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LH2HBH
Dec 15th, 2006, 10:00 PM
'Twas the eve of Tennis Season...

Twas the eve of tennis season and all through the threads...
All the posters were bored, they were heading to their beds....

All of WTAworld slept as the dreamed of the coming year...
Hoping that a return from Jennifer Capriati may be near....

When all of the sudden arose such a clatter...
We all knew it wasn't Anna Kournikova's trophies that was the matter...!

Alas, It was Serena Williams in Santa's suit on the roof....
With 9 Russian Tennis players stomping their hoofs....

On Zvonereva, Kirilenko, on Petrova, on Dementieva,
on Svetlana, on Safina, Chakvetadze & Myskina!

At the head of the sleigh standing out from the rest,
was one Russian reindeer with a scream so loud everyone knew she was the best!

It was Maria Sharapova who led them through the night,
Shrieking their way through the sky so that safely home they'd arrive that night.

When suddenly out of nowhere ghosts of Mary and Lindsay appeared
Warning of injuries to their Russian successors they jeered.

"The Australian Open is near and young ladies in this knowledge please share!
Before you win more majors you must be careful with injuries and with your bodies take care!"

It was then that Pierre-Yves also appeared on top of the house!
He declared "My Husband Justine sent me up here thinking she heard a mouse!"

Before long everyone in WTAworld was there on the roof under the stars,
which is when you realized only a dream could be this bizzarre [notwithstanding some polls by pierce0415!]

The message being from flyguydsl to other WTAworld posters tonight!
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.


AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL PLAYERS IN 2007!

miss_molik
Dec 15th, 2006, 10:04 PM
Hahaha:lol: thats really good

Привет
Dec 15th, 2006, 10:58 PM
:worship: Very well done! Quite funny too :D

Erika_Angel
Dec 16th, 2006, 03:02 AM
:lol: V.cute ;)

Loved the Russian player's stanza :p

stevos
Dec 16th, 2006, 03:26 AM
Impressive :yeah: :lol: I liked it!

Tennace
Dec 16th, 2006, 03:36 AM
:worship:
:haha:

That was funny :lol: :yeah:

Tennace
Dec 16th, 2006, 03:37 AM
He declared "My Husband Justine sent me up here thinking she heard a mouse!"

:spit:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Cat's Pajamas
Dec 16th, 2006, 03:39 AM
:lol: :yeah: :worship:

416_Man
Dec 16th, 2006, 03:52 AM
Really amazing.

ioni
Dec 16th, 2006, 04:17 PM
'Twas the eve of Tennis Season...

Twas the eve of tennis season and all through the threads...
All the posters were bored, they were heading to their beds....

All of WTAworld slept as the dreamed of the coming year...
Hoping that a return from Jennifer Capriati may be near....

When all of the sudden arose such a clatter...
We all knew it wasn't Anna Kournikova's trophies that was the matter...!

Alas, It was Serena Williams in Santa's suit on the roof....
With 9 Russian Tennis players stomping their hoofs....

On Zvonereva, Kirilenko, on Petrova, on Dementieva,
on Svetlana, on Safina, Chakvetadze & Myskina!

At the head of the sleigh standing out from the rest,
was one Russian reindeer with a scream so loud everyone knew she was the best!

It was Maria Sharapova who led them through the night,
Shrieking their way through the sky so that safely home they'd arrive that night.

When suddenly out of nowhere ghosts of Mary and Lindsay appeared
Warning of injuries to their Russian successors they jeered.

"The Australian Open is near and young ladies in this knowledge please share!
Before you win more majors you must be careful with injuries and with your bodies take care!"

It was then that Pierre-Yves also appeared on top of the house!
He declared "My Husband Justine sent me up here thinking she heard a mouse!"

Before long everyone in WTAworld was there on the roof under the stars,
which is when you realized only a dream could be this bizzarre [notwithstanding some polls by pierce0415!]

The message being from flyguydsl to other WTAworld posters tonight!
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.


AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL PLAYERS IN 2007!

IMPRESSIVE ! :yeah: :lol:

hurricanejeanne
Dec 16th, 2006, 04:46 PM
When suddenly out of nowhere ghosts of Mary and Lindsay appeared
Warning of injuries to their Russian successors they jeered.

"The Australian Open is near and young ladies in this knowledge please share!
Before you win more majors you must be careful with injuries and with your bodies take care!"

Amen to that.

Very cute.

RJWCapriati
Dec 16th, 2006, 04:50 PM
:lol: :)

SpankMe
Dec 16th, 2006, 05:05 PM
:hatoff:

P_Fer
Dec 16th, 2006, 05:09 PM
Very Funny

LH2HBH
Dec 16th, 2006, 07:52 PM
HAHA! - Glad everyone like it! Thanks for the goodreps guys!

jazar
Dec 16th, 2006, 08:45 PM
what a poet

Sund7101
Dec 16th, 2006, 08:51 PM
:lol: You're quite the poet!

-jenks-
Dec 17th, 2006, 12:12 AM
That was a great read! :D

pav
Dec 17th, 2006, 03:53 AM
:worship: Very well done

UDACHi
Dec 17th, 2006, 04:07 AM
On Zvonereva, Kirilenko, on Petrova, on Dementieva,
on Svetlana, on Safina, Chakvetadze & Myskina!

*dead*

Derek.
Dec 17th, 2006, 04:20 AM
Nice. :lol: :yeah:

LH2HBH
Dec 19th, 2006, 05:08 PM
bump ;)

Drake1980
Dec 19th, 2006, 05:12 PM
That's great:lol:

serenafan08
Dec 19th, 2006, 05:15 PM
:haha: That is too funny! I admire people who write poetry because I can't at all. This is great. :yeah:

LH2HBH
Dec 19th, 2006, 05:23 PM
:haha: That is too funny! I admire people who write poetry because I can't at all. This is great. :yeah:

haha! I wouldn't call it poetry but thanks!

miffedmax
Dec 19th, 2006, 07:38 PM
Loved it.

LH2HBH
Dec 25th, 2006, 04:08 AM
*bump*

One last time on Christmas 'Eve then we let the thread die!

;)

fufuqifuqishahah
Dec 25th, 2006, 06:07 AM
hooooooot