What Celebrities Would Never Say

Come up with sentences or things that celebrities would never say!

Anna Nicole:

Wait...do you have a rubber?

Edit: Oh wait...I didn't read the "to the press" part.

Michael Jackson:

I just met the nicest woman, and she's about my age!

Michael Jackson:

I just met the nicest woman, and she's about my age!
:spit: :yeah:

"I'm gay"

Anna Nicole:

Wait...do you have a rubber?

Edit: Oh wait...I didn't read the "to the press" part.
I guess it doesn't have to be "to the press" :shrug:

George W. Bush:

"Has anyone seen my Mensa card?"

:rolls: meyerpl you're good at this :p

Micky Rourke:

"Make mine a Pepsi. Nobody likes a drunk."

:rolls: meyerpl you're good at this :p
I must spread some reputation around etc. so, thanks!

I must spread some reputation around etc. so, thanks!:lol: Same for me :p

Bill Clinton:

"Will ya look at her! Boy, if I wasn't a married man....."

Anna Nicole:

Wait...do you have a rubber?

Edit: Oh wait...I didn't read the "to the press" part.


:haha: Good one.

Billy Joel:

"Would somebody please call me a cab?"

Ok I'm too young to understand these ones :help:

Charlie Sheen:

"I need to be in love with a woman before I'm comfortable with intimacy."

Paris Hilton:

"I wouldn't do William Hung."

Madonna:

"Please be gentle, I don't have very much experience."

:eek:

Barry Bonds:

"It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game."

Mary Pierce:

"Would you quit screwing around and serve the fucking ball??!!"

Paris Hilton:

"Put the lenscap on"

Ann Coulter:

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."

Barry Bonds:

"Okay, I'm ready for my drug test now."

Dick Cheney:

"Always know your target, and what's beyond."

Paris Hilton:

"Put the lenscap on"
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Osama Bin Laden:

"Moderation in all things."

Rosie O'Donnell:

"I'll have the salad, please."

Anastasia Myskina:

"Oh nuts! Jens, you son-of-a-gun! Fudge!"

John Howard

"Where are my fucking glasses or otherwise i can't do anything as a Prime Minister"

Whitney Houston

"You can have my share of the coke tonight, Bobby"

Paris Hilton:- "From today onwards, I'll be the girl next door"

Simon Cowell:- "I was wrong. Sorry!"

Tom Cruise:- "Scientology Sucks!"

Michael Jackson:- "I'll name my kid.... Michael Jackson Junor"

Michael Jackson:

"I didn't touch your little girl!"

Michael Jackson:

"I didn't touch your little girl!"Wait, isn't that something he WOULD say? :o

R. Kelly: "No way, man, that girl is underage!" :o

Poland Goalkeeper: "I'm not married and I want LoveFifteen to come give me a hug!"
:p

Paris Hilton:

"I wouldn't do William Hung."

she'd definitely say that.

she hates minorities. duh alvin.

she'd definitely say that.

she hates minorities. duh alvin.Her racists feelings trump her sluttiness :speakles:

Ashlee Simpson:

"Milly Vanilly was sooooo embarrassing"

Britney Spears:"I lost my virginity when I was 12 years old" :tape:

Tom Cruise:"I keep Katie drugged"

Julian Cleary (comedian): "I like girls"

Cher "I've aged naturally"

Celibant " To have and to hold from this day foward to death do you part"
Liz Taylor/Zsa Zsa Gabor "I do"

Natalie Portman:

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse
You got a buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit!

(although technically she did say that :p )

Madonna

"No way that's too controversial"

Natalie Portman:

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse
You got a buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit!

(although technically she did say that :p )

OMG I love this rap song from her :) She's great :worship:
Hell yeah :devil:

Mariah Carey:
"I'll have the diet Pepsi."
"All my whistle notes were live because I never lip-sync."
"Trying to be too sexy is such a turn-off!!"

Paris Hilton:
" i really like lindsay lohan! she´s my best friend!!"
" i reached nothing in my life!"

[QUOTE=tonythetiger]Mariah Carey:
"I'll have the diet Pepsi."QUOTE]

:lol:

Paris Hilton:

"Turtlenecks are hot!"