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The_Pov
Dec 25th, 2006, 07:23 AM
So who has been naughty and who has nice, who will be getting great presents and who will be lucky to recieve lump of coal.

I'm usually no good at these so I'll leave it to you guys to impress me.

LudwigDvorak
Dec 25th, 2006, 07:41 AM
Well, Santa would give Dementieva a serve and Sharapova a plane crash. Both deserve those presents equally, I say.

Hingiswinsthis
Dec 25th, 2006, 08:02 AM
Serena.........a Bowflex machine.

Maria........Avon make up for her rashes.

Venus.....4-Piece Pro-Active Solution package with daily oil control.

Justine....a pair of B cup silicones.

Kim......a Conair ceramic hair straightener.

Amelie....Franzia, boxed wine. :-)

Daniela.....a 30% Off discount card from the Olive Garden.

Elena Dementieva....invisalign braces.

and Lindsay...a Graco crib.

ioni
Dec 25th, 2006, 08:56 AM
Well, Santa would give Dementieva a serve and Sharapova a plane crash. Both deserve those presents equally, I say.

:scared: what kind of Santa does give as a present a plane crash...? :help: :unsure: :scared:

FrenchY52
Dec 25th, 2006, 10:11 AM
Tatiana : a nose and 2 ankle braces

kittyking
Dec 25th, 2006, 10:15 AM
Kathie Westbury - Plane tickets to disneyland (she needs a break)
Sacha Jones - A wildcard into the AO
Marina Erakovic - Some femine clothing
Ellen Barry - Money for her to donate to her favourite charities
Leanne Baker - 'Tennis Strategy for Dummies Manual' book
Shona Lee - Some new clothing
Chelsea Te Tai - Another mobile

So Disrespectful
Dec 25th, 2006, 10:44 AM
Sharapova- Throaties
Justine- Teeth whitener
Daniela- A nice box of chocolates
Stosur- Nike sponsorship
Serena- Treadmill
Stevenson- $30 Target voucher (in case she changes her mind on what she wants)

Ben.
Dec 25th, 2006, 11:00 AM
Sharapova - Shoes, lots of shoes :devil: plus pics of herself in bikini's :lol:

Vaidisova - A sack of coal & potatoes, due to some of her on court tanturms she throws :lol: no just kidding, just some nice dresses :)

Ivanovic - A surfboard :lol: she's learning to surf at the moment on Australia beaches so why not :)

Hantuchova - A gift voucher to a day spa

Hingis - A nice box of swiss chocolates (preferably Lindt)

Kim - A nice box of Belgian chocloates & some cosmetics

Stosur - A clothing sponsorship

Molik - Garnier Beauty Products & a gift voucher to a day spa

tenn_ace
Dec 25th, 2006, 02:18 PM
Well, Santa would give Dementieva a serve and Sharapova a plane crash. Both deserve those presents equally, I say.


and you are from SC? I thought that only religious fanatics with strange accents live there? Didn't know idiots moved down there as well. :rolleyes: I say.

pooh14
Dec 25th, 2006, 02:48 PM
Hingis - 97's confidence and RG

matthias
Dec 25th, 2006, 03:05 PM
Schnyder - something from Vidal Sasson

hurricanejeanne
Dec 25th, 2006, 03:27 PM
Lindsay: An industrial sized baby crib. That kid is going to grow fast. And some maternity clothing. :p :kiss:

Nicole: Anger management classes.

Tatiana: New ankles, or at least some ankle supports.

Merry Christmas Y'all! :wavey:

Stavie
Dec 25th, 2006, 03:53 PM
Lindsay : Health and love for her and her baby :D

*JR*
Dec 25th, 2006, 04:43 PM
Dokic: a country to call home :help:

Elke: a comeback complete with Wildcards :devil:

PP: a husband without a criminal record :hehehe:

Masha: an endorsement contract with Dole bananas

Linzi: maternity clothes :angel:

The Contessa: her own horse

Tina Pisnik: a driver with a license :eek:

Keaka
Dec 25th, 2006, 05:29 PM
Dokic: a country to call home :help:

Elke: a comeback complete with Wildcards :devil:

PP: a husband without a criminal record :hehehe:

Masha: an endorsement contract with Dole bananas

Linzi: maternity clothes :angel:

The Contessa: her own horse

Tina Pisnik: a driver with a license :eek:

Good to remember retired players :D

Drake1980
Dec 25th, 2006, 05:32 PM
Maureen Drake-Another year on tour;)
Martina Hingis- A French Open Title in 2007

AJZ.
Dec 25th, 2006, 05:37 PM
Ai - Health :)

Wiggly
Dec 25th, 2006, 05:39 PM
Daniela : 2002 Confidence.
Iveta : Ending her slump who started like in 2005:tape:

urock34
Dec 25th, 2006, 06:14 PM
serena diet pills jk
venus a new outfit and wrist braces

40-0
Dec 25th, 2006, 07:21 PM
venus: a new wrist :(

LudwigDvorak
Dec 25th, 2006, 08:34 PM
and you are from SC? I thought that only religious fanatics with strange accents live there? Didn't know idiots moved down there as well. :rolleyes: I say.

I love Sharapova in all her acne'ed glory. I'm just thinking best for her. Maybe I should say Santa would give her something else, like a volley. That'd probably be more beneficial, come to think of it.

Frode
Dec 25th, 2006, 10:23 PM
Sharapova -- A Mirror
Jankovic -- A Copy of the Movie "This is Spinal Tap"
Zvonereva -- Water resistant eyeliner and hankerchiefs
Golovin -- The book "How to tape Your Ankles"
Petrova -- A new brain
Kuznetsova -- A gift card to a hairstylish
Serena Williams -- allready used but obvious :a treadmill

Frode
Dec 26th, 2006, 12:01 AM
A couple more


Sesil Karatancheva -- The Ben Johnson Autobiography
Martina Navratilova -- A Rocking chair
Amy Frazier -- A tannig bed


And for Maria Kirilenko -- Well.... myself

IceHock
Dec 26th, 2006, 12:09 AM
Amelie Mauresmo- an electric scooter to ride to her chair instead of running so she conserves more energy.

Maria Sharapova- a mini electric microphone to go inside of her outfit so she can talk to Yuri more easily without being caught.

Tatiana Golovin- money for an ass job.

Marion Bartoli- cake of course

tennisjunky
Dec 26th, 2006, 02:10 AM
no injuries for the whole tour
tournament directors: top players

pengluv
Dec 26th, 2006, 05:08 AM
since justines not on the naughtly list this year santa should give justine a gaydar:devil:

Polikarpov
Dec 26th, 2006, 05:27 AM
Venus - razor

Maria S -Strepsils, concealer

Kuzzy - Xenical and eyebrows

Martina - bandanas

ioni
Dec 26th, 2006, 04:04 PM
I love Sharapova in all her acne'ed glory. I'm just thinking best for her. Maybe I should say Santa would give her something else, like a volley. That'd probably be more beneficial, come to think of it.

yep a volley or a lob who knows maybe a drop shot .. and you can remain with the plane crash and some of her acnee..but you do have allready that don't you ? :devil:

pengluv
Dec 27th, 2006, 12:29 AM
peng also gets a green card

RatedR Superstar
Dec 27th, 2006, 02:15 AM
Daniela - Me
Jelena Dokic - Me
Myskina - Me
Lena D - Me

:lol:

MrSerenaWilliams
Dec 27th, 2006, 04:27 AM
Serena, Mary, Jennifer, Tatiana, Monica, and Venus - health
Lindsay - safe pregnancy