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UDACHi
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:14 AM
At Antwerp this year, you may have remembered a photo shoot where Elena Dementieva was seen making chocolate with an elderly man at a factory, as seen below.

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/2781_image.jpg

Now, 5 months later, upon reading that numerous WTAWorld.com users had dubbed the Russian as one of the most disappointing players of the year, Dementieva has devised a plan to defeat all her opponents before she steps on the court. After killing off the poor, elderly chocolate making fellow, Elena madly laughed as she added poison to several homemade chocolates which are expected to be passed out at the JPMorgan Chase Open players party!

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/2779_image.jpg

Dementieva then gleefully flaunted her chocolates as a young child in a candy store would, posing them as regular chocolates. By the time she is through, the five players ranked above her, along with noteable rivals such as Anastasia Myskina, Gisela Dulko, Sandra Kleinova, Julia Schruff, Dinara Safina, Patty Schnyder, Serena Williams, and assorted other WTA stars are expected to be wiped off the planet, leaving Dementieva to the number one ranking poisition!

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/2780_image.jpg

Elena's first victim is Kim Clijsters.

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/2782_image.jpg

oakkao
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:16 AM
You go girl! :fiery: :o

So Disrespectful
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:16 AM
I'm loving the last part :devil:

oakkao
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:17 AM
Kill those b*tches :armed:




































:haha:

Derek.
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:21 AM
:lol:

You are so creative. :p

Perfection
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:40 AM
:lol:

Doggy
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:58 AM
Dementieva is such a perfect name for her :D

Williams-forever
Aug 6th, 2006, 03:00 PM
:death: :rolls: :haha: :smoke: With Lena, it just seems so true...

fufuqifuqishahah
Aug 6th, 2006, 04:00 PM
lol poor kim. Davai elena!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim's_fan_4ever
Aug 6th, 2006, 04:42 PM
I don't know why but I just can't imagine it :lol:

spencercarlos
Aug 6th, 2006, 04:56 PM
loved it :p

Ellery
Aug 6th, 2006, 05:03 PM
:lol:

cellophane
Aug 6th, 2006, 05:07 PM
Sweet Belgian chocolate :devil:

goldenlox
Aug 6th, 2006, 05:14 PM
Just conquer the US Open. Then the world

charmedRic
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:25 PM
Priceless.

hurricanejeanne
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:34 PM
Priceless.

Indeed...
aww, poor Kimmie...

miffedmax
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:37 PM
This is one of the funniest things I have seen on WTAWorld, ever.

And hey, if Lena has to commit a few murders to get to #1, it's okay be me. (Providing, of course, it's okay with Mommy Vera).

Dementinator
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:39 PM
heheh good one , how did Lena finish off the old dude tho? by doing a strip tease and making his heart give out perhaps? or her old favourite method of homocide ,the old crushing em to death between the thighs routine?

squig2k
Aug 6th, 2006, 06:58 PM
:lol:

serena_forever
Aug 6th, 2006, 08:08 PM
:death: :rolls: :haha: :smoke: With Lena, it just seems so true...
agree :)

UDACHi
Aug 7th, 2006, 03:44 AM
heheh good one , how did Lena finish off the old dude tho? by doing a strip tease and making his heart give out perhaps? or her old favourite method of homocide ,the old crushing em to death between the thighs routine?

she made him watch her hit her second serve until he just could no longer look.

F-R-E-A-K
Aug 7th, 2006, 03:46 AM
:haha: Lena :inlove:

SzavayFi
Aug 7th, 2006, 03:47 AM
deathdeathdeath :lol:

morningglory
Aug 7th, 2006, 03:54 AM
what's up with the last photo? :lol: Did Kim order a box?