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RVD
Feb 13th, 2006, 10:09 PM
*George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids for a
little PR. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.*

"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

*Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.*

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right:
question time.
Who has a question?"

*Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him his name.*

"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question,Steve?"

"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth...,

...what the hell happened to Stanley?"


:haha: :haha: :lol:

Ryan
Feb 13th, 2006, 10:15 PM
:lol: That's great. :worship: Smart kids.

Helen Lawson
Feb 13th, 2006, 10:19 PM
My favorite was the Curious George episode where he gets lost at the Republican National Convention in 2000 and ends up being their nominee!

Or, what did Bush say when asked his opinion on Roe v. Wade. He said he doesn't care how people got out of New Orleans!

azdaja
Feb 13th, 2006, 10:22 PM
Or, what did Bush say when asked his opinion on Roe v. Wade. He said he doesn't care how people got out of New Orleans!
lol

TheBoiledEgg
Feb 13th, 2006, 10:23 PM
LMAO :rolls: :haha:

did Stanley become "Flat Stanley" :o

drake3781
Feb 13th, 2006, 10:59 PM
Really good one! I sent it to my mom :lol: .

beauty_is_pink
Feb 13th, 2006, 11:10 PM
:haha: :tape:

cerbero
Feb 13th, 2006, 11:18 PM
Stanley is in this touristic resort called Guantanamo... :rolleyes:

Wigglytuff
Feb 14th, 2006, 02:44 AM
oh shit!!! poor stanley.... what DID happen to him??? :help: :scared: :haha:

ginger_fish668
Feb 14th, 2006, 02:51 AM
:lol:

SelesFan70
Feb 14th, 2006, 03:03 AM
Stanley was on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney... ;)

firehorse
Feb 14th, 2006, 03:15 AM
Stanley was on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney... ;)

Oh NO..did stanley got shot by Cheney?:lol:

Brett.
Feb 14th, 2006, 03:23 AM
Maybe Stanley has left for to catch a flight to see Osama Bin Laden because George refuse to answer his questions! So he going to ask Osama very soon!

wta_zuperfann
Feb 14th, 2006, 03:25 AM
Did ya hear this one?



Ten Reasons Why Cheney Shot Whittington =


10. Sick and tired of Whittington's "Hey, I'm having a heart attack" jokes
9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-up truck stereo
8. Ongoing dispute over whether it's acceptable to torture quail before shooting them
7. Thought he saw Scooter Libby on other side of tree line
6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer
5. Companion's ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt
4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster
3. Whittington's repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the "real president"
2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton

And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing away hunting companion Harry Whittington...

1. Because he's a wartime vice president, damn it :lol:

Martian Stacey
Feb 14th, 2006, 03:32 AM
:haha: That is a good one! :D

¤CharlDa¤
Feb 14th, 2006, 03:43 AM
:rotflmao:

Good one ;)

RVD
Feb 14th, 2006, 05:47 AM
Did ya hear this one?



Ten Reasons Why Cheney Shot Whittington =


10. Sick and tired of Whittington's "Hey, I'm having a heart attack" jokes :)
9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-up truck stereo
8. Ongoing dispute over whether it's acceptable to torture quail before shooting them :)
7. Thought he saw Scooter Libby on other side of tree line
6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer
5. Companion's ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt
4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster
3. Whittington's repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the "real president"
2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton:haha: :haha:

And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing away hunting companion Harry Whittington...

1. Because he's a wartime vice president, damn it :lol:#2 is my favorite. :yeah:

darrinbaker00
Feb 14th, 2006, 06:06 AM
There's WAY too much truth in that joke. January 20, 2009 cannot, repeat, CANNOT come quickly enough for me.

CooCooCachoo
Feb 14th, 2006, 07:03 AM
Stanley :scared:

The poor kid :sobbing:

;)

Wigglytuff
Feb 14th, 2006, 07:04 AM
There's WAY too much truth in that joke. January 20, 2009 cannot, repeat, CANNOT come quickly enough for me.
if the planet remains intact i shall be glad for that day

dementieva's fan
Feb 14th, 2006, 07:09 AM
*George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids for a
little PR. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.*

"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

*Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.*

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right:
question time.
Who has a question?"

*Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him his name.*

"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question,Steve?"

"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth...,

...what the hell happened to Stanley?"


:haha: :haha: :lol:
:haha:
ROFL I love bush jokes

RVD
Feb 14th, 2006, 07:20 AM
There's WAY too much truth in that joke. January 20, 2009 cannot, repeat, CANNOT come quickly enough for me.I will happily have a cyber-drink with you when that day comes.
On this I swear. :worship: :lol: