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Kimster
Oct 2nd, 2006, 09:10 PM
I came across this article last weekend describing what our faves on the tour wanted to become when they were kids or what they would have tried to become when their tennis careers wouldn't have worked out.

These are the ones that were interviewed about it:

-Justine 2H: journalist preferrably a sport's journalist
-Anastasia : lawyer ("I'd like to prosecute criminals and clean up society" :) )
-Elena (Dementieva) : a dentist (that was what her grandmother would have wanted), Elena would have chosen to become a vet.
-Nadia : a vet
-Mary Pierce : a paediatrician
-Eleni Daniilidou : a doctor
-Martina Hingis : a model ("My height would have been a problem though" :lol: )
-Karolina Sprem : a model
-Anna Chakvetadze : a popsinger (did you know the girl studies ecology at the university of Moscow?)
-Kim Clijsters : something with children
-Lindsay Davenport : something with children

Others would have chosen sports over anything else :

-Alicia Molik would have tried golf if tennis hadn't worked out.
-Flavia Pennetta : volleyball
-Fran : track & field : 100m

Apparently Amélie Mauresmo and Sveta never thought of anything else than tennis.

:worship: Kimster :worship:

LoveFifteen
Oct 2nd, 2006, 09:44 PM
I can't remember who, but there is a WTA player out there who wanted to be a B-list actress. What was her name again? :angel:

miffedmax
Oct 2nd, 2006, 09:49 PM
I can't remember who, but there is a WTA player out there who wanted to be a B-list actress. What was her name again? :angel:

Surely your not taking gratuitous cheaps shots at Carling Bassett-Seguso ;)

!<blocparty>!
Oct 2nd, 2006, 09:51 PM
Lindsay Davenport: All American MOM.
Martina Hingis: Jockey.
Jelena Jankovic: Cheap pornstar.
Monica Seles: Pass.

Non-faves:

Jennifer Capriati: Basket weaver? :tape:
KFC: 'Love Spreader.'
Maria Sharapova: Cheerleading teacher.
Svetlana Kuznestova: Cyclist. ;)
Penis: Long distance runner. Something with clothes.

Bleh, it's hard.

LoveFifteen
Oct 2nd, 2006, 09:54 PM
Igor Kuznetsova: professional extra for zombie movies

Justine Henin-Hardenne: the girl in the "BEFORE" pictures of plastic surgery ads

The.slovak.dream
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:02 PM
Daniela would be a model or would study economics, maths and physics...and would probably do something else in fashion, like design and stuff ;)

ezekiel
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:08 PM
Igor Kuznetsova: professional extra for zombie movies

Justine Henin-Hardenne: the girl in the "BEFORE" pictures of plastic surgery ads

I feel Hingis would have a long and successful career in making ads for hair replacement :D

tenn_ace
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:10 PM
Igor Kuznetsova: professional extra for zombie movies

Justine Henin-Hardenne: the girl in the "BEFORE" pictures of plastic surgery ads

Could someone give this poster a bad rep (I can't right now) and I will give you a good one to pay it off? :wavey:

tenn_ace
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:11 PM
Igor Kuznetsova: professional extra for zombie movies

Justine Henin-Hardenne: the girl in the "BEFORE" pictures of plastic surgery ads

you lucky Martina is my favourite :p

Kimster
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:17 PM
Lindsay Davenport: All American MOM.
Martina Hingis: Jockey.
Jelena Jankovic: Cheap pornstar.
Monica Seles: Pass.

Non-faves:

Jennifer Capriati: Basket weaver? :tape:
KFC: 'Love Spreader.'
Maria Sharapova: Cheerleading teacher.
Svetlana Kuznestova: Cyclist. ;)
Penis: Long distance runner. Something with clothes.

Bleh, it's hard.

No kiddin' about Hingis. She's an accomplished horse-woman. Why do i always think of Catherine The Great when i write this. Dang! :rolleyes:

Lunaris
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:47 PM
Daniela could have been a pianist. She played some compositions by Mozart when she was young girl. It was the choice between tennis and piano.

The.slovak.dream
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:52 PM
Daniela could have been a pianist. She played some compositions by Mozart when she was young girl. It was the choice between tennis and piano.

according to an interview I red she was never planing to become a pianist. She did it just for fun when she was younger and still does it today hear and then.

Justine Fan
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:54 PM
I feel Hingis would have a long and successful career in making ads for hair replacement :D

:haha: :haha:

Or advertising light bulbs because of her light bulb head as they state on the ESPN messageboard :lol: :lol:

Lunaris
Oct 2nd, 2006, 10:58 PM
according to an interview I red she was never planing to become a pianist. She did it just for fun when she was younger and still does it today hear and then.
At that time it was simply decision between two of her hobbies, which one take more seriously. Who knows what could have happened?

borisy
Oct 2nd, 2006, 11:31 PM
Maria Sharapova: Model for hair implants.

"I used to have limp hair but now they look fab"

Lindsay Davenport: Politician

Svetlana Kuznetsova: Gym instructor

Agnieszka Radwanska: Polish worker in England

Vera Zvonoreva: Soap star

*JR*
Oct 2nd, 2006, 11:48 PM
PP could have been a sales rep for Tropicana. :tape:

Pengwin
Oct 2nd, 2006, 11:56 PM
Agnieszka Radwanska: Polish worker in England

Vera Zvonoreva: Soap star

:lol:

Wiggly
Oct 2nd, 2006, 11:57 PM
Daniela : Model and after rich busssness woman :)
Iveta : Something like model or barmaid :tape: :lol:

Kimster
Oct 3rd, 2006, 12:20 AM
Some wise ass turned this into something :D

Good! Great! But it wasn't the original plan. What i typed was real... :angel:

I'm too good for this world. :devil:

The_Pov
Oct 3rd, 2006, 12:41 AM
The Russian: Mail order brides.

mrs.nadal
Oct 3rd, 2006, 12:53 AM
The Russian: Mail order brides.

:lol:

for fred elliot

Sally Struthers
Oct 3rd, 2006, 01:07 AM
Sharapova: hair dresser
Capriati: waitress
Mauresmo: pro surfer
Myskina: stripper
Dementieva: nurse
Davenport: PE Teacher
Serena: Police officer
Kuznetzova: research scientist
Venus: aerobics instructor
Hingis: flight attendant
Pierce: porn star
Clijsters: day care employee.
Justine: hand doctor :tape:

borisy
Oct 3rd, 2006, 01:17 AM
Kuznetzova: research scientist


Umm, her fav artist is 50 Cent and her fav song is Candy Shop. It doesn't bode well for a science career.

mrs.nadal
Oct 3rd, 2006, 01:19 AM
Umm, her fav artist is 50 Cent and her fav song is Candy Shop. It doesn't bode well for a science career.

a pimp?? :shrug:

borisy
Oct 3rd, 2006, 01:23 AM
Amy Frazier: Solarium attendant
Kim Clijsters: Belgian Big Brother runner-up
Justine Henin-Hardenne: Belgian Big Brother winner

borisy
Oct 3rd, 2006, 01:27 AM
Tatiana Golovin: Eurovision Song Content representative (with a boring French ballad - null points)

Sally Struthers
Oct 3rd, 2006, 02:04 AM
Umm, her fav artist is 50 Cent and her fav song is Candy Shop. It doesn't bode well for a science career.

I base things on appearance. Slap some glasses and a lab jacket on her and consider.

Kimster
Oct 3rd, 2006, 08:09 AM
Kim Clijsters: Belgian Big Brother runner-up
Justine Henin-Hardenne: Belgian Big Brother winner


:haha:


:devil:


;)

rockstar
Oct 3rd, 2006, 08:55 AM
-Martina Hingis : a model ("My height would have been a problem though" )

and her forehead too! :tape:

Justine: Poledancer.
Daniela: Justine's pole.

:haha: but that's mean :ras: :p

Kimster
Oct 3rd, 2006, 09:01 AM
and her forehead too! :tape:






And her teeth..... :tape: