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samsam4087
Mar 4th, 2007, 03:30 PM
Tennis Joke

Martina said that Steffi only asked her four questions in her life. What are these four questions?


I'm not entirely sure, but I think they were:

1. how do i curtsy?
2. how many more titles do you want? (after losing to martina at wimbledon '87)
3. are you going to retire now? (wimbledon '88, after beating her)
4. are you going to retire now? (wimbledon '89, after beating her)

to be honest, i made the first one up, but the rest is imo pretty accurate.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

lecciones
Mar 4th, 2007, 06:16 PM
Hehehe I like the 2nd question.

ce
Mar 4th, 2007, 06:22 PM
:lol:

Apoorv
Mar 4th, 2007, 06:44 PM
:lol:

northern lad
Mar 4th, 2007, 07:37 PM
at first i thought it was Hingis and not Navratilova and i was confused... and then my brain caught up and i got it. :rolleyes: :lol:

DennisPostedThis
Mar 4th, 2007, 09:06 PM
:) great!

lecciones
Mar 5th, 2007, 08:13 AM
at first i thought it was Hingis and not Navratilova and i was confused... and then my brain caught up and i got it. :rolleyes: :lol:

If that was martina Hingis she would be asking this question:
"How many more titles do you want?" (after losing to Graf at RG99)

Then martina would add (because you know we all love her comments)
"You know your getting old and slow." HAHAHAHA Martina's humor, I love it!

(or did she say that to Jana Novotna?) HEHE

davidmario
Mar 5th, 2007, 05:03 PM
If that was martina Hingis she would be asking this question:
"How many more titles do you want?" (after losing to Graf at RG99)

Then martina would add (because you know we all love her comments)
"You know your getting old and slow." HAHAHAHA Martina's humor, I love it!

(or did she say that to Jana Novotna?) HEHE

yep! very respectful and classy:rolleyes:

MistyGrey
Mar 5th, 2007, 06:04 PM
yep! very respectful and classy:rolleyes:

:lol:

John.
Mar 5th, 2007, 06:07 PM
:lol:

samsam4087
Mar 6th, 2007, 03:40 PM
If that was martina Hingis she would be asking this question:
"How many more titles do you want?" (after losing to Graf at RG99)

Then martina would add (because you know we all love her comments)
"You know your getting old and slow." HAHAHAHA Martina's humor, I love it!

(or did she say that to Jana Novotna?) HEHE

:lol: :lol: :lol:

MistyGrey
Mar 6th, 2007, 03:53 PM
If that was martina Hingis she would be asking this question:
"How many more titles do you want?" (after losing to Graf at RG99)

Then martina would add (because you know we all love her comments)
"You know your getting old and slow." HAHAHAHA Martina's humor, I love it!

(or did she say that to Jana Novotna?) HEHE

Something tells me Hingis wont be calling anyone old and slow in this lifetime, not after the lesson a certain over the hill player taught her in Paris. :tape:

samsam4087
Mar 8th, 2007, 10:05 AM
Something tells me Hingis wont be calling anyone old and slow in this lifetime, not after the lesson a certain over the hill player taught her in Paris. :tape:

yes

:lol: :lol: :lol: