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miffedmax
Mar 21st, 2007, 02:09 PM
In GM, we've seen poll after poll comparing Lena's beauty to other tennis players, a clapped-out, bald ex-singer in rehab and a host of others not even remotely worthy.

All Lenaphiles know, though, that when it comes to all-time beautiful women, it's got to be between Lena, and the other Helen, reputed to be the most beautiful woman on earth, Helen of Troy. It's not easy to compare across the centuries, but there are a few areas we can compare to get an idea.


Helen Elena Edge

No. of ships launched: 1,000 1 Helen
No. of Princes carried
off by: 2 0 Helen
No. of Prince contracts
messed up: 0 1 Elena
Epic poems about 2 0 Helen
Poetry in motion 0 1 Elena
Wars over 1 0 Helen
Flame wars over 0 Countless Elena
Paris success 0 0 Even
Olympics 0 2 Elena
Fanbase Troy Whole
Greece world Elena

So, clearly, Elena pips Helen of Troy to win the title of "All-time Most Beautiful Woman."

(But please get well, Lena, so we can talk about your tennis again).

Dementinator
Mar 21st, 2007, 02:25 PM
there are lots of gorgeous girls around ,but I have to say none are as physically stunning ,statuesque and natrually beautiful as our Lena..she is truly unrivalled in that deptartment..

miffedmax
Mar 21st, 2007, 03:35 PM
Ah, man, my format got shot to hell.

Maybe this wills work:

CATEGORY:
Number of ships launched:
Helen: 1,000
Elena: 1
Edge: Helen

No. of Princes carried of by:
Helen: 2
Elena 0
Edge: Helen

No. of Prince contracts lost by company:
Helen: 0
Elena: 1
Edge: Elena

Epic poems about:
Helen: 2
Elena: 0
Edge: Helen

Poetry in Motion:
Helen: 0
Elena: 1
Edge: Elena

Wars fought over:
Helen: 1
Elena: 0
Edge: Helen

Flames wars over:
Helen: 0
Elena: Countless
Edge: Elena

Paris successes:
Helen: 0
Elena: 0

Olympics:
Helen: 0
Elena: 2

Fanbase:
Helen: Greece, Troy
Elena: Worldwide


Thus, again, Elena wins!

Dementinator
Mar 21st, 2007, 03:43 PM
that makes better sense ,I didnt wanna say anything but the first one kinda went tits up didnt it.. :lol:

Alenyaa
Mar 21st, 2007, 04:07 PM
What is it with you and tits going up? :lol: