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the jamierbelyea
Nov 13th, 2001, 11:33 PM
DID YOU PASS?

This quiz consists of four questions that tells you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional. (highlight the space under each question)

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?<br /><font color="#47515f"><br />The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.</font>

<br />2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

<font color="#47515f"><br />Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This question tests your foresight.</font>

<br />3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend <br />except one. Which animal does not attend?<br /><font color="#47515f"><br />Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not <br />answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.</font>

<br />4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it?<br /><font color="#47515f"><br />Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!<br /></font><br />That completes the test! If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you.

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.

If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, law or medicine.

[ November 13, 2001: Message edited by: Jamie S ]</p>

carot
Nov 13th, 2001, 11:36 PM
LMAO i had seen this before but i still only remembered the first answer lol, oh boy <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

iamkool
Nov 13th, 2001, 11:39 PM
THIS IS SO SWEET! REALY THIS IS SO FUNNY GREAT POST JAMIE S!

Tennisace
Nov 14th, 2001, 04:56 AM
<img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> Good thing I still have my looks! <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

marshmellow
Nov 14th, 2001, 07:11 AM
i've already heard this before. so i must have zero memory cos ididn't get even one right! darn...i guess i better drop out of college now when i still have the chance...maybe i should just try to land a job as a speed bump?

per4ever
Nov 14th, 2001, 07:39 AM
I knew this one...lol I only forgot the last one.

TennisToriTerrificTwosome
Apr 20th, 2002, 03:00 PM
I remember this from middle school. :rolleyes: ;)

MaRKy MaRk
Apr 20th, 2002, 03:52 PM
LOL!! :D :D I didn't get a single question right...:o :o :o :o

Zamboni
Apr 20th, 2002, 04:11 PM
lol! I remembered the first 2 questions, got the other 2 wrong.

I'm gonna try it at my parents and sister! ;)

*Bubbles*
Apr 20th, 2002, 07:50 PM
lol. The new me: a hamburger flipper!:rolleyes:

angele87
Apr 20th, 2002, 07:55 PM
Hahahhaha this is hilarious!! I got the first one and the last one wrong!!