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xan
May 3rd, 2006, 02:27 PM
Place your amusing caption here.... :devil:

http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/8940/hotel3wn1ja.jpg

xan
May 3rd, 2006, 02:30 PM
Elena: "Security. There's this bag lady in my room stealing my oranges."

frenchie
May 3rd, 2006, 02:31 PM
"Hey Patty, I need advices on how to make a good orange juice!!"

M$forehand
May 3rd, 2006, 02:50 PM
"Hello Nastya, my chance to avenge your loss. The girl is good but we'll see." ;)

miffedmax
May 3rd, 2006, 02:54 PM
"Hello, Room Service? I'd like a hundred pepperoni pizzas and a case of champagne sent to Room 1012. Yes, that's right--last name spelled M-y-s-k- . . .

Mightymirza
May 3rd, 2006, 03:10 PM
"Hello, Room Service? I'd like a hundred pepperoni pizzas and a case of champagne sent to Room 1012. Yes, that's right--last name spelled M-y-s-k- . . .
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dementinator
May 3rd, 2006, 03:15 PM
Place your amusing caption here.... :devil:

http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/8940/hotel3wn1ja.jpg

(whispering) "Hey Max? is that you? listen can you get here a little later if possible? The Parentals still here ,hell shes like a turd that wont flush at times I can tell ya! anyways I told her theres a knitting convention on in the lobby so shes gonna be outta her soon ,some come on up then ok? knock 3 times so I know its you .bye bye ,kisses ,bye ,no! you hang up first ,NO YOU! hehe giggle ,come on I know u are still there!!"

Dan23
May 3rd, 2006, 03:27 PM
"I did ask for 2 single beds...?"

miffedmax
May 3rd, 2006, 04:17 PM
(whispering) "Hey Max? is that you? listen can you get here a little later if possible? The Parentals still here ,hell shes like a turd that wont flush at times I can tell ya! anyways I told her theres a knitting convention on in the lobby so shes gonna be outta her soon ,some come on up then ok? knock 3 times so I know its you .bye bye ,kisses ,bye ,no! you hang up first ,NO YOU! hehe giggle ,come on I know u are still there!!"

From the other end of the phone:

"Uh, Lena? I think you dialed the wrong Max!" :lol:

Dementinator
May 3rd, 2006, 04:18 PM
yeah right Max!! like you WOULD say that? hehehe

Julian
May 3rd, 2006, 05:19 PM
Elena to Nastya on her loss: *laughs* "Your kidding! you served more DF's then me!??"
Ms Dementieva: MUAHAHAH!! i never knew that was possible!
Elena: thanks a lot mother

goldenlox
May 3rd, 2006, 05:20 PM
I like that pic of Lena on a pay phone.

LostGlory
May 3rd, 2006, 05:26 PM
:Whisper: "give me a few minutes I'll I'll feed Vera then put her to bed and sneakOut" :haha:

chuCKnorris
May 3rd, 2006, 05:27 PM
Elena to Nastya on her loss: *laughs* "Your kidding! you served more DF's then me!??"
Ms Dementieva: MUAHAHAH!! i never knew that was possible!
Elena: thanks a lot mother
:haha:

Dementinator
May 3rd, 2006, 05:34 PM
I like that pic of Lena on a pay phone.

GL and her Payphone pic!!! :lol: here you go ,just for you!

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5356/offcourtlena2369kn.jpg

borisy
May 3rd, 2006, 05:36 PM
Reception: Hello?
Elena: You know one day I'll be number 1!
Reception: ????
Elena: (hangs up happily)

V-MAC
May 3rd, 2006, 06:50 PM
Place your amusing caption here.... :devil:

http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/8940/hotel3wn1ja.jpg


Elena: "mmmm so you getting turned on big boy...........where did you say I should put my racquet?"

(Elena thinking in her mind: "wow this new career I have is so much more rewarding than whacking a ball over a net."

No Name Face
May 3rd, 2006, 07:19 PM
Elena: "mmmm so you getting turned on big boy...........where did you say I should put my racquet?"

(Elena thinking in her mind: "wow this new career I have is so much more rewarding than whacking a ball over a net."

:haha:

:tape: :tape:

Mike_T
May 4th, 2006, 10:18 AM
Mummy Vera: "So Elena, you’re calling reception to complain about their appalling lack of service in not providing us with the Big Cock Gang Bang porn channel, and they said....???"

Elena: "Our service is no worse than yours"

miffedmax
May 4th, 2006, 03:10 PM
Elena: (snicker) Hello? Is your refrigerator running? (snicker) . . . Well, you better let him out! No! Wait! I meant to ask if you had Prince Albert in a can! Mommy, I messed up the joke!

Mommy Vera: "My poor blonde baby."

(On the other end) Nasty: "It's fucking three fucking a.m.! Don't make me send fucking Jens up there!"

Martian KC
May 4th, 2006, 03:18 PM
I still remember her payphone picture.:haha:

Julian
May 4th, 2006, 04:23 PM
I still remember her payphone picture.:haha:

haha me too! it was right after she lost a match and she called her mother

so cute hehe

champion88
May 4th, 2006, 04:28 PM
Elena on the phone to one of her friends- "Oh my gosh- Jelena Jankovic almost got a whole set this week!"

xan
May 4th, 2006, 05:17 PM
:haha: