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alfonsojose
Oct 4th, 2005, 06:58 PM
http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/etsid2910170012291/

DeeJay
Oct 4th, 2005, 07:33 PM
Thank you Fonsie for ruining my late dinner :lol: This guy makes Cher look like a baby :bolt:

AjdeNate!
Oct 4th, 2005, 07:47 PM
I think I just puked!

Lachrymarum
Oct 4th, 2005, 08:13 PM
:lol: :haha: :rolls:
I'm sorry but that's just wrong. He makes Michael Jackson look half-way decent!
:silly:

Helen Lawson
Oct 4th, 2005, 08:48 PM
I will have to agree with the above, Michael Jackson looks downright human/normal next to this guy!

I swear, one more facelift and it's like a 50/50 shot that Joan Rivers or me will look like that guy. We're pulled about as tight as it can go with some human features left. I mean, Joan drinks the blood of pre-teen virgin girls, so she looks better than I do (only a little), but, really, either one could be a freak after the next facelift. Success granted us immortality, but we never thought it through that to look immortal is harder than being immortal.

Cariaoke
Oct 4th, 2005, 08:57 PM
He should have spent that 250k on therapy.

Ferosh
Oct 4th, 2005, 09:28 PM
OMG Look at those tits! Gives the saying "chicks with dicks and dudes with tits" a new meaning.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/qax21/gross11.jpg

ampers&
Oct 5th, 2005, 01:31 AM
:eek: GAH!!!!!!
*hauls ass out of post*
:bolt:

@m@nd@
Oct 5th, 2005, 02:21 AM
OMGosh!!!! :bolt::unsure:

¤CharlDa¤
Oct 5th, 2005, 02:23 AM
Omg....horrible!

Boss monkey
Oct 5th, 2005, 02:27 AM
omg, it looks like he has a ass for a chin :eek:

~{X}~
Oct 5th, 2005, 02:55 AM
:eek: GAH!!!!!!
*hauls ass out of post*
:bolt:
:haha:

Lachrymarum
Oct 5th, 2005, 02:03 PM
I will have to agree with the above, Michael Jackson looks downright human/normal next to this guy!

I swear, one more facelift and it's like a 50/50 shot that Joan Rivers or me will look like that guy. We're pulled about as tight as it can go with some human features left. I mean, Joan drinks the blood of pre-teen virgin girls, so she looks better than I do (only a little), but, really, either one could be a freak after the next facelift. Success granted us immortality, but we never thought it through that to look immortal is harder than being immortal.
:lol:
And who's blood do you drink, Helen?
I mean when I looked you up on IMDB, it showed that you died way back in 1983! :eek: (or was that your career???) :confused:

Helen Lawson
Oct 5th, 2005, 02:05 PM
:lol:
And who's blood do you drink, Helen?

I don't! Mainly because Joan Rivers won't talk about it at all for fear of being arrested. That or getting some laws changed so she can sell virgin blood on QVC.

Lachrymarum
Oct 5th, 2005, 02:10 PM
I don't! Mainly because Joan Rivers won't talk about it at all for fear of being arrested. That or getting some laws changed so she can sell virgin blood on QVC.
:haha: I just hope poor Melissa doesn't follow in her footsteps!

kabuki
Oct 5th, 2005, 03:41 PM
There was a plastic surgery special on discovery that featured him getting said butt implants. All I can say is that the pictures do no justice to the horror revealed on film.

skanky~skanketta
Oct 5th, 2005, 03:57 PM
i wish that idiots like these would just be shot dead. what a waste of money. instead of making ur ugly face uglier, donate some money to the animal shelter or children's home or something. fucking idiotic moron. ugh.

~Cherry*Blossom~
Oct 5th, 2005, 04:10 PM
:scared:

alfonsojose
Oct 6th, 2005, 08:42 PM
OMG Look at those tits! Gives the saying "chicks with dicks and dudes with tits" a new meaning.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/qax21/gross11.jpg
:speakles: :crying2: :bolt:

DeeJay
Oct 6th, 2005, 08:49 PM
OMG Look at those tits! Gives the saying "chicks with dicks and dudes with tits" a new meaning.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/qax21/gross11.jpg
OMFG :eek: :bolt: The disturbing thing is, he probably still manages to get dates :lol:

beauty_is_pink
Oct 6th, 2005, 08:53 PM
no wonder he's single

LeRoy.
Oct 6th, 2005, 08:54 PM
:scared: :speakles: :sad:

He actually thinks it all makes him look better :o . Talk about deluding yourself :rolleyes:

hablo
Oct 6th, 2005, 08:55 PM
:scared::bolt: