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borisy
May 4th, 2006, 01:27 AM
Would that affect her game? Would she win more or less slams?

Rocketta
May 4th, 2006, 01:32 AM
she's not white nor does she or her fans wish she were white so those questions are moot. :rolleyes:

Iacobus
May 4th, 2006, 01:44 AM
What if anyone who started a useless, drama-starting thread was perma-banned? :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

CrossCourt~Rally
May 4th, 2006, 01:45 AM
Then here middle name would not be "EBONY"...it would be "IVORY" :p

CrossCourt~Rally
May 4th, 2006, 01:47 AM
she's not white nor does she or her fans wish she were white so those questions are moot. :rolleyes:

I just care that she is a DIVA of the courts...DIVUS WILLIAMS :worship: :p

Brooklyn90
May 4th, 2006, 01:50 AM
Another great borisy thread! :rolleyes: :haha: :yippee:

CrossCourt~Rally
May 4th, 2006, 01:51 AM
Another great borisy thread!

What if Venus were Mexican ?? :lol: :p

Brooklyn90
May 4th, 2006, 01:52 AM
What if Venus were Mexican ?? :lol: :p
I would lover her even more :) :hearts:

borisy
May 4th, 2006, 01:52 AM
What if Venus were Mexican ?? :lol: :p

Venusita?

tennisboi
May 4th, 2006, 02:04 AM
WTF this thread is pure rubbish

dreamgoddess099
May 4th, 2006, 02:10 AM
That means Serena wouldn't be her sister.

DutchieGirl
May 4th, 2006, 02:11 AM
:shrug: She's not, and you can't ever know what it would have been like if she was...

borisy
May 4th, 2006, 02:11 AM
WTF this thread is pure rubbish

It's the official "What if Venus was..." threads week.

Summer Snow
May 4th, 2006, 02:15 AM
Would that affect her game? Would she win more or less slams?
What if you oculd speak proper English :hearts: :lick: :drool:

SJW
May 4th, 2006, 02:22 AM
less.

vettipooh
May 4th, 2006, 02:24 AM
What if you oculd speak proper English :hearts: :lick: :drool:
And what if borisy was black???? :haha: Say It Loud!!! I'm Black And I'm Proud!!!! :bounce:

G_Slammed
May 4th, 2006, 02:39 AM
If Venus were white, whitefolk would be running their mouths nonstop about how there has NEVER been anything like Venus Williams in the history of sports. Venus' kind of ability in a white body? We would never, never hear the end of it.

Iacobus
May 4th, 2006, 02:55 AM
That means Serena wouldn't be her sister.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/02/twinsGR210206_450x300.jpg (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=377839&in_page_id=1770)

:D

DutchieGirl
May 4th, 2006, 02:56 AM
If Venus were white, whitefolk would be running their mouths nonstop about how there has NEVER been anything like Venus Williams in the history of sports. Venus' kind of ability in a white body? We would never, never hear the end of it.

:rolleyes:

We never heard the end of it anyway...so what's the difference?

LH2HBH
May 4th, 2006, 02:57 AM
Obviously she would have had a completely different life.... What if, what if, what if, what if....

Diesel
May 4th, 2006, 02:58 AM
Her arrogance would be confidence, her snippets in interviews would be witty, part of her charm/personality and not ungracious.

Stamp Paid
May 4th, 2006, 03:03 AM
She wouldnt have goten booed at the US Open 02 SF vs Mauresmo :D
She wouldn't have gotten accused of faking an injury amd booed in Indian Wells in 2001 :D

Stamp Paid
May 4th, 2006, 03:03 AM
Her dominance would have been good for tennis! :D

Stamp Paid
May 4th, 2006, 03:04 AM
She wouldn't move like a gazelle across the court :D

I could go on forever :lol: :lol:

Et cetera, Et cetera :lol: :lol:

Blonde_Ambition7
May 4th, 2006, 03:06 AM
i don't think braids would look very good on her.

No Name Face
May 4th, 2006, 03:06 AM
Her dominance would have been good for tennis! :D

:spit:

Stamp Paid
May 4th, 2006, 03:07 AM
i don't think braids would look very good on her.

:spit:!!!!!!!!!!1

Knizzle
May 4th, 2006, 03:08 AM
i don't think braids would look very good on her.

ROTFLMAO.

Knizzle
May 4th, 2006, 03:09 AM
She'd be vogus' favorite player. :)

Diesel
May 4th, 2006, 03:10 AM
Her fans would never get accused of loving her because of her ethnicity, but because she was an awesome tennis player.

mykarma
May 4th, 2006, 03:12 AM
Would that affect her game? Would she win more or less slams?
How would her skin color have anything to do with the number of slams one wins? :confused:

Stamp Paid
May 4th, 2006, 03:13 AM
Her technique would be unorthodox, but not bad.

mykarma
May 4th, 2006, 03:13 AM
What if Venus were Mexican ?? :lol: :p
:lol: :lol:

Shenanigans
May 4th, 2006, 03:15 AM
If Venus were white, whitefolk would be running their mouths nonstop about how there has NEVER been anything like Venus Williams in the history of sports. Venus' kind of ability in a white body? We would never, never hear the end of it.

:wavey: No if Venus was white she would still have white people who hated her! If Steffi Graf was black the same white people would still hate her!

tucker1989
May 4th, 2006, 03:20 AM
She wouldnt have goten booed at the US Open 02 SF vs Mauresmo :D
She wouldn't have gotten accused of faking an injury amd booed in Indian Wells in 2001 :D

I remember the Indian Wells incident, but what happened at the US Open in 2002 vs. Mauresmo? I watched that match but do not remember, probably because it was a while ago. Please fill me in

Knizzle
May 4th, 2006, 03:24 AM
Her technique would be unorthodox, but not bad.
:spit: <-----Literally.

Stamp Paid
May 4th, 2006, 03:25 AM
:spit: <-----Literally.

stop lying. :spit:

SJW
May 4th, 2006, 03:29 AM
King is on FYAH.

morningglory
May 4th, 2006, 03:31 AM
this thread would've never been started.

Kenny
May 4th, 2006, 03:37 AM
LMAO @ fyah!!

Jeff
May 4th, 2006, 03:41 AM
L A M E

Dawn Marie
May 4th, 2006, 05:21 AM
If Venus were white I probably would not have known that you're a racist. Yet there would still be Serena. A threat in your eyes.

JoJoCircus
May 4th, 2006, 05:35 AM
wow I never realized how paranoid some of you are

dreamgoddess099
May 4th, 2006, 06:03 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/02/twinsGR210206_450x300.jpg (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=377839&in_page_id=1770)

:D
Both parents of these littel girls have at least one white parent themselves so the genes were there to make that birth possible. I don't believe Richard or Oracene have any white parents or grandparents (that I've heard of) for those white genes to come from.

Callystarr
May 4th, 2006, 06:07 AM
This thread is NESS lmao...

aholloway
May 4th, 2006, 06:31 AM
They would give her more credit and bragging right than she may deserve and name her Maria Sarapova.

DutchieGirl
May 4th, 2006, 06:33 AM
They would give her more credit and bragging right than she may deserve and name her Maria Sarapova.

God help us all then!

No Name Face
May 4th, 2006, 07:06 AM
i just hate how they still refer to maria as the wimbledon champion after venus beat her ass down the very next year to take the title from her. i'd say it's the white commentators trying desperately to write venus off (and solidify the status of the great white hype --- notice how maria's game isn't called ugly or isn't 'bad for tennis'), but that'd be racist.

DutchieGirl
May 4th, 2006, 07:09 AM
i just hate how they still refer to maria as the wimbledon champion after venus beat her ass down the very next year to take the title from her. i'd say it's the white commentators trying desperately to write venus off (and solidify the status of the great white hype --- notice how maria's game isn't called ugly or isn't 'bad for tennis'), but that'd be racist.

But Maria still is a past Wimby champion... :shrug: I don't know what the commentators say where you are though...

No Name Face
May 4th, 2006, 07:12 AM
But Maria still is a past Wimby champion... :shrug: I don't know what the commentators say where you are though...

the USA commentators are always like...and Maria Sharapova, Wimbledon Champion...and then someone will be like 2004 Wimbledon Champion and then it'll be corrected, but STILL. is Sveta referred to as the USO Champion? Or is Myskina referred to as the FO champion two years later? no.

LoveFifteen
May 4th, 2006, 07:13 AM
If Venus were white, she'd never get called "baby gurl". I'd pay $1000 so I'd never have to hear that stupid shit again. :lol:

DutchieGirl
May 4th, 2006, 07:14 AM
the USA commentators are always like...and Maria Sharapova, Wimbledon Champion...and then someone will be like 2004 Wimbledon Champion and then it'll be corrected, but STILL. is Sveta referred to as the USO Champion? Or is Myskina referred to as the FO champion two years later? no.

ahh I see - that's dumb then!

ZeroSOFInfinity
May 4th, 2006, 07:15 AM
She would be "Venus the White" and her sister "Serena the Black" (something like Gandalf and Saruman).

Or maybe... Venus the Bright and Serena the Dark

No... I think Venus the Shining and Serena the Dim sounds better...

pav
May 4th, 2006, 08:04 AM
If Venus was Amy toned then some(I wrote some) of her fans wouldn't be able to pull out the dog-eared half wornout race card everytime someone said something slightly derogatory about her, and she would have to purchase a new line of makeup.
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