie against spain?....

ToeTag
Apr 23rd, 2007, 02:26 PM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/525/screenshot2007423075552wx4.jpg

http://www.biography.com/biography/images/episode_images/Sharon_Tate_320x240.jpg

I think Maria has a bit of a Sharon Tate thing going.

azmad_88
Apr 23rd, 2007, 02:40 PM
shes attached to someone huh....who is it?

Craigy
Apr 23rd, 2007, 02:53 PM
:inlove: Maria

Emina.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 03:03 PM
wow great pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :worship: :bounce: :cool: :cool:

`

Stamp Paid
Apr 23rd, 2007, 03:06 PM
Damn shes looking amazing. I'm worried about her arm though. :unsure:

brent-o
Apr 23rd, 2007, 03:08 PM
Weird that Maria, Nicole, and Daniela's birthdays are all around the same time.

Hagar
Apr 23rd, 2007, 03:17 PM
I all of a sudden notice that Maria looks a bit like Kim Catrall.

Great pics and boy, how many 20 year olds have a life like her?

No Name Face
Apr 23rd, 2007, 03:20 PM
maria looks stunning in that picture
the best i've ever seen her look.
i would definitely want to get with her.

Emina.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 04:16 PM
And here is her weekly doodle

NO LONGER A TEENAGER ANYMORE...

4/23/2007 11:26:00 AM

Well I'm finally twenty! So exciting not be a teenager anymore! Its been absolutely amazing having a somewhat 'normal' life for the last 2 weeks. After getting my cortisone shot I hopped on a plane, and flew to Portland to surprise my friend who was having a birthday the next day. I told her my arm was so sore that i had to lay in bed all day and ten minutes later knocked on her front door. I got that priceless 'deer in headlights' reaction followed by a scream that traveled over a mile. So after spending a day there, I headed back home and had to start rehab which is just as exciting as flossing your teeth. And i have been working out twice a day which makes me feel like it's December all over again. But other than that i have been trying to be somewhat mature and independent.....which includes going to the grocery store, making sure the house is clean, and doing other things that usually are done unnoticed when my Mom is around. Like the other day I had to run what felt like 20 errands because it took several hours, but actually thinking about I didn't do that much considering lunch was on the to-do list. But how can you possibly skip a meal for errands? I went to the post office to pick up some packages that were sent back there after five failure attempts of ringing my doorbell when I was away. Next was 'boutique tarjet', otherwise known as target for some toilet paper and other daily necessities that*I usually think are permanently stocked in the house. BTW....did you know that there is aloe vera in the Kleenexes you use once and throw away? Talk about waste of plants!! Then I had to go to T-Mobile to start up this new Motorola Q9 I received. (this is the first doodle I'm writing on this, which is why it's taking me forever.....and please don't mind the spelling mistakes.....I'm not used to this teeny keyboard). But one of the best things about having this time off is actually being able to spend time in one place, which means getting to spend it with a 'special someone' without having to have daily text conversations.

I'm starting to hit tennis balls on Monday which is exciting and frightening at the same time. Don't really know how my arm will be so it's also a bit nerve wrecking. My birthday was so fun! My Mom and Dad flew in a couple days before and since on my actual b-day I was having lots of friends over, I had a nice little dinner with them the night before. I received amazing bouquets of flowers from my friends and sponsors. I'm obsessed with flowers and every time someone asks me what i want, I say flowers because there's nothing more beautiful than receiving a gorgeous bouquet. I did receive some other stuff.....of course...but I think I will leave that to a top ten list because I feel like I'm running out of ideas. I had about 15 people get together at one of my favorite restaurants in L.A and it was great to see most of my close friends in one room.... which happens once in a blue moon.

Everyone has been asking how it feels to be 20( a question everyone seems to ask after every birthday). Really, how different are you supposed to feel?? Well I got up, got a few hugs, went to the gym and left sweating profusely just like on any other day, except with a new diamond ring on (minor detail). I tell them I closed the door shut on those teenage years but forgot the key inside. Just like I shut the door on the teenage years, I'm shutting the door on writing my doodles on a handset device....took way too long!! TTYL!!

another Fun read!! :worship: :D

jacobruiz
Apr 23rd, 2007, 04:29 PM
http://imgsrv2.tennisuniverse.com/wtaworld/customavatars/avatar44538_8.gif


MariaKim or anyone have a bigger version of this photo?

Maria as usual seems to be having a great time off court and of course looks fantastic!!:hearts:

Can't wait to see her back in action but I hope she waits until her shoulder is completely healed.

Simplicity.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 04:31 PM
Whos the brunette in the first picture on the irght?

SoClose
Apr 23rd, 2007, 04:34 PM
She looks hot

radwanska
Apr 23rd, 2007, 04:39 PM
http://www.iowastatedaily.com/media/paper818/stills/5gat70hy.jpg

Camille Bella is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emina.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 04:58 PM
http://imgsrv2.tennisuniverse.com/wtaworld/customavatars/avatar44538_8.gif


MariaKim or anyone have a bigger version of this photo?

Maria as usual seems to be having a great time off court and of course looks fantastic!!:hearts:

Can't wait to see her back in action but I hope she waits until her shoulder is completely healed.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/Laurra_/02894_171105_122_445lo.jpg

not very big ..

jacobruiz
Apr 23rd, 2007, 05:15 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/Laurra_/02894_171105_122_445lo.jpg

not very big ..


Thank you! I think they should have used this one for the main perfume ad!:hearts:

Hashim.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 05:21 PM
nice pics...
she is the girl from when a stranger calls...right?

P_Fer
Apr 23rd, 2007, 07:03 PM
Great blog Maria! Nice pics too :)

Quack
Apr 23rd, 2007, 07:31 PM
I like the dark haired girl :worship:

frontier
Apr 23rd, 2007, 08:29 PM
i think the brunnette is stunning and is overshadowing pova,in many of her pics she is always posing it looks a little cheesy and she is not a natural in front of the cameras.

Emina.
Apr 23rd, 2007, 08:36 PM
more pics from her Bday :)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8771/screenshot2007423075459ev6.jpg


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8784/screenshot2007423075524qk5.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4324/mash1td6.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/7136/mash3tc4.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8017/mash2fb3.jpg

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/1779/mash4sw9.jpg

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9253/mash5rk5.jpg

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2762/mash6kg9.jpg

JadeFox
Apr 23rd, 2007, 08:53 PM
more pics from her Bday :)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8771/screenshot2007423075459ev6.jpg


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8784/screenshot2007423075524qk5.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4324/mash1td6.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/7136/mash3tc4.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8017/mash2fb3.jpg

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/1779/mash4sw9.jpg

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9253/mash5rk5.jpg

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2762/mash6kg9.jpg


She got TWO cakes? Lucky bitch.:p

frontier
Apr 23rd, 2007, 09:27 PM
the baby looks like andy's nephew,maybe the special someone is andy roddick.

Martie
Apr 23rd, 2007, 09:36 PM
BTW....did you know that there is aloe vera in the Kleenexes you use once and throw away? Talk about waste of plants!!

:lol: Nice blog. :yeah:

Lolagirl
Apr 24th, 2007, 01:19 AM
the baby looks like andy's nephew,maybe the special someone is andy roddick.


Do you have a pic of Andy's nephew...I've never seen him :)



:) :) :)

Natash.
Apr 24th, 2007, 01:29 AM
I wonder if Kirilenko was in her party.

But I <3 Camilla Belle. Very talented actress and beautiful.

champGS1452
Apr 24th, 2007, 01:45 AM
Maria looks great :D and Camilla Belle is a talented actress,it's too bad she's best known for that crap movie "When A Stranger Calls"

Tennisation
Apr 24th, 2007, 01:58 AM
she's so dating Andy Roddick, she said she hopped on a plane and flew to Portland for a friend's bday? Portland OR? if that's the case, OMG I could have stalked her, she came to my town:eek:

Pureracket
Apr 24th, 2007, 02:10 AM
She looks like she's happy in these pics. It's a good look because these kids are scrutinized by the public from the time they are age 12.

MS_FP
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:14 AM
Nice pics...she better not be talking about Roddick cause he doesn't deserve her; plus he's showing up a Nicole's party

-SheLL-
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:34 AM
Awesome pics....2 cakes ay...lucky..the chocolate one looks so fucking good with the those huge flacky rolly thingys on top... mmmm

stevos
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:56 AM
I want cake...
Camilla is so hot.

LoveFifteen
Apr 24th, 2007, 05:33 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/tennisfan1981/maria-1.jpg

NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN ...

4/23/2007 11:26:00 AM

Well, Im finally allowed to pretend Im twenty! So exciting not to have to fake being a teenager anymore!

After getting my tetrahydrogestrinone cortisone shot, I hopped on a plane and flew back home. I had to start psychotherapy rehab to heal my damaged psyche sprained shoulder. That injury happened during the Australian Open final.

I've been trying to become more mature and independent now that Mom isn't around. I guess she got tired of pretending to keep her sham marriage together.

Anyways, I went to the grocery store where I bought some toilet paper. Nike's got me wearing this new low-cut dress for the clay season, and my endorsement contract stipulates that I stuff my bra. Sheryl Crow would chew me out if she knew how flat I really was. Sweet Mother Russia, I waste an entire tree each time I stuff!

Then I had to go to T-Mobile to start up this new Motorola Q9 I received. This is the first doodle I'm writing on this so please don't mind the spelling mistakes.....I'm not used to this teeny keyboard. Fortunately, your my fans so your always gonna forgive my functional illiteracy and remind people that "Maria's from Russia".

One of the best things about having this time off is actually being able to spend time in one place, which means getting to spend it with my agent a 'special someone' without having to have daily text conversations.

My birthday was so fun! It was almost as awesome as the third time I celebrated my "7th birthday". Mom and Dad even decided to fake it and appear together ... for some extra endorsement money. It was just like old times! :-)

I received amazing bouquets of flowers from my handlers and sponsors. I had about 15 people get together at one of my favorite restaurants in L.A and it was great to see most of my handlers close friends in one room.... which happens every time it's contractually obligated once in a blue moon.

Everyone has been asking how it feels to be 20. I laugh to myself and think: "The same way it's felt for the past 2 years!" But 22 doesn't feel any different. I got up, rang my bell, asked Papa Yuri to unlock my cage, went to the gym, came home, got berated by Papa Yuri, and got sent back to my cage without dinner. Papa won't let me out of my cage until I get my serve back. He says he has locked the door and forgotten the key.

Well, this doodle took way too long! I'm never doing it on this hand-held again even though it forces my haters to cut me some slack for being "semi-literate Semi-pova". :sad:

alelysafina
Apr 24th, 2007, 06:11 AM
She looks hot in those pics. Although I can't help but notice her arm is like twice the size of that girl Camilla's :lol: It doesn't even look like muscle :scratch:

She's always had fleshy arms.

alelysafina
Apr 24th, 2007, 06:15 AM
more pics from her Bday :)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8771/screenshot2007423075459ev6.jpg


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8784/screenshot2007423075524qk5.jpg



Awww!! What a cute chid!!!

morningglory
Apr 24th, 2007, 06:15 AM
She has a bf and a diamond ring hmm... he bf must be somewhat rich if that's a b'day present... OR her parents bought her that ring (huh?) OR she bought it herself (well....) ... hmm

Hellion
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:05 AM
i love the two pics with the baby ..so cute !

Dinkie
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:12 AM
the baby looks like andy's nephew,maybe the special someone is andy roddick.

Eh, no, Andy's nephew is about 4 years old now.
Maria lives in LA, Roddick in Austin and he dates an Austin girl.
They're not together.

KoOlMaNsEaN
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:13 AM
is her hand attached to her chin?? :p

Kunal
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:14 AM
:rolleyes: another troll

who is that girl in ur avatar?!?

Kunal
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:16 AM
the brunette with maria is off the hook hot!!

Medina
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:32 AM
Nice pictures :)

Effy
Apr 24th, 2007, 11:43 AM
who is that girl in ur avatar?!?

do u mean Iveta's legs? :p i have a new avatar already :p

Hellion
Apr 24th, 2007, 11:48 AM
do u mean Iveta's legs? :p i have a new avatar already :p

this one i like it more ! ;)

Mr. Magassi
Apr 24th, 2007, 02:49 PM
Here are some pix from her 20th. She is looking really hot :hearts:

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/525/screenshot2007423075552wx4.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2014/screenshot2007423075611qc0.jpg

WOW! Masha's looking very hot... but who's the brunette on the left? YOWZA! She's eclipsing Maria a bit for me... tre HOT!

aod2k9
Apr 24th, 2007, 02:58 PM
Good to see she is getting fuglier by the year. I am guessing she will be Michael Jackson by 24?

CORIA01
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:02 PM
She Poses So Much!
Masha Be More Natural!!!!

jacobruiz
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:48 PM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8771/screenshot2007423075459ev6.jpg
She is gorgeous - so nice to see her this happy!
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2762/mash6kg9.jpg

Maria should wear this color more often.:hearts:

nflatte
Apr 24th, 2007, 04:58 PM
"So after spending a day there, I headed back home and had to start rehab which is just as exciting as flossing your teeth."

Uhh, what a weird analogy, but ok.

nflatte
Apr 24th, 2007, 05:05 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/tennisfan1981/maria-1.jpg

NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN ...

4/23/2007 11:26:00 AM

Well, Im finally allowed to pretend Im twenty! So exciting not to have to fake being a teenager anymore!

After getting my tetrahydrogestrinone cortisone shot, I hopped on a plane and flew back home. I had to start psychotherapy rehab to heal my damaged psyche sprained shoulder. That injury happened during the Australian Open final.

I've been trying to become more mature and independent now that Mom isn't around. I guess she got tired of pretending to keep her sham marriage together.

Anyways, I went to the grocery store where I bought some toilet paper. Nike's got me wearing this new low-cut dress for the clay season, and my endorsement contract stipulates that I stuff my bra. Sheryl Crow would chew me out if she knew how flat I really was. Sweet Mother Russia, I waste an entire tree each time I stuff!

Then I had to go to T-Mobile to start up this new Motorola Q9 I received. This is the first doodle I'm writing on this so please don't mind the spelling mistakes.....I'm not used to this teeny keyboard. Fortunately, your my fans so your always gonna forgive my functional illiteracy and remind people that "Maria's from Russia".

One of the best things about having this time off is actually being able to spend time in one place, which means getting to spend it with my agent a 'special someone' without having to have daily text conversations.

My birthday was so fun! It was almost as awesome as the third time I celebrated my "7th birthday". Mom and Dad even decided to fake it and appear together ... for some extra endorsement money. It was just like old times! :-)

I received amazing bouquets of flowers from my handlers and sponsors. I had about 15 people get together at one of my favorite restaurants in L.A and it was great to see most of my handlers close friends in one room.... which happens every time it's contractually obligated once in a blue moon.

Everyone has been asking how it feels to be 20. I laugh to myself and think: "The same way it's felt for the past 2 years!" But 22 doesn't feel any different. I got up, rang my bell, asked Papa Yuri to unlock my cage, went to the gym, came home, got berated by Papa Yuri, and got sent back to my cage without dinner. Papa won't let me out of my cage until I get my serve back. He says he has locked the door and forgotten the key.

Well, this doodle took way too long! I'm never doing it on this hand-held again even though it forces my haters to cut me some slack for being "semi-literate Semi-pova". :sad:

Hilarious. Seriously though, I think her blogs were edited before submission.

LoveFifteen
Apr 24th, 2007, 05:27 PM
Hilarious. Seriously though, I think her blogs were edited before submission.

Well, if someone is editing them, s/he isn't very good at spelling and grammar. :help:

ToeTag
Apr 24th, 2007, 05:32 PM
NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMANNo, she's somewhere between a chick and broad!

Signed: Julia Roberts
circa:1990

zakketiello
Apr 24th, 2007, 06:24 PM
Camilla belle: acrtess

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alelysafina
Apr 25th, 2007, 12:18 AM
Camilla is gorgeous but something about her eyebrows always bothered the heck out of me :shrug: