Meet the real Ken Doll

http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/etsid2910170012291/

Thank you Fonsie for ruining my late dinner :lol: This guy makes Cher look like a baby :bolt:

I think I just puked!

:lol: :haha: :rolls:
I'm sorry but that's just wrong. He makes Michael Jackson look half-way decent!
:silly:

I will have to agree with the above, Michael Jackson looks downright human/normal next to this guy!

I swear, one more facelift and it's like a 50/50 shot that Joan Rivers or me will look like that guy. We're pulled about as tight as it can go with some human features left. I mean, Joan drinks the blood of pre-teen virgin girls, so she looks better than I do (only a little), but, really, either one could be a freak after the next facelift. Success granted us immortality, but we never thought it through that to look immortal is harder than being immortal.

He should have spent that 250k on therapy.

OMG Look at those tits! Gives the saying "chicks with dicks and dudes with tits" a new meaning.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/qax21/gross11.jpg

:eek: GAH!!!!!!
*hauls ass out of post*
:bolt:

OMGosh!!!! :bolt::unsure:

Omg....horrible!

omg, it looks like he has a ass for a chin :eek:

:eek: GAH!!!!!!
*hauls ass out of post*
:bolt:
:haha:

I will have to agree with the above, Michael Jackson looks downright human/normal next to this guy!

I swear, one more facelift and it's like a 50/50 shot that Joan Rivers or me will look like that guy. We're pulled about as tight as it can go with some human features left. I mean, Joan drinks the blood of pre-teen virgin girls, so she looks better than I do (only a little), but, really, either one could be a freak after the next facelift. Success granted us immortality, but we never thought it through that to look immortal is harder than being immortal.
:lol:
And who's blood do you drink, Helen?
I mean when I looked you up on IMDB, it showed that you died way back in 1983! :eek: (or was that your career???) :confused:

:lol:
And who's blood do you drink, Helen?

I don't! Mainly because Joan Rivers won't talk about it at all for fear of being arrested. That or getting some laws changed so she can sell virgin blood on QVC.

I don't! Mainly because Joan Rivers won't talk about it at all for fear of being arrested. That or getting some laws changed so she can sell virgin blood on QVC.
:haha: I just hope poor Melissa doesn't follow in her footsteps!

There was a plastic surgery special on discovery that featured him getting said butt implants. All I can say is that the pictures do no justice to the horror revealed on film.

i wish that idiots like these would just be shot dead. what a waste of money. instead of making ur ugly face uglier, donate some money to the animal shelter or children's home or something. fucking idiotic moron. ugh.

:scared:

OMG Look at those tits! Gives the saying "chicks with dicks and dudes with tits" a new meaning.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/qax21/gross11.jpg
:speakles: :crying2: :bolt:

OMG Look at those tits! Gives the saying "chicks with dicks and dudes with tits" a new meaning.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/qax21/gross11.jpg
OMFG :eek: :bolt: The disturbing thing is, he probably still manages to get dates :lol:

no wonder he's single

:scared: :speakles: :sad:

He actually thinks it all makes him look better :o . Talk about deluding yourself :rolleyes:

:scared::bolt: