Elena Dementieva's Plan To Conquer The World of Women's Tennis!

At Antwerp this year, you may have remembered a photo shoot where Elena Dementieva was seen making chocolate with an elderly man at a factory, as seen below.

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Now, 5 months later, upon reading that numerous WTAWorld.com users had dubbed the Russian as one of the most disappointing players of the year, Dementieva has devised a plan to defeat all her opponents before she steps on the court. After killing off the poor, elderly chocolate making fellow, Elena madly laughed as she added poison to several homemade chocolates which are expected to be passed out at the JPMorgan Chase Open players party!

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/2779_image.jpg

Dementieva then gleefully flaunted her chocolates as a young child in a candy store would, posing them as regular chocolates. By the time she is through, the five players ranked above her, along with noteable rivals such as Anastasia Myskina, Gisela Dulko, Sandra Kleinova, Julia Schruff, Dinara Safina, Patty Schnyder, Serena Williams, and assorted other WTA stars are expected to be wiped off the planet, leaving Dementieva to the number one ranking poisition!

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/2780_image.jpg

Elena's first victim is Kim Clijsters.

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/2782_image.jpg

You go girl! :fiery: :o

I'm loving the last part :devil:

Kill those b*tches :armed:




































:haha:

:lol:

You are so creative. :p

:lol:

Dementieva is such a perfect name for her :D

:death: :rolls: :haha: :smoke: With Lena, it just seems so true...

lol poor kim. Davai elena!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why but I just can't imagine it :lol:

loved it :p

:lol:

Sweet Belgian chocolate :devil:

Just conquer the US Open. Then the world

Priceless.

Priceless.

Indeed...
aww, poor Kimmie...

This is one of the funniest things I have seen on WTAWorld, ever.

And hey, if Lena has to commit a few murders to get to #1, it's okay be me. (Providing, of course, it's okay with Mommy Vera).

heheh good one , how did Lena finish off the old dude tho? by doing a strip tease and making his heart give out perhaps? or her old favourite method of homocide ,the old crushing em to death between the thighs routine?

:lol:

:death: :rolls: :haha: :smoke: With Lena, it just seems so true...
agree :)

heheh good one , how did Lena finish off the old dude tho? by doing a strip tease and making his heart give out perhaps? or her old favourite method of homocide ,the old crushing em to death between the thighs routine?

she made him watch her hit her second serve until he just could no longer look.

:haha: Lena :inlove:

deathdeathdeath :lol:

what's up with the last photo? :lol: Did Kim order a box?