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-VSR-
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:28 PM
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Kim: ~I can't see through all this eye junk!
Stubbs: ~Move it Maria!
Maria: ~I am a model, look at my serious face.
Justine: ~I just grabbed Patty's ass!
Patty: ~What the who grabbed my ass... wait who is that hotty with a body! *looks at guy on far right*
Venus: ~I am the true model!
Pierce: ~Patty better not be scamming on my man!
Austin: ~Why am I even in this picture? :confused:
Scott: ~Now this is awkward. So many women, what do I do?

*Jool*
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:42 PM
Kim: Are we not still in the 80s, girls?
Rennae: They're all for me :devil:
Maria: I hope they enjoy this bag, they told me to wear it but it's fuc**** awful
Justine : *ppfrt* gosh how good I feel now !
Patty: What the f*** is my man doing in the backstage with this ... wait, is this Conchita ??? :eek:
Venus: Woohoo :wavey: Serena dear !! Can you see me ?
Mary: ughhh... it stinks ! Who farted???
Tracy : I agree with Mary , it stinks here , Iwon't stay long
L.Scott : :angel: Is this heaven ? :angel:

ClaudiaZ-S
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:43 PM
the man is the director of WTA organisation :confused:

Farina Elia Fan
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:44 PM
its rennae stubbs, tracy austin and larry scott

Sam's Slave
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:44 PM
ummm the "Man On Far Right" is larry scott, and the "Lady Next To Kim" is rennae stubbs...as a tennis fan you should now that...
but it's funny

ClaudiaZ-S
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:44 PM
I think is Tracy Austin :eek: (near pierce)

Sam's Slave
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:45 PM
oh yeah and i forgot that the "Lady Next To Pierce" is tracy austin but they allready said it

adam_ads_n
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:51 PM
Kim: ~Am I the only 1 drunk here?
Lady Next To Kim: ~Me too Kimi, me too
Maria: ~Hello people- look at me. awww what was that, I kinda like it
Justine: ~I just grabbed both Patty's and Maria's asses!
Patty: ~Justine- not today- we'll meet in the bathroom tommorow, in this located on my left
Venus: ~I use "dental white" toothpaste
Pierce: ~Oh really? I thought they are fake teeth.
Lady Next To Pierce: ~ I just grabbed balls...of the man next to me
Man On Far Right: ~More, more, more ;)

Doc
Jan 11th, 2006, 05:42 PM
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Kim: Charlies Angels eat your heart out!

Rennae: where am I?

Maria: These six inch heels give me that little bit of superiority here.

Justine: Wait till Kim finds out where that "hair-gel" I got her came from.

Patty: I always knew I'd find a use for this wedding dress.


Tracy: I think the elastic on my g-string just broke!

Larry: My swiss army knife knicker elastic cutter comes in handy.

Spirit
Jan 11th, 2006, 06:20 PM
Patty: "Okay ladies, as we agreed, once this shindig is over, you're all coming to my room to have a 9-way with me and my husband."

::::The other 7 women, particularly Justine and Mary, each react in her own way.::::

Martian KC
Jan 11th, 2006, 06:24 PM
Woohoo! Justine by Patty!:yeah:

TomTennis
Jan 11th, 2006, 06:35 PM
the pic looks good, expect they seem a little disorganised. The only players that seem to be knowing what they are going is Maria and Venus.

itzhak
Jan 11th, 2006, 07:20 PM
The man: "Where is Elena?"

manu32
Jan 11th, 2006, 07:25 PM
maria,patty,venus.....nice

kris_85
Jan 11th, 2006, 07:25 PM
this thread is so wonderful....ROFL ROFL ROFL

ToeTag
Jan 11th, 2006, 07:26 PM
OMG. Kim looks like a reincarnation of Divine. :o

I hate that the wta does these tarted up "events". You can tell its straight boys, with NO taste or class, running this tour. ugh.


Caption: Larry Scott:" Welcome to the grand opening of the Best Little Whore House in Melbourne, y'all."

controlfreak
Jan 11th, 2006, 07:28 PM
oh dear.
Kim came dressed as a hooker
Maria came as a desperate housewife
Justine came as a man
Patty came in ballroom wear
Venus: can't see, it's either Men In Black or Karate Master
Larry Scott came as the little blue alien from that Disney film

pav
Jan 11th, 2006, 07:31 PM
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Gregarious,Hilarious,Serious,Scarious,Nefarious, injurious,Curious,Furious,Imperious

Piotr'ek
Jan 11th, 2006, 07:40 PM
Austin: ~Why am I even in this picture? :confused:
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:haha:

Spunky83
Jan 11th, 2006, 08:03 PM
What a pic :lol:

The faces of Kim, Justine, Mary and Austin are priceless! Maria looking quite conservative in her huge sweater and Patty desperately wanted to show off her stunning dress...oh God, brilliant.

bellascarlett
Jan 11th, 2006, 08:41 PM
oh dear.
Kim came dressed as a hooker
Maria came as a desperate housewife
Justine came as a man
Patty came in ballroom wear
Venus: can't see, it's either Men In Black or Karate Master
Larry Scott came as the little blue alien from that Disney film

What a pic :lol:

The faces of Kim, Justine, Mary and Austin are priceless! Maria looking quite conservative in her huge sweater and Patty desperately wanted to show off her stunning dress...oh God, brilliant.

:rolls: :haha:

Berlin_Calling
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:28 PM
http://www.mariaworld.net/offcourt1092.jpg

Kim: "Ugh, I kneww I shouldnt of smoked thaaat bluntttt asdfl;kjskgj...:smoke:"

Rennae: "BOOBIES! :drool:"

Maria: "Ugh like whateverrrrr, Im way too hot for this picture! :rolleyes:"

Justine: "I need to put on my best pose for this pictures! :hearts:"

Patty: "Move it Venus! I'm trying to show off my dress! :mad:"

Venus: "My face is starting to hurt from all this fake smiling! :D"

Mary: "Who dat fugly bitch wit ma man?! :shout:"

Tracy: "Looks like my botox is taking its full effect! :speakles:"

Larry Scott: "Awkward... :o"

Tennace
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:32 PM
I bet Maria is standing right in front of someone

willrock
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:35 PM
Kim: Are we not still in the 80s, girls?
Rennae: They're all for me :devil:
Maria: I hope they enjoy this bag, they told me to wear it but it's fuc**** awful
Justine : *ppfrt* gosh how good I feel now !
Patty: What the f*** is my man doing in the backstage with this ... wait, is this Conchita ??? :eek:
Venus: Woohoo :wavey: Serena dear !! Can you see me ?
Mary: ughhh... it stinks ! Who farted???
Tracy : I agree with Mary , it stinks here , Iwon't stay long
L.Scott : :angel: Is this heaven ? :angel:

The best :haha:
:yeah: JOOL

tennislover
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:37 PM
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omg! patty is wearing a bedroom curtain! :eek: :eek: :eek: :tape:


dead for ugliness

hablo
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:40 PM
Kim: Are we not still in the 80s, girls?
Rennae: They're all for me :devil:
Maria: I hope they enjoy this bag, they told me to wear it but it's fuc**** awful
Justine : *ppfrt* gosh how good I feel now !
Patty: What the f*** is my man doing in the backstage with this ... wait, is this Conchita ??? :eek:
Venus: Woohoo :wavey: Serena dear !! Can you see me ?
Mary: ughhh... it stinks ! Who farted???
Tracy : I agree with Mary , it stinks here , Iwon't stay long
L.Scott : :angel: Is this heaven ? :angel:
:haha::haha:

*Jool*
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:10 PM
why thanks Willrock and Habs :hug:
i'm honoured you liked it , I don't do this very often :)

meggz_star
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:27 PM
Kim looks kinda high :lol:

shap_half
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:33 PM
Venus looks beautiful

ceiling_fan
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:51 PM
larry scott wearing flowers around his neck :lol:

flyingmachine
Jan 11th, 2006, 11:06 PM
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Kim: I think I drinking too tonight. :spit: :drink:
Stubbs: Don't realised Kim got a nice pair of :hehehe:
Maria: Look everyone look at me. I'm the most beautiful women in the world even in rags. :angel:
Justine: Ahhh This must be the best present from PY ever. :smoke:
Patty: What that noise? :confused:
Venus: Hi everyone :bigwave: Just keep smiling and I will be fine.
Pierce: Who do you think you are Maria? You just can't just dressing in a woollen sack in this location. This is disgraceful. :fiery:
Austin: O.K. just trying to smile. Oh my GOD I just can't smile when I'm standing next to a brunch of losers who if I was in their age will easly beat all of them less then a hour. :banghead: :o :mad: Bloody hell I wish I'm in their age now. :rolleyes:
Scott: Are you ready ladies? :rolleyes: :confused:

Bounty Hunter
Jan 11th, 2006, 11:59 PM
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Kim: I thought this was the 80's reunion..
Stubbs: :lick:
Maria: I'm striking my Venus pose...
Justine: Look! No hands...
Patty: Does my hair look ok?
Venus: Hurry up and thak the pic...my ankle hurts..
Pierce: I can't believe Venus won Wimby...
Austin: I wish I was half as good as these ladies....
Scott: Patty's hair is looking good. I wonder if she thinking about me?

Haute
Jan 12th, 2006, 12:27 AM
Mary: What are you going to do,Venus, with all that junk inside your trunk?
Venus: I'm going to get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. *smiles to pretend nothing is going on...*

LefandePatty
Jan 12th, 2006, 04:35 AM
']Patty looks hotttt :drool:

:Pengshole:

Mafia_Sharapova
Jan 12th, 2006, 05:01 AM
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Maria : please quiet Aunts ! :)
Damn ! Why was i standing in a rest-home ? :rolls:

Brett.
Jan 12th, 2006, 11:34 AM
Kim - "roll eyes" at Stubbsy
Stubbsy - I'm lucky enough to be between to hot blonde chicks
Maria - How do i look? Do i look like a bitch or a model?
Justine - Hang on a sec - im fitting up with my smile! A bee had stung my eyes *ouch*
Patty - Oh man I wish i was with that man!
Venus - Can you see me Mommy Oracene?
Mary - Yes you do look like a bitch, Maria
Tracy - I'm too old to be with these hot women!!
Larry Scott - Sorry I'm married Patty - and also you're too young for me

Tennisation
Jan 12th, 2006, 11:42 AM
I bet Maria is standing right in front of someone
wouldn't surprise me, i think Martina Hingis is behind her :lol:

Mateo Mathieu
Jan 12th, 2006, 11:46 AM
Brilliant! :haha:

Mateo Mathieu
Jan 12th, 2006, 11:57 AM
Kim: Sorry, I'm late because I just finished shot for porn video with my ex.
Rennae: One of your ex-boyfriends? I wonder if that would be Lleyton Hewitt? Hmm...
Maria: Oh, that's disgust! I mean, you're ugly but got a role in a porn video?! Why can't I have?
Justine: That's because you're uglier of all us here!
Patty: *gasps* God! Did I fail hear or Justine actually say I'm prettier than Maria?!
Venus: You heard her perfectly, Patty! Isn't that great?
Mary: You think that's great? Oh please! Anyway, what have you done with your hair, Kim?!
Tracy: I missed those old days... *sighs*
Larry: That's what I talking about! They all should get on Desperate Housewives instead!

Per
Jan 12th, 2006, 12:00 PM
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Lots of Ladies :confused:

I only see one lady on that photo: Masha :hearts: .

I miss Myskina :drool: :hearts: and Dementieva :hearts: on the photo.

*Jool*
Jan 12th, 2006, 12:05 PM
Larry: That's what I talking about! They all should get on Desperate Housewives instead!

:lol:

Kunal
Jan 12th, 2006, 01:35 PM
whats the difference between me and you....u talk a good one, but you dont do what u supposed to do

tennisjam
Jan 12th, 2006, 02:41 PM
Kim :o :lol:

but Mashe, Patty and Venus :kiss:

pineapple
Jan 13th, 2006, 05:35 AM
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Kim: I can't do the split in this dress but i can do it with my eyes.

Rennae: LOL! Cool stuff! Well i can do the split with my arms, see i can grab your butt and Justine's butt at the same time.

Maria: Well i'll bet ya that Yuri is doing the split with my earnings at this very moment.

Justine: I may be having a bad face day but wow, the inside of my eye lids shure are looking great.

Patty: The line-up for the ladies room is not so bad at the moment, a few more pics and then i take a run for it.

Venus: OMG! It looks like Oracene is flirting with Yuri.

Mary: Pfft! If having sex with assholes is her thing, she should try my dad.

Tracy: It's a bit scary to think of how many people in this crowd or amongst the WTA world posters were in diapers when i was playing.

Larry: Fantasy island at last.