View Full Version : Any 'Married with Children' fans in here?

Dec 13th, 2001, 10:39 AM
THE BEST SHOW EVER! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

my god it was sooo funny! - most people either hated it or loved it! Al was my fave - it was a rude show but funny ---- especially when Al had to serve overwieght women in his shoestore! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Peg, Kelly, Bud, Jefferson, Marcie - i miss them all! <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <br />anyone on the board like it? <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Dec 13th, 2001, 11:27 AM
I still sometimes watch it on the comedy channel , pretty funny , i like it

Fav : Al Bundy <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Dec 13th, 2001, 11:31 AM
Yeah, I really like it. I used to watch it all the time when I was younger. Don't think they show it on tv right now 'though..

Dec 13th, 2001, 02:09 PM
Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage

Dec 13th, 2001, 02:14 PM
I loved it!. I just hate those sitcoms where everyone loves each other and they hug and kiss at the end of the episode (as in 'Family matters', etc), and Married with children was totally the opposite.

My favourite characters were the neighbours (haven't watched for a while, they were called Steve and Marsha?).

Dec 13th, 2001, 02:20 PM
Marcie eventually married another guy and I cant remember his first name, but his last name was Carcy. So Marcie's name was Marcie Carcie. lol

Dec 13th, 2001, 02:31 PM
LOL , i don't think i've seen that episode.

Dec 13th, 2001, 02:35 PM
He had blondish brown hair. It her man after steve. lol-- U did know that Marcie is a lesbian in real life

Martian KC
Dec 13th, 2001, 02:37 PM
Jefferson D'Arcy. LOL! That show made me in stitches!!! My parents didn't want us to see it, but I always found ways. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

My fav: Kelly Bundy!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Dec 13th, 2001, 02:39 PM
OMG thats it Darcy, not carcy. lol- I knew it rhymed with Marcie. lol-- Yeah, kelly was the best. Do you reemmber when Joey from friends was on there for a while?

Dec 13th, 2001, 02:41 PM
I like the show. They show it all the time on Paramount here in the UK...

Al is a star. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

I liked the fact, that unlike a lot of sitcoms it wasn't twee or full of fake sentimentality.

I remember The Simpsons watching a clip of it..sort of! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Dec 13th, 2001, 02:41 PM
Yeah, I remember an episode with just him and his father....lol...I was wondering where the heck was the Bundys?

Dec 13th, 2001, 03:09 PM
Joey from Friends was in Married with Children????

Dec 13th, 2001, 03:16 PM
Yeah, he had a different character name, but was him. I think he might have played Kelly's boyfriend didnt he?

Martian KC
Dec 13th, 2001, 03:19 PM
Yeah....he played her boyfriend for quite a few episodes.

Dec 13th, 2001, 05:43 PM
so funny i want to be Al Bundy when i grow up.<br />Christina Applegate what a babe!

Nan Cu
Dec 13th, 2001, 06:23 PM
This was the best show ever. I love Kelly. Remember those wind-ups she took when socking one to Bud. Love it.

Don't forget that Kelly isn't really dumb, just that her brain gets full. And every piece of irrelevant information knocks out something relevant.

Only starting tuning in in 1993, but don't think there's an episode I haven't seen.

Did you know it ran for 11 seasons the longest in TV history...thus far.

Dec 13th, 2001, 09:09 PM
Gotta love how they called their son Bud and their dog Buck so that they would confuse the 2! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Peggy was too cool! and of course gotta love Kelly! lmao! what a girl!

Dec 13th, 2001, 09:33 PM
O.K - lets now rekindle our memories of this wonderful show! i will reward all you MWC fans who answered this bountiful thread with some official MWC stuff <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> (funny)

<br />The Formation : NO MAAM

NO MAAM was formed by Al Bundy in 1994 in retaliation to Jerry Springer changing the blokes bowling night to an all womens night. Al got together a group of men and created NO MAAM (National Organisation of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)

All the members of NO MAAM are married except for Griff. They all hate Marcy. Over the next 3 years they stood together to fight for mens rights. They obided the 10 commandmentsas set out by Ironhead Haynes.

The 10..er 9 Commandments

1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays <br />2. It is wrong to be French <br />3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder <br />4. Lawyers, see rule three <br />5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes <br />6.Everyone should car pool except me <br />7.Bring back the word stewardesses <br />8.Synchronized swimming is not a sport <br />9.Mud wrestling is a sport

<br />AL's "A Fat Woman..." Quotes <br />You guys with equally as poor taste as me should love these! - these quotes are all official and all real! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> - taken from the show! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

<br />"A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today. Said she was retaining water. I told her not to worry the dam of cellulite should keep us all safe for the next few years!"

"A skinny woman with a hooked nose olive-oils into the shoe store and says "I want something to make me look sexy". I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in and stands next to you!!"."

"A fat woman clip-clops into the shoestore today and says "I want something I can feel comfortable in." so I said "Try Wyoming!"."

"Then this woman comes in who doesn't speak English. She points at the shoes, I point at the door. She points at the sky and then knees me in the nay-nays!"

"Let me explain. It’s just like an elevator. There’s a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes..."

"A customer walks into the shoestore today. A tall willowy brunette. She sits down and asks to try on a pair of size 12 pumps. So I sit down there, doing my business and I notice she's wearing a garter belt whick I like. All the time she'd smiling at me. Suddenly she uncrosses her legs like in Basic Instinct..... It was a guy!!!"

"A fat woman walked into the shoe store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting around her."

"A woman comes into the shoestore today, so huge she's protected by GreenPeace. She asked for a pair of sixe 4 so I asked if she'd eat them here or take them home. Then she has the nerver to complain about my performnce!"

"A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today, she asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggest she wear a sign that says "Don't shoot! From the front I look human!"."

“A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a Christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world’s largest, ugliest tree!”

A little kid and his mum are in the store. The kid says "I want a balloon" and Al replies (looking at the fat mother) "You've already got one!".

"Then a woman comes into the store, with a crocked nose and asked for something that will make her pretty. I told her that it will take a long time until someone that ugly to come and stand near her"

"Women, you can’t live with them …. The end!"

Now i will treat you guys to some more Bundy classics! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Poems! - all from the show! - these are much funnier to read if you can picture Al in the situation! hehehe .... enjoy! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

<br />"Al's Christmas Song" - (Brilliant) <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

<br />T'was the night before Christmas <br />and all through the house <br />no food was stirring <br />not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung <br />'round dad's neck like a tie <br />Along with a note that said <br />'Presents or die.'

The children were plotting <br />all night in their beds. <br />While the wife's constant whining <br />was splitting his head.

But, daddy had money this year in the bank. <br />Then they closed up early, <br />now dad's in the tank.

All of a sudden Santa appeared, <br />with a sneer on his face, <br />booze on his beard. <br />"Santa," I said as he laughed merrily, <br />"You do so much for others, <br />do something for me" <br />"Bundy, he said, you only sell shoes, <br />your son is a sneak thief, <br />your daughter a flooze. <br />Ho, Ho," Santa said, <br />"Should I mention your wife? <br />her hair is like an A-bomb, <br />her nails like a knife."

He climbs up the chimney, <br />fat piece of dung. <br />He mooned me two times. <br />He stuck out his thumb. <br />He exclaimed, as he broke wind with glee, <br />"You're married with children, you'll never be free."

<br />"Al's Tax Dance"

<br />Oh, we're all broke, cha, cha, cha <br />Everybody broke, cha, cha, cha <br />Living in the gutter, cha, cha, cha <br />Early grave, cha, cha, cha <br />Everybody shoot me!

<br />"Al's Gardening Song"

<br />Old MacBundy had a farm <br />B-U-N-D-Y

And on this farm there was no wife <br />B-U-N-D-Y

And no wife here and no kids there <br />With a hooker coming over on Friday night <br />With big luscious of hooters and a pizza and a beer there

Old MacBundy had a farm <br />B-U-N-D-Y

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Randy H
Dec 13th, 2001, 09:39 PM
I love that show! Used to watch it all the time, though I rarely see it on now. Always loved Peggy and Kelly the most. So many funny scenes with them!

Dec 14th, 2001, 02:44 AM
thanx Vixen for those ..... absolute crackers <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Dec 14th, 2001, 08:28 AM
"MWC" reminds me of my first weekend in Tokyo in 1990 when I was training for my teaching position. I saw a commercial for "MWC" on Japanese TV and I remember thinking, "Lord help me if the Japanese people are going to think every American family is like the Bundys!" Luckily my prefecture didn't have a lot of English programming ("Sesame Street" and "Murder She Wrote" were the only shows broadcast in English, along with an occasional movie or two).

After I returned to L.A. in '93, my friends and I were at the Viper Room and we ran into David Faustino (Bud Bundy)...he's a pretty short guy (maybe 5' 3" if that)! My sister Janet got his autograph on a T-shirt for me when he was a guest at the radio station where she was interning.

Lucky we still have the Bundys in syndication here in L.A. Al for President!

Unlike her character, Kelly, Christina Applegate is quite a smart cookie. One of the entertainment magazine shows stated that she purchased her first home at age 14 or something like that. That's a thinking woman!

Marcie's 2nd husband, Jefferson, is played by Ted McGinley who also used to be on "Happy Days" (Ron Howard and Henry Winkler), and "The Love Boat."

Apr 28th, 2002, 11:32 AM
Totally the best show! Friggin Kelly Bundy always had us howlin especially if you were on shrooms or somethin. :bounce: