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coool
Jan 4th, 2006, 07:37 PM
How do you see the perfect tennis player?

for me:
appearance- Anna Kournikova
shots- Venus Willimas
behaviour- Davenport
mentality- Serena Williams
and so on...

tennislover
Jan 4th, 2006, 07:48 PM
appearance: Navi
style: Navi
shots Navi
mentality: Navi
athletic skills: Navi
sport longevity: Navi
class: Navi
sheer talent: Navi


I deserve the "most unbiased poster"-prize :angel:

iine:
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:34 PM
backhand:justine
forehand: dementieva
mentality: sharapova
serve:davenport/serena
athletism: kim
volleys:hantuchova
drop shots: schnyder
look and appearance: hantuchova/myskina

that would be my ideal tennis player ;)

Helen Lawson
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:36 PM
I LOVE threads like these

Face: Anna K.
Hair: Mary Pierce
Breasts: Serena
Rear end: Dokic
Legs: Steffi

creep
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:38 PM
appearance: Navi
style: Navi
shots Navi
mentality: Navi
athletic skills: Navi
sport longevity: Navi
class: Navi
sheer talent: Navi


I deserve the "most unbiased poster"-prize :angel:

Congratulations you have won this weeks first prize, a baby PANDA.

auntie janie
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:38 PM
Justine without the nerves and health problems would be it for me. :)

cartmancop
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:39 PM
1st Serve: Lindsay
2nd Serve: Serena...(not the Rena who played today, the real Serena:))
Forehand:Elena D
Backhand:Venus
Slice:JHH
Volleys:Hingis
Speed/Court Coverage:Venus
Mentality:Maria or peak Serena...

creep
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:39 PM
Justine without the nerves and health problems would be it for me. :)

She's got awful hair. ;) Would never do.

Helen Lawson
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:40 PM
She's got awful hair. ;) Would never do.
Yes, and no bra necessary, which is not a plus for most spectators.

creep
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:42 PM
Yes, and no bra necessary, which is not a plus for most spectators.

And have you ever seen a Henin upskirt pic? Say no more.

Paialii
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:42 PM
I think the women's player that couldn't be beat would be as follows:

(Note: assume that players mentioned are at their absolute best.)

1) Serve: Serena Williams
2) Forehand: [2002] Serena Williams (her forehand has changed since.)
3) Backhand: Venus Williams
4) Volley: Martina Navratilova
5) Speed/Agility: Venus Williams
6) Mentality: Maria Sharapova
7) Fight: Serena Williams
8) Personality: Kim Clijsters

auntie janie
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:47 PM
She's got awful hair. ;) Would never do.

Aha, but looks don't come into play for me with athletes. I am blind to that aspect, just like the famous statue of Justice.

C'est moi:

http://www.statue.com/lady-justice-statues.html

;)

miffedmax
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:52 PM
Do we really need another thread on Lena D?

creep
Jan 4th, 2006, 08:52 PM
Aha, but looks don't come into play for me with athletes. I am blind to that aspect, just like the famous statue of Justice.

C'est moi:

http://www.statue.com/lady-justice-statues.html

;)

Don't believe you.

See if I was walking down the street, bet the first thing you'd think to yourself would be 'I don't like the look of him, Ewww look at him'.

Everybody goes on looks, just that most don't/won't own up.

auntie janie
Jan 4th, 2006, 09:01 PM
Don't believe you.

See if I was walking down the street, bet the first thing you'd think to yourself would be 'I don't like the look of him, Ewww look at him'.

Everybody goes on looks, just that most don't/won't own up.

Hey, I never said I wouldn't go by looks regarding YOU. I only said regarding athletes. ;)

But even then it's not 100% true. I find funny-looking people endearing, especially in these times when looks have become such a big deal, so it does come into play a bit -- in an opposite way. Also, certain beautiful women and great-looking male athletes are so vain that their looks actually detract from their value for me. :p

creep
Jan 4th, 2006, 09:18 PM
Hey, I never said I wouldn't go by looks regarding YOU. I only said regarding athletes. ;)

But even then it's not 100% true. I find funny-looking people endearing, especially in these times when looks have become such a big deal, so it does come into play a bit -- in an opposite way. Also, certain beautiful women and great-looking male athletes are so vain that their looks actually detract from their value for me. :p

Yeah I know what you mean. Some of them are so far up themselves aren't they. ;)

I've no idea how you look, but one thing I do like about you is your integrity. :)

Orion
Jan 4th, 2006, 09:26 PM
If Kuznetsova weren't in her own head all the time, she would be the most complete tennis player in the world (game-wise), but she's hasn't been altogether mentally since Aussie last year.

SvetaPleaseWin.
Jan 4th, 2006, 09:37 PM
If Kuznetsova weren't in her own head all the time, she would be the most complete tennis player in the world (game-wise), but she's hasn't been altogether mentally since Aussie last year.


:worship:

SvetaPleaseWin.
Jan 4th, 2006, 09:40 PM
mix kuzy together with serena and you have the perfect player

forehand-kuzy
backhand-serena
volley-kuzy
serve-serena
movement-both
utter belief that she is the best no matter what-serena

Bounty Hunter
Jan 4th, 2006, 10:04 PM
mix kuzy together with serena and you have the perfect player

forehand-kuzy
backhand-serena
volley-kuzy
serve-serena
movement-both
utter belief that she is the best no matter what-serena

I agree.... :bounce:

auntie janie
Jan 4th, 2006, 10:11 PM
Hey, yeah, that Kuz-Serena hybrid sounds pretty good to me, too.

santhuruu
Jan 4th, 2006, 10:15 PM
It should also have the grunt of Serena:D

ceiling_fan
Jan 4th, 2006, 10:17 PM
1st SERVE - Elena Dementieva
2nd SERVE - Anna Kournikova
Public Relations - Sesil Karatancheva
Mental Toughness - Vera Zvonareva
Speed- Lindsay Davenport
Fitness - Serena Williams (not the REAL Serena... the one at the HK exho)
Hair - Patty Schnyder

iine:
Jan 4th, 2006, 10:28 PM
1st SERVE - Elena Dementieva
2nd SERVE - Anna Kournikova
Public Relations - Sesil Karatancheva
Mental Toughness - Vera Zvonareva
Speed- Lindsay Davenport
Fitness - Serena Williams (not the REAL Serena... the one at the HK exho)
Hair - Patty Schnyder
LMAO!!!!:haha: :D

Bounty Hunter
Jan 4th, 2006, 10:37 PM
1st SERVE - Elena Dementieva
2nd SERVE - Anna Kournikova
Public Relations - Sesil Karatancheva
Mental Toughness - Vera Zvonareva
Speed- Lindsay Davenport
Fitness - Serena Williams (not the REAL Serena... the one at the HK exho)
Hair - Patty Schnyder

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mafia_Sharapova
Jan 4th, 2006, 11:07 PM
1st SERVE - Elena Dementieva
2nd SERVE - Anna Kournikova
Public Relations - Sesil Karatancheva
Mental Toughness - Vera Zvonareva
Speed- Lindsay Davenport
Fitness - Serena Williams (not the REAL Serena... the one at the HK exho)
Hair - Patty Schnyder

:eek:

Gowza
Jan 5th, 2006, 12:03 AM
well i think physically strength, stature, body type, speed, serena williams but a bit taller would be almost the perfect person to be player on the wta. even her look is intimidating. i think molik's technique on her serve, i haven't seen mirza very much but from what i hear about her forehand probably her forehand, i was watching arvidsson last night and her backhand is powerful so maybe her backhand, molik's volley's, a hingis type thinker and the mentality to sharapova or serena.

miffedmax
Jan 5th, 2006, 04:56 PM
1st SERVE - Elena Dementieva
2nd SERVE - Anna Kournikova
Public Relations - Sesil Karatancheva
Mental Toughness - Vera Zvonareva
Speed- Lindsay Davenport
Fitness - Serena Williams (not the REAL Serena... the one at the HK exho)
Hair - Patty Schnyder

Well, if it weren't for the hair and the gender, I'd say you'd just described me.

:lol:

Pamela Shriver
Jan 5th, 2006, 06:11 PM
Looks - Pam Shriver
Height - Pam Shriver
Groundstrokes - Pam Shriver
Serve - Pam Shriver
2nd Serve - Pam Shriver
Volleys - Pam Shriver
Mentality - Pam Shriver
Fitness - Pam Shriver
Speed - Pam Shriver
Clothes - Pam Shriver
Hair - Pam Shriver
Voice/Vowels - Pam Shriver
Neck - Pam Shriver
Comedy Value - Pam Shriver
Toe nails - Pam Shriver
Eyelashes - Pam Shriver
Coolness - Pam Shriver
Intelligence - Pam Shriver
Appeal to the young - Pam Shriver
Appeal to the elderly - Pam Shriver
Sex appeal - Pam Shriver
PingPong Ability - Pam Shriver
Gamesmanship - Pam Shriver
Carrier - Pam Shriver
Walk - Pam Shriver

PamPerfect.

ClaudiaZ-S
Jan 5th, 2006, 07:00 PM
How do you see the perfect tennis player?

for me:
appearance- Anna Kournikova
shots- Venus Willimas
behaviour- Davenport
mentality- Serena Williams
and so on...

Kournikova is a tennis player ? :awww: :scratch:

guyinsf
Jan 5th, 2006, 09:59 PM
Fitness - Navratilova
Net game - Navratilova
Consistency - Evert
Groundstrokes - Seles
Mental toughness - Seles
Athleticism - Graf
Sportmanship - Clijsters
Ass - Serena

Corswandt
Jan 5th, 2006, 10:01 PM
Do we really need another thread on Lena D?

*signs underneath*

guyinsf
Jan 5th, 2006, 10:01 PM
And her name would be:

Marlon Asdkgaldfasdgheshinarofinistreanlestrom

Corswandt
Jan 5th, 2006, 10:03 PM
1st SERVE - Elena Dementieva
2nd SERVE - Anna Kournikova
Public Relations - Sesil Karatancheva
Mental Toughness - Vera Zvonareva
Speed- Lindsay Davenport
Fitness - Serena Williams (not the REAL Serena... the one at the HK exho)
Hair - Patty Schnyder

:lol:

Drake1980
Jan 5th, 2006, 10:04 PM
perfect tennis player= Martina Hingis

SvetaPleaseWin.
Jan 5th, 2006, 10:26 PM
perfect tennis player= Martina Hingis

you won't be saying that when pennetta beats her ass

Lindsayfan32
Jan 6th, 2006, 05:42 AM
Court coverage / speed - Kim
Groundies - Lindsay
Serve and Volleys - Alicia
Sportsmanship - Kim and Lindsay

If you looking for the perfect player in one person well that Lindsay.

KimC&MariaSNo1's
Jan 6th, 2006, 07:59 AM
Appearance - Maria/Anna
Groundies - Lindsay
Serve - Alicia
Speed/Agility - Kim
Volleys - Hingis
Fight - Serena
Mentality - Maria