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Bette_Midler
Oct 30th, 2006, 06:37 PM
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:D

Wayn77
Oct 30th, 2006, 06:38 PM
"Out of my way fuck-face" :D

Rocketta
Oct 30th, 2006, 06:38 PM
you're not living right. ;)

Martyś
Oct 30th, 2006, 06:40 PM
Bzzzz

Piotr'ek
Oct 30th, 2006, 06:43 PM
:)

jelenaROCKS
Oct 30th, 2006, 06:46 PM
shes thinking 'god, i hope no one realises i bought these sun glasses from a dollar store'

Milli
Oct 30th, 2006, 06:56 PM
Umm,I got something between my teeth:shrug:

~Carsten~
Oct 30th, 2006, 07:00 PM
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:D

mmmh, where in hell are my sunglasses? I had them a moment ago.

barryproudfoot
Oct 30th, 2006, 07:00 PM
"Where did I leave my banana?"

s_j
Oct 30th, 2006, 07:03 PM
"After what Peer said about me I just had her for breakfast...a bit chewy..."

P_Fer
Oct 30th, 2006, 07:07 PM
"After what Peer said about me I just had her for breakfast...a bit chewy..."

:haha:

Coffee&TV
Oct 30th, 2006, 07:29 PM
"After what Peer said about me I just had her for breakfast...a bit chewy..."

:lol:

Bette_Midler
Oct 30th, 2006, 10:32 PM
I really doubt Maria is as young as she always claims she is! She already has lines/wrinkles on her neck like someone much older

what do you think?

Aaron68
Oct 30th, 2006, 10:36 PM
I really doubt Maria is as young as she always claims she is! She already has lines/wrinkles on her neck like someone much older

what do you think?

I think you are ... well, let's just say wrong, and leave it at that.

There are records of everything from her birth to her arrival in the US to her play in juniors to her time at B's in Florida to ... to ... to ...

Everyone is lying? There is some VAST worldwide conspiracy to take a coupel of years off of Masha's age? Are you effin' serious?

darrinbaker00
Oct 30th, 2006, 10:40 PM
http://external.cache.el-mundo.net/elmundodeporte/imagenes/2006/10/30/1162221503_g_0.jpg

:D
"With the hidden speaker in these glasses, Michael no longer has to flash signs to me from the stands. All he has to do is pretend like he's talking to my dad, and no one will know the difference."

WIMBLY2004
Oct 30th, 2006, 11:20 PM
I really doubt Maria is as young as she always claims she is! She already has lines/wrinkles on her neck like someone much older

what do you think?

How old do you reckon she is then for someone who only finished growing few months ago?

She is a tennis player, tennis players are exposed under sun and sweat most of the day, that's why Davenport and Pierce look much older than the ordinary 30ish.

Mother_Marjorie
Oct 30th, 2006, 11:31 PM
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Who will be my next victim?

perseus2006
Oct 30th, 2006, 11:54 PM
"I will spit upon you, Shahar Peer!"

Sharakim
Oct 30th, 2006, 11:56 PM
To Shahar Peer = "It's your funeral at the OZ my dear."

Aaron68
Oct 31st, 2006, 12:19 AM
"I don't know ... Ferrari? Lamborghini? Ferrari? Lamborghini? Hmm. Aw, hell -- I'll take both!"

Brian Stewart
Oct 31st, 2006, 09:00 AM
"Maria Sharapova pauses as a miniaturized worker repairs a tear in her sleeve."

Ben.
Oct 31st, 2006, 09:04 AM
"Do I look like an old Grandma is this outfit, no wonder why with the wrinkles appearing on my face & the way i purse my lips"

Ben.
Oct 31st, 2006, 09:05 AM
"After what Peer said about me I just had her for breakfast...a bit chewy..."

:lol:

Josh.
Oct 31st, 2006, 09:13 AM
"After what Peer said about me I just had her for breakfast...a bit chewy..."

:haha: :haha: :haha:
i am crying
*death*

bis2806
Oct 31st, 2006, 09:23 AM
God, why can't I just be like Paris Hilton? Or like a sorostitute who always wears bug-eyed sunglasses like these?

Ben.
Oct 31st, 2006, 09:29 AM
"hey guys, do i look like a beatle in these sunnies, errgh, i do"

Bette_Midler
Oct 31st, 2006, 03:29 PM
:lol:

saki
Oct 31st, 2006, 03:31 PM
I really doubt Maria is as young as she always claims she is! She already has lines/wrinkles on her neck like someone much older

what do you think?

I think the fact that she grew another couple of inches last year confirms that her age is definitely correct.

I have my doubts about a coupe of the Eastern European 'teenagers' but I find Maria's age perfectly plausible.

Bette_Midler
Oct 31st, 2006, 03:49 PM
this news is old, from 26 de noviembre de 2004

a brasilian tennis player Nanda Alves said that Sharpie is 3 years more old than her "official age"

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26 de noviembre de 2004

Nanda Alves manifestó que conoce hace tiempo a la campeona de Wimbledon y el Masters de damas y que tiene como mínimo 21 años, tres más de los que reconoce la número dos de Rusia.

La tenista número uno de Brasil, Nanda Alves (175° de la WTA), puso en duda la verdadera edad de la flamante campeona del Masters femenino, Maria Sharapova, al manifestarse convencida que la estrella rusa tiene "como mínimo" 21 años y no 17, como se cree.



Así lo reveló este viernes el columnista Renato Mauricio Prado, del diario brasileño O Globo, al relatar una "charla" que sostuvo con Alves.



La brasileña, de 21 años, afirmó que se midió con Sharapova por única vez hace tres años, en las clasificaciones de un torneo, y fue derrotada por 6-3 y 6-4.



Cuando Prado le recordó que, en ese entonces, la rusa tenía sólo 14 años, Alves "sonrió", y expresó sus dudas de que esa sea la verdadera edad de Shaparova.



"La edad de las rusas es siempre algo muy controvertido. Varias de ellas recién son registradas tres, cuatro años después de nacer. Creo que Sharapova es una gran jugadora, pero dudo que tenga sólo 17 años. Creo que tiene mi edad: 21 años. Como mínimo", expresó Alves, según relató el columnista.



Sharapova también ganó este año el Gran Slam de Wimbledon y terminó la temporada como la cuarta mejor tenista del mundo. (Agencias)




http://www.cooperativa.cl/p4_noticias/antialone.html?page=http://www.cooperativa.cl/p4_noticias/site/artic/20041126/pags/20041126162936.html

Kimster
Oct 31st, 2006, 03:51 PM
Seriously....why is this girl hyped? :shrug:

bis2806
Oct 31st, 2006, 04:01 PM
Yet, I have not the slightest idea too...

Aaron68
Oct 31st, 2006, 06:00 PM
Seriously....why is this girl hyped? :shrug:

Hmm. Let's see ...

-Won Wimbledon at 17.
-Great story.
-SUPER-tall.
-Beautiful.
-15 titles already, and still a teen.
-#2 player in the world.
-Won US Open this year.
-Is the highest paid female athlete in the world, BY FAR (she makes nearly twice what Michelle Wie makes).
-Most of her 15 titles are big tournaments.
-Is known the world over.
-Is the face of the WTA.
-Has HUGE potential, as she continues to get better and better.

What more do you want? When someone is already a 2-time Slam champion, is fighting for the #1 spot in the world, has won 15 titles, etc ... it ain't *hype*. It's the Real Deal<TM>.

Hype is when they talk and talk and talk about what someone *might* accomplish, yet she hasn't done crap yet.

Kitten63
Oct 31st, 2006, 06:26 PM
Hmm. Let's see ...

-Won Wimbledon at 17.
-Great story.
-SUPER-tall.
-Beautiful.
-15 titles already, and still a teen.
-#2 player in the world.
-Won US Open this year.
-Is the highest paid female athlete in the world, BY FAR (she makes nearly twice what Michelle Wie makes).
-Most of her 15 titles are big tournaments.
-Is known the world over.
-Is the face of the WTA.
-Has HUGE potential, as she continues to get better and better.

What more do you want? When someone is already a 2-time Slam champion, is fighting for the #1 spot in the world, has won 15 titles, etc ... it ain't *hype*. It's the Real Deal<TM>.

Hype is when they talk and talk and talk about what someone *might* accomplish, yet she hasn't done crap yet.

excellent post.

Ben.
Oct 31st, 2006, 06:59 PM
Hmm. Let's see ...

-Won Wimbledon at 17.
-Great story.
-SUPER-tall.
-Beautiful.
-15 titles already, and still a teen.
-#2 player in the world.
-Won US Open this year.
-Is the highest paid female athlete in the world, BY FAR (she makes nearly twice what Michelle Wie makes).
-Most of her 15 titles are big tournaments.
-Is known the world over.
-Is the face of the WTA.
-Has HUGE potential, as she continues to get better and better.

What more do you want? When someone is already a 2-time Slam champion, is fighting for the #1 spot in the world, has won 15 titles, etc ... it ain't *hype*. It's the Real Deal<TM>.

Hype is when they talk and talk and talk about what someone *might* accomplish, yet she hasn't done crap yet.

well thought & said :clap2: u forget 2 mention she's also had a taste of being No.1. in the World. but it's just a great post though.

alelysafina
Oct 31st, 2006, 07:02 PM
shes thinking 'god, i hope no one realises i bought these sun glasses from a dollar store'

:lol: :lol:

Shappica
Oct 31st, 2006, 07:19 PM
Hmm. Let's see ...

-Won Wimbledon at 17.
-Great story.
-SUPER-tall.
-Beautiful.
-15 titles already, and still a teen.
-#2 player in the world.
-Won US Open this year.
-Is the highest paid female athlete in the world, BY FAR (she makes nearly twice what Michelle Wie makes).
-Most of her 15 titles are big tournaments.
-Is known the world over.
-Is the face of the WTA.
-Has HUGE potential, as she continues to get better and better.

What more do you want? When someone is already a 2-time Slam champion, is fighting for the #1 spot in the world, has won 15 titles, etc ... it ain't *hype*. It's the Real Deal<TM>.

Hype is when they talk and talk and talk about what someone *might* accomplish, yet she hasn't done crap yet.

:clap2:

rjd1111
Oct 31st, 2006, 08:28 PM
Damn! I hope No one Smells that

Slumpsova
Oct 31st, 2006, 08:39 PM
i'm blind.

Neptune
Oct 31st, 2006, 08:46 PM
What are these rumors who said that Maria is older than 19? :shrug: Should be so easy to traficc the dates in Siberia?

UncleZeke
Oct 31st, 2006, 08:51 PM
With the plane still in the background, she thinks to herself, " huummmm, how much money can I make here ?? " ..

jenny161185
Oct 31st, 2006, 10:03 PM
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SHARAPOVA: ONE DAY ILL BE THE NEXT VICTORIA BECKHAM!

tennis-master83
Oct 31st, 2006, 10:10 PM
If i win AUSTRALIAN OPEN where can i go besides JAY LENO AND LETTERMAN?

ASerenusFan
Oct 31st, 2006, 10:10 PM
I really doubt Maria is as young as she always claims she is! She already has lines/wrinkles on her neck like someone much older

what do you think?

exactly, thats what I keep saying, sharapova looks at least 25(but I actually believe her since she was still growing a few years ago), but kuznetsova, karatancheva, safina etc look about 10 years older than they claim to be, and vaidisova and, schiavone seems to be lying about age and gender

tennis-master83
Oct 31st, 2006, 10:10 PM
If i win AUSTRALIAN OPEN where can i go besides JAY LENO AND LETTERMAN?

Sharakim
Oct 31st, 2006, 10:14 PM
If i win AUSTRALIAN OPEN where can i go besides JAY LENO AND LETTERMAN?Conan O'Brien! Seriously, I'd love to see Maria on Conan!

bellascarlett
Oct 31st, 2006, 10:24 PM
Seriously....why is this girl hyped? :shrug:

Seriously.

I pity the ones who ask these kinds of questions.

Lapin
Oct 31st, 2006, 10:47 PM
Bzzzz

:lol:

Kitten63
Nov 1st, 2006, 07:38 PM
[quote=gabrielle;9379970]http://external.cache.el-mundo.net/elmundodeporte/imagenes/2006/10/30/1162221503_g_0.jpg

SHARAPOVA: ONE DAY ILL BE THE NEXT VICTORIA BECKHAM!

lol

IMPOSSIBLE
Nov 1st, 2006, 07:40 PM
I Think I Prefer Strawberry Flavour Gum