View Full Version : Cool Quotes --> Thought I'd share some of my faves

Feb 13th, 2007, 02:33 PM
When the new reporter said that "Shopkeepers are opening their doors and bringing out blankets and cups of tea" I just smiled. It's like yes. That's Britian for you. Tea solves everything. You're a bit cold? Tea. Your boyfriend just left you? Tea. You've been told you've got cancer? Tea. Coordinated terrorist attack on the transport network bringing the city to a grinding halt? TEA DAMMIT! And if it's really serious, they may bring out the coffee. The Americans have their alert raised to red, we break out the coffee. That's for more serious situations than this of course. Like another England penalty shoot-out.

- Jess MacNutt on July 7th 2005

One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God what have I just said?

- Sports Commentator

It was a no win situtation, so I'm glad I won rather than lost

- Frank Bruno

Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways.

- William Shakespeare (Old Bill sums up my life quite well)

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

- Britney Spears on the perks of fame (aww bless)

Feel free to add, I'll add some more later

On that note I'm off for a cup of tea.