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MilanDokic
Oct 14th, 2006, 08:59 AM
Croatian journalists told she looks very untidy and derelicty! They mentioned she bankrupted in fully!

Original text (Serbian daily newspapers Press):

JELENA SKROZ PROPALA!
Dokićeva viđena na jednoj zagrebačkoj pijaci kako kupuje paprike i paradajz. Ne liči na sebe, ostala je bez prebijene pare, zapustila se i pretvorila u domaćicu

Jelena je otišla u Australiju samo da bi sredila državljanstvo za dečka Tina, a kada je videla da od toga nema ništa, pobegla je kući

Jelena Dokić ipak nije nestala! Kako Press saznaje, ona se trenutno nalazi u Zagrebu i nije ni senka nekada najlepše teniserke sveta. Dokićeva se potpuno zapustila, ostala je bez prebijene pare, živi sa dečkom Tinom Bikićem i trenutno joj tenis nije ni na kraj pameti. Viđena je kako kupuje paprike i paradajz na jednoj zagrebačkoj pijaci, a kako smo saznali, osim što se bavi kućnim poslovima, njen život se svodi na obično životarenje.
- Jelena je nedavno viđena na jednoj zagrebačkoj pijaci kako kupuje paradajz i paprike. Ona se pretvorila u običnu domaćicu, poprilično je neugledna i zapuštena. Verujte, nije ni senka nekada najlepše teniserke sveta, devojke koja je plenila svojim izgledom. Živi zajedno sa svojim verenikom Tinom Bikićem i po Zagrebu se priča da ne radi ništa osim običnih kućnih poslova. Tenis joj trenutno nije ni na kraj pameti i potpuno je jasno da je definitivno izgubljena za ovaj sport. Osim toga, ostala je bez prebijene pare. Bikići su iscedili poslednji dolar iz nje, tako da joj je preostalo jedino da životari u Zagrebu sa njima, daleko od nekadašnjeg glamura - kaže naš izvor Pressa iz Zagreba, koji je u toku zbivanja u "slučaju Dokić".
Saznajemo i da su njen put u Australiju i ponovno igranje pod zastavom ove zemlje bili inspirisani sasvim drugim motivima. Naime, Jelena uopšte nije imala nameru da se ozbiljno vraća tenisu, već je dobila zadatak da svom dečku Tinu na taj način obezbedi australijsko državljanstvo.
- Njen navodni povratak tenisu u decembru prošle godine bila je obična patka. Jelena je prevarila Australijance da želi da se vrati na stare staze, a zapravo je sve činila samo da bi sredila papire svom dečku Tinu. Nadala se da će njen povratak u zemlju u kojoj je napravila prve velike uspehe uticati na tamošnje vlasti da izdaju pasoš i Bikiću. Kada je videla da od toga nema ništa, pokupila se odmah posle Australija opena i napustila zemlju. Tamo se verovatno neće ni vraćati, iako se zvanično vodi kao Australijanka - kaže naš izvor.
Čak i njeno angažovanje brata Ive Majoli za trenera i učešće na malim ITF turnirima posle Australije imalo je sasvim druge motive.
- Ni taj potez nema veze sa tenisom. Radi se samo o strahu braće Bikić da će njen otac Damir zaista angažovati Interpol da je traži. Setite se da je on pretio time i ko zna još čime posle Australija opena. Ovako, Jelena je imala trenera, takmičila se i nije bilo osnova za potragu. A igrala je nekakve turnire za nekoliko stotina dolara i ispadala čak u kvalifikacijama tih petorazrednih takmičenja. Kad se Damir smirio i odustao od ćerke, Bikići i Jelena batalili su tenis i vratili se u Zagreb, u julu ove godine. Posle toga, Dokićeva je opet "nestala", a zapravo je živela u glavnom gradu Hrvatske, daleko od očiju medija, kao obična, čak ispodprosečna devojka - tvrdi dobro obavešteni izvor Pressa.
(S. R.)

Damir Dokić: Jelena je za mene završena priča

Damir Dokić u izjavi za Press kaže da je digao ruke od Jelene i da je trenutno posvećen nekim sasvim drugim stvarima
- Jelena je za mene završena priča, imam ja svoje dete - rekao je kratko Damir Dokić, pri tom misleći na sina Savu. - Nemam više snage da se bavim njome, trenutno sam okupiran nekim sasvim drugim stvarima.
Press je već pisao da su Dokići angažovali privatnog detektiva da pronađe Jelenu, ali očigledno je da su i oni odustali, kao da su shvatili da je ona za njih zauvek izgubljena.

Just Do It
Oct 14th, 2006, 10:23 AM
Zaista ne znam sta je ovoj devojci sve ovo bilo potrebno...iskreno, ne verujem u 50% stvari napisanih u ovom teskstu, ali videcemo krajem godine kada se budu delile WC za AO !

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:20 AM
So she was seen buying tomatoes and paprika at a pizza place? Whats the big deal? Am I missing something here? Please fill me in.

pascalre
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:22 AM
This are very bad news. I have seen her for the last time in Darmstadt this summer.
there she seemed aimless and a bit confused. As I asked her, what she wants to do the next month - she answered: I don't know
It is a tragic, a girl who was loved by so many people (as she played good tennis), but it seems there is not one person, who can help her.

Sharapovafan4eva
Oct 14th, 2006, 12:18 PM
So she was seen buying tomatoes and paprika at a pizza place? Whats the big deal? Am I missing something here? Please fill me in.

Me too please, I'm confused.

Just Do It
Oct 14th, 2006, 12:24 PM
well they said : She is badlooking, untidy (messy) bad closthe and out of money ! She is just a housewife ! She tried to get a passport to her boyfriend Tin but Australians said : no way and then she left Australia ! Then 'they' said she does not think on tennis, and hardly belive she will ever play ! Yeah, i know its sad :(

!!serenapower!!
Oct 14th, 2006, 07:44 PM
i saw jelena in a queue getting free food down the YMCA in Zagreb :)

Just Do It
Oct 14th, 2006, 08:15 PM
i saw jelena in a queue getting free food down the YMCA in Zagreb :)

Retard !!!

Williams-forever
Oct 14th, 2006, 08:32 PM
Please stop believing in these ridicoulous newspapers. They're only trying to stir up things about Jelena :(

Just Do It
Oct 14th, 2006, 08:37 PM
Please stop believing in these ridicoulous newspapers. They're only trying to stir up things about Jelena :(

oh i wish u r right :scared:

OZTENNIS
Oct 14th, 2006, 08:37 PM
i saw jelena in a queue getting free food down the YMCA in Zagreb :)

cut the crap :fiery: this is a huge crisis. i doubt jelena will ever become a full time tennis player again. if she doesn't have the money, she can't travel, and if she can't travel she can't play tournaments. Tennis Australia should offer her some sort of assistance package. Otherwise I dont think we'll see Jelena in anything more than a Zagreb 25k :sad: :help: :o

Just Do It
Oct 14th, 2006, 08:43 PM
yeah i agree, but her father is very rich ! His house is 20 km from mine...and trust me he could help her in financials !

OZTENNIS
Oct 14th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Speaking of Damir, what is he like? Have u ever met him? He's portrayed as the Dad from Hell in Australia. I no his done some things wrong, but the media twists things soooo much...

Just Do It
Oct 14th, 2006, 08:49 PM
yeah i was talking once with him here in my City, he is okay guy, but he said that he doesent have a daughter anymore :sad: only son ( Jelena's brother Sava) ! Well i understand him...he is fuckin' dissapointed !

OZTENNIS
Oct 14th, 2006, 09:18 PM
yeah, i feel sorry for all of the family...

Cankarlo
Oct 14th, 2006, 10:42 PM
Come on guys! Don't trust these news please. Where can we sure the news are true? I mean they even haven't got any photos to prove it. I don't believe it, but if it is true, she can't be seen messy or like a person have no money. She achieved so much money from tour like 10 million dollars. Don't trust these rumors. We have to believe Jelena and we have to support her.

Привет
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:31 PM
um.. ok. this sounds really strange, I'm hoping its not true and that Jelena is not going around looking scruffy :confused: i find it hard to believe that someone like Jelena would do this anyway, she doesn't seem the type to be seen by the public like this. hopefully soon she will give us something other than rumours to talk about! :D

Verdasco
Oct 15th, 2006, 07:22 AM
This article is obviously not true. What would journalists be doing at a pizza place? What would Jelena be doing at a pizza place? And since when do you buy paprika and tomato from a pizza place?

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 15th, 2006, 07:35 AM
LMFAO whenever I read the thread title I just start laughing. It's so random. :haha:

Darop.
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:00 AM
OMFG IS THIS TRUE?? :speakles:

What type of tomatoes were they??? Did she say wether she was going to slice them or do them Julienne?? I NEED MORE INFO!!! :fiery:






:weirdo:

QUEENPETROVA
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:38 AM
OMFG IS THIS TRUE?? :speakles:

What type of tomatoes were they??? Did she say wether she was going to slice them or do them Julienne?? I NEED MORE INFO!!! :fiery:






:weirdo:

i heard that the tomatos were sliced and diced - and she has a double cheese burger and chips

QUEENPETROVA
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:43 AM
then Tin made her take a large piece of meat at home ;)

MilanDokic
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:14 AM
This article is obviously not true. What would journalists be doing at a pizza place? What would Jelena be doing at a pizza place? And since when do you buy paprika and tomato from a pizza place?

Not pizza place, piazza place is right!

QUEENPETROVA
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:16 AM
Not pizza place, piazza place is right!

:weirdo: so wot jelena's eating pizza - its hardly surprising considering how fat she is now :sad:

Just Do It
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:28 AM
Poor Jelena :sad:

Sharapovafan4eva
Oct 15th, 2006, 11:27 AM
Poor girl.

Cankarlo
Oct 15th, 2006, 11:30 AM
I think Jelena would have laugh with her ass at her home after heard these stupid news. And everybody buy tomatoes. Is everybody poor right now? What she has to wear when she goes to shopping? Has she wear her night dress to go out for shopping????

Just Do It
Oct 15th, 2006, 11:39 AM
yeah but when she hear this, she should do something to prove that this is not true... !

sharapovahihi
Oct 15th, 2006, 04:09 PM
im really worried for jelena i think tin beats her :sad:

Just Do It
Oct 15th, 2006, 06:42 PM
im really worried for jelena i think tin beats her :sad:

:scared: :scared: :scared:

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 15th, 2006, 08:06 PM
im really worried for jelena i think tin beats her :sad:
:rolleyes: Where the hell does that comment come from?

I think Tino might be the one bright spot in Jelena's life recently.

Just Do It
Oct 15th, 2006, 08:21 PM
maybe he really loves her :unsure:

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 15th, 2006, 08:25 PM
maybe he really loves her :unsure:
He's the one who convinced her to go back to Australia and was cheering and watching every match and practice. I dont think Tino is a problem in Jelena's life. As I said, I think he's probably the only person she finds any type of happiness with. And if that's the case then I'm happy for them. I just hope he keeps encouraging Jelena not to give up tennis.

vutt
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:06 PM
I think Tino might be the one bright spot in Jelena's life recently.

Well there is only one problem with bright lights in front of your face - you can't see other maybe even brighter stars in distance. And when that spot in front of you fades it will be to late to reach for the real stars.

Tenis Srbija
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:31 PM
OMG!!!! She was buying paprika??? She should kill herself...
I understand the tomato, but paprika??? Cccc

What a hell are you talking about? So what is she was buying paprika and tomato? She doesn't want to be a tennis player... so she has to do something...
Walk around, buying stuff... Maybe something to eat...

I see the next "HEADLINE" - Jelena Dokić buying newspapers!!!! OMG!!!

Hahahah

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:32 PM
SHOCK: Jelena has been seen at Zagreb's piazza buying paprika and tomato!

*dead* :haha:

Tenis Srbija
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:36 PM
He's the one who convinced her to go back to Australia and was cheering and watching every match and practice. I dont think Tino is a problem in Jelena's life. As I said, I think he's probably the only person she finds any type of happiness with. And if that's the case then I'm happy for them. I just hope he keeps encouraging Jelena not to give up tennis.

O yes... Tino is just a sweetie... :rolleyes:

Please, stop saying bullshit!!! He was cheering for her so no one would say - So where is Tino???-...

He is just one shit athelete, that is making his money over Jelena. Does anyone knows what does Tin do for living? NOTHING!!! So how did he get all those appartments, cars... O I know :bounce: - JELENA DOKIĆ :fiery:

^tatilove^
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:57 PM
i heard jelena was dead! ....................then i found out she had just had a hot flush. those shitty serbian newspapers sure can over react :)

rada
Oct 16th, 2006, 03:57 AM
i heard jelena was dead! ....................then i found out she had just had a hot flush. those shitty serbian newspapers sure can over react :)
it wasn't the serbian newspapers ;) and i really think jelena dokic is OVER!!!! Also i have meet her dad and he isn't that bad he always wanted the best for jelena yes he can be stupid but at the end of the day jelena was at her best with her father now look at her she is nothing :(

Just Do It
Oct 16th, 2006, 10:13 AM
He's the one who convinced her to go back to Australia and was cheering and watching every match and practice. I dont think Tino is a problem in Jelena's life. As I said, I think he's probably the only person she finds any type of happiness with. And if that's the case then I'm happy for them. I just hope he keeps encouraging Jelena not to give up tennis.

He was there cause he wanted Australian passport !

IMPOSSIBLE
Oct 16th, 2006, 06:03 PM
Maybe Jelena will return fighting for the australian hardcourt season

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 16th, 2006, 08:41 PM
He was there cause he wanted Australian passport !
So what if he wants an Australian passport? :shrug: If that's the case it's just because he wants to be with Jelena if/when she's located in Australia.

Cankarlo
Oct 17th, 2006, 06:32 AM
What the deuce ,I totally agree with you. I thought like that when I heard this before. This means she still did not give up her tennis. Hopefully she can get some wildcards to play in the pre Australian open tournaments.

vutt
Oct 17th, 2006, 07:07 AM
So what if he wants an Australian passport? :shrug: If that's the case it's just because he wants to be with Jelena if/when she's located in Australia.

I think he ment that thier life tends to envolve around Tins needs. Jelena is emotionally bound to him and does everything he wants. Fans are worried that current situation is not good for her professional life. That's why you see so many mixed feelings here...

Kunal
Oct 17th, 2006, 07:13 AM
lol

Just Do It
Oct 17th, 2006, 09:25 AM
I think he ment that thier life tends to envolve around Tins needs. Jelena is emotionally bound to him and does everything he wants. Fans are worried that current situation is not good for her professional life. That's why you see so many mixed feelings here...

:yeah:

King Aaron
Oct 17th, 2006, 03:15 PM
If only we knew...it's always the guessing game with Jelena. :shrug:

mirzaisdabest
Oct 18th, 2006, 10:03 AM
i love jelena......especially her nice titties. hope she is back for the dead soon

mirzaisdabest
Oct 18th, 2006, 10:18 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i218/rightfielder2120/jelenadokic.jpg

wish i was where the racquet is. please come back!!!!!!!! :wavey:

Dokic Pierce
Oct 18th, 2006, 10:18 AM
I am amazed that no journalist has tried to do an interview with Jelena given her past success and current position.

I know during last years Australian circuit she cited Mary Pierce as an inspiration ie problems with father, injuries etc, and she seemed back on track, then we hear nothing.

Hopefully if she comes to Australia some journalists there will actually be able to interview her.

I just can't believe that a journalist hasn't tried to get her side of the story, like a follow up, similar to the recent one done on Mirjana Lucic.

Just Do It
Oct 18th, 2006, 10:27 AM
yeah i agree ! She is in Zagreb at the moment, so i guess some croatian journalists should do something :shrug:

mirzaisdabest
Oct 18th, 2006, 10:29 AM
yeah i agree ! She is in Zagreb at the moment, so i guess some croatian journalists should do something :shrug:

how do you know she is in Zagreb? do you know where she lives? if so can i have the address :hearts: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Just Do It
Oct 18th, 2006, 10:32 AM
no, i just know that she is In Zagreb...thats all ! I know where her real home is ... here in Serbia ...one smll place Vrdnik 20km from my city !

mirzaisdabest
Oct 18th, 2006, 10:34 AM
no, i just know that she is In Zagreb...thats all ! I know where her real home is ... here in Serbia ...one smll place Vrdnik 20km from my city !

i just wish we all knew if she will be back soon. so frustrating :sad:

Sharapovafan4eva
Oct 18th, 2006, 12:05 PM
I wish she'd come back also.

WhatTheDeuce
May 22nd, 2007, 03:25 AM
:haha: Memories.

jd4eva
May 22nd, 2007, 03:39 AM
I SMS with Jelena! She is currently hookin and will be shortly back in the top 10! GLORIOUS SERBIA!111!!!!11!! OMGWTFBBQ!!11!!!!!

WhatTheDeuce
May 22nd, 2007, 03:40 AM
I SMS with Jelena! She is currently hookin and will be shortly back in the top 10! GLORIOUS SERBIA!111!!!!11!! OMGWTFBBQ!!11!!!!!
DEATH :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

auntie janie
Mar 22nd, 2008, 01:10 AM
While we wait for something, anything -- let's revisit some of our favorite memories of Jelena! Remember when she bought paprika and tomato? :D

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 22nd, 2008, 01:20 AM
While we wait for something, anything -- let's revisit some of our favorite memories of Jelena! Remember when she bought paprika and tomato? :D
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Priceless.

Renalicious
Mar 25th, 2008, 03:12 PM
LMAOOOOO ::haha:

Golovinjured.
Mar 31st, 2008, 09:35 AM
Well atleast she's eating semi healthy, unless they were purchased with the intent to bake Super Sized, Deep Fried, Sugar Coated Tomatoes with Paprika :bigcry: Atleast she's alive :yeah:

Sorry for my later-than-usual input - no internet for a few days :p

Golovinjured.
Mar 31st, 2008, 09:39 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought this was a new thread :D Just read the first post again and glanced at the date! Have to admit I'm kinda relieved..

I was shocked to get such a big post from MilanDokic aswell :lol: Ahh, so that's what the MilanDokic of old was like :yawn: Much better than his 1-2 line posts of Jelena Dokic 'news' he comes up with nowadays..

Golovinjured.
Mar 8th, 2009, 09:41 AM
Bump. I'm bored. Great thread :inlove:

Brett.
Mar 8th, 2009, 10:27 AM
LOL some posters said about paprika and tomatos and i didn't have a clue what they're talking about lol

Now i got it haha

Alizé Molik
Mar 8th, 2009, 10:41 AM
omg those where the dark days.

KazeKarter
Mar 8th, 2009, 01:16 PM
I finally get all the refrences. It's quite odd to read all the comments about Jelena back then and compare them to now, interesting though.

Graf~Dokic
Mar 8th, 2009, 06:50 PM
By reading this thread again you can image what a horrible year 2006 was for Jelena. :sad: Now everything is over. :)

WhatTheDeuce
Mar 8th, 2009, 07:44 PM
LMFAO

references courtesy of yours truly. and MilanDokic of course :worship: Any contact with Damir or Savo at all via SMS recently bb?

auntie janie
Apr 4th, 2009, 11:01 PM
Bump. I'm bored. Great thread :inlove:

Well done! It's a law around here that someone has to bump this thread every year. ;)

Just Do It
Apr 5th, 2009, 12:50 AM
Guys, please, find us that pic :sobbing:

deepsand
Apr 5th, 2009, 01:42 AM
oh! i finally get it!
hahaha. the title is damn funny.

auntie janie
Feb 16th, 2010, 11:59 AM
Just to remind people that things could be worse ... ;)

Havok
Feb 16th, 2010, 06:42 PM
:haha:

Paprika Powr!!!!!!!1111!!!!11

doktor
Feb 16th, 2010, 11:05 PM
ahhhh jelena, the people's paprika princess...

Golovinjured.
Feb 17th, 2010, 12:43 AM
:hysteric: Justified bump. :sobbing:

So Disrespectful
Feb 17th, 2010, 04:23 AM
This time she was seen purchasing Nurofen for her chronic migraines. :sad:

She stopped taking them after the Australian Open and began experiencing withdrawal symptoms.

Just Do It
Feb 17th, 2010, 05:55 PM
This thread has to be locked, but seriously !!

WhatTheDeuce
Feb 17th, 2010, 06:20 PM
This thread has to be locked, but seriously !!
Don't be ridiculous. :rolleyes:

Legendary. I miss MilanDokic. :tears:

MilanDokic
Feb 17th, 2010, 06:47 PM
:) :) :)

I know everything, but I can't tell anything... It's not for public! My friend is in the same Academy in France where Jelena is. ;)

Mastodon
Feb 17th, 2010, 07:22 PM
So she is still at the Academy then. Can you tell us anything, like is she ok?

DokDi
Feb 17th, 2010, 08:15 PM
Milan, you have to tell us is she ok and will she ever play again???

M(v)olim te. :kiss:

BTW: Why is everything so confedential with Jelena?
I have emailed that academy and her manager a thousands of times without getting any answers...:unsure:

Mastodon
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:30 PM
Even on the homepage of the academy she has never been listed on the "Currently at the Mouratoglou Academy" part even when we pretty much know that she is.

Daniel K
Feb 18th, 2010, 12:38 AM
:) :) :)

I know everything, but I can't tell anything... It's not for public! My friend is in the same Academy in France where Jelena is. ;)

missed you :inlove:

SM
Feb 18th, 2010, 01:43 AM
Milan, I know everything too, but I agree it is confidentIal :) I have connections to that academy too.

SM
Feb 18th, 2010, 01:44 AM
Oprah

Golovinjured.
Feb 18th, 2010, 01:51 AM
i saw jelena in a queue getting free food down the YMCA in Zagreb :)

:spit:

Slutati
Feb 18th, 2010, 07:53 AM
:) :) :)

I know everything, but I can't tell anything... It's not for public! My friend is in the same Academy in France where Jelena is. ;)
Oh, I see nothing's changed. :lol:

Just Do It
Feb 18th, 2010, 11:49 AM
Even on the homepage of the academy she has never been listed on the "Currently at the Mouratoglou Academy" part even when we pretty much know that she is.

She's training in the secret facility 50 meters under ground ;)

Golovinjured.
Feb 18th, 2010, 04:51 PM
Altitude training :worship::worship::worship:

auntie janie
Feb 20th, 2010, 11:16 PM
:) :) :)

I know everything ...

Nice to see you again, MilanDokic. :wavey: Seems like old times, with you here, Jelena MIA again, and all this :secret: drama going on again, just like in the old paprika and tomato-buying days.

The only trouble is, we never wanted to return to those days again. :sobbing:

Slutiana
Aug 7th, 2010, 04:57 PM
Was just reading this thread again.

:sobbing::sobbing::sobbing:

Just Do It
Aug 7th, 2010, 04:59 PM
2006 :inlove: Gotta love that year.

Dav.
Aug 7th, 2010, 06:27 PM
:spit::sobbing: Remember the old days and the long chats on MilanDokic's fansite?

Just Do It
Aug 7th, 2010, 06:52 PM
^ OMG yes :sobbing: Jelena Dokic Live :bowdown:

Slutiana
Aug 7th, 2010, 07:22 PM
I just remember MilanDokic always having some random source who knew where Jelena was and what she was doing. :crying2:

WhatTheDeuce
Aug 7th, 2010, 07:33 PM
In haggard clothing :hearts:

Slutati
Aug 7th, 2010, 08:48 PM
Tragic bump :sobbing:

Slutiana
Aug 7th, 2010, 09:31 PM
So she was seen buying tomatoes and paprika at a pizza place? Whats the big deal? Am I missing something here? Please fill me in.

This are very bad news. I have seen her for the last time in Darmstadt this summer.
there she seemed aimless and a bit confused. As I asked her, what she wants to do the next month - she answered: I don't know
It is a tragic, a girl who was loved by so many people (as she played good tennis), but it seems there is not one person, who can help her.

i saw jelena in a queue getting free food down the YMCA in Zagreb :)

yeah i agree, but her father is very rich ! His house is 20 km from mine...and trust me he could help her in financials !

This article is obviously not true. What would journalists be doing at a pizza place? What would Jelena be doing at a pizza place? And since when do you buy paprika and tomato from a pizza place?

Not pizza place, piazza place is right!

:weirdo: so wot jelena's eating pizza - its hardly surprising considering how fat she is now :sad:

i heard jelena was dead! ....................then i found out she had just had a hot flush. those shitty serbian newspapers sure can over react :)

i love jelena......especially her nice titties. hope she is back for the dead soon

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i218/rightfielder2120/jelenadokic.jpg

wish i was where the racquet is. please come back!!!!!!!! :wavey:
All of these posts just kill me. :sobbing::sobbing::sobbing:


And I can't help but laugh at Danilo's poor English back then. :bigcry: Sorry.

FactsPlease
Aug 7th, 2010, 09:35 PM
Oh my God - this is the best thread I've ever seen on the Internet. :lol:

I saw the paprika reference first in the General Forum and didn't know what it meant - never thought it would be this good.

I can definitely understand why it gets bumped every year.

A true classic. Long may it reign.:lol:

Slutati
Aug 7th, 2010, 09:36 PM
LOL this thread is so fucking legendary. :sobbing: Seriously it's better than Jelena! and Serena? and all that other mess.

Graf~Dokic
Aug 7th, 2010, 09:43 PM
Every time when I see this thread being bumped I always think it's true what the thread title implies... :sobbing: :hysteric:

DOK-itch
Aug 7th, 2010, 11:20 PM
Especially her nice titties :hysteric:

Mashabator
Aug 8th, 2010, 12:50 AM
:lol: i want to be where the racquet is :haha:

Just Do It
Aug 8th, 2010, 01:30 AM
All of these posts just kill me. :sobbing::sobbing::sobbing:


And I can't help but laugh at Danilo's poor English back then. :bigcry: Sorry.

IKR ? I went through it and couldn't believe what I was posting :weirdo: Kinda ashamed of it.
I was young back then, let's say that is my excuse :angel:

Alizé Molik
Aug 8th, 2010, 03:57 AM
the funniest part about it was that piazza turned into Pizza :lol:

$uricate
Aug 9th, 2010, 08:39 PM
In haggard clothing :hearts:

I always imagine she was wearing something like this

http://formfollowsfunction.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gypsy.jpg

:hearts:

Slutati
Aug 9th, 2010, 09:10 PM
I always imagine she was wearing something like this

http://formfollowsfunction.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gypsy.jpg

:hearts:
Someone should photoshop her head there and add some paprikas :sobbing: We'd have our very own version of Jelena!/Serena?

Alizé Molik
Aug 9th, 2010, 09:30 PM
lmao she's like a gypsy Pirate.

auntie janie
Aug 12th, 2010, 10:48 PM
:rolls:

#1 best thread in the history of tennis message boards ...

auntie janie
Aug 12th, 2010, 10:50 PM
IKR ? I went through it and couldn't believe what I was posting :weirdo: Kinda ashamed of it.
I was young back then, let's say that is my excuse :angel:

Your posts were adorable. :kiss: In fact every word, every post in the whole thread is pure perfection and should live and reign forever. :angel:

Slutiana
Mar 6th, 2011, 06:07 PM
Oh, how far we've come. :sobbing:

Alizé Molik
Mar 6th, 2011, 10:20 PM
could never have believed this would ever happen back then.

hdfb
Mar 6th, 2011, 11:33 PM
:sobbing: How far we have come, how far we have yet to go!!!