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Grachka
May 5th, 2006, 06:35 PM
Mark the prophetic words of my tea leaves from this morning, mortals. I gazed down into my empty cup, and there lay the image of Saori Obata holding aloft her arms in moral triumph. Saori Obata will win* Wimbledon 2006.

*the hearts and minds of the supporters watching her first round match on Court 18.

muniu
May 5th, 2006, 06:37 PM
:lol: :tape: NO Way:D

Meesh
May 5th, 2006, 06:37 PM
Honey are you sure your not looking down a crack pipe?

Grachka
May 5th, 2006, 06:40 PM
Here are the tea leaves here. Sorry about the quality, but I took it with my camera phone, and they are tea leaves after all:

http://saori-obata.moonfruit.com/communities/004/005/187/017/images/4507794932.jpg

Uranus
May 5th, 2006, 06:42 PM
Would be fine... unfortunately there's no way..

hingis-seles
May 5th, 2006, 06:43 PM
Dawn Marie asked me to pass on this message:

"FEARLESS QUEEN VEE RULEZZZZZ!!!~~~" :retard:

timafi
May 5th, 2006, 06:46 PM
Honey are you sure your not looking down a crack pipe?
:spit: :spit: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Lulu.
May 5th, 2006, 06:46 PM
:lol:

-sugi-
May 5th, 2006, 06:49 PM
It would be so cool to see Saori win wimbledon

or any Japanese

Grachka
May 5th, 2006, 07:00 PM
Would be fine... unfortunately there's no way..
Come now! Apparently Venus said that Saori was a major contender this year!

LegionArgentina
May 5th, 2006, 07:03 PM
No way

cellophane
May 5th, 2006, 07:15 PM
No, I think Shizuka Arakawa will win!

Grachka
May 5th, 2006, 07:45 PM
No, I think Shizuka Arakawa will win!
If only we were so lucky, Vanya :drool:

LegionArgentina
May 5th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Roberta Vinci or Selima Sfar will win

tennisrox
May 5th, 2006, 08:22 PM
No way! Patty Schnyder will win wimbledon this year. :rocker2:

Drake1980
May 5th, 2006, 11:10 PM
Go Saori!!!!

pcrtennis
May 6th, 2006, 12:49 AM
Hahaha...well Saori is going to have tough competition but I consider her the favorite.

IceHock
May 6th, 2006, 12:51 AM
i'm gunna go out on a limb here and wager all my vcash that she won't win.

Goai
May 6th, 2006, 12:51 AM
Tea leaves don't lie.

DomenicDemaria
May 6th, 2006, 01:37 AM
i'm gunna go out on a limb here and wager all my vcash that she won't win.

Really??? I was gonna put all mine on her. She is odds on favourite to win.

Mother_Marjorie
May 6th, 2006, 01:48 AM
No way! Patty Schnyder will win wimbledon this year. :rocker2:

Never. The acidic orange juice dripping from her pores harms the grass.

The Daviator
May 6th, 2006, 01:53 AM
Tea leaves don't lie.

Really? Well in that case I congratulate Saori in advance on winning her first Grand Slam :worship: :yeah:

Justine Fan
May 6th, 2006, 01:56 AM
Tea leaves don't lie.

It does when reading them on "crack cocaine"!

esquímaux
May 6th, 2006, 07:36 AM
Honey are you sure your not looking down a crack pipe?OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :spit: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Sharapova's_Boy
May 6th, 2006, 07:48 AM
Dawn Marie asked me to pass on this message:

"FEARLESS QUEEN VEE RULEZZZZZ!!!~~~" :retard:

:haha:

CooCooCachoo
May 6th, 2006, 08:05 AM
:eek:

What a prophecy! I fully trust thee and thy tea leaves, Grammypoo!

Who will win the men's title? Surely Juan Antonio Marin has a good shot? :bounce:

bis2806
May 6th, 2006, 08:07 AM
I think Nana Miyagi will win Wimbledon 2007.

Kirt12255
May 6th, 2006, 08:09 AM
Honey are you sure your not looking down a crack pipe?

:spit: :haha:

Grachka
May 6th, 2006, 09:42 AM
Really??? I was gonna put all mine on her. She is odds on favourite to win.
All $0.701538 of it? :ras:

Some of the richer members need to start waging. NOW!

:eek:

What a prophecy! I fully trust thee and thy tea leaves, Grammypoo!

Who will win the men's title? Surely Juan Antonio Marin has a good shot? :bounce:
I am just finishing my tea now. It seems an image of Arvind Parmar is forming :help:, but that might be the crack effect.

St.Sebastian
May 6th, 2006, 11:27 AM
Rumour has it Baltacha might be Saori's toughest opponent this year...

Dementieva-fan
May 6th, 2006, 11:30 AM
I've only read the title and I thought: Who?

Carmen Mairena
May 6th, 2006, 12:18 PM
I'm going to change sex just to become a female and win Wimbledon 2006! :rolls:

azmad_88
May 6th, 2006, 12:21 PM
Pigs can fly

Lemonskin.
May 6th, 2006, 01:41 PM
Sorry to burst your bubble, but she will not win.

Alicia Molik will beat her in the semifinals en route to winning the title 6-4 6-7(7) 6-1 over Sammy Stosur :D

Modiac.
May 6th, 2006, 01:48 PM
I have a question:Who is Saori Obata?
An actress in Memoirs of a Geisha ???

!<blocparty>!
May 6th, 2006, 02:32 PM
QUEEN VEE WILL win AGAIN to show the HATERZ Williams RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! !!!!!!

Who is Saori Obata? Is she even a TENNis PLAYER? I've never heard of SOARI OBABTA in my life, did she win matches at WIMBLEDON BEFORE? Is she from Sweden or somethin' 'cos her name sounds Scandi.


KOMAN VEE!!!

Boss monkey
May 6th, 2006, 02:44 PM
I have a question:Who is Saori Obata?
An actress in Memoirs of a Geisha ???
she was not in memoirs of geisha, nor is she a actress, she is a tennis player http://www.wtatour.com/players/playerprofiles/playerbio.asp?PlayerID=150103

jamatthews
May 6th, 2006, 02:44 PM
Sorry to burst your bubble, but she will not win.

Alicia Molik will beat her in the semifinals en route to winning the title 6-4 6-7(7) 6-1 over Sammy Stosur :D

Sam Stosur will never get past Nicole Pratt in the semis... :rolleyes:

:inlove:
May 6th, 2006, 02:54 PM
Anyone who doesn't think that Sandra Kloesel will win wimbledon this year is just :retard:

Derek.
May 6th, 2006, 04:24 PM
Mark the prophetic words of my tea leaves from this morning, mortals. I gazed down into my empty cup, and there lay the image of Saori Obata holding aloft her arms in moral triumph. Saori Obata will win* Wimbledon 2006.

*the hearts and minds of the supporters watching her first round match on Court 18.

Just like she was supposed to beat Daniela at the AO 1R, but didn't. :tape:

St.Sebastian
May 6th, 2006, 04:45 PM
Anyone who doesn't think that Sandra Kloesel will win wimbledon this year is just :retard:

I do :angel:

adachi
May 6th, 2006, 05:01 PM
Saori Obata will win the hearts and minds of the supporters watching her first round match on Court 18 Wimbledon 2006.

Shooter
May 6th, 2006, 06:10 PM
'Prophecy' is not the right word. 'Fantasy' would be more appropriate. (Nothing against Saori).

alton8401
May 6th, 2006, 07:37 PM
EVERYBODY KNOWS MONICA SELES IS GOING TO WIN WIMBLEDON 2006

Modiac.
May 8th, 2006, 04:06 AM
she was not in memoirs of geisha, nor is she a actress, she is a tennis player http://www.wtatour.com/players/playerprofiles/playerbio.asp?PlayerID=150103

Of course I know that,I said that on purpose.
Just for fun :lol: ;) :devil:

greenfunkTHREE.
May 8th, 2006, 05:07 AM
i'm gunna go out on a limb here and wager all my vcash that she won't win.

either that or caroline wozniacki wins wimbledon.