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Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:18 PM
There always seems to be a problem or tension towards people with red hair, (ie. Brandon Davis calling Lindsay a firecrotch, people drawing devil horns on my pictures, my redheaded friend got rocks thrown at her that had "I HATE RED HAIR" written on them, being referred to as gingers), so why not create a thread where you ask questions and redheaded people will answer?

We do not have bad tempers. Not all of us have red pubic hair (what's wrong with it? mine is black anyway though. :shrug: ) Not all of us have freckles. (I don't!!) and not all of us are great in bed (I am though.)

I'm proud to be a redhead and I hope all the redheads out there will join me in the battle to gain freedom!! Redheads have the most personality and fire within, and I'm proud to be part of that.

Don't be afraid (you wont offend.. )just ask, then we may or may not kick your ass... :p

WhatTheDeuce
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:19 PM
Heyhey :banana:

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:21 PM
Heyhey :banana:

Yeah, I agree!!

Avid Merrion
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:22 PM
gingers!! :hearts: :lol:

actually i would like to ask, do you get upset being called a ginger or ginge? :)

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 10:25 PM
gingers!! :hearts: :lol:

actually i would like to ask, do you get upset being called a ginger or ginge? :)

I've heard of this term before, but I never really understood it. I know it was in a South Park episode that I never got to see, but supposedly they said "gingers" are soulless and have no personality? :shrug: Which is so not true.

But I really don't mind being called anything, especially something so delicious as the word "ginger" :lick:

Dana Marcy
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:06 PM
Sincere question :)

Do you have freckles?

Thank you! :wavey:

Rocketta
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:10 PM
are all redheads copycats? :D

ico4498
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:12 PM
is it true what they say about redheaded girls and anal sex?

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:13 PM
Sincere question :)

Do you have freckles?

Thank you! :wavey:

I have a few.. just on my arms though. But they're like, tiny cute ones. Not the ones that invade your body and try to bring you back to Freckleland.

:wavey:

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:13 PM
are all redheads copycats? :D

No. Some are though. :D

Wigglytuff
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:14 PM
accroding to south park and urban dictionary dot com. you gingers are:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ginger
A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.

is this true. what did you do to your souls?

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:14 PM
is it true what they say about redheaded girls and anal sex?

No, their assholes DO NOT ATTACK people. Just because their anuses have teeth does not mean they bite. :rolleyes:

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:16 PM
accroding to south park and urban dictionary dot com. you gingers are:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ginger


is this true. what did you do to your souls?

:haha: That is so funny... I must not be a true redhead then because I have the best personality in this world right now, along with Paris Hilton & Janice Dickinson.

LoveFifteen
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:19 PM
Not all red-heads have red pubic hair? I didn't know that.

Barrie_Dude
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:21 PM
What box does your hair colour come from?

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:24 PM
Not all red-heads have red pubic hair? I didn't know that.

Yeah, mine is black. :o And I can get tans. And I have no freckles. And my hair is a really dark red, like Bree's off of Desperate Housewives, but it's natural.

Maybe I am a new breed of ginger? :shrug:

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:25 PM
What box does your hair colour come from?

My Mother's pussy may be smelly, but it surely is not box-shaped :sad:

LoveFifteen
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:25 PM
Yeah, mine is black. :o And I can get tans. And I have no freckles. And my hair is a really dark red, like Bree's off of Desperate Housewives, but it's natural.

Maybe I am a new breed of ginger? :shrug:

Post pictures. I want proof. :devil:

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:28 PM
Post pictures. I want proof. :devil:

$793 in vCash please.

ico4498
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:33 PM
Just because their anuses have teeth does not mean they bite. :rolleyes:

do you floss 'em?

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:38 PM
do you floss 'em?

No.. the constant thrust of penises keeps the gingervitis away. :wavey:

ico4498
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:42 PM
No.. the constant thrust of penises keeps the gingervitis away. :wavey:

lol

MisterQ
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:46 PM
How do you feel about the phrase "red headed stepchild?" ;)

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:50 PM
How do you feel about the phrase "red headed stepchild?" ;)

Use to when people called me that, I would projectile vomit in their face.. now I just grab their nose and twist it until I hear a snap.

I don't like that one. At all.

MisterQ
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:51 PM
Is this your favorite woodpecker?

http://fsc.fernbank.edu/Birding/birdID/redheaded_wood.jpg

Is this your favorite duck?

http://www.free-picture-graphic.org.uk/images/red-head-duck2.jpg
quack

Perfection
Jun 13th, 2006, 11:52 PM
Is this your favorite woodpecker?

http://fsc.fernbank.edu/Birding/birdID/redheaded_wood.jpg

Is this your favorite duck?

http://www.free-picture-graphic.org.uk/images/red-head-duck2.jpg
quack

No, but this is my favorite red-headed bird.

http://www.nealb.f2s.com/graphics/pictures/wt_bird.jpg

MisterQ
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:04 AM
No, but this is my favorite red-headed bird.

http://www.nealb.f2s.com/graphics/pictures/wt_bird.jpg

You redheads are sick people! :scared:

:lol:

meyerpl
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:12 AM
Use to when people called me that, I would projectile vomit in their face.. now I just grab their nose and twist it until I hear a snap.

I don't like that one. At all.
Oops! I used that one recently, and I have a definite thing for red-headed women. Red-heads make my heart skip a beat. I'll change the expression to "beaten like a rented mule" instead.

Perfection
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:14 AM
Oops! I used that one recently, and I have a definite thing for red-headed women. Red-heads make my heart skip a beat. I'll change the expression to "beaten like a rented mule" instead.

You should come over and visit.. we could go to a local jazz bar and then I'd get you really, really drunk and dye your hair red with your own blood! Good times.

Pheobo
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:15 AM
Fucking gingers.

Perfection
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:23 AM
Fucking gingers.

If only periods could give me that "sass" that they provide you with.. :haha:

meyerpl
Jun 14th, 2006, 12:25 AM
You should come over and visit.. we could go to a local jazz bar and then I'd get you really, really drunk and dye your hair red with your own blood! Good times.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That's solid!

Brett.
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:05 AM
I have an auburn hair and never been bullied or being teased about my hair. I don't have any freckles comparing to my sister does! Strange!

CrossCourt~Rally
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:42 AM
Do u have a FIRE BUSH ? ? ;)

Kenny
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:43 AM
Do you have freckles?

Sure do.. :)


i would like to ask, do you get upset being called a ginger or ginge? :)

No, but I don't understand it. You can call me whatever, so long as it isn't derogatory.

are all redheads copycats? :D

Of course not! :lol:

is it true what they say about redheaded girls and anal sex?
Never in my life heard of this.

How do you feel about the phrase "red headed stepchild?

The same way I feel about when someone says something about left-handed people. I do not like it. lol :) But I smile, because it's stupid to get mad at it.



Any more? :)

Kenny
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:43 AM
Nice thread perfection! :-P

F-R-E-A-K
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:43 AM
:haha:

Do u have a FIRE BUSH ? ? ;)

Ohhh Charming. :lol: :tape:

Kenny
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:44 AM
Do u have a FIRE BUSH ? ? ;)

LMFAO... didn't want to answer this. :o (yes)

Pheobo
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:44 AM
If only periods could give me that "sass" that they provide you with.. :haha:


I have SASS?

Aww...thanks. I love you Gingy!



...I don't get periods.

Brett.
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:45 AM
Do u have a FIRE BUSH ? ? ;)


Do i have a Fire Bush? what the hell is that..........

Andy.
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:45 AM
I used to be really red when i was little but as i have got older my hair has gotten heaps darker and is dark brown now with very small/faint natural red highlights LOL. Dont have freckles anymore they have gone and i can actually tan. And no Heath no fire bush.

CrossCourt~Rally
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:45 AM
LMFAO... didn't want to answer this. :o (yes)

:lol: :lol:

cellophane
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:45 AM
You vs. The Blondes. Who wins?

Kenny
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:47 AM
^^ easy! Reds, we don't let anyone win a fight with us.

Andy.
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:48 AM
You vs. The Blondes. Who wins?
No chance for a Blondie against a firery Red Head :fiery: LOL:lol:

Brett.
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:51 AM
I was born as a blondie but now auburn! Suck as!

cellophane
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:51 AM
No chance for a Blondie against a firery Red Head :fiery: LOL:lol:

Look out Maria. :scared: MightyMashaFan is going to chop you into Blonde Bits. :scared:

RVD
Jun 14th, 2006, 02:13 AM
Perfection, I copied these jokes just for you. ;)
Believe it or not, I don't understand half of 'em. :haha:

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.

:lol:

RVD
Jun 14th, 2006, 02:16 AM
When scratched, do you bleed to death? :D
And
Are redheaded females at risk every month ? :scratch: :devil:

Perfection
Jun 14th, 2006, 04:20 AM
:haha:

*glares at kenny..* Didn't know there were 2 redheads on this board. *held back smile* Maybe I should just change it to "Ask Redheaded PERFECTION Anything" :wavey:

Just kidding :p And yes actually, my redheaded father died of a cut wrist. :( He bled to death.

¤CharlDa¤
Jun 14th, 2006, 04:34 AM
Well my grandma was red-headed, and I've been like dark blonde all my life. But recently my hair is slowly turning with a red feel to it. At like 16 I decided to get my hair died like this redish color for the junior summer games here as it was the color of my region, but it came out like freakishly red/orange. It lasted like 3 months, but the thing is, even though i was cutting my hair, it kept on going red for like 8 months ;) I guess I have the genes!

Kenny
Jun 14th, 2006, 04:51 AM
:haha:

*glares at kenny..* Didn't know there were 2 redheads on this board. *held back smile* Maybe I should just change it to "Ask Redheaded PERFECTION Anything" :wavey:

Just kidding :p And yes actually, my redheaded father died of a cut wrist. :( He bled to death.

*smiles *:wavey:


Sorry to hear about your dad.

Perfection
Jun 14th, 2006, 05:11 AM
Mmmmmm... your innocence is so cute. I just want to rip it out of you and fuck you with it, kenny.

Kenny
Jun 14th, 2006, 05:12 AM
uhmm.. excuse me? lmao

NyCPsU
Jun 14th, 2006, 05:20 AM
Perfection, I copied these jokes just for you. ;)
Believe it or not, I don't understand half of 'em. :haha:

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.

:lol:

ive actually heard many of those jokes but instead of it being a redhead it was an irish woman:shrug:

Cat's Pajamas
Jun 14th, 2006, 05:36 AM
:haha:

Perfection
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:15 PM
A majority of Irish people have red hair, but the most red-haired populated country is Scotland.

FACT: 2% of the people in the US are natural redheads.

Grachka
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:30 PM
Two of my friends are redheads!

But we had them committed. :D

!<blocparty>!
Jun 14th, 2006, 01:39 PM
Mmmmmm... your innocence is so cute. I just want to rip it out of you and fuck you with it, kenny.

You are evil. :scared:

:D

TdF_DBLL
Jun 14th, 2006, 03:18 PM
Does your hair turn more red or more blond when you're a lot in the sun?

lee station
Jun 14th, 2006, 04:17 PM
Reds are :drool:

Perfection
Jun 14th, 2006, 04:34 PM
Does your hair turn more red or more blond when you're a lot in the sun?

It turned black because it fried so bad. :sad: Nah, it gets really alot lighter... I use to have natural blonde highlights before I dyed them in. :)

Perfection
Jun 14th, 2006, 04:34 PM
Reds are :drool:

Petruses are too. :lick:

WhatTheDeuce
Jun 14th, 2006, 07:25 PM
I heard she was a disaster, Sus. :shrug:

TdF_DBLL
Jun 14th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Too bad there are so little natural redheads here I like them. :drool:

smiler
Jun 14th, 2006, 07:58 PM
Yeah I've got a thing for redheads, but i've never been lucky enough to find a single gay female redhead who is interested in me. :crying2:

TdF_DBLL
Jun 14th, 2006, 09:08 PM
Keep looking, you will find her. :hug:

meyerpl
Jun 14th, 2006, 09:10 PM
Mmmmmm... your innocence is so cute. I just want to rip it out of you and fuck you with it, kenny.
:lol: :lol: :lol: I think you have a future in public relations or diplomacy.

Andy.
Jun 15th, 2006, 04:12 AM
Does your hair turn more red or more blond when you're a lot in the sun?
My Hair gets lighter thats all definatly not blonder

Kenny
Jun 15th, 2006, 04:46 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: I think you have a future in public relations or diplomacy.

I know it.. I was scared. lol

Grohl
Jun 15th, 2006, 10:12 AM
:haha:

*glares at kenny..* Didn't know there were 2 redheads on this board. *held back smile* Maybe I should just change it to "Ask Redheaded PERFECTION Anything" :wavey:
there are more than 2 :p

Grohl
Jun 15th, 2006, 10:14 AM
Does your hair turn more red or more blond when you're a lot in the sun?
more blond

Grohl
Jun 15th, 2006, 10:17 AM
Yeah I've got a thing for redheads, but i've never been lucky enough to find a single gay female redhead who is interested in me. :crying2:
poor you :hug: :p

Perfection
Jun 15th, 2006, 12:17 PM
:bounce: Chaotic.. let's make red-headed babies!! :D

Grohl
Jun 15th, 2006, 05:26 PM
:bounce: Chaotic.. let's make red-headed babies!! :D
:lol: is that an offer?

Perfection
Jun 15th, 2006, 05:32 PM
Demand. :shout:

:angel:

RainyDays
Jun 15th, 2006, 05:34 PM
:worship: i'm a natural red!

Grohl
Jun 15th, 2006, 05:38 PM
Demand. :shout:

:angel:
does it matter that I'm not exactly single anymore?

Perfection
Jun 15th, 2006, 06:05 PM
:worship: i'm a natural red!

:wavey: Welcome aboard Firecrotch Express! :lol:

Perfection
Jun 15th, 2006, 06:05 PM
does it matter that I'm not exactly single anymore?

Nah. Just because someone is in a relationship doesn't mean they abandon their redheaded roots. :angel: WE MUST CONTINUE & FLOURISH THE BREED!!

Grohl
Jun 15th, 2006, 06:14 PM
Nah. Just because someone is in a relationship doesn't mean they abandon their redheaded roots. :angel: WE MUST CONTINUE & FLOURISH THE BREED!!
well,
I don't want to put my relationship at risk to have redheaded babys with you...

Perfection
Jun 15th, 2006, 06:28 PM
:sad: You're mean. GO DYE YOUR HAIR BROWN FOR ALL I CARE!! :crying2: *stomps off*

Grohl
Jun 15th, 2006, 07:48 PM
:sad: You're mean. GO DYE YOUR HAIR BROWN FOR ALL I CARE!! :crying2: *stomps off*
:eek:
me? mean?
because i am too happy in my relationship to give it up so I can have babys with you?
fine by me, if you call that mean, but I won't dye my hair
:nerner:

Perfection
Jun 17th, 2006, 02:06 AM
:eek:
me? mean?
because i am too happy in my relationship to give it up so I can have babys with you?
fine by me, if you call that mean, but I won't dye my hair
:nerner:

I just dyed mine rainbow :bounce:

Grohl
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:30 AM
I just dyed mine rainbow :bounce:
pics pics pics pics pics pics!

Perfection
Jun 17th, 2006, 02:00 PM
http://www.theskeletonscloset.com/skeletonscloset/images/products/3057BS.gif

Excuse my face, I had just woken up. :sad:

Grohl
Jun 17th, 2006, 02:13 PM
http://www.theskeletonscloset.com/skeletonscloset/images/products/3057BS.gif

Excuse my face, I had just woken up. :sad:
see, that pic just doesn't really make me wanna have baby's with you.
sorry :o

Perfection
Jun 17th, 2006, 02:28 PM
:sad: I've been using new moisturizer.. give it a few weeks to kick in. :sad:

Grohl
Jun 17th, 2006, 03:02 PM
post a new pic in 2 weeks, and we'll talk again :p

No Name Face
Jun 17th, 2006, 05:19 PM
how do i get with one? :o

Perfection
Jun 17th, 2006, 05:24 PM
how do i get with one? :o

:wavey: Right here, lovely.

Perfection
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:08 PM
:sad: Nobody likes redheads, ONLY MEXICANS AND BLACKS.

FUCK ALL OF YOU!! :shout:

Grohl
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:28 PM
:sad: Nobody likes redheads, ONLY MEXICANS AND BLACKS.

FUCK ALL OF YOU!! :shout:
well well,
be nice!
if they don't like us, it's their loss!

Perfection
Jun 18th, 2006, 10:41 PM
NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE NEVER DIE :shout:

Scotso
Jun 19th, 2006, 03:48 AM
Will you blow me? :D

Perfection
Jun 19th, 2006, 02:40 PM
:wavey: Why, yes. Just be sure to paint your cock black before you cometh over. :lick:

Scotso
Jun 19th, 2006, 05:40 PM
Okay :D